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The Ghost of the Peverell Prince by TheArchivist111
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
09 Nov 2025
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"Who are you?"
"Canis."
"Who are you really?"
"Hadrian Peverell."
"The Peverell Prince?"
"Something like that."- Language:
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At six years old, Harry Potter's life takes an unexpected turn when he's saved and adopted by his enemy. A turn for the better where he finds himself surrounded by a new family and friends that gave him everything he wanted, needed, and could hope for.
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Chapter 4
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You were warned to stay away from him.
They said you would never survive him.So why does the feeling of being at risk with him feel like comfort?
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The Legacy of the Seas by benjibunny07
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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Percy Jackson is more than what meets the eye. Under his charms and beauty, there is a great power. An amalgamation and legacy of two ancient bloodlines of the sea. With more divine blood than any other demigod before him in history, how will the prophecy change? How will the world change?
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Izuku and Dadzawa by Chaoticbitch033
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Mar 2024
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third couch is the charm by laurenshappenstobemyhusband
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Jun 2020
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Shouto trained for years to control his ice. Encasing everything in ice whenever he sneezed, got angry or startled, or just whenever he wasn't paying attention always got him into trouble, and he's glad he finally has complete control over his right side.
Unfortunately, he can't say the same about his flames.
OR: Todoroki sets three couches on fire, which apparently is too many, so now he has to take quirk control classes with Kaminari and they bond over mutual destruction
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The Avengers: And Their Bizarre "Vacation" in Gotham by Glory_to_Westhelm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types
19 Dec 2025
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Long story short, Nick Fury had arranged a meeting with the Justice League and the Avengers, regarding the matter of the condition of their dimension, more specifically their earth and future approaches to global crisises—an alliance, a union.
And they wanted Peter to build trust with the Vigilantes in Gotham as Spider-Man.
The original meeting place was Washington, D.C., at the Hall of Justice, maybe Star City if something went wrong. As if the sisters of fate laughed at them, a string of simultaneous supervillain attacks leading up to the meeting happened, and the city least affected or damaged seemed to be the cruelest one of them all.
Gotham.
"I can't go to Gotham." Peter explained like it were the most obvious thing ever. Gotham is a place solely for the suicidal. It was the one place Vigilantes like him didn't dare step into.
Not because of the crime, but because of one very particular "No meta" rule, and a very territorial Bat.
And his..batlings? baby bats? Is that what you call them?
OR: The Avengers take a trip to Gotham for a meeting with the JL, and Tony drags Peter along. The Batfam is intrigued about the only masked and chatty avenger.
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5+1: Who is Oliver Queen Dating? by Night_Skye_Gazing
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Green Arrow - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Jan 2024
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Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail by KristenMaraMusingsOnBuckyBarnes, owlet
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Jun 2018
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An Act of Courage by monokuromu (ChiaRoseKuro) for celestiia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Jul 2019
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But nothing had come of Hitoshi’s growing awareness of Todoroki’s everything over the years, beyond the somewhat discomforting realization that he was just as susceptible to hormones as everyone else. For all that Izuku had needled him for details in the moments he hadn’t been gushing about Bakugou or any of his other interests, it had just… never seemed right, in a way, to talk about his crush.
When everyone and their mother had a thing for broody second-generation Pro Heroes at some point in their lives, it just didn’t feel like it really counted for anything.
( so, where the hell do I have to go to find the end of this story? )Series
- Part 8 of But You're Human Tonight
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Enriching and delving deeper into Cas/Dean moments: What went on in Dean's head. Season 7 and 8 with some flashbacks from previous seasons.
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- Part 1 of That Stupid Trenchcoat
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Her blood, the very thing that made people view her as lesser than, was the very reason that she now bore the full weight of the crown.
Since that fateful day, people constantly reminded her that she was the living embodiment of the throne, the crown, the lost to history medieval age monarchy.
The weight of it was felt by her, and even by those she loved, daily. Except to them, it was a blessing, whereas to her she viewed it as a blessing and a curse in equal measures
No one truly understood how terrified she'd been at first. No one except him.
The man who swore loyalty to her first, before any other.
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There's a new student at Hogwarts. And, for some reason, he's decided he's going to be Tom Riddle's best friend.
Tom, immortal aspiring Dark Lord, apparently has no say in the matter.
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to love, and to be loved, is to be changed.
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Really nice.
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Raven is ready to help induct you into the Teen Titans with a completely normal entry questionnaire and absolutely no untoward actions on her part that would keep you from answering your questions. She is very insistent on that part. Anonymous commission. Reader is of unspecified gender but has a penis.
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Spending All Your Time (In This Wrong Situation) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2024
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“Are you brain damaged?” Eraser practically demands after a long, drawn out moment.
“Not any more than usual,” Izuku reassures him as earnestly as he can manage. Occasional head trauma tends to be a part of the job description after all.
“You realize I’m holding you captive don’t you?” Eraser sounds more exasperated than Izuku feels is necessary at the moment. “You’re aware that you’re under heavy quirk suppressants and at my mercy right?”
“Yeah, well, you’ve been here for six years and you don’t even have a couch,” Izuku can’t help but point out. “So, really, which one of us is actually the issue here?”
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- Part 1 of Treat You Better
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Treat You Better by RayShippouUchiha
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2024
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Lonely and overworked number 1 hero Midoriya "Deku" Izuku crash lands into the life of Aizawa "The Eraser" Shouta, a man who didn't outright turn to villainy so much as saunter vaguely off script.
Romance is in the air, somehow. God help them.
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This is precious
Izuku definitely hit his head too hard on shouta's balcony
They share the same braincells, definitly
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King of Doing Stupid Things by mysteryninja98
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
31 Jul 2021
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“So how many ways can that thing fail on its first go-around?” Astrid asked conversationally.
Hiccup scoffed. “Bold of you to assume it will work at all. But if it somehow, miraculously does, there were at least 15 different technical malfunctions that I could pick out from where I was.”
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Snotlout introduces 'The Greatest Thing Since Snotlout Was Born', Hiccup is an exasperated father, Astrid is an instigator, Fishlegs is responsible, and the Twins are not. -
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Pidge's Razor: When faced with competing possibilities, select the one which contains the most cliches and plan accordingly. Never attribute to evil that which can be explained by the universe laughing at you.
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- Part 2 of LoveBug 'Verse
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“He thought we were dating,” Minho said.
Seungmin blinked. “‘We’ as in you and him, or ‘we’ as in…”
“Me and you,” Minho clarified. Then he scoffed for good measure.
“Hmm,” said Seungmin. He didn’t appear to be particularly affected by it, which was aggravating. Minho had been hoping that he would look horrified and leave immediately, stop intruding on Minho’s space or something, but he just turned the page of his notebook. “I can’t believe he thinks my standards are so low. I’d expect better behavior from someone I was actually dating.”
Minho let out an outraged noise that was too loud in the muffled library. “I’ll have you know that I am on my best behavior,” he hissed.
“I still have all my limbs, so it probably is your best,” Seungmin agreed. “But basic physical safety isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement for a romantic partner, you know.”Or: If Seungmin is going to ruin Minho's semester by crowding his study table, Minho will be damned if Seungmin's allowed to go on a date with someone else and have fun. Even if it is for charity. Even if Minho has to pay out of pocket for the privilege of ruining Seungmin's chances at a nice time.
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- Part 1 of The Most Nostalgic AU
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beautiful. Its like 2 venus flytraps falling in love~
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Know Thine Enemy (carry his books to class)
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“He thought we were dating,” Minho said.
Seungmin blinked. “‘We’ as in you and him, or ‘we’ as in…”
“Me and you,” Minho clarified. Then he scoffed for good measure.
“Hmm,” said Seungmin. He didn’t appear to be particularly affected by it, which was aggravating. Minho had been hoping that he would look horrified and leave immediately, stop intruding on Minho’s space or something, but he just turned the page of his notebook. “I can’t believe he thinks my standards are so low. I’d expect better behavior from someone I was actually dating.”
Minho let out an outraged noise that was too loud in the muffled library. “I’ll have you know that I am on my best behavior,” he hissed.
“I still have all my limbs, so it probably is your best,” Seungmin agreed. “But basic physical safety isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement for a romantic partner, you know.”Or: If Seungmin is going to ruin Minho's semester by crowding his study table, Minho will be damned if Seungmin's allowed to go on a date with someone else and have fun. Even if it is for charity. Even if Minho has to pay out of pocket for the privilege of ruining Seungmin's chances at a nice time.