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Thanks to Lucius Malfoy being a huge twat, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy find themselves accidentally bonded and forced to live in the same home. Harry keeps expecting Draco to go all Scorched Earth about the whole thing, but he's being annoyingly calm and reasonable about it all. It's driving Harry absolutely mad.
Or maybe it's more that he's been intrigued by Draco for a while now, and Draco won't give him the time of day. Or maybe that Draco is annoyingly attractive and apparently a good person now or something.
Either way, it's about bloody time they get this stupid bond sorted, don't you think?
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Or: Bond magic brings Harry and Draco together against their will, and they fall madly in love anyway. A tale as old as time.
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Sixth year. Hermione Granger has faced down trolls, Death Eaters, and the inside of a cursed locket. But detention with Severus Snape is still its own particular hell. He's petty, exacting, and utterly uninterested in being liked—especially by her.
What she doesn't expect is to find a mind as sharp as her own buried under all that greasy hair and contempt. What she really doesn't expect is to start looking for it.
Snape has no intention of befriending Hermione Granger. He has even less intention of being understood. But the girl asks the wrong questions, refuses to flinch, and sees far too much. And that, more than anything else, is infuriating.
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It's been over a year since the new farmer moved to town, Why might Mark be acting the way he is?
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- Part 1 of Songbird and Bard chronicles
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Sirius Black trusted the wrong person, and he's ready for his inevitable fate in Azkaban.
Fortunately, Severus Snape and Regulus Black know better.
Working it out as they go along, the trio decide that Albus Dumbledore has his own agenda, and theirs does not align with his.
In summary - Severus Snape is on a mission to put everything right, Sirius Black bounces back better than a beach ball at a Blondie gig and Regulus just wants a chance to redeem himself. -
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wylan and jesper meet under unlikely circumstances and crash into each others lives unexpectedly.
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To Find a Family and Learn to Live by DazedAndConfused (GloryBeToChicken), GloryBeToChicken
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
27 Apr 2026
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Wylan sucks in a breath, steeling himself and getting his order right in his head before opening the door. The sound of the door must have gotten Jesper’s attention, because he looks up from the machine behind the counter and waves.
“Wylan! Hey, you're back,” he says, grinning at Wylan as if he truly is happy to see him. “Nina, look–” he taps her on the shoulder as Wylan walks over.
Nina, who has just finished serving a customer, swats Jesper’s hand away lightly. “Yes, yes, I see him,” she says with an exasperated eyeroll, making eye contact with Wylan afterwards. She smiles at him. “Hey Wylan, what took you so long– I was stuck with only Jesper for conversation for like four days– it takes its toll on a person.”
Wylan, laughing at Jesper’s feigned offence, responds. “I’m sure he’s lovely company to have.”
“See! I am lovely.” he says to Nina, clearly proud of himself
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found family six of crows, Wesper-centric because I'm evil for these two characters and I love emotionally beating up Wylan and then giving him lots of comfort. updates fairly regularly, a few times a week :) -
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Voldemort wants power to rule.
Dumbledore wants power to protect.
Harry begins wanting power so no one can decide his life for him again.A Harry Potter series rewrite where ancient warding magic changes everything, the Chamber of Secrets becomes the first crack in the story, and Harry slowly learns that survival is not the same thing as freedom.
Also, Draco Malfoy is unfortunately involved.
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The Slippers and the Rose by AmberDread
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars
27 Apr 2026
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Ben is a prince desperatly searching for his Soulmate before he is forced into a marriage of convenience.
Rey is a nobody working herself to the bone in order to leave her backwater town.
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When a lead from Fenrir Greyback sends Harry Potter on a solo mission to hunt for Rodolphus Lestrange, the plan shatters in an instant. No wand. No backup. No way home. Now, Harry is forced into a desperate alliance with Draco Malfoy as they are hunted through the wilderness by a man who redefined Dark Magic. The hunter has become the prey.
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Sebastian Sallow was under the impression he’d never have to see Garreth Weasley again.
He was wrong.
Now they’re both teaching at Hogwarts, both entirely insufferable, and somehow even worse around each other than they were at seventeen.
Unfortunately, time has not made things simpler.
If anything, it’s made them… complicated.
or: enemies to lovers but they’re both deeply committed to being idiots about it
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The Ministry and Hogwarts work together to create a new Eighth-year program to rehabilitate the children of Death Eaters who were forced to follow their parents' paths. And also for the good side to complete their education, of course. They are forced to cohabitate in the hope that they will help each other heal. At the end of the Eighth Year, the Ministry will award one student with a coveted Honors award that could change their post-war future. Hermione and Draco are forced into a pairing. They don’t agree on anything and hold a rather deep contempt for each other. That is, until they begin to find the other quite captivating.
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Hermione Granger’s current favourite book is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.
… And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.
Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered.
A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Act out all the tropes (and try to not fall in love in the process).
This is a slow-burn, sort-of-enemies to lovers fic (they're not really enemies, they just really like annoying each other). It's heavy on dialogue and banter, isn't overly angsty, and is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.
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When Harry reaches his boiling point with the Dursley’s, he forces Dumbledore into an ultimatum. Find him a better place to live, or he goes off grid. You can imagine Harry’s surprise when the headmaster provides him with a solution that makes him want to eat his words.
Or, Harry spends his summer after third year with Professor Snape.
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Remember Tia's desk from Newcago? The one David calls "lavish" in his narration - a guy from a city made of steel who surely is a great judge of wooden furniture? Exactly, that one. Ever wondered where that desk came from?
Now you can find out.
And it starts with Jonathan trying to do a nice thing for his wife. Emphasis on 'trying'.Or:
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The Spider Demon's Bride by Quiet_Shadow
Fandoms: Yoroiden Samurai Troopers | Ronin Warriors
26 Apr 2026
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If said ghost was real, perhaps he’d kick Uncle Michizou’s ass for Touma, if she asked nicely?
Or perhaps he’d drive her mad with nightmares, and Touma wouldn’t have to worry about life in general.
In either case…
“I guess you’re going to be stuck with me, Kuroda Jirougorou,” she mumbled before curling on herself and closing her eyes, waiting.
A scheme to get revenge by proxy (or at least, that's how Touma sees things) forces eleven years-old Hashiba Touma into marriage with a purported Demon. Unless it's just a ghost? The Kuroda family has several stories about their ancestor, none of them particularly reassuring for her.
Blah. Well. If she can't escape it, she'll bear with it in the end.
As for Gen Masho Rajura, he did not expect to find himself married by proxy for the second time of his existence, and NOT to someone as infuriating as his new bride. The fact she's a child is not even the most frustrating thing about her!
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Draco Malfoy accidentally activates a soul bond between himself and Hermione Granger who, not only hates him, but happens to be happily engaged to Ron Weasley.
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John may or may not have accidentally drugged himself with something that Sherlock had foolishly left on the counter.
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a bouquet of brambles, all twisted and tangled by SaintMarySunshine for destinedforslaughter
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
26 Apr 2026
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John and Mary Winchester have three children: Dean Michael, Jessica Lee, and Samuel William.
Still, you can't spell Winchester without incest.
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A very loose season one with Jess as a Winchester sibling.
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Draco stood there for a moment longer, scythe dissolving back into a wand in his hand.
“…most of them don’t need help,” he murmured to himself. “They don't even realise I’m there… they just… go.” He glanced once at the body. “…some of them talk too much.”
After a second, he turned, stepping back out into the street like nothing had happened.
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Draco Malfoy has learned what guiding truly means, but this year, something is wrong. When students begin falling into a state between life and death, Death itself begins to grow impatient. And apparently it falls on Draco to figure it out.
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- Part 2 of To Guide What Must End
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Easy Prey by MartyWill
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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Once upon a time, Demetri was offered to a god, which taught him several useful lessons about power, humiliation, and never trusting your wife.
Then he escaped to Greece and, against his better judgment, stayed.
What follows is Demetri’s front-row view of the Volturi becoming the Volturi, which is far less dignified than history will someday pretend. Along the way, he acquires something dangerously close to a life, several attachments he had no intention of developing, and one truly catastrophic problem in the shape of Felix.
Felix is the newest addition to the guard, which would be less of an issue if he were not so offensively easy to want. Demetri is, naturally, doomed within seconds.
After all, one more spectacularly bad idea can scarcely affect the prevailing standard.