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death anniversary to the conscious of a mortal and immortal
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Reiner Lockheart – Book 3 : The Curse of the Chosen One by Hanaichi19
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
20 Dec 2025
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Third year at Camp Half-Blood.
The Titan’s Curse, the event that should’ve happened last winter, never came. It was delayed by an entire year. Maybe because of my interference in last year’s quest. Or maybe because there are now two other players in the game: Jacob Winston (Jake) and Jennifer Redwood (Jen), two demigods just like me.
I can’t escape my past anymore. It’s starting to haunt me in ways I never imagined. Can I keep my head straight with everything unraveling around me?
Once again, I found myself dragged into a quest that was never meant to be mine. Thalia Grace, daughter of Zeus, asked me to join her in rescuing Artemis. I didn’t want to, every instinct told me I’d break the story even further. But I couldn’t forget Bianca di Angelo and Zoë Nightshade. If there’s even a chance I can change their fate, I have to try.
But with Kronos whispering in my mind, can I really do it? Especially when the Titan King dangles the final piece of the puzzle before me, the truth that some gods blocked my memories of my first arrival in this world.
And when that truth finally comes out…
Which side will I stand on?
Kronos or the gods?Series
- Part 3 of Reiner Lockheart Series
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Incongruous | Martin (Cortis) by juhzeelle
Fandoms: CORTIS (Band), color outside the lines, coer
20 Dec 2025
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Seonwoo Aera never planned on colliding with the leader of the world's fastest-rising boy group—CORTIS. She's just a 16-year-old arts student—awkward, quiet, and desperate to stay invisible in a city that moves too fast for her. But fate (and maybe some bad timing) throws her straight into the orbit of Martin Edwards, the perfectionist leader of CORTIS, a Canadian-Korean idol who hides his restless ambition behind flawless performances.
To Martin, Aera is a distraction he shouldn't want but can't seem to let go of. To Aera, Martin is a hurricane-dangerous, dazzling, impossible to ignore. As rehearsals, scandals, and stolen late-night moments pull them closer, they discover that they're each other's mirror: his impatience against her hesitation, his hunger for respect against her fear of being seen.
But being tied to an idol isn't just romance—it's survival. Secrets slip through cracks, fans speculate, and the spotlight burns brighter every day.
And perhaps, it's a "high risk, high reward" of holding onto one another, even if it means broken hearts.
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When does duty turn into self destruction?
Hermione Granger carries the weight of post-war Britain on her back - undercover, overworked, addicted to potions, and quietly unraveling in the privacy of her Muggle penthouse.
When the hunt for a vanished Death Eater lurking in Muggle corporate circles pulls her into the orbit of Draco Malfoy, everything shifts.
He’s steady. Sharp. Infuriating. Bound to her in a way neither of them understands. And, for the first time in years, she doesn’t feel entirely alone.
But nothing about this is simple.
Not the mission.
Not the Ministry of Magic spiralling without direction.
Not the dark magic rising in the shadows.
And certainly not the fact that he may be her only salvation.-------
Draco slowly examined his own scar before extending his arm towards Hermione. His finger stroked her collarbone and gently traced down her silver lightning. Hermione let her own hand drop by her side, reeling in the feeling. She closed her eyes but could feel her heart thumping even faster than it had during the battle.
“I think… We are somehow connected. You wanted to save me. And I… wanted to be saved by you.” -
- my one regret - η μία μου λύπη - by h1mitsu_da_y0
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
20 Dec 2025
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i thought of this fanfiction during history class as pure irony, but since i realized there's a REAL tag for this mythology... and even an oc x canon? peak
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River worked alone; she learned a long time ago that trust only gets you hurt. Especially when you're Gotham's newest vigilante. So when none other than Red Hood comes crashing on her roof, she helps him. Not because she owed him anything, but because she saw a little too much of herself in a stranger.
Jason just wanted some peace, but when Babs tells you that your neighbour got flagged as a vigilante, you go check it out. Apparently, this is the same neighbour that patched up his stab wound last week. Oops.
Everyone's only got one question on their mind: Who is The Maelstrom?
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The Solstice of Stars by OliviaLH
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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When a broken wand and a broken wizard fall through the Veil and into the heart of the Jedi Temple, Harry Potter becomes the galaxy’s most baffling anomaly: zero midichlorians, unlimited sarcasm, and magic that ignores the Force entirely. Taken in as an unwilling ward of the Jedi Council, Harry introduces ancient traditions like Christmas, mistletoe, and hot chocolate to a group of emotionally constipated space monks—while quietly finding a new home among them. Set during a rare moment of peace, this is a warm, snark-filled holiday one-shot about grief, found family, cultural collisions, and the soft, defiant magic of belonging.
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- Part 3 of Seven Stories for the Longest Nights, Before Christmas 2025
- Part 31 of Harry Potter Oneshot
- Part 2 of Multiversal Incidents and Other Regrettable Events
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Illithid Anatomy: Comparative Analysis of Pre- and Post-Ceremorphosis by elsenova
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Dec 2025
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I wanted it to be published on ResearchGate, but they declined, so I made an account on AO3. Just kidding, it’s a fantasy story.
Talula, a wizard whose magic has grown rusty after years of ordinary life, is the only one infected with an alien larva set to overwrite her mind and body in the next few days. With little support besides that of a single companion, she leans on her analytical mind to discover a cure, but her every well-considered decision ends in a new disaster.
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Fandom-blind friendly, but contains spoilers the way tea contains liquid. If not for the headcanons and alternative companions, it might count as a novelization of the main quest and the Emperor’s side quests.
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Olga is getting pictures taken since she is the new principal. The only problem is that she is bored and doing provocative poses and suggestions
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𝐲𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 by joewest000
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Dec 2025
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The boy braced a trembling hand against the ground and forced himself to move, rolling onto his back with a strained hiss. His body went slack once he did, arms falling limply to his sides as the rain poured down, soaking into the damaged fabric of his suit and washing thin trails of red across the pavement.
Izuku froze.
Blood. There was blood everywhere, matted into the fabric, streaking his skin, pooling beneath him and disappearing into the cracks of the asphalt. Too much blood. Far more than there should have been.
And lying there, broken and bleeding, staring up at the empty sky with half-lidded eyes–
Was him.
(OR = Izuku midoriya stumbles across a version of himself from another universe. At the brink of death, this other version of him transfers the quirk “one for all” onto him. He’s been warned of a threat … one that only he could defeat.)
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Project: Unevitable Catalogue by CynderMoon
Fandoms: Waifu Catalog - SwiftRosenthal, Lobotomy Corporation (Video Game)
20 Dec 2025
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A woman making ends meet joins the 'illustrious' L Corp to strive for a better future. This ends terribly, as expected. However a strange occurrence results in her remembering the loops and - egads! - strange powers!
Blind Cataloging adjacent Waifu Catalog fic with a woman who made the mistake of 1) Thinking it was a good idea to attempt Lob Corp as a starting world and 2) Took an experimental origin that scuffed up the Extra 'know what you are doing and who you work for' stage. Enjoy!
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During the gap year you take after graduation, you start working at the comic book shop you’ve dreamed of for years—partly to keep yourself busy, hoping the routine will keep you grounded, and partly to spend less time at home.
There, between shared shifts and a routine of playful banter, a slow and unexpected romance begins to take shape between you and your coworker, Kim Seokjin.
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After the shock of his life, Tony reflects on the past week.
Then the past decade.
And he realizes a few things.
He became a “super hero” - because no matter how much he hates the label, that’s what he is - to help people.
So that’s what he’s going to do. Starting with someone the world has failed.
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Spells Don't Heal Hearts by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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Stephen, the newly appointed Sorcerer Supreme, accepts Tony's invitation to join the Avengers – a decision that condemns him to live with the man he loves in secret. While Tony dates Steve and deals with his own demons, Stephen hides his pain (both physical and emotional) behind sarcasm.
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- Part 50 of AUs Marvel
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Vannessa Anne Palmer, a beloved soccer player. The name Vannessa meaning ‘Butterfly’ in Greek.
Akilah Sondaya, one of the two school prefects. The name Akilah meaning ‘intelligence’ in Arabic.
So when Van is inches away from being with her crush Taisa, Akilah decides to help them
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Iron Howl by MrNickLower
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Dec 2025
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The scent arrived before the sound of footsteps: ozone, expensive leather, 60-year-old whiskey, and something else… something wild. Wolf. Alpha. Tony Stark.
Stephen rose to his feet in a movement too fluid for someone who looked as if he were on the verge of collapse. His hands trembled slightly as he clenched his fist, concealing the claws that had begun to grow.
“Stark,” he said, when the man appeared at the top of the stairs, without knocking, obviously. “The door has a function. It’s called ‘being used’.”
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- Part 49 of AUs Marvel
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The Sassy Intern and Spider-Man: Far From Peace (With Great Power Comes Great Sarcasm) by ClosetParleyScorbus
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2025
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Harley Keener never expected that accepting Tony Stark’s internship would drop him in the middle of New York’s superhero chaos—or that he’d end up clashing (and connecting) with fellow intern Peter Parker. As Harley’s sarcasm chips away at Peter’s awkward exterior, an unexpected friendship forms. But with secrets, superhero duties, and Tony’s eccentric mentoring, the line between friendship and something more begins to blur.
In a world where great power comes with even greater sarcasm, can Harley and Peter find the courage to face their feelings, or will the weight of their double lives keep them apart?
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Morality has aethetic standards (as in: Fate's meddling in Potter luck again, folks) by Empione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2025
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When Regulus Black went into that cave, he was fully prepared for self-sacrifice. In theory. In the end, Kreacher took matters into his own tiny hands and decided to (be a little shit) rebel. Well, it did save Regulus' life temporarily, if that counts for something. What Regulus did not predict is that a Master of Death would materialise in the living room of his safehouse while he was totally chilling (bleeding out more like, really) on the floor there. And save the day.
Includes: one grumpy Hadrian Peverell, now stranded in another Dimension because Fate deemed it entertaining enough; four tubs of emotional angst, mending relationships, fighting (White, Dark and solely political) Lords and a whole lot of fluff when we force things to work out.
Meaning: your average Tuesday for Harry, obviously.
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At the first Ball of the season Lord Fife bumps into Miss Penelope Featherington but rather than stutter and apologise she gives him the perfect set-down. Intrigued by this new version of the wallflower, Fife can't help but seek out her company. But what are his intentions and what will happen when Colin Bridgerton comes back from his travels?
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*书设，现代人类AU，神父A/非二元C，现在时C全部使用he/him代词
*Good Omens-Book Aziraphale and Crowley, Human au, non-binary Crowley with priest Aziraphale
*涉及宗教创伤、心理恐怖以及大量不健康应对
*including religious trauma, psychic/physical horror
*圣经（不正确）引用
*use Bible content请随时检查tag更新，更多tag内容尽请期待
mention tagssmut will come later, I promise