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The Dragon’s In The Details by knickersandkneazles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2025
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All Charlie wants is to be left alone with his dragons. However, building a one-of-a-kind hatchery to breed and care for endangered whelps costs a pretty galleon. Enter Pansy Parkinson. Event planner. Society maven. And bloody pain in his arse.
Pansy is desperate to shed the sins of her past like the snake she is. She needs this event for the British Dragon Sanctuary to be a success so she can prove to her parents and the entire Wizarding World that she’s more than the spoiled wretch everyone thinks she is. Too bad Charlie Weasley is the world’s most infuriatingly handsome client.
This was never going to work.
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- Part 1 of DitD
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Light up for me, Brighter more please... by ASkySoBlueLikeOcean
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
18 Dec 2025
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Jeongin’s laugh rang out again—closer this time. Seungmin turned just in time to see him walking over, cheeks pink from the cold, eyes soft. Jeongin looked so beautiful under that polluted night sky of Seoul, not a single star visible ahead.
“There you are,” Jeongin said, smiling. “I was looking for you.”
Seungmin smiled back. “I’ve been here.”
Jeongin stepped beside him, close enough that their shoulders brushed. “You’re always on the edge of things.”Seungmin shrugged. “Someone has to hold the railing.”
Jeongin laughed. “You’re such a weirdo.”
Seungmin’s heart twisted.
He wanted to say, I’d stand on the edge of a black hole if it meant being near you.
Instead, he said, “Happy birthday, Innie.”
Jeongin looked at him, eyes soft. “Thanks for coming.”
Seungmin nodded. “Wouldn’t miss it.”
Even if it killed him.
Even if it already was.
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Kim Seungmin's Guide to How to gain a boyfriend by running away to Japan, so love can come to you in a hot spring
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a supporting role by Nikkipedia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Dec 2025
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Midoriya Izuku never wanted the spotlight.
Quite frankly, he'd have been happy spending his three years in U.A.'s Support Course hunched over his work bench drowning in blueprints, caffeine, and whatever gas Mei had accidentally flooded the workshop with this time.
But no, apparently the support students needed to be more 'well rounded' and 'integrate with their fellow classmates'.
Cue Power Loader drafting Class-2H into mandatory training and 'team building' exercises in preparation for the upcoming Sports Festival.
Because that was the obvious solution. Public humiliation and an absolute overhaul of Izuku's carefully curated schedule of avoidance and overwork.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The one where Midoriya Izuku is in the U.A. Support Course and spends his time sabotaging any and every attempt Power Loader makes to train him for the Sports Festival, tormenting the U.A. staff, and single handedly raising the resting heart rate of one Aizawa Shouta. His genius gets exploited, his inventions taken advantage of, and All Might eventually realises that the kid he once said couldn't be a hero is a braver one than he ever was.Eh, summary is ass - I'm bad at blurbs.
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Project: Unevitable Catalogue by CynderMoon
Fandoms: Waifu Catalog - SwiftRosenthal, Lobotomy Corporation (Video Game)
17 Dec 2025
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A woman making ends meet joins the 'illustrious' L Corp to strive for a better future. This ends terribly, as expected. However a strange occurrence results in her remembering the loops and - egads! - strange powers!
Blind Cataloging adjacent Waifu Catalog fic with a woman who made the mistake of 1) Thinking it was a good idea to attempt Lob Corp as a starting world and 2) Took an experimental origin that scuffed up the Extra 'know what you are doing and who you work for' stage. Enjoy!
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À Contre-Cœur by meisjerauw
Fandoms: Joost Klein (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
17 Dec 2025
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À Contre-Cœur - a feeling that arrives uninvited, settling in the spaces you swore were closed.
It begins with tension, with glances that linger a second too long, with words that cut just as often as they hide something softer.
Two lives moving in opposite directions, colliding in ways neither expected, pulled into a slow dance of resistance and surrender.It's the story of what happens when the heart moves first, when pride tries to keep pace and fails, when something fragile grows where only friction lived before.
Not chosen. Not planned. Just inevitable - à contre-cœur.
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Iron Howl by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Dec 2025
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The scent arrived before the sound of footsteps: ozone, expensive leather, 60-year-old whiskey, and something else… something wild. Wolf. Alpha. Tony Stark.
Stephen rose to his feet in a movement too fluid for someone who looked as if he were on the verge of collapse. His hands trembled slightly as he clenched his fist, concealing the claws that had begun to grow.
“Stark,” he said, when the man appeared at the top of the stairs, without knocking, obviously. “The door has a function. It’s called ‘being used’.”
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- Part 49 of AUs Marvel
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What's cookin' good lookin'? - Bread sticks, Despair, Orange Joe and other shenanigans. by tiratiramisuu69
Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa Series
17 Dec 2025
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"What's this? Where am I?"
Mari woke up in an unfamiliar and strange building. She saw a sign that read "Hopes Peak Academy" Hopes Peak? Hmm..Suddenly, a strange yet alluring bear walked in...
"Welcome to Hopes Peak... Ultimate Hottie"
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The Neurology of Falling Apart by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Dec 2025
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The man is Tony Stark. The boy is Peter Stark. The diagnosis is juvenile myoclonic epilepsy, refractory to first-line treatments.
Stephen's fingers gripped the folder. The paper crumpled. He didn't notice. "You brought me a Stark."
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- Part 47 of AUs Marvel
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Morality has aethetic standards (as in: Fate's meddling in Potter luck again, folks) by Empione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2025
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When Regulus Black went into that cave, he was fully prepared for self-sacrifice. In theory. In the end, Kreacher took matters into his own tiny hands and decided to (be a little shit) rebel. Well, it did save Regulus' life temporarily, if that counts for something. What Regulus did not predict is that a Master of Death would materialise in the living room of his safehouse while he was totally chilling (bleeding out more like, really) on the floor there. And save the day.
Includes: one grumpy Hadrian Peverell, now stranded in another Dimension because Fate deemed it entertaining enough; four tubs of emotional angst, mending relationships, fighting (White, Dark and solely political) Lords and a whole lot of fluff when we force things to work out.
Meaning: your average Tuesday for Harry, obviously.
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Salt and Silk by purebloodames
Fandoms: We Were Liars - E. Lockhart, We Were Liars (TV 2025)
17 Dec 2025
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16-year-old Amilia Buchanan, a wealthy Chicago teen with golden hair, blue eyes, and Juilliard dreams, becomes an unexpected part of the Sinclair world on Beechwood Island. Invited by Mirren to spend the summer with the Liars, Amilia’s quiet confidence and her musical soul catches Johnny Sinclair’s guarded heart from the moment he first sees her disembark the ferry.
Their connection unfolds in stolen dawn walks along the beach, secret piano performances late at night, and shared vulnerabilities. Between board-game laughter, sunrise picnics in the rose garden, and a bittersweet almost-kiss, they tiptoe toward something real, even as the weight of Sinclair expectations creeps in.
Across the Sinclair estate, tensions bloom: Johnny’s grandfather Harris vets Amilia’s family and hints he’ll make Johnny heir if he “settles down,” while Carrie and Ed quietly support him, and the Sinclair sisters bristle over their father’s attentions and legacy battles. As Amilia and Johnny navigate jealousy, family politics, and their own fears, Salt and Silk weaves a summer of longing, music, and the brave hope that love can outlast even the heaviest expectations.
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Regina Mills just wanted to get through the Florence airport without a headache—or a smug blonde translating her life choices in broken Italian.
Emma Swan didn’t mean to annoy the uptight businesswoman; it’s just sort of her natural talent.
One shared flight, two too many coincidences, and a handful of bad decisions later, they keep running into each other in new cities. It’s infuriating. It’s suspicious. It’s... weirdly fun.
A slow-burn romantic comedy where sarcasm flies faster than planes, and “purely coincidental” starts sounding a lot like destiny.
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For who is like God? Certainly not Mia, that's for sure. Her life was going really well! One small step away from her degree, living with her best friend, and about to snag one hot piece as a boyfriend. All of that ended when a satyr demon broke into her apartment.
The illusion of a happy life is shattered and Mia is thrown into an eons long conflict. Now she has to live in Hell for protection and cope with everything else to boot! On top of that, the Radio Demon starts screwing with her head, woefully ignorant to the life they built. Alastor enjoys the distraction even as it starts to threaten his demonic sensibilities. And his promotion.
All the while: Ancient demons plot a war. The Radio Demon gets less bored. Charlie becomes acquainted with human musicals. Follow the archangel Michael, clueless about her past, not exactly single, absolutely powerless, painfully mortal, overly reckless, and feeling incompetent.
Welcome to a slow burning fiction where I have crafted an overly complicated origin story for everything, I break typical Christian lore, and attempt to write for more characters than I should. Please enjoy and feel free to rip me a new one. I'm into that.
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Join Eve as she navigates her way through a perilous second year at Basgiath.
Who can she trust?
What truths will Villanelle be willing to share.
This year it's not just a matter of staying alive, but keeping secrets.
Welcome to the revolution.
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- Part 2 of Diaries of a Dragon Rider
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Luz has always been an outsider, so when Eda offers to get her into a good school it seems like a great opportunity. Eda forgot to mention that it was a magic school. Luz catches on quickly and hijinks ensues.
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Perfect Combo by Bluelyn98
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Ao no Exorcist | Blue Exorcist
17 Dec 2025
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When an ex-scout who vowed to live a peaceful life, finds herself repeatedly entangled in the chaos of her former job.
It doesn't even help that when she was finally able to settle down, her peaceful life was wrecked right in front of her.
"AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE SOME BIG-ASS TITAN THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO THROW A BOULDER AT MY SHOP!"
iUPDATES EVERY MONDAY!
Cross poster on Wattpad "PERFECT COMBO || Levi X Reader" under the username of "bluelyn98"
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“The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice” by Dand1ion
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
17 Dec 2025
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The young gods, tales of 3 cousins turned to godhood for their unmatched strength and will to the gods, a myth and idol to demigods and the curse and tragedies to monsters. Ascended for the purpose of protecting half-bloods, these divine beings were made to serve their elder gods for the rest of time, enduring many quests and prophecies for the sake of Olympus.
Inspired by the young gods Velinxi AU
(Currently editing/rewriting some of the first 3 chapters but I'll still be writing new ones at the same time dw)
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It's Not Complicated (Yet) by bvblless
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation
16 Dec 2025
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You could have chosen anyone. You've met hundreds of people throughout your life. So, really, you could have chosen anyone.
But it wasn't merely anyone that you chose. No, see — that would have been too easy.
It had to be Data, right?
You just had to fall in love with the one person entirely incapable of ever loving you back.
At least... for now, anyway.
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Working Overtime - A Boss/Office Vox Akuma Continuation by ItalianLoveCake
Fandoms: Vox Akuma - Fandom, Nijisanji EN, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
17 Dec 2025
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This story takes place after the events of the currently archived Boss Akuma ASMR. While he may no longer be public, he will forever remain in my heart. It's more likely than not gonna be self-indulgent. Come along for the ride!
(Thank you very much for 690 kudos [nice] and for 34k hits! Making stories like this isn't possible without your support, so thank you so much for being a part of this wild journey with me.)
You've been working with Vox for some time now. After the events of the ASMR, he commits to his word to reward you for behaving well for the remainder of the work day. The two of you proceed to have intense sexual encounters, expensive dinners, and unexpected romance. After a while, he puts more of his trust in you, and you get caught up in a dramatic situation with a past fling. Will you be the one to heal the monster within the business mogul, or will you fall flat on your face trying to keep your current project afloat?
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STAR WARS- The Shadows of Fate by AutumnsWhisperer
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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He was never just her best friend. And she was never just another Jedi.
Padawan Aydia Whitelighter has always walked the line—between loyalty and defiance, silence and feeling, light and shadow. Quick-tongued and unorthodox, she’s stood beside Anakin Skywalker through battles, banter, and the bond they never dared to name. But war doesn’t care about boundaries.
When a mission to Naboo reawakens everything they tried to bury, duty begins to unravel. As assassins close in and Count Dooku casts his shadow wider, Aydia finds herself protecting not just the Republic—but the one person who could break her.
Torn between the Jedi Code and the fire building between them, Aydia and Anakin must navigate a galaxy slipping into chaos. But in war, every choice leaves a mark—and some you can’t come back from.
Because sometimes, the hardest fight isn’t surviving the war. It’s surviving each other...
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the reservation being missed was definitely an accident, and yet....the cards fall perfectly for the spider to trap you in his web
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