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    Ten years ago, Remus Lupin met a homophobic idiot with a talent for being shirtless. Yes, he’s the most beautiful thing Remus has ever seen. No, Remus is absolutely not going to waste his life thinking about that pampered posh bastard.

    Sirius Black, meanwhile, can’t understand why Cambridge’s weed dealer seems to hate him on sight. For the first time in history, he’s met someone immune to his smile - and Sirius has never reacted well to the word no.

    A non-linear fic about class, prejudice and pride (no Austen involved), and the terrifying quiet after a joke when you realise no one was laughing. (Or: Wolfstar finally communicate. It’s a disaster in the best possible way)

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    Dying was not fucking peaceful. It was rocky and turbulent and it really made Draco's left forearm hurt. He shuffled a little and opened his eyes, his right hand clutching his arm. His head hurt like crazy. He sat up and rubbed his hands over his eyes and
    "Hello, have you seen a Toad perchance? This boy over here has lost his."
    His eyes shot up. If Draco's afterlife angel was Hermione Granger, he would have no choice but to sue God.
    BOOKS 1 AND 2 OF HP SERIES COVERED TILL NOW!
    BOOK 3 ONGOING.
     
    Greetings! Dearest Readers.
    JKR messed up a couple of things in her life (including her narrow minded disgusting opinions) and I am here to absolve you of that pain. This is my first fic here on AO3 and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. This will be a collection of 3 works
    1. Books 1, 2 and 3 (the introductory arc)
    2. Books 4 and 5 (the plot building)
    3. Books 6 and 7 (the ending we all deserved but did not get.)
    It will follow the official plot line closely in the beginning but will turn into something entirely different later on. I fully intend to finish this series even if it takes me years so fret not!
    Enjoy!

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    AU - Magical Modern - In which an unlikely pair of sorcerers are called upon to protect the realm from an ancient curse...

    Picset is viewable HERE

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    Hermione needed to fix this mess Ron made of her life when he cheated on her. The muggle and magic world never knew what hit them. One does not simply dismiss Hermione Granger.

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    Draco stood there for a moment longer, scythe dissolving back into a wand in his hand.

    “…most of them don’t need help,” he murmured to himself. “They don't even realise I’m there… they just… go.” He glanced once at the body. “…some of them talk too much.”

    After a second, he turned, stepping back out into the street like nothing had happened.

    ______________________________

    Draco Malfoy has learned what guiding truly means, but this year, something is wrong. When students begin falling into a state between life and death, Death itself begins to grow impatient. And apparently it falls on Draco to figure it out.

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    Annabel Lee is a smart woman, a cunning one, a passionate one. There are so many things to describe her with. But, Prospero, he is simply... him. Snooty, perhaps? A man who lives shadowed by others, by himself. So when Annabel Lee invites him to tea one day, who is he to refuse? Thus, he accepts, not to learn how to be great, not even to learn with a cause. Just a desire to be seen. Just a desire to Be.

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    What happens when a fanfic author with a habit of lying and scheming suddenly finds himself as a self insert during Duelist Kingdom? What happens when you have Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, and the rest encounter someone who knows all about every major player in their saga... and sees no problem with abusing said knowledge? Chaos, dear reader. Sweet, sweet chaos. SI-Fic with shifting POVs.

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    175/?
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    Wylan sucks in a breath, steeling himself and getting his order right in his head before opening the door. The sound of the door must have gotten Jesper’s attention, because he looks up from the machine behind the counter and waves.

    “Wylan! Hey, you're back,” he says, grinning at Wylan as if he truly is happy to see him. “Nina, look–” he taps her on the shoulder as Wylan walks over.

    Nina, who has just finished serving a customer, swats Jesper’s hand away lightly. “Yes, yes, I see him,” she says with an exasperated eyeroll, making eye contact with Wylan afterwards. She smiles at him. “Hey Wylan, what took you so long– I was stuck with only Jesper for conversation for like four days– it takes its toll on a person.”

    Wylan, laughing at Jesper’s feigned offence, responds. “I’m sure he’s lovely company to have.”

    “See! I am lovely.” he says to Nina, clearly proud of himself

    or:
    found family six of crows, Wesper-centric because I'm evil for these two characters and I love emotionally beating up Wylan and then giving him lots of comfort. updates fairly regularly, a few times a week :)

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    47/?
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    Castiel Novak and Samantha Winchester, fast friends, meet at a social group for autistic teens. They both happen to have protective, obsessive siblings, but it's fine!! Sam loves her big brother and their relationship is SUPER normal!! And Cas loves his twin sister and the crazy-ass sex they have!!

    In which Dean accidentally grooms his baby sister right into some incest, Sammy would follow her big brother anywhere, Jimmie fucks her twin and likes the way he hits, and Castiel is really fucking tired of the lot of them.

    Silly-fluffy-snarky Winjimstiel.

     

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    Draco Malfoy accidentally activates a soul bond between himself and Hermione Granger who, not only hates him, but happens to be happily engaged to Ron Weasley.

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    5/?
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    Ben is a prince desperatly searching for his Soulmate before he is forced into a marriage of convenience.
    Rey is a nobody working herself to the bone in order to leave her backwater town.
    The chances of them ever meeting were miniscule, but you should never tell Han Solo the odds.

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    Harry Potter was never meant to survive - let alone disappear.
    When he returns to the wizarding world years after being presumed dead, everyone expects a saviour. Instead, they find a boy with bright Killing curse eyes, an innate understanding of Dark Magic and runes, and teeth far too sharp for comfort.
    But power always recognises power, and Harry finds himself being pulled - inevitably, irresistibly - toward the two men who wield it best.

    Or, "You think you're clever, don't you?" Severus said, though without the bite he usually reserved for such remarks.
           Harry tilted his head, a wry smirk on his blood red lips. “I think I’m clever enough... Say hi to your husband for me."

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    „Když jsme se potkali měla jsi mě ráda?“
    „Ne. Myslela jsem si, že jsi arogantní, nevyzpytatelný a potenciálně smrtelný problém. Což si mimochodem myslím pořád.“

    „Myslíš si, že jsem charismatičtější než Thor?“
    „Ano.“

    „Kolikrát si mě chtěla praštit po hlavě něčím těžkým?“
    „Denně. Někdy dvakrát.“

    „Když jsem na tebe poprvé začal chrlit otázky, co sis o mně myslela? A neříkej, že jsem otravný, to vím.“
    „Upřímně? Myslím si, že testuješ hranice mé trpělivosti. Jako malé dítě, co zkouší, co se stane, když opakovaně strčí do vosího hnízda. A zároveň... že ti to dělá nebezpečně dobře.“

    Když se Bůh lží objeví v Berlíně jen pár měsíců po neslavné časové loupeži, Nick Fury u toho pochopitelně nesmí chybět. A’lyssian je napůl víla, bývalá žoldačka a přeživší z Hydry, u které je schopnost lhát fyzicky a biologicky neproveditelný koncept. Loki je Bůh falše, který by lhal, i kdyby se ho někdo zeptal, jaký je zrovna den. Když je nevyžádaná zakázka a nechtěný magický průšvih svede dohromady, rychle zjistí, že přežít krveprolití s démony je mnohem snazší, než přežít pět minut v jednom bytě. Zvlášť, když to jediné, co vás kromě nuceného spolubydlení spojuje, je hromada neléčených traumat a sarkasmus.

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    Notes:
    Remus always was trying to get better at being a bassist, trying and making sure that he would be able to possibly, one day join a band. When he is bartending at a bar, which has a stage for bands to perform, he meets a man named James, who starts talking to him about his own band. James’ friend Sirius comes into play and Remus is drawn to him, but then they start talking about how they were to perform later that night and they don’t have a bassist?

    Or

    Band AU where Marauders are already made but are in need of a bassist after firing the last one for being a bit of a prick…

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    Два года назад Ян Птачек услышал печальный сказ одного французского менестреля о рыцаре, погибшем от любви. Он почти забыл о том, пока не осознал, что ему суждено разделить участь Галехота.

    В Богемии бушует война, и Ян что есть сил пытается не повторить судьбу литературного героя и не пойти по трагическому пути. В конце концов, победить Сигизмунда кажется проще, чем выиграть войну у собственного сердца.

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    Before she could spin around, a wand pressed to her temples. “Hello, Mudblood.”, someone whispered. Then more coldness, and everything went black.

    Hermione is captured at Bill and Fleurs wedding by the Malfoy family. What now?

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    When Netherfield Park is let to Mr. Bingley, the Bennets are amazed by his companion: an impoverished, handsome gentleman, whose fall from wealth has made him notorious. The local gentry are loathe to accept him as an equal, especially when his manners leave much to be desired. Only Elizabeth Bennet tolerates him, curious about the mystery behind his ruin: something about it doesn’t quite add up, and she suspects there is more to Mr. Darcy than meets the eye. E/D, J/B

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    “You do understand this is a job, don’t you? It’s a publicity stunt, not an actual relationship.”

    When their contract was up, Fahey would be another person that walked away, considerably richer and without a single look back.

    “Just because it’s work, doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it.” Fahey insists.

    - - Wylan is the public face of Van Eck Industries and Jesper is an up-and-coming model hired to act as his boyfriend.

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    12/13
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    Fen'Harel is powerful. He is cunning. He is wise.

    Fen'Harel is ruthless. He is fierce. He is terrifying.

    Fen'Harel does not cry. He does not crack. He does not break.

    But sometimes, when the weight of his burden becomes too great, when he feels like he is crumbling beneath the mantle of Fen'Harel, he seeks her out.

    He tells himself it will only be for a moment. Just one moment of relief. One moment to look upon her face and feel like he isn't drowning.

    Just one moment. That's all it will be.

    Set about a year after Trespasser, but some chapters take place during the events of DAI. Mostly canon-compliant, with a few minor-ish changes and liberties taken. Slow-ish (medium-ish?) burn, with eventual explicit smut. Canon-typical violence. Still very much a work in progress and new chapters will be posted as I finish them, and won't necessarily follow any kind of schedule.

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    27/?
    Comments:
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    46
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