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𝐲𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 by joewest000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Dec 2025
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The boy braced a trembling hand against the ground and forced himself to move, rolling onto his back with a strained hiss. His body went slack once he did, arms falling limply to his sides as the rain poured down, soaking into the damaged fabric of his suit and washing thin trails of red across the pavement.
Izuku froze.
Blood. There was blood everywhere, matted into the fabric, streaking his skin, pooling beneath him and disappearing into the cracks of the asphalt. Too much blood. Far more than there should have been.
And lying there, broken and bleeding, staring up at the empty sky with half-lidded eyes–
Was him.
(OR = Izuku midoriya stumbles across a version of himself from another universe. At the brink of death, this other version of him transfers the quirk “one for all” onto him. He’s been warned of a threat … one that only he could defeat.)
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Project: Unevitable Catalogue by CynderMoon
Fandoms: Waifu Catalog - SwiftRosenthal, Lobotomy Corporation (Video Game)
20 Dec 2025
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A woman making ends meet joins the 'illustrious' L Corp to strive for a better future. This ends terribly, as expected. However a strange occurrence results in her remembering the loops and - egads! - strange powers!
Blind Cataloging adjacent Waifu Catalog fic with a woman who made the mistake of 1) Thinking it was a good idea to attempt Lob Corp as a starting world and 2) Took an experimental origin that scuffed up the Extra 'know what you are doing and who you work for' stage. Enjoy!
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During the gap year you take after graduation, you start working at the comic book shop you’ve dreamed of for years—partly to keep yourself busy, hoping the routine will keep you grounded, and partly to spend less time at home.
There, between shared shifts and a routine of playful banter, a slow and unexpected romance begins to take shape between you and your coworker, Kim Seokjin.
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After the shock of his life, Tony reflects on the past week.
Then the past decade.
And he realizes a few things.
He became a “super hero” - because no matter how much he hates the label, that’s what he is - to help people.
So that’s what he’s going to do. Starting with someone the world has failed.
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Spells Don't Heal Hearts by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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Stephen, the newly appointed Sorcerer Supreme, accepts Tony's invitation to join the Avengers – a decision that condemns him to live with the man he loves in secret. While Tony dates Steve and deals with his own demons, Stephen hides his pain (both physical and emotional) behind sarcasm.
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- Part 50 of AUs Marvel
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Vannessa Anne Palmer, a beloved soccer player. The name Vannessa meaning ‘Butterfly’ in Greek.
Akilah Sondaya, one of the two school prefects. The name Akilah meaning ‘intelligence’ in Arabic.
So when Van is inches away from being with her crush Taisa, Akilah decides to help them
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Iron Howl by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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The scent arrived before the sound of footsteps: ozone, expensive leather, 60-year-old whiskey, and something else… something wild. Wolf. Alpha. Tony Stark.
Stephen rose to his feet in a movement too fluid for someone who looked as if he were on the verge of collapse. His hands trembled slightly as he clenched his fist, concealing the claws that had begun to grow.
“Stark,” he said, when the man appeared at the top of the stairs, without knocking, obviously. “The door has a function. It’s called ‘being used’.”
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- Part 49 of AUs Marvel
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The Sassy Intern and Spider-Man: Far From Peace (With Great Power Comes Great Sarcasm) by ClosetParleyScorbus
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2025
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Harley Keener never expected that accepting Tony Stark’s internship would drop him in the middle of New York’s superhero chaos—or that he’d end up clashing (and connecting) with fellow intern Peter Parker. As Harley’s sarcasm chips away at Peter’s awkward exterior, an unexpected friendship forms. But with secrets, superhero duties, and Tony’s eccentric mentoring, the line between friendship and something more begins to blur.
In a world where great power comes with even greater sarcasm, can Harley and Peter find the courage to face their feelings, or will the weight of their double lives keep them apart?
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Morality has aethetic standards (as in: Fate's meddling in Potter luck again, folks) by Empione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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When Regulus Black went into that cave, he was fully prepared for self-sacrifice. In theory. In the end, Kreacher took matters into his own tiny hands and decided to (be a little shit) rebel. Well, it did save Regulus' life temporarily, if that counts for something. What Regulus did not predict is that a Master of Death would materialise in the living room of his safehouse while he was totally chilling (bleeding out more like, really) on the floor there. And save the day.
Includes: one grumpy Hadrian Peverell, now stranded in another Dimension because Fate deemed it entertaining enough; four tubs of emotional angst, mending relationships, fighting (White, Dark and solely political) Lords and a whole lot of fluff when we force things to work out.
Meaning: your average Tuesday for Harry, obviously.
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At the first Ball of the season Lord Fife bumps into Miss Penelope Featherington but rather than stutter and apologise she gives him the perfect set-down. Intrigued by this new version of the wallflower, Fife can't help but seek out her company. But what are his intentions and what will happen when Colin Bridgerton comes back from his travels?
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*书设，现代人类AU，神父A/非二元C，现在时C全部使用he/him代词
*Good Omens-Book Aziraphale and Crowley, Human au, non-binary Crowley with priest Aziraphale
*涉及宗教创伤、心理恐怖以及大量不健康应对
*including religious trauma, psychic/physical horror
*圣经（不正确）引用
*use Bible content请随时检查tag更新，更多tag内容尽请期待
mention tagssmut will come later, I promise
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The Avengers: And Their Bizarre "Vacation" in Gotham by Glory_to_Westhelm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types
19 Dec 2025
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Long story short, Nick Fury had arranged a meeting with the Justice League and the Avengers, regarding the matter of the condition of their dimension, more specifically their earth and future approaches to global crisises—an alliance, a union.
And they wanted Peter to build trust with the Vigilantes in Gotham as Spider-Man.
The original meeting place was Washington, D.C., at the Hall of Justice, maybe Star City if something went wrong. As if the sisters of fate laughed at them, a string of simultaneous supervillain attacks leading up to the meeting happened, and the city least affected or damaged seemed to be the cruelest one of them all.
Gotham.
"I can't go to Gotham." Peter explained like it were the most obvious thing ever. Gotham is a place solely for the suicidal. It was the one place Vigilantes like him didn't dare step into.
Not because of the crime, but because of one very particular "No meta" rule, and a very territorial Bat.
And his..batlings? baby bats? Is that what you call them?
OR: The Avengers take a trip to Gotham for a meeting with the JL, and Tony drags Peter along. The Batfam is intrigued about the only masked and chatty avenger.
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Act III (What Darkness Reveals) by here_be_dragons_and_cats
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Dec 2025
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They say that arriving at the Gate means you're Halfway to Everywhere. Whether that's a good omen or not matters little, for the City of Blood can be your triumph or your ruin. Some deem it a nest of schemes and schemers, whereas others refuse to call it anything else other than home. But all agree that the melting pot of Faerûn is a place of opportunity, intrigue, and ambition. What would you be willing to exchange for these?
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"Our master hunter returns," Astarion quipped with a flourish of sweeping hands.
She snorted and said, "I think a few of us hold that title lately."
... ... ...
He pulled away and said, "As good a dinner as any, I suppose."
Nyx arched an eyebrow at his spreading grin, and he brushed the back of his fingers along her neckline. Her blush heated her face while he purred, "Though, I wouldn't turn down an even more decadent dessert."
She scoffed and jabbed him in the chest. "Chancer."
He pouted, "You can't blame a vampire for trying, my sweet." ... He sighed theatrically in defeat. "I'll have to make do with my own deer then."
Nyx sobered immediately and said, "Please be careful; there is something stalking the woods."
"Such as?"Series
- Part 3 of The Chaos Bringer
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Nōtan [濃淡] by Scribblindown
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU
19 Dec 2025
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After using his daughter to open the portal, Trigon casts her away in a dimension where no one can save her… Except for the hundreds of heroes on the streets and the dozens of heroes-in-training she eventually goes to school with.
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- Part 1 of Unkindness
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Bite Me (But Not Really, Except Maybe) by KaireeDahl
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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Jason Todd just wanted revenge, a little control over Crime Alley, and maybe fewer people trying to strangle him on a daily basis. What he got instead was Harry Potter: undead, unnerving, and utterly allergic to personal space. Between League training, bisexual panic, and a vampire roommate who thinks “flirting” is a competitive sport, Jason’s got bigger problems than patience or stealth. Like not accidentally catching feelings… or fangs.
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Teaching an Edgy Hedgehog How to Behave (by interfering in an established relationship) by cheariys
Fandoms: Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
19 Dec 2025
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"What if we open up our relationship?"
A simple question that, upon agreeing, he didn't know what it would unleash. Sonic wasn't sure if Shadow could fit into a relationship built on years of playing cat and mouse, years of holding back for fear of being deprived of his freedom, years of feeding the belief that it was one-sided. Now, with Shadow, he'd have to grapple unpleasantly with the fact that he's a bit hot, so it has an effect on him. Amy is no stranger to those effects either, so they agreed to monopolize him in their relationship before anyone else.
Living with Shadow wasn't the best thing that had ever happened to him, but at least they could teach him how to be less of a jerk while falling in love with him.
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The Brooding Bat of her Dreams. by ASlytherinBadger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger thought being the Hogwarts’ Matron would make her life quieter, until Severus Snape stormed back into it like a gothic fever dream with cheekbones sharp enough to file paperwork on.
Enter Draco Malfoy: agent of chaos, self-appointed matchmaker, and menace to the entire staff table. With a talent for melodrama and his disastrously timed pelvic thrusts, he is determined to shove Hermione and Severus together whether they like it or not. (They don’t.... They definitely do. They’re both in denial.)
With Hogwarts whispering, Harry approving, and Ron distracted by impending fatherhood, Hermione finds herself caught between attraction, irritation, and the unsettling suspicion that she might actually care about Snape.
And as she becomes even more entangled in his life, one thing becomes obvious:
They’re either going to kiss, kill each other, or collapse passionately into a bed, and nobody can decide which outcome is more likely.Draco, armed with his popcorn, is ready for it all.
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Two Fronts One Heart by Thunderstrike16
Fandoms: Band of Brothers (TV 2001), The Pacific (TV)
18 Dec 2025
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Pearl Harbor affected everyone, more so Zack Westbrook and Elizabeth Tadashi. The war separated them, they then fight their separate wars, with Zack fighting with the Marines in the Pacific. And Elizabeth being a medic in the Airborne in Europe. All the while, they fight and claw there way through it all in the hopes to reunite.
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- Part 1 of Two Fronts One Heart
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Yes, I see the potential this ploy has. To enter Ba Sing Se, for the king to consider me an ally. To achieve what no one has ever done. Take the impenetrable city from the inside. What I must do is clear.
“It's a deal.”Princess Azula has assembled an elite team to pursue her traitorous uncle and disgrace of a brother. At least, that was their original target. The elusive Avatar escaped her fire in Omashu, something unforgivable. Now, she has a third mark.
In the wake of the battle against the Kyoshi Warriors, Ozai's Angels learn where the end of the line is. The Avatar heads for Ba Sing Se, and the princess is hot on his trail. However, the trio doesn't seem to have their old harmony. With every day that passes, the rift seems to grow. It's as if the friendship that brought them together is slipping through their fingers, soon to be lost along their innocence.
Catching the Avatar is paramount before they reach a breaking point.Well, dramatics aside, why I'm writing this is because I find Azula a fascinating character that deserved more screen time. I forever curse the live-action for robbing us of the fourth season, and her official redemption arc.
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- Part 1 of Fire & Earth
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Sun Wukong, a champion for Heaven who's more interested in causing chaos than following orders, and Macaque, a brooding demon with trust issues that last an eternity, join together on a long journey. Between Wukong's cocky attitude and Macaque's sarcasm, sparks fly as they struggle to trust each other. But with every battle and unexpected turn, they find their bond deepening. Along the way, they'll face betrayal, demons, and their own fears - while trying to survive each other's company. If they can keep their heads straight and their hearts in check, maybe they'll save the world.
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- Part 1 of Threads of Shadow and Light