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Harry Potter had lived as a shell of a person ever since he arrived that faithful night as an orphan on the Dursley family's doorstep. A child that never laughed, never cried, and never wanted to. He went to school, did his chores, and went back to the safety of his cupboard. He had no friends, a family who never wanted him, and no emotions to really care about it all. The only thing with substance in his life were the glimpses of gold behind his eyes when the night became too dark, and the sounds of faint laughter ringing out when his cupboard was too silent. He lived for these moments, as they were the only light in his life. That all changed on the eve of his 7th birthday . . .
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Izuku Midoriya Knows Kinks (And that's Everyone Else's Problem) by RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2023
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People assume that every observation Izuku has is in his notebooks.
The notebooks are just the combat viable information.
He Knows So Much More.
(It's All Mineta's Fault.)
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Fun fic; izuku is perceptive, knows kinks, is sleep deprived, and (non-horny) crack insues.
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Izuku and Kacchan are Chaos Siblings by burnthebodiesandbedonewithit
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Apr 2023
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Book 8
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Will Graham is a guarded, sharp-tongued student navigating an isolating home life, untreated trauma, and the psychological weight of a demanding behavioral analysis program.
When he’s paired in a lab with Hannibal Lecter, a quiet, older assistant with a calm presence and firm boundaries, their lives begin to overlap through shared work, late hours, and proximity neither of them asked for.
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A Dark Among the Lights by LuckyLectio
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
02 Nov 2025
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“You wish for me to infiltrate their ranks, master?”
Dark Link tries to keep the incredulous disbelief from his voice. Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter how idiotic this plan or his master is being. If that was what Demise wanted, that would be what it got. Demise did not accept disobedience. Or failure.
Which is how Dark finds himself staring down the blades of nine heroes, wondering why this is his life.
“So,” he begins. “Sorry ‘bout the whole, uh, trying to kill you repeatedly for millennia thing.” For some reason, this makes the heroes tense further. “…No hard feelings?”
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Dark Link joins the Chain.
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i remember reading this before getting an account, forgetting the name of the fic, remembering the gif the the knife going twirly, trying to find it on tumblr, failing, and then finally I have found the spinny knife from clicking on a tag from a dark link shitpost after scrolling through linked universes content.
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Stiles has the bright idea to go to an escape room. Derek, Peter and Boyd are the only ones stupid enough to join in.
(Established Sterek but not Sterek centric)
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(Note: I'm leaving this up because of nostalgia and because I'm generally proud of what I wrote, but I'm unsure if I'll ever finish it due to my distaste for JKR. HP will always be an important part of my development as a writer and artist, but I don't love it more than I love my trans friends who deserve to be left the fuck alone.)
Magic was supposed to be whimsical, enchanting, fun. But it's 1975 and the self-proclaimed Dark Lord has other plans. Dark Marks are graffiti'ed across the sky as a warning, a threat.
Hogwarts students try to focus on their schooling, their friends, and being a child while they can. But some of their parents remember Grindelwald and they recognize the signs. With fellow students practicing dark magic and friendships being tested, it's hard to ignore that their parents' war will soon be theirs.
And yet, they still try, forcing light in the darkness and daring to laugh when others want to cry. After all, they aren't dead yet, and there's few things that would irritate the Dark Lord more than a bunch of blood traitors and muggleborns thriving in the face of his power.
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“Malfoy, we have to slow it down!” Harry yells over the growing racket of the time turner. Harry’s not sure how, exactly, they’re going to do that, but they have to try. Malfoy looks at him wildly, and hesitates for only a second before grabbing his arm.
Harry looks uncomprehendingly at Malfoy’s hand on his arm. “We’ll be stronger together!” Malfoy shouts. Oh. Right. The spell. Harry points his wand at the time turner, along with Malfoy. “Finite Incantatum!”
The time turner only seems to grow stronger. A bright light begins to glow out from the center of the device, reaching its edges over to Harry and Malfoy.
The last thing Harry sees is Malfoy’s worried face, and then darkness.
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In which Harry and Draco have a time-turner accident, and many things go wrong, but a lot of things also go right. Featuring: reptilian bonding night, canon-inaccurate animagus lessons, and a fuck-ton of pining.
aka the fic where Harry finds his family, and fights to keep them.
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- Part 1 of chronological displacement universe
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User Lo'ak te Suli Tsyeyk’itan added users Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk’itan, Kiri te Suli Kìreysì'ite, and 8 others
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Neteyam te…: ???(1:43)
Lo’ak te S…: oh shit…With all the Avatar twitter and texting tiktoks trending around, I obviously had to jump onto the wagon too. So, here’s a texting fic
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Oh I'm CACKLING texting stories are always hilarious
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this is funny ngl lol
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After the shock of his life, Tony reflects on the past week.
Then the past decade.
And he realizes a few things.
He became a “super hero” - because no matter how much he hates the label, that’s what he is - to help people.
So that’s what he’s going to do. Starting with someone the world has failed.
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At the first Ball of the season Lord Fife bumps into Miss Penelope Featherington but rather than stutter and apologise she gives him the perfect set-down. Intrigued by this new version of the wallflower, Fife can't help but seek out her company. But what are his intentions and what will happen when Colin Bridgerton comes back from his travels?
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Гэвин не понимает, как продержался без андроида-напарника целый год, но Фаулер будто злорадно ждал особого случая, чтобы вручить ему жестянку. И ладно, если бы с RK900 они поцапались в первый же день работы – был бы повод сходить в очередной «современный» бар и угостить тириумом, но этого не произошло… Да и андроид не дал ни одного повода, что было необычно, Рид бы даже сказал, слишком необычно. До такой степени, что даже подозрительно.
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Stain of Sun by Lilla_Torg
Fandoms: รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
03 Sep 2022
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Omega brothers Porsche (hacker) and Chay (grifter) team up to take down the Theerapanyakul crime family. Things do not go as planned.
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Stain of Sun by Lilla_Torg
Porsche and Chay are omegas getting justice one rich bastard at a time. Kinn is their target. Things go sideways.
This was sooo good. I actually really like what Chay can do.
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You Can't Run From a Monster You Created by Chaoticbitch033
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Mar 2024
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After surviving torture, kidnapping, and actual death, Izuku makes it to UA. He's moving forward with his life, supported by his parents and newfound friends.
If only it were that easy to escape from the past.
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- Part 2 of Izuku and Dadzawa
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There's a new student at Hogwarts. And, for some reason, he's decided he's going to be Tom Riddle's best friend.
Tom, immortal aspiring Dark Lord, apparently has no say in the matter.
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to love, and to be loved, is to be changed.
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Stiles wasn't doing great after the Nogitsune, isolating himself. Derek became the constant that pulled him back (through fondness disguised as sarcasm and bitchiness)
Or, five times Stiles had to call Derek, and one time he didn't.
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Kim Dokja gets dragged into a medieval fantasy world, which frankly, wasn’t on his to-do list. There, he ends up traveling with a man who to his horror turns out to be the missing Crown Prince of Aetherion.
All Dokja wants is to find a way home. But when the prince returns to the palace, things go downhill fast. Because somehow, the entire palace becomes convinced that Dokja is the prince’s newly chosen.
Between gossiping maids, political chaos, and a baby griffin with no sense of boundaries, Dokja starts to realize he wasn’t brought here by accident. There’s a far bigger fate waiting for him, and no path left to return home.
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Magic Gave Me Robin by Cy_kun
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
15 May 2025
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He opens his eyes, and stares up at the canopy of the four poster bed he's in. It takes a second, his vision is a bit blurry, but it clears up quick enough.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Four seconds.
Part of Jason keeps the count going, while the rest of him kind of just...seizes. Because he knows this canopy. He knows the the posts it's attached to. He—fuck—he knows the notch in the bottom left post he'd put in it when he'd stolen one of Bruce's batarangs when he was twelve and thrown it around like the stupid kid he'd been.
This was Jason's room.
Or, the one where Jason gets zapped with magic, wakes up in his teenage body, and decides to let the timeline know exactly how fucked it is. He also becomes the president of the Tim Drake Appreciation Club.
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Spending All Your Time (In This Wrong Situation) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Dec 2024
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“Are you brain damaged?” Eraser practically demands after a long, drawn out moment.
“Not any more than usual,” Izuku reassures him as earnestly as he can manage. Occasional head trauma tends to be a part of the job description after all.
“You realize I’m holding you captive don’t you?” Eraser sounds more exasperated than Izuku feels is necessary at the moment. “You’re aware that you’re under heavy quirk suppressants and at my mercy right?”
“Yeah, well, you’ve been here for six years and you don’t even have a couch,” Izuku can’t help but point out. “So, really, which one of us is actually the issue here?”
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- Part 1 of Treat You Better
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