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a beat, a beat, a beating heart by theredhoodie
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 May 2026
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John and Ava met before they found themselves deep in a secure OXE vault in the middle of the Utah desert, trying to stay alive.
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Thanks to Lucius Malfoy being a huge twat, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy find themselves accidentally bonded and forced to live in the same home. Harry keeps expecting Draco to go all Scorched Earth about the whole thing, but he's being annoyingly calm and reasonable about it all. It's driving Harry absolutely mad.
Or maybe it's more that he's been intrigued by Draco for a while now, and Draco won't give him the time of day. Or maybe that Draco is annoyingly attractive and apparently a good person now or something.
Either way, it's about bloody time they get this stupid bond sorted, don't you think?
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Or: Bond magic brings Harry and Draco together against their will, and they fall madly in love anyway. A tale as old as time.
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Quite Possibly Most Infuriating by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2026
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When Senior Auror Harry Potter is strongly encouraged into volunteering for an experimental Ministry time-travel program, he plans to spend his year in the past sabotaging Tom Riddle’s rise. Heroic, right?
What he doesn’t expect is a timeline where Tom, upon opening the Chamber of Secrets, finds piles of gold instead of a basilisk and becomes a billionaire. He still has plans for power… but they’re not exactly hostile.
Harry decides to lay low for the rest of the mission. Except… laying low has never exactly been his strong suit, has it?
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Tom is handsome, young, rich, dangerously intrigued, and doesn’t take no for an answer. Also, handsome.
Harry is forty, poor, annoyed, and just wants decent crisps for once. And what does Tom Riddle want from him?
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- Part 6 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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First Three, No Flash by frenetic_muse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 May 2026
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Shane Hollander is a freelance concert photographer with a day job at a camera shop, a bank account in active distress, and a long-standing professional fixation on Ilya Rozanov, front man of the Russian rock band Rozanov.
Professional. Definitely professional.
For years, Shane has shot Ilya from the pit: first three songs, no flash, get the shot, get out. Then Rozanov’s lead guitarist gets arrested at the border, the tour starts rearranging itself around disaster, and Shane finds himself getting closer to the machine than any photographer is supposed to get.
A photo pass becomes a backstage pass. A backstage pass becomes a job. Access becomes proximity.
And proximity, unfortunately, has consequences.
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It's been over a year since the new farmer moved to town, Why might Mark be acting the way he is?
Updates every Tuesday and Thursday.Series
- Part 1 of Songbird and Bard chronicles
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After the fall of the Netherbrain, Lyra and Astarion travel Faerûn in the hopes of finding a way for the vampire to walk in the sun. But secrets long buried have risen to the surface and threaten to cause upheaval in couple's lives.
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The ultimate frigged up so called couple! A holy man and a woman who is technically a Christian but has poor impulse control. Can she teach him to loosen up a little outside working hours and can she learn how to be less impulsive and a little more centered in morality? Or is he too rigid in his life regarding being a shepherd? Is she beyond help in her recklessness?
New chapters might start out a bit slow regarding character development but it'll get good soon enough.
EDIT-there was some confusion over which one of my accounts this was going to but I got it straightened out.
No comments are allowed trying to solicit commissions! The answer will always be no
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To Find a Family and Learn to Live by DazedAndConfused (GloryBeToChicken), GloryBeToChicken
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
04 May 2026
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Wylan sucks in a breath, steeling himself and getting his order right in his head before opening the door. The sound of the door must have gotten Jesper’s attention, because he looks up from the machine behind the counter and waves.
“Wylan! Hey, you're back,” he says, grinning at Wylan as if he truly is happy to see him. “Nina, look–” he taps her on the shoulder as Wylan walks over.
Nina, who has just finished serving a customer, swats Jesper’s hand away lightly. “Yes, yes, I see him,” she says with an exasperated eyeroll, making eye contact with Wylan afterwards. She smiles at him. “Hey Wylan, what took you so long– I was stuck with only Jesper for conversation for like four days– it takes its toll on a person.”
Wylan, laughing at Jesper’s feigned offence, responds. “I’m sure he’s lovely company to have.”
“See! I am lovely.” he says to Nina, clearly proud of himself
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found family six of crows, Wesper-centric because I'm evil for these two characters and I love emotionally beating up Wylan and then giving him lots of comfort. updates fairly regularly, a few times a week :) -
"At least my rage is red, It's the closest to love that you'll ever get" by RekiSk8
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
04 May 2026
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Tomo, one of his best friends in skating since he was just a child, now in some cheap hospital and sent back to America for treatment because of Adam. He hated it, it sent a sick feeling down his spine he wasn't quite used to. So quite foolishly, he decides to race the "Matador of Love". But that was a long time ago, one that Reki barely recognized as his own. It twisted him down a path he can't quite untangle from, not like he would try to anyway. It got him good money, somewhere safe, and someone who wouldn't ditch him like his father did.
___Langa isn't used to the idea of his fathers death, he should've seen it. He was so close to him, and now he was gone. He partly blamed himself, maybe if he saw it, then his father wouldn't have died. But he tried to move on, going to his mothers home town, even if he felt so disconnected from this side of the family. He would have to be okay though, get a job, a new life with different friends. Yet again, it'd probably still be the same pattern, being pushed as the pet of every friend group. Yet when he tries to find the kid he's trying to babysit, he stumbles onto a new sort of world. One his father tried to warn him about, like father like son though.
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Claire finds Wesker post volcano not in the best of shape, and owing him from a previous interaction, decides to keep him alive and jail him. She turns out to be quite bad at this task, much to the chagrin of both herself and her enemy. Dark humor and whump in this slow burn between a very unlikely ship. Some tiny alterations to RE canon. Post RE 5.
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Their world feels a little softer right then.
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Sixth year. Hermione Granger has faced down trolls, Death Eaters, and the inside of a cursed locket. But detention with Severus Snape is still its own particular hell. He's petty, exacting, and utterly uninterested in being liked—especially by her.
What she doesn't expect is to find a mind as sharp as her own buried under all that greasy hair and contempt. What she really doesn't expect is to start looking for it.
Snape has no intention of befriending Hermione Granger. He has even less intention of being understood. But the girl asks the wrong questions, refuses to flinch, and sees far too much. And that, more than anything else, is infuriating.
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HHr Hogwarts Detective Agency by MustFinishProcrastinating
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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A mystery-comedy series featuring the castle’s favourite raven-haired wizard and bushy-haired witch, and the Hogwarts cast we all know and love. Laughs galore, giggles for sure, and…an invasion of secret nifflers? Slow Burn HHr, Detective Agency AU, read summary inside.
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Blood on the Sand by SilverDragonflyMoon for Myth_Blossom
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
04 May 2026
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What if after the mission at Burj Al-Ghazali, taking down two of the three Providence partners, Marcus Stuyesant and Carl Ingram. When things go wrong on extraction and 47 takes a poisoned bullet that had been aimed at his brother Lucas Grey. Old history is revealed as 47's condition worsens and Olivia has danger stalking her all of it causes Lucas to contact someone he did not want anywhere near Providence even though she has earned a great deal since he left her 15 years ago.
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The Slippers and the Rose by AmberDread
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars
04 May 2026
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Ben is a prince desperatly searching for his Soulmate before he is forced into a marriage of convenience.
Rey is a nobody working herself to the bone in order to leave her backwater town.
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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served (Hot Pursuit) by CloudlessKnight
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
04 May 2026
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It was just a tiny prank, rearranging a few things in Tenna's office. How could she have known he'd get so irate?
"What? No I'm not mad, of course I'm not mad. Yeah I know my boss music is playing, don't worry about it. Come closer." -
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When Harry reaches his boiling point with the Dursley’s, he forces Dumbledore into an ultimatum. Find him a better place to live, or he goes off grid. You can imagine Harry’s surprise when the headmaster provides him with a solution that makes him want to eat his words.
Or, Harry spends his summer after third year with Professor Snape.
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wylan and jesper meet under unlikely circumstances and crash into each others lives unexpectedly.
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Easy Prey by MartyWill
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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Once upon a time, Demetri was offered to a god, which taught him several useful lessons about power, humiliation, and never trusting your wife.
Then he escaped to Greece and, against his better judgment, stayed.
What follows is Demetri’s front-row view of the Volturi becoming the Volturi, which is far less dignified than history will someday pretend. Along the way, he acquires something dangerously close to a life, several attachments he had no intention of developing, and one truly catastrophic problem in the shape of Felix.
Felix is the newest addition to the guard, which would be less of an issue if he were not so offensively easy to want. Demetri is, naturally, doomed within seconds.
After all, one more spectacularly bad idea can scarcely affect the prevailing standard.
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It makes perfect sense to Harry that he’d end up pregnant. Of course he would—war hero, crackhead, and now a magical medical anomaly. That’s just how his luck works.
What’s truly unforgivable is that the other father is Draco Malfoy.
Now he’s permanently tied to the single most insufferable person he knows at a time when his temper is hanging by a thread, and Draco, who never even wanted a family, is stuck with the Boy Who Lived (a stupid moniker) as a lifelong problem.
Neither of them asked for this.
Fortunately, if they were mature adults about it, they could go tolerate each other enough to co-parent and form a cordial relationship.
And maybe they'll help each other along way. Just a little.