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Sometimes Fairytale are Warnings by HadrianPeverellBlack
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Dec 2025
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Harry, Sam and Dean deal with the Tournament and with the demons that escaped the Gate of Hell.
Dean's time is running
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- Part 2 of Jerk, Bitch & Brat series
- Part 22 of Fandom Free Bingo
- Part 1 of Post July Bingo 2025
- Part 30 of MultiFandom Flash Bingo 2023
- Part 2 of Square by square
- Part 1 of Character Plus Bingo
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Sometimes Fairytale are Warnings by HadrianPeverellBlack
Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005), Harry Potter - J. K. RowlingHarry, Sam and Dean deal with the Tournament and with the demons that escaped the Gate of Hell.
Dean's time is running
Part 2 of Jerk, Bitch & Brat series Part 22 of Fandom Free Bingo Part 1 of Post July Bingo 2025 Part 30 of MultiFandom Flash Bingo 2023 Part 2 of Square by square Part 1 of Character Plus Bingo
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10 Things I (don't) Hate About You by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2022
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Remus Lupin wants to take Sirius Black on a date. It is a well-known fact that unless Sirius’ brother, Regulus, does so first, he won't be allowed. So, Remus enlists the help of James Potter.
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Inspired by 10 Things I Hate About You.
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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At six years old, Harry Potter's life takes an unexpected turn when he's saved and adopted by his enemy. A turn for the better where he finds himself surrounded by a new family and friends that gave him everything he wanted, needed, and could hope for.
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there's a world going on, underground by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Black Panther (2018), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Defenders (Marvel TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Punisher (TV 2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
19 Sep 2022
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Peter knows Tony doesn’t forget on purpose, and he knows that Tony means well with his concern. But, the man has to deal with the fact Peter isn’t a hero, and is in fact, a vigilante. If all he gets is a broken nose after a long night of patrol, Peter considers himself lucky.
A lot of vigilante things were lost on Tony, such as bad PR. Sure, the Avengers get some bad PR, but never J. Jonah. Jameson style, but then again, Spider-Man always had the best pictures, because Peter Parker gave them in for a bit of extra money.
There was some things you learn when you’re in Peter’s line of business, and that is, how to calm down a rape victim, how to help a lost child who doesn’t want help, who to punch harder than the rest, who are first time thieves, and that sometimes things like “don’t pull the knife out” is a rule best ignored, (unless it was somewhere bad bad).
You know Tony’s too far gone from the vigilante line of work, when it’s Pepper Potts, who tells Tony that a broken nose is the least of Peter’s worries, even though she too freaks out about it.Or;
5 times The Avengers (excluding Clint) forgot Peter Parker is a vigilante, and 1 time everyone remembered.
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somebody else might end up being me by wishonthemoon
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Marvel
26 Feb 2025
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After the war with Gaia, Percy and Annabeth just wanted to live in peace. Annabeth moves in with Percy, Sally, Paul, and little Estelle for their senior year of high school and gets into midtown school of science and mathematics. She makes friends with Peter & co. Life is becoming normal.
Then they take a trip to Stark Industries, and her life changes all over again.Tony has been searching for his daughter Annabeth for fourteen years when one day, the fingerprint scanners for entry into the tower are tripped. He can barely believe it when Peter tells him his daughter is in the tower.
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- Part 1 of are we too young for this?
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Peach and Ice Cream by multidimensionallifeform
Fandoms: Magisterium Series - Holly Black & Cassandra Clare
16 Jun 2025
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Aaron stays at Call's house for the summer
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Caffeine, Strings, and Other Impossible Things by ShadowAlt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Nov 2020
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Hermione has only ever loved ballet. She earned her way into Juilliard through sweat and dedication. The Weasley twins are musical prodigies, dropping out to peruse a career as Rockstars. But when Hermione finds a locked out Fred Weasley playing on a ratty fire escape, it starts something she would have never expected. New York City is a place of unpredictable miracles and shattered dreams. Who is to say which one is which?
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Join Alastor and Lucifer as they navigate the complicated relationship that developed a few months prior - a fallen angel who falls hard, and a reluctant demon who falls harder, fighting it every step of the way. A series that takes them through betrayal, heartache, injury and more. Hard talks can't be put off forever - but they really do give it their best shot.
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Spilled Bottles And Damage Control by riv_rr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Dec 2025
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His song blew up. His ex came back.
And now Bakugou has to work with Shinsou again.
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The Dragon’s In The Details by knickersandkneazles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2025
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All Charlie wants is to be left alone with his dragons. However, building a one-of-a-kind hatchery to breed and care for endangered whelps costs a pretty galleon. Enter Pansy Parkinson. Event planner. Society maven. And bloody pain in his arse.
Pansy is desperate to shed the sins of her past like the snake she is. She needs this event for the British Dragon Sanctuary to be a success so she can prove to her parents and the entire Wizarding World that she’s more than the spoiled wretch everyone thinks she is. Too bad Charlie Weasley is the world’s most infuriatingly handsome client.
This was never going to work.
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- Part 1 of DitD
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When a rogue Variant called Null turns an underground complex into a power-dead kill zone, Aegis deploys Team 17—thirteen enhanced operatives trained to fight even when their abilities are stripped away. Kwon Soonyoung, call sign Radius, is the team’s kinetic vanguard and human shield; Lee Jihoon, Lyric, is a rare resonant whose gift for reading and rewriting energy fields makes him the only one who can truly understand what Null has built. But as Null’s suppression clamps down harder, Soonyoung’s instinct to throw himself in front of every threat clashes with Jihoon’s refusal to be treated like a fragile “asset,” forcing them to adapt, trust each other in new ways, and learn how to protect—not just with powers, but with choices.
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You Can't Run From a Monster You Created by Chaoticbitch033
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Mar 2024
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After surviving torture, kidnapping, and actual death, Izuku makes it to UA. He's moving forward with his life, supported by his parents and newfound friends.
If only it were that easy to escape from the past.
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- Part 2 of Izuku and Dadzawa
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- English
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- 52,402
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- 12/?
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i'm an atheist by maverickk
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Nov 2021
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Percy finds himself in an interrogation room, and his best bet is to talk his way out of trouble.
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- Part 1 of play dumb (not that dumb!)
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time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
26 May 2024
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"Maybe," Peter thought, "I can make a life here."
Hence the tears and the guilt and the grief, because was Peter allowed to move on? Was he allowed to… to leave it all behind? Leave all the bad things in the past?
Peter was "The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!" after all, and wasn’t he letting Queens - his people - down if he didn’t fight tooth and nail to get back to them?
orPeter's tired. He's so tired, and he doesn't know what to do, but maybe things will get better.
(They do.)
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Spider-Man: Finally Home
technically inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone but really only the "Peter in the DC Universe" partSeries
- Part 1 of Spider-Man: Finally Home
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- 13/13
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In one universe, Jason died while Dick was on a space mission with the Titans.
In another? There’s a time loop.In which Jason doesn’t die, Tim joins the family early, and Dick... well... Dick's just trying to figure out what's going on!
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Spending All Your Time (In This Wrong Situation) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2024
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“Are you brain damaged?” Eraser practically demands after a long, drawn out moment.
“Not any more than usual,” Izuku reassures him as earnestly as he can manage. Occasional head trauma tends to be a part of the job description after all.
“You realize I’m holding you captive don’t you?” Eraser sounds more exasperated than Izuku feels is necessary at the moment. “You’re aware that you’re under heavy quirk suppressants and at my mercy right?”
“Yeah, well, you’ve been here for six years and you don’t even have a couch,” Izuku can’t help but point out. “So, really, which one of us is actually the issue here?”
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- Part 1 of Treat You Better
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- English
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- 13,285
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- 5/?
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Catching a Glimpse of the Future...or Maybe all of it. by Snowleopardwings
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
11 Nov 2025
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A select few Vikings from Berk and a few dragons are teleported to a unknown location to react to their supposed future. How will they react when they find out the truth of a certain boy?
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At the first Ball of the season Lord Fife bumps into Miss Penelope Featherington but rather than stutter and apologise she gives him the perfect set-down. Intrigued by this new version of the wallflower, Fife can't help but seek out her company. But what are his intentions and what will happen when Colin Bridgerton comes back from his travels?
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“Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.
Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”
The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.
The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.
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In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.
aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.
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- Part 1 of chronological displacement universe
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- 21/21
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