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    Evil Ragatha makes a bet for Evil Pomni about being “nice”, and every turn the bet goes in is a left
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    Evil Ragapom Smut that was commissioned by anon
    (Note: I'm not adding “Evil” in front of all of the names. But these are indeed the Evil characters)

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    30
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    5
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    Logan was exhausted after a brutal swimming practice. Luckily for him, his boyfriend Spencer was there for him when he got home.

    Language:
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    880
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    16
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    1
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    After failing to to quell his increasing attraction towards Johnny, Reed decides to start avoiding him. Unfortunately, as someone who lives for attention, Johnny is making that very difficult for Reed. Especially when the two are left alone together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
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    145
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    Exploring what it's like to hang out with chibis of the countries.

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    English
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    800
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Kudos:
    8
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    47
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    Quite literally a recipe for ravioli with cheese based sauce.
    It has garlic in it.
    It's spicy.
    It's great for curing the munchies.

    Also no I don't know what kind of chilies I use but its only because my mom just gives them to me from her plant sometimes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    4
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    3
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    10
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    Small one-shots based around my 'issues of control' series, that centers on the friendship between Velvette and Vox, and Velvette having and eating disorder.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    5,532
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    General Alfredo Stroessner, president of Paraguay for 35 years, makes the pasta dish Fettucine Alfredo. You have never heard of him? Look it up.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Maybe Thranduil Oropherion looks damn good in that tiny little robe, and maybe it’s worse when he turns around and Legolas can see his chest and the steam from the pasta makes his questioning little smile look soft and teasing.

    [In which Thranduil is eccentric, Legolas definitely doesn't have a crush on him, and the middle of the night is a magical time]

    Language:
    English
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    3,084
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    252
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    Robert and Helena finally meet for the first time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    3,872
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    1
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    30
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    Instead of enjoying her quiet, domestic life with Undyne on the surface in their new townhouse, Alphys is entertaining Mettaton in her living room instead. He needs something to fill his time with before he loses his mind. The sooner the better, or else Alphys might lose hers first.

    All while Undyne and Papyrus are working on a project of their own together in the garage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,816
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    6
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    2
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    46
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    Spot Splatter Splash has too much fun with glue after being warned by Bea Spells-a-Lot not to, and ends up getting stuck. (#WLFW25)

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    English
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    1,013
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    14
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    Sometimes, love isn’t all fireworks— it’s the smell of garlic in the air, the click of bone on ceramic, and the warmth of someone who stays.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    figured I'd give it a go this year,
    tags will be updated as we go

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    27,409
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    29
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    94
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    6
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    2,408
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    You should’ve been left in the dark.

    Your end of the story would have been prevented.

    HE, ruined you.

    You, made him worse.

     

    “Help yourself for once, Dear.”

     

    ɢᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ.

     

    (NO SCHEDULED CHAPTER DATES‼️)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    309
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    Jon had seen god i mean the flying spaghetti monster. good for him god is garfield. he also thinks garfield died and is a clone from hollow earth. he didn’t know. i dont know. now jon thinks he’s the flying spaghetti monster, odie is screaming in latin, and i’m lactose intolerant in the worst possible timeline.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    23
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    “Yeah, let’s make the pasta, you shitty commoners.”

    Bunny's smile faltered at hearing this, and Lorenzo chuckled. He probably wanted to hear those words from Sae.

    “You have such a special way with words, Michael”

    Somehow, Kaiser's smirk got wider at this, and he tipped his head to the side of the couch to stare at the striker.

    “Could never be you.”

    Finding their weird interaction boring, Lorenzo stared back at Sae, who now seemed sick of their shit. He was awaiting a cruel rejection from the midfielder. Maybe he’d call him lukewarm or something and go back to watching his soccer matches, and Lorenzo would have to live with the eternal embarrassment of this whole interaction. He watched Sae take a deep breath and physically braced himself for what was to come.

    “Are we making this lukewarm pasta or not?”

    What. The. Fuck.

    Language:
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    1,138
    Chapters:
    1/2
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    17
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    Cioccolata is the only surgeon willing to give Secco the top surgery he wants, and though some would say he's going a little too far, Secco prefers to call him "dedicated."
    But the man is hiding secrets, and he won't open up to just anybody. Although he sees potential in Secco, it'll take hard work to crack his outer shell.
    Luckily, Secco is just as depraved as the doctor, and as their relationship blossoms, he finds in him more than just a patient.

    The tale of seccolata's initial meeting and how Cioccolata became Secco's literal actual sugar daddy.

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    17,617
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    414
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    After waking up from a horrible incident, a (former) godchild was saved but at a price that might never be undone. Now, Dev must learn to adapt to his new life. Opposing sides must put aside their differences to help him for his sake.

    Meanwhile, a family who's had experience with this helps another with understanding with what Dev's been going through.

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    English
    Words:
    183,347
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,928
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    “When was the last time you’ve had blood drawn?” he asked suddenly.

    You swallowed and looked up from your meal.

    “Um…huh?” You sputter.

    “I said, ‘when was the last time you’ve had blood drawn?’” You twirled your fork in your food, winding up pasta as you tried to remember.

    “I think…three years ago? Why?”

    “...You should really have it tested at least once every two years,” Medkit said. You hummed in mindless agreement and stabbed a shrimp. You desperately tried to think of a way to change the subject; you knew where this would go if you didn’t.

    “You, uh, like the food?” you ask, trying to keep a casual tone. Medkit let out a quiet scoff.

    “Don’t change the subject. I’m drawing your blood tomorrow morning."

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    OR;

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    Medkit does your bloodwork because you haven't had it done in a while

    Language:
    English
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    1,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    472
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    It's Nursey's first time doing Monday Meal by himself. Everything is running smoothly until he injures himself. Luckily, the other Frogs have his back.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    26

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