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    Ten years ago, Remus Lupin met a homophobic idiot with a talent for being shirtless. Yes, he’s the most beautiful thing Remus has ever seen. No, Remus is absolutely not going to waste his life thinking about that pampered posh bastard.

    Sirius Black, meanwhile, can’t understand why Cambridge’s weed dealer seems to hate him on sight. For the first time in history, he’s met someone immune to his smile - and Sirius has never reacted well to the word no.

    A non-linear fic about class, prejudice and pride (no Austen involved), and the terrifying quiet after a joke when you realise no one was laughing. (Or: Wolfstar finally communicate. It’s a disaster in the best possible way)

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    "Count Dracula was chaos, and she was order. That much was simple to Agatha, it was the details which were more complicated."

    Agatha Van Helsing has some theories about Count Dracula she would like to explore further. Her exploration of his motivations and foibles will lead her on quite the journey for a nun who should have been a scientist. AKA Agatha and Dracula like to bicker.

    (Incorporates the past and present time zones of the show)

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    Dying was not fucking peaceful. It was rocky and turbulent and it really made Draco's left forearm hurt. He shuffled a little and opened his eyes, his right hand clutching his arm. His head hurt like crazy. He sat up and rubbed his hands over his eyes and
    "Hello, have you seen a Toad perchance? This boy over here has lost his."
    His eyes shot up. If Draco's afterlife angel was Hermione Granger, he would have no choice but to sue God.

    BOOK 3 ONGOING.
    PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS- DRACO MALFOY AND THE FIRST FEW STEPS 
    Greetings! Dearest Readers.
    JKR messed up a couple of things in her life (including her narrow minded disgusting opinions) and I am here to absolve you of that pain. This is my first fic here on AO3 and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. This will be a collection of 3 works
    1. Books 1, 2 and 3 (the introductory arc)
    2. Books 4 and 5 (the plot building)
    3. Books 6 and 7 (the ending we all deserved but did not get.)
    It will follow the official plot line closely in the beginning but will turn into something entirely different later on. I fully intend to finish this series even if it takes me years so fret not!
    Enjoy!

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    14/?
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    The Crows are transported to the marvel universe through one of Doctor Stranges portals. Now stuck in this new world, they have to learn life outside of the Barrel and how to live semi-normal lives.

    There will be angst, there will be fluff, there will be peace, for these traumatised kids

     

    (tags added/changed as story progresses)

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    4/?
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    „Když jsme se potkali měla jsi mě ráda?“
    „Ne. Myslela jsem si, že jsi arogantní, nevyzpytatelný a potenciálně smrtelný problém. Což si mimochodem myslím pořád.“

    „Myslíš si, že jsem charismatičtější než Thor?“
    „Ano.“

    „Kolikrát si mě chtěla praštit po hlavě něčím těžkým?“
    „Denně. Někdy dvakrát.“

    „Když jsem na tebe poprvé začal chrlit otázky, co sis o mně myslela? A neříkej, že jsem otravný, to vím.“
    „Upřímně? Myslím si, že testuješ hranice mé trpělivosti. Jako malé dítě, co zkouší, co se stane, když opakovaně strčí do vosího hnízda. A zároveň... že ti to dělá nebezpečně dobře.“

    Když se Bůh lží objeví v Berlíně jen pár měsíců po neslavné časové loupeži, Nick Fury u toho pochopitelně nesmí chybět. A’lyssian je napůl víla, bývalá žoldačka a přeživší z Hydry, u které je schopnost lhát fyzicky a biologicky neproveditelný koncept. Loki je Bůh falše, který by lhal, i kdyby se ho někdo zeptal, jaký je zrovna den. Když je nevyžádaná zakázka a nechtěný magický průšvih svede dohromady, rychle zjistí, že přežít krveprolití s démony je mnohem snazší, než přežít pět minut v jednom bytě. Zvlášť, když to jediné, co vás kromě nuceného spolubydlení spojuje, je hromada neléčených traumat a sarkasmus.

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    Čeština
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    5/?
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    wylan and jesper meet under unlikely circumstances and crash into each others lives unexpectedly.

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    10/?
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    5
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    Единственная цель HK800 — выслеживать и уничтожать девиантных андроидов до того, как они станут реальной угрозой для человеческой расы. Холодный, бесчувственный и совершенно безжизненный, андроид полон решимости выполнить свою миссию и не позволить ничему встать у него на пути.
    Однако, когда HK800 начинает работать в паре с детективом-человеком, Коннором Андерсоном, его миссия оказывается под угрозой, не только из-за впечатляющей способности его напарника вставать на пути, но и из-за растущей нестабильности, поражающей его систему.

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    Русский
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    7/37
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    Hermione Granger’s current favourite book is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.

    … And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.

    Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered.

    A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Act out all the tropes (and try to not fall in love in the process).

    This is a slow-burn, sort-of-enemies to lovers fic (they're not really enemies, they just really like annoying each other). It's heavy on dialogue and banter, isn't overly angsty, and is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.

     

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    4/?
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    8
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    When Harry reaches his boiling point with the Dursley’s, he forces Dumbledore into an ultimatum. Find him a better place to live, or he goes off grid. You can imagine Harry’s surprise when the headmaster provides him with a solution that makes him want to eat his words.

    Or, Harry spends his summer after third year with Professor Snape.

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    2/?
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    7
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    The theory of three meetings says you will meet your soulmate three times: when they mean nothing, when you’re not ready, and when, finally, your lives intertwine. The following explores those three periods in Arthur and Ariadne’s lives.

    Part 1- Once (chapters 1-5)
    Part 2- Twice (chapters 6-20)
    Part 3- Once Again (chapters 21-30)

    An exercise in character study, worldbuilding, and the art of the slowburn, set during and post inception. Expect tons of tension with equal sprinklings of adventure, humor, fluff, and angst. For those that are fans of Cobb and Eames, they are heavily featured.

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    Chapters:
    24/30
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    20
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    At 11 years old, Hermione’s life is abruptly turned upside down when she is forced to make an impossible choice: trust either Bellatrix or Severus, both of whom are strangers, and both of whom claim they want to save her from the other. With no idea what to do, Hermione puts her trust in the only other person present, a small boy with white-blonde hair and, unbeknownst to her, seals their fate for the foreseeable future.

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    Zuko has been traveling with the Avatar gaang for three weeks, five days, and, if he’s honest, far too many emotionally compromising group bonding moments.

    Not used to sharing campfires without suspicion. Not used to laughter that isn’t sharp-edged or cruel. Not used to people standing close to him without flinching. And he is definitely not used to being grabbed.

    Unfortunately, Sokka has decided Zuko’s survival depends on fixing that. With firebending off the table, Sokka, self-proclaimed “tactical genius,” has taken it upon himself to teach him non-bending close-quarters combat.

    Specifically: grappling.

    Specifically: using Zuko as a demonstration dummy.

    Zuko hates it...He absolutely hates it.

    There is nothing dignified about being shoved, pinned, or manhandled mid-argument, and nothing strategic about the way Sokka keeps finding his wrists, shoulders, waist…

    This is a problem...A serious problem...And Zuko is handling it very normally.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Hermione Granger has survived a war, a decade of public service, and Ron Weasley’s snoring, but nothing prepares her for mutually deciding not to get married.
    Newly single and lightly spiralling, Hermione buries herself in her job at the DMLE. Unfortunately for her (and fortunately for readers), her new partner is Draco Malfoy: back from ten years with MACUSA and carrying more secrets than the Room of Requirement.
    Draco returns to England intending to take up the family mantle, avoid disaster, and catch a killer, not necessarily in that order. Instead, he ends up dodging an American dark wizard and falling catastrophically in love. He also might be refusing to wash a shirt she once borrowed. It’s tragic.
    Meanwhile, Ron discovers post-breakup freedom pairs unexpectedly well with Pansy Parkinson, who does not do feelings (but she does do Ron).
    Theo Nott and Ginny Weasley attempt to fix everyone, resulting in cocktails, chaos, and at least one incident no one is legally permitted to mention.
    As the case turns deadlier and the feelings messier, Hermione and Draco find themselves tangled in far more than old history.
    Everyone’s fine.
    They’re absolutely not fine.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    31
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    When Harry Potter became the Master of Death, he wasn’t sure what to expect—but it certainly wasn’t this.

    Upon his death, Harry is reborn as one of Tony Stark’s AIs. Unfortunately, code and human memories were never meant to coexist. An AI with emotions, memories of magic, and a growing attachment to both its creator and its fellow AI companion is a recipe for disaster.

    Add Tony building physical bodies for both of them, and you get concerned Avengers, an unexpectedly friendly Loki, an AI who absolutely enjoys pranking the team, and a very tired Nick Fury debating whether Tony Stark deserves a medal… or assassination—for his equal parts genius and stupidity.

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    3/?
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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    Chapters:
    127/?
    Collections:
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    13,181
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    22,883
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    5,523
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    1,152,804
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    For obvious reasons, I picked up a tiny Loki action figure from Thor a couple years before I started posting these; in January 2014, I came across a tiny Thor to keep him company. I immediately took a couple stupid pictures of them and then I just...kept doing that, with increasingly elaborate captions and situations, because I really enjoy my stupid pictures and other people have been enjoying them too. I picked up a couple more Lokis and some other MCU action figures too, and sometimes completely unrelated action figures join in (I add tags as they become relevant). The first 60ish chapters are reposts of existing pictures; now that I've got all of those up, I'm just updating when I actually post new photos. Suggestions/ideas are always welcome!

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    29,266
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    428/?
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    2,302
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    51,162
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    Wylan sucks in a breath, steeling himself and getting his order right in his head before opening the door. The sound of the door must have gotten Jesper’s attention, because he looks up from the machine behind the counter and waves.

    “Wylan! Hey, you're back,” he says, grinning at Wylan as if he truly is happy to see him. “Nina, look–” he taps her on the shoulder as Wylan walks over.

    Nina, who has just finished serving a customer, swats Jesper’s hand away lightly. “Yes, yes, I see him,” she says with an exasperated eyeroll, making eye contact with Wylan afterwards. She smiles at him. “Hey Wylan, what took you so long– I was stuck with only Jesper for conversation for like four days– it takes its toll on a person.”

    Wylan, laughing at Jesper’s feigned offence, responds. “I’m sure he’s lovely company to have.”

    “See! I am lovely.” he says to Nina, clearly proud of himself

    or:
    found family six of crows, Wesper-centric because I'm evil for these two characters and I love emotionally beating up Wylan and then giving him lots of comfort. updates fairly regularly, a few times a week :)

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    152,280
    Chapters:
    49/?
    Comments:
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    516
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    86
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    16,273
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    It all started long ago, with a troll and his bridge. As history shows, Dofrargubben, the troll who holds the record for building the longest and oldest bridge that's still standing in the Kingdom of Aurelion today, was inspired to found Trolltrail after an encounter with three gruff satyrs. And now the responsibility falls to you to continue his wish to help Trolltrail connect the common folk, because as we say, no bridge too far.

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    For as long as she can remember, Fenina has felt the pull of the Fade. Her clan is wary of her, but she doesn't mind because she believes the sleeping world has a way to help Dalish achieve their former glory. Then one day, when she wakes up with a mark on her hand, a world-ending plight on her shoulders, and an Orlesian organization she must lead, the elf can use her newfound power to finally make a difference. As she unlocks the secrets of the anchor she wields, Fenina finds out more than she can ever imagine and the unfortunate truths that come with it, including the role of the unassuming bald elf by her side.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    35
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    6
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    Severus spends his evening angry and upset when his witch returns home late. Only Hermione knows how to test and tempt him, in order to melt away the icy exterior he hides behind.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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