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Harry Potter had lived as a shell of a person ever since he arrived that faithful night as an orphan on the Dursley family's doorstep. A child that never laughed, never cried, and never wanted to. He went to school, did his chores, and went back to the safety of his cupboard. He had no friends, a family who never wanted him, and no emotions to really care about it all. The only thing with substance in his life were the glimpses of gold behind his eyes when the night became too dark, and the sounds of faint laughter ringing out when his cupboard was too silent. He lived for these moments, as they were the only light in his life. That all changed on the eve of his 7th birthday . . .
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A mysterious self proclaimed ‘book of spells’ ends up being far more legitimate than you could ever imagine when a spell for good fortune sends Trafalgar Law crashing through your laptop screen and onto your bedroom floor.
Cue the strangest roommate situation of your life.
You’re his only lead to getting back to Punk Hazard and finishing what he started but for now, he's in your care and it's your job to teach him what it means to live a ‘normal’ life.
deciphering the strange spells isn't the only reason leaving will be hard.
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Almost Wild by PogonaProse
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
18 Dec 2025
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The new residents of Netherfield Park are horrified when a young woman is viciously attacked less than a mile from their home. Discovered by Mr. Darcy, she is brought to Netherfield Park to recover. When Elizabeth Bennet wakes up in a strange house with jagged wounds marring her skin, all she can remember is wretched, screaming terror. The only thing she knows for sure is that it will happen again - and that nobody is safe. Horror/Mystery fic with lots of drama, finger-pointing, vicious comments and suspicious mobs, growing romance, and a happy ending.
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He gives me his signature grin and declares, “I’m Monkey D. Luffy, and I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!”
“Who are you?” he asked earnestly.
I do the only possible thing I can do at the moment. I pass out.
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The Dragon’s In The Details by knickersandkneazles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2025
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All Charlie wants is to be left alone with his dragons. However, building a one-of-a-kind hatchery to breed and care for endangered whelps costs a pretty galleon. Enter Pansy Parkinson. Event planner. Society maven. And bloody pain in his arse.
Pansy is desperate to shed the sins of her past like the snake she is. She needs this event for the British Dragon Sanctuary to be a success so she can prove to her parents and the entire Wizarding World that she’s more than the spoiled wretch everyone thinks she is. Too bad Charlie Weasley is the world’s most infuriatingly handsome client.
This was never going to work.
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- Part 1 of DitD
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Light up for me, Brighter more please... by ASkySoBlueLikeOcean
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
18 Dec 2025
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Jeongin’s laugh rang out again—closer this time. Seungmin turned just in time to see him walking over, cheeks pink from the cold, eyes soft. Jeongin looked so beautiful under that polluted night sky of Seoul, not a single star visible ahead.
“There you are,” Jeongin said, smiling. “I was looking for you.”
Seungmin smiled back. “I’ve been here.”
Jeongin stepped beside him, close enough that their shoulders brushed. “You’re always on the edge of things.”Seungmin shrugged. “Someone has to hold the railing.”
Jeongin laughed. “You’re such a weirdo.”
Seungmin’s heart twisted.
He wanted to say, I’d stand on the edge of a black hole if it meant being near you.
Instead, he said, “Happy birthday, Innie.”
Jeongin looked at him, eyes soft. “Thanks for coming.”
Seungmin nodded. “Wouldn’t miss it.”
Even if it killed him.
Even if it already was.
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Kim Seungmin's Guide to How to gain a boyfriend by running away to Japan, so love can come to you in a hot spring
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a supporting role by Nikkipedia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Dec 2025
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Midoriya Izuku never wanted the spotlight.
Quite frankly, he'd have been happy spending his three years in U.A.'s Support Course hunched over his work bench drowning in blueprints, caffeine, and whatever gas Mei had accidentally flooded the workshop with this time.
But no, apparently the support students needed to be more 'well rounded' and 'integrate with their fellow classmates'.
Cue Power Loader drafting Class-2H into mandatory training and 'team building' exercises in preparation for the upcoming Sports Festival.
Because that was the obvious solution. Public humiliation and an absolute overhaul of Izuku's carefully curated schedule of avoidance and overwork.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The one where Midoriya Izuku is in the U.A. Support Course and spends his time sabotaging any and every attempt Power Loader makes to train him for the Sports Festival, tormenting the U.A. staff, and single handedly raising the resting heart rate of one Aizawa Shouta. His genius gets exploited, his inventions taken advantage of, and All Might eventually realises that the kid he once said couldn't be a hero is a braver one than he ever was.Eh, summary is ass - I'm bad at blurbs.
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Salt and Silk by purebloodames
Fandoms: We Were Liars - E. Lockhart, We Were Liars (TV 2025)
17 Dec 2025
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16-year-old Amilia Buchanan, a wealthy Chicago teen with golden hair, blue eyes, and Juilliard dreams, becomes an unexpected part of the Sinclair world on Beechwood Island. Invited by Mirren to spend the summer with the Liars, Amilia’s quiet confidence and her musical soul catches Johnny Sinclair’s guarded heart from the moment he first sees her disembark the ferry.
Their connection unfolds in stolen dawn walks along the beach, secret piano performances late at night, and shared vulnerabilities. Between board-game laughter, sunrise picnics in the rose garden, and a bittersweet almost-kiss, they tiptoe toward something real, even as the weight of Sinclair expectations creeps in.
Across the Sinclair estate, tensions bloom: Johnny’s grandfather Harris vets Amilia’s family and hints he’ll make Johnny heir if he “settles down,” while Carrie and Ed quietly support him, and the Sinclair sisters bristle over their father’s attentions and legacy battles. As Amilia and Johnny navigate jealousy, family politics, and their own fears, Salt and Silk weaves a summer of longing, music, and the brave hope that love can outlast even the heaviest expectations.
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Regina Mills just wanted to get through the Florence airport without a headache—or a smug blonde translating her life choices in broken Italian.
Emma Swan didn’t mean to annoy the uptight businesswoman; it’s just sort of her natural talent.
One shared flight, two too many coincidences, and a handful of bad decisions later, they keep running into each other in new cities. It’s infuriating. It’s suspicious. It’s... weirdly fun.
A slow-burn romantic comedy where sarcasm flies faster than planes, and “purely coincidental” starts sounding a lot like destiny.
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For who is like God? Certainly not Mia, that's for sure. Her life was going really well! One small step away from her degree, living with her best friend, and about to snag one hot piece as a boyfriend. All of that ended when a satyr demon broke into her apartment.
The illusion of a happy life is shattered and Mia is thrown into an eons long conflict. Now she has to live in Hell for protection and cope with everything else to boot! On top of that, the Radio Demon starts screwing with her head, woefully ignorant to the life they built. Alastor enjoys the distraction even as it starts to threaten his demonic sensibilities. And his promotion.
All the while: Ancient demons plot a war. The Radio Demon gets less bored. Charlie becomes acquainted with human musicals. Follow the archangel Michael, clueless about her past, not exactly single, absolutely powerless, painfully mortal, overly reckless, and feeling incompetent.
Welcome to a slow burning fiction where I have crafted an overly complicated origin story for everything, I break typical Christian lore, and attempt to write for more characters than I should. Please enjoy and feel free to rip me a new one. I'm into that.
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Join Eve as she navigates her way through a perilous second year at Basgiath.
Who can she trust?
What truths will Villanelle be willing to share.
This year it's not just a matter of staying alive, but keeping secrets.
Welcome to the revolution.
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- Part 2 of Diaries of a Dragon Rider
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“The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice” by Dand1ion
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
17 Dec 2025
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The young gods, tales of 3 cousins turned to godhood for their unmatched strength and will to the gods, a myth and idol to demigods and the curse and tragedies to monsters. Ascended for the purpose of protecting half-bloods, these divine beings were made to serve their elder gods for the rest of time, enduring many quests and prophecies for the sake of Olympus.
Inspired by the young gods Velinxi AU
(Currently editing/rewriting some of the first 3 chapters but I'll still be writing new ones at the same time dw)
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It's Not Complicated (Yet) by bvblless
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation
16 Dec 2025
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You could have chosen anyone. You've met hundreds of people throughout your life. So, really, you could have chosen anyone.
But it wasn't merely anyone that you chose. No, see — that would have been too easy.
It had to be Data, right?
You just had to fall in love with the one person entirely incapable of ever loving you back.
At least... for now, anyway.
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STAR WARS- The Shadows of Fate by AutumnsWhisperer
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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He was never just her best friend. And she was never just another Jedi.
Padawan Aydia Whitelighter has always walked the line—between loyalty and defiance, silence and feeling, light and shadow. Quick-tongued and unorthodox, she’s stood beside Anakin Skywalker through battles, banter, and the bond they never dared to name. But war doesn’t care about boundaries.
When a mission to Naboo reawakens everything they tried to bury, duty begins to unravel. As assassins close in and Count Dooku casts his shadow wider, Aydia finds herself protecting not just the Republic—but the one person who could break her.
Torn between the Jedi Code and the fire building between them, Aydia and Anakin must navigate a galaxy slipping into chaos. But in war, every choice leaves a mark—and some you can’t come back from.
Because sometimes, the hardest fight isn’t surviving the war. It’s surviving each other...
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the reservation being missed was definitely an accident, and yet....the cards fall perfectly for the spider to trap you in his web
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My Absolute Boyfriend ( Gi-hun x In-ho ) by mexoxo123
Fandoms: 457 - Fandom, byungjae, Squid Game (TV 2021), Squid Game (TV 2021) RPF, InHun - Fandom
16 Dec 2025
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Seong Gi-hun, a closeted virgin in his 40s, has never been in love. Never even had a boyfriend. But when a mysterious company delivers 001: Hwang In-ho, a humanoid robot built to be the perfect boyfriend, Gi-hun's quiet life turns into something he never dared dream of. What happens when artificial affection starts to feel real?
A love story between a man who's never been loved and a machine programmed to love him completely.
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The Prince of Olympus by SirOliverSurface
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
16 Dec 2025
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For Alexander Prince, life has been one long series of him trying to make his own place in the world. He knows how unforgiving it is, and the last thing he'll ever do is let this thing called reality break him. He'll survive, as he's always done: Alone.
But after being confronted by a vicious monster in disguise as someone he thought he knew, Alexander is forced to reconcile that his version of "reality" is all one big lie. Ancient gods with bad attitudes still exist. Anyone he sees could be some horrible nightmare out to kill him. And most frighteningly of all, a bunch of people want to be his friend now.
Apparently, he's a demigod, they say. A product of a relationship between an Olympian and a mortal. He's never met either one of his parents, so he can't exactly disprove that notion, but as he tries to adjust to this new life, one of those answers becomes clear. And it puts his life in mortal danger.
Alexander should not, by any rhyme or reason, exist. And unless he can figure out why this impossibility came to pass, he won't be alive for very much longer.
(Expect a monthly update until my other PJO work, The Other Heroes, concludes. Once it does, I'll fully devote my time to this story.)
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The Profiler’s Echo by Winter Waters (mystmae)
Fandoms: Midnight Series: Moonlight Chicken พระจันทร์มันไก่ | Moonlight Chicken (TV), แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน | My School President (TV 2022), My Love Mix-Up! เขียนรักด้วยยางลบ | My Love Mix-Up! (Thailand TV 2024), Thai Actor RPF, เด็กชายไม่ไปสวรรค์ | Ticket to Heaven (TV) RPF, เพื่อนายแค่หนึ่งเดียว | Never Let Me Go (TV 2022), We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024) RPF, We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024), Midnight Series: Moonlight Chicken พระจันทร์มันไก่ | Moonlight Chicken (TV) RPF, แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน | My School President (TV 2022) RPF, เกมทอยทะลุมิติ | The Dark Dice (TV 2024), ผมเจอเจ้าชายบนชายหาด | That Summer (TV), Cherry Magic 30 ยังซิง | Cherry Magic (Thailand TV 2023), Star & Sky: แล้วแต่ดาว | Star & Sky: Star in My Mind (TV), ไขคดีเป็น เห็นคดีตาย | Dare You to Death (TV), สายรหัสเทวดา | Perfect 10 Liners (TV 2024) RPF
16 Dec 2025
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Gemini Norawit is Bangkok Major Crimes’ behavioral profiler: brilliant, unsettling, and a little too good at seeing the worst in people. Fourth Nattawat is the detective who hates profilers, hates being read, and definitely hates that he’s been saddled with “the department’s pet mind reader” on a new serial case.
When a killer begins suffocating victims and leaving their bodies ritualistically cleaned, Gemini and Fourth are forced into an uneasy partnership—profile versus instinct, theory versus street work, sharp sarcasm versus blunt stubbornness. The more the pattern unfolds, the clearer one thing becomes: the killer isn’t just hunting at random. He’s watching Gemini.
Forced into the field together, they go from trading barbs across evidence boards to watching each other’s backs in alleys, stairwells, and interrogation rooms. Hatred frays into grudging respect, respect into fierce protectiveness, and somewhere between late-night stakeouts and “temporary” couch sleepovers, the line between partners and something more quietly disappears.
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- Part 1 of The Bangkok Behavioral Files
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missed opportunities by extra7oOo
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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I was thinking, every time Tony finds Peter in all the stories Peter goes with him in some way or another, I have another idea about that
Welcome to my own version of Kidnapped Peter!!
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Kamen Rider Dekiru 👊 by Hytellex23
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Kamen Rider - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Izuku has always dreamt of being a hero alongside his sister. It's a shame that he never got the opportunity to know what kind of power he might have received from his parents,along with....what type of hero he could have become and more, that's because he gets kidnapped by All for One's hired goons for some nefarious purposes.
After the legend of one of Japan's greatest heroes,the Kamen Riders has faded and lost to the sands of time,the experiments of one Evil Scientist and said experimented young man's tenacity and strength,will help to change the future of this word for the better....
Or perhaps for the worst.