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    Sirius Black trusted the wrong person, and he's ready for his inevitable fate in Azkaban.
    Fortunately, Severus Snape and Regulus Black know better.
    Working it out as they go along, the trio decide that Albus Dumbledore has his own agenda, and theirs does not align with his.
    In summary - Severus Snape is on a mission to put everything right, Sirius Black bounces back better than a beach ball at a Blondie gig and Regulus just wants a chance to redeem himself.

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    13/?
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    Hermione Granger’s current favourite book is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.

    … And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.

    Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered.

    A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Act out all the tropes (and try to not fall in love in the process).

    This is a slow-burn, sort-of-enemies to lovers fic (they're not really enemies, they just really like annoying each other). It's heavy on dialogue and banter, isn't overly angsty, and is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.

     

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    3/?
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    5
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    How, how, HOW will you meet your bride?

    One short WinterShock meet-cute fic for each of the scenarios mentioned in Jason Webley's wonderful song "Meet Your Bride."

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    11/?
    Comments:
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    19,322
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    It's been over a year since the new farmer moved to town, Why might Mark be acting the way he is?
    Updates every Tuesday and Thursday.

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    Chapters:
    42/48
    Comments:
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    752
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    What if after the mission at Burj Al-Ghazali, taking down two of the three Providence partners, Marcus Stuyesant and Carl Ingram. When things go wrong on extraction and 47 takes a poisoned bullet that had been aimed at his brother Lucas Grey. Old history is revealed as 47's condition worsens and Olivia has danger stalking her all of it causes Lucas to contact someone he did not want anywhere near Providence even though she has earned a great deal since he left her 15 years ago.

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    8/?
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    308
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    When Rocket is offered a position in the Galactic Armada, he figures it's an easier ticket off then trying to escape himself - and he can always take off with a ship the second he gets bored. After all, it's not like he'll actually get anything else out of it...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    Wylan sucks in a breath, steeling himself and getting his order right in his head before opening the door. The sound of the door must have gotten Jesper’s attention, because he looks up from the machine behind the counter and waves.

    “Wylan! Hey, you're back,” he says, grinning at Wylan as if he truly is happy to see him. “Nina, look–” he taps her on the shoulder as Wylan walks over.

    Nina, who has just finished serving a customer, swats Jesper’s hand away lightly. “Yes, yes, I see him,” she says with an exasperated eyeroll, making eye contact with Wylan afterwards. She smiles at him. “Hey Wylan, what took you so long– I was stuck with only Jesper for conversation for like four days– it takes its toll on a person.”

    Wylan, laughing at Jesper’s feigned offence, responds. “I’m sure he’s lovely company to have.”

    “See! I am lovely.” he says to Nina, clearly proud of himself

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    found family six of crows, Wesper-centric because I'm evil for these two characters and I love emotionally beating up Wylan and then giving him lots of comfort. updates fairly regularly, a few times a week :)

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    149,188
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    753
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    497
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    84
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    15,518
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    Post-war, Hermione Granger finds herself adrift in a world determined to move on too quickly.

    Against all odds, Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott become the two people she trusts most. What starts as close friendship and easy companionship quickly grows into something neither simple nor entirely platonic.

    When feelings surface, the three of them are forced to confront a difficult question: can they risk changing everything, and can Hermione love them both without losing either of them?

    OR: Hermione Granger accidentally acquires two possessive Slytherins, and things get complicated.

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    112,415
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    18/?
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    786
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    376
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    31,152
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    Claire finds Wesker post volcano not in the best of shape, and owing him from a previous interaction, decides to keep him alive and jail him. She turns out to be quite bad at this task, much to the chagrin of both herself and her enemy. Dark humor and whump in this slow burn between a very unlikely ship. Some tiny alterations to RE canon. Post RE 5.

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    Chapters:
    29/40
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    682
    Bookmarks:
    73
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    17,341
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    The moon is full, but why would Sirius notice? He's just hoping that grief will feel better at ninety miles an hour.
    Remus is deteriorating, and that's the way of things. He's proven himself unsafe, so he's just fine, thank you, living far away from everyone and everything.

    At least, until a motorcycle accident in the middle of nowhere has Sirius knocking on a stranger’s door.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    29
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    975
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    The dead do not vanish. They echo.

    Hermione Granger has returned to Hogwarts to finish her seventh year, carrying the weight of war and the silence of empty chairs. She expects her greatest challenges to be N.E.W.T.s, nightmares, and the slow work of rebuilding. She does not expect to find a forbidden 18th-century treatise hidden in the Arithmancy section.

    The Echo Chamber by Adelia Blackwood—banned, discredited, and utterly fascinating—proposes a radical theory: that magical signatures persist after death, sustained not by time but by attention. The more the living remember the dead, the longer their echoes linger.

    Desperate for answers about the war's lingering shadows, Hermione begins experimenting with Blackwood's techniques. After weeks of failure, she succeeds.

    The echo she perceives is not a loved one. It is not a friend. It is Severus Snape—cold, sarcastic, and thoroughly unimpressed with being disturbed.

    "You are attempting to contact the dead. A singularly foolish endeavor, even for you."

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    2
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    The war is over, and the Resistance has won.
    Suddenly, it's not just about surviving anymore. Its learning how to live again.
    Wolves always come in packs. The forest is in their breath and the moon in their howl. Draco is losing himself to his Animagus, until he meets her.
    She isn't to be trusted, yet he can't help but go back, again and again and again. The dam has to break.
    He learns to breathe the fire she offers him, and suddenly Eighth year might not be so bleak after all.

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    3/?
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    His gaze snapped to her like a snare. “Worried I might do something about it, Granger?” He sauntered closer, spreading his arms, lazy and unapologetic, like he was inviting her to climb onto him right there. “You could give me a go, if you like. Though we’d have to remove that pesky Protego charm first.”

    Hermione blinked. Her cheeks flared red. “Pardon?”

    He tilted his head, eyes still locked on hers. “Not interested?”

    “I… don’t know what you’re getting at.”

    He sighed, almost disappointed. “Brightest witch of the age.”

    Her throat tightened. “Are you… hitting on me?”

    The moment she said it, she regretted it. He leaned in even further, close enough that she could see the faint sheen on his lower lip, the way his eyelashes were dark at the tips. Then, he spoke softly—devastatingly so. “What do you think I’m doing?”

    ~*~

    In her enchanted beaded bag, Magizoologist Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to work together to uncover a cure for his rare and mysterious form of vampirism. Meanwhile, Hermione must also assist Auror Harry Potter in tracking a violent killer on the loose—all while the magical world seems determined to stand in their way.

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    Chapters:
    30/40
    Comments:
    142
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    143
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    75
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    Wylan is coming back late to the Crow Club from his workshop down below, and meets a similarly sleep deprived Jesper.

    Takes place pre-canon.

    Title from Me and Michael by MGMT

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    16
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    1
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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    771,421
    Chapters:
    126/?
    Collections:
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    13,103
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    22,770
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    5,505
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    1,140,756
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    The Ministry and Hogwarts work together to create a new Eighth-year program to rehabilitate the children of Death Eaters who were forced to follow their parents' paths. And also for the good side to complete their education, of course. They are forced to cohabitate in the hope that they will help each other heal. At the end of the Eighth Year, the Ministry will award one student with a coveted Honors award that could change their post-war future. Hermione and Draco are forced into a pairing. They don’t agree on anything and hold a rather deep contempt for each other. That is, until they begin to find the other quite captivating.

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    17,552
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    9
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    31
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    22
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    1,020
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    In the Northern Wilds of Middle Earth, tensions between a foul-mouthed Beorning and a sour-faced Elf King force a certain golden-haired elf to intervene.

    Tensions ensue.

    And so does a rather complicated love story.

    *

    {Set in the Third Age}

    Language:
    English
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    108,903
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    93
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    95
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1,705
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    Hermione Granger has survived a war, a decade of public service, and Ron Weasley’s snoring, but nothing prepares her for mutually deciding not to get married.
    Newly single and lightly spiralling, Hermione buries herself in her job at the DMLE. Unfortunately for her (and fortunately for readers), her new partner is Draco Malfoy: back from ten years with MACUSA and carrying more secrets than the Room of Requirement.
    Draco returns to England intending to take up the family mantle, avoid disaster, and catch a killer, not necessarily in that order. Instead, he ends up dodging an American dark wizard and falling catastrophically in love. He also might be refusing to wash a shirt she once borrowed. It’s tragic.
    Meanwhile, Ron discovers post-breakup freedom pairs unexpectedly well with Pansy Parkinson, who does not do feelings (but she does do Ron).
    Theo Nott and Ginny Weasley attempt to fix everyone, resulting in cocktails, chaos, and at least one incident no one is legally permitted to mention.
    As the case turns deadlier and the feelings messier, Hermione and Draco find themselves tangled in far more than old history.
    Everyone’s fine.
    They’re absolutely not fine.

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    English
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    79,451
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,185
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    Sebastian Sallow was under the impression he’d never have to see Garreth Weasley again.

    He was wrong.

    Now they’re both teaching at Hogwarts, both entirely insufferable, and somehow even worse around each other than they were at seventeen.

    Unfortunately, time has not made things simpler.

    If anything, it’s made them… complicated.

    or: enemies to lovers but they’re both deeply committed to being idiots about it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,805
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    67
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    Castiel Novak and Samantha Winchester, fast friends, meet at a social group for autistic teens. They both happen to have protective, obsessive siblings, but it's fine!! Sam loves her big brother and their relationship is SUPER normal!! And Cas loves his twin sister and the crazy-ass sex they have!!

    In which Dean accidentally grooms his baby sister right into some incest, Sammy would follow her big brother anywhere, Jimmie fucks her twin and likes the way he hits, and Castiel is really fucking tired of the lot of them.

    Silly-fluffy-snarky Winjimstiel.

     

    Language:
    English
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    57,675
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    122
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,519

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