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Sixth year. Hermione Granger has faced down trolls, Death Eaters, and the inside of a cursed locket. But detention with Severus Snape is still its own particular hell. He's petty, exacting, and utterly uninterested in being liked—especially by her.
What she doesn't expect is to find a mind as sharp as her own buried under all that greasy hair and contempt. What she really doesn't expect is to start looking for it.
Snape has no intention of befriending Hermione Granger. He has even less intention of being understood. But the girl asks the wrong questions, refuses to flinch, and sees far too much. And that, more than anything else, is infuriating.
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A casual conversation between friends about Sandrock’s most eligible bachelors… and why most of them don’t quite measure up.
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Hermione Granger’s current favourite book is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.
… And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.
Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered.
A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Act out all the tropes (and try to not fall in love in the process).
This is a slow-burn, sort-of-enemies to lovers fic (they're not really enemies, they just really like annoying each other). It's heavy on dialogue and banter, isn't overly angsty, and is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.
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Sebastian Sallow was under the impression he’d never have to see Garreth Weasley again.
He was wrong.
Now they’re both teaching at Hogwarts, both entirely insufferable, and somehow even worse around each other than they were at seventeen.
Unfortunately, time has not made things simpler.
If anything, it’s made them… complicated.
or: enemies to lovers but they’re both deeply committed to being idiots about it
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Владыка Дальних Островов by shishou_no_koi
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
29 Apr 2026
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Два года назад Ян Птачек услышал печальный сказ одного французского менестреля о рыцаре, погибшем от любви. Он почти забыл о том, пока не осознал, что ему суждено разделить участь Галехота.
В Богемии бушует война, и Ян что есть сил пытается не повторить судьбу литературного героя и не пойти по трагическому пути. В конце концов, победить Сигизмунда кажется проще, чем выиграть войну у собственного сердца.
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- Part 1 of Lord of the Distant Isles Series
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The Emerald Trio by SlytherinLover4Ever (Spikelover4ever)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Apr 2026
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Post-war, Hermione Granger finds herself adrift in a world determined to move on too quickly.
Against all odds, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott become the two people she trusts most. What starts as close friendship and easy companionship quickly grows into something neither simple nor entirely platonic.
When feelings surface, the three of them are forced to confront a difficult question: can they risk changing everything, and can Hermione love them both without losing either of them?
OR: Hermione Granger accidentally acquires two possessive Slytherins, and things get complicated.
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What happens when a fanfic author with a habit of lying and scheming suddenly finds himself as a self insert during Duelist Kingdom? What happens when you have Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, and the rest encounter someone who knows all about every major player in their saga... and sees no problem with abusing said knowledge? Chaos, dear reader. Sweet, sweet chaos. SI-Fic with shifting POVs.
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- Part 1 of Chaosverse
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Simply a Matter of Making Sensible Staffing Decisions by Susana Rosa (SusanaR)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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Fingon thinks that fighting Void monsters from the deck of Vingilot is a 'fun little warm up for Dagor Dagorath.' Maedhros wishes that Elrond would give him a straight answer to what he thinks is a very reasonable question. Thranduil feels that helping him come up with a better way for elves to practice fighting dragons is 'the very least that Maedhros could do, after he was responsible for killing everyone's grandparents.' These three things are not unrelated.
Chapter Summary: In the months following Maedhros’ re-embodiment, Elwing and Maedhros fall backwards into friendship. It happens gradually, one difficult conversation at a time.
Please note that this story can be read on its own, you do not have to have read any of the other stories in the series(es).
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Simply a Matter of Making Sensible Staffing Decisions by SusanaR
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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Fingon thinks that fighting Void monsters from the deck of Vingilot is a 'fun little warm up for Dagor Dagorath.' Maedhros wishes that Elrond would give him a straight answer to what he thinks is a very reasonable question. Thranduil feels that helping him come up with a better way for elves to practice fighting dragons is 'the very least that Maedhros could do, after he was responsible for killing everyone's grandparents.' These three things are not unrelated.
Chapter 4 summary: In the months following Maedhros’ re-embodiment, Elwing and Maedhros fall backwards into friendship. It happens gradually, one difficult conversation at a time.
Please note that this story can be read on its own, you do not have to have read any of the other stories in the series(es).
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Thanks to Lucius Malfoy being a huge twat, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy find themselves accidentally bonded and forced to live in the same home. Harry keeps expecting Draco to go all Scorched Earth about the whole thing, but he's being annoyingly calm and reasonable about it all. It's driving Harry absolutely mad.
Or maybe it's more that he's been intrigued by Draco for a while now, and Draco won't give him the time of day. Or maybe that Draco is annoyingly attractive and apparently a good person now or something.
Either way, it's about bloody time they get this stupid bond sorted, don't you think?
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Or: Bond magic brings Harry and Draco together against their will, and they fall madly in love anyway. A tale as old as time.
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It's been over a year since the new farmer moved to town, Why might Mark be acting the way he is?
Updates every Tuesday and Thursday.Series
- Part 1 of Songbird and Bard chronicles
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Sirius Black trusted the wrong person, and he's ready for his inevitable fate in Azkaban.
Fortunately, Severus Snape and Regulus Black know better.
Working it out as they go along, the trio decide that Albus Dumbledore has his own agenda, and theirs does not align with his.
In summary - Severus Snape is on a mission to put everything right, Sirius Black bounces back better than a beach ball at a Blondie gig and Regulus just wants a chance to redeem himself. -
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wylan and jesper meet under unlikely circumstances and crash into each others lives unexpectedly.
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To Find a Family and Learn to Live by DazedAndConfused (GloryBeToChicken), GloryBeToChicken
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
27 Apr 2026
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Wylan sucks in a breath, steeling himself and getting his order right in his head before opening the door. The sound of the door must have gotten Jesper’s attention, because he looks up from the machine behind the counter and waves.
“Wylan! Hey, you're back,” he says, grinning at Wylan as if he truly is happy to see him. “Nina, look–” he taps her on the shoulder as Wylan walks over.
Nina, who has just finished serving a customer, swats Jesper’s hand away lightly. “Yes, yes, I see him,” she says with an exasperated eyeroll, making eye contact with Wylan afterwards. She smiles at him. “Hey Wylan, what took you so long– I was stuck with only Jesper for conversation for like four days– it takes its toll on a person.”
Wylan, laughing at Jesper’s feigned offence, responds. “I’m sure he’s lovely company to have.”
“See! I am lovely.” he says to Nina, clearly proud of himself
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found family six of crows, Wesper-centric because I'm evil for these two characters and I love emotionally beating up Wylan and then giving him lots of comfort. updates fairly regularly, a few times a week :) -
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Voldemort wants power to rule.
Dumbledore wants power to protect.
Harry begins wanting power so no one can decide his life for him again.A Harry Potter series rewrite where ancient warding magic changes everything, the Chamber of Secrets becomes the first crack in the story, and Harry slowly learns that survival is not the same thing as freedom.
Also, Draco Malfoy is unfortunately involved.
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The Slippers and the Rose by AmberDread
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars
27 Apr 2026
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Ben is a prince desperatly searching for his Soulmate before he is forced into a marriage of convenience.
Rey is a nobody working herself to the bone in order to leave her backwater town.
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When a lead from Fenrir Greyback sends Harry Potter on a solo mission to hunt for Rodolphus Lestrange, the plan shatters in an instant. No wand. No backup. No way home. Now, Harry is forced into a desperate alliance with Draco Malfoy as they are hunted through the wilderness by a man who redefined Dark Magic. The hunter has become the prey.
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The Ministry and Hogwarts work together to create a new Eighth-year program to rehabilitate the children of Death Eaters who were forced to follow their parents' paths. And also for the good side to complete their education, of course. They are forced to cohabitate in the hope that they will help each other heal. At the end of the Eighth Year, the Ministry will award one student with a coveted Honors award that could change their post-war future. Hermione and Draco are forced into a pairing. They don’t agree on anything and hold a rather deep contempt for each other. That is, until they begin to find the other quite captivating.
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When Harry reaches his boiling point with the Dursley’s, he forces Dumbledore into an ultimatum. Find him a better place to live, or he goes off grid. You can imagine Harry’s surprise when the headmaster provides him with a solution that makes him want to eat his words.
Or, Harry spends his summer after third year with Professor Snape.
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Remember Tia's desk from Newcago? The one David calls "lavish" in his narration - a guy from a city made of steel who surely is a great judge of wooden furniture? Exactly, that one. Ever wondered where that desk came from?
Now you can find out.
And it starts with Jonathan trying to do a nice thing for his wife. Emphasis on 'trying'.Or:
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