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    In the heat of Summer, in the midst of a two-month long tour, Marco finds himself stuck, trying to get along with Jean, the bassist of another band, who he really, really wants to hate.

    But there’s something about the guy, nestled between the piercings and eyeliner and countless tattoos, that Marco just can’t dislike, no matter how hard he tries.

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    21/?
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    143
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    18
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    In which Gerri, confronted by a flood of Items and Roman spiralling out of control, not only realises that he needs another outlet but devises an effective one.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
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    Kudos:
    46
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    457
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    Cormac wants Ron's help setting up his Tinder account; he's not well-versed in muggle things, after all. But along the way, Ron starts to realize that maybe he doesn't want Cormac dating other men. Maybe Ron wants to be the one loving him Tinder.

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    Chapters:
    2/6
    Collections:
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    8
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    96
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    "Luthen once said he’d made his mind a sunless space. Lonni’s mind is now a sunless space that is, for some reason, filled with penis holos."

    Four months into their affair, Lonni starts receiving rather cryptic messages from Heert. The, er, suggestive holograms he can explain. But what is it with those Moski pepper comm icons?

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    1/1
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    10
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    33
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    J confesses his darkest fear to Abs in the green room: the events that may or may not have unfolded the night Abs sent him a blurry dick pic back in 2005.

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    3,389
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    15
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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    515
    Kudos:
    3,234
    Bookmarks:
    920
    Hits:
    63,153
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    When the war ended, and all was said and done - Draco Malfoy was finished with the Wizarding World. Assuming a new name, estranged from his family, friends and every ally he’s ever had, he set off into the world to make his own way… and ended up one of the most popular rockstars of the Muggle World.
    When Harry Potter finds himself listening to the radio on his way to work, he can’t help but identify with the lyrics being sung - and his suspicion raises when the band is identified as “Scorpius”.
    Who is Drake Hale? How can he so intimately relate to Harry?
    Harry Potter plans on finding out.

    Language:
    English
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    113,960
    Chapters:
    45/48
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    6,246
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    It’s a dick pic, clearly, and strikingly similar to his own.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    406
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    Robert is Jimmy's best student, and most flirtatious.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    9
    Hits:
    124
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    “Any sexual contact between us would therefore be, logically, academy award worthy.”

    After The Gang ragebaits Dennis into a viral meltdown, the internet is thirsty to see Mac and Dennis get it on. Cue humiliating deepfakes, the art of making smut and plenty of homoerotic cruelty as Dennis desperately tries to regain control of his image and get his 'happy ending'.

    Can Dennis keep Mac fed on scraps or is it true that he can’t live up to expectations?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    293
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    Dios Apate has been given two simple tasks; watch his brother's office for a few days, and stay out of trouble. The former is easy enough, it wasn't like a manager that high up did much anyways. The latter, however, would prove to be a challenge he didn't care too particularly much about overcoming.

    Harlow Goldbriar was not usually the type to take dick pics, let alone send them to someone. He was a married man, after all, there was no reason to do such a frivolous thing. Still, a certain curiosity had been eating at him. Thanks to a lapse in judgement and a slip of his thumb, however, his one-time shameful curiosity became a one way ticket to blackmail, extortion, and a particularly pretty man who seemed to want nothing more than to eat him alive.

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    26,685
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    732
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    Changbin waits. Then: "So, what are you thinking?"

    Jeongin inhales carefully. "A prostate exam would tell me more."

    Changbin blinks at him once. Twice.

    Then he points at Jeongin accusingly. "I knew it! You're fucking with me!"

    or; Jeongin has a fat crush on his classmate and an inability to be normal about it.

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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    1,445
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    Kier was at work right now but Dev is horny asf back at home and need his assistance

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    English
    Words:
    606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    339
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    This archive includes all of my Pitt related fanart and tags will be updated as different ships are added. Currently I've been on a Whitaker/Ogilvie kick, but will include more ships.

    There will also be some added text with each fanart. This can range from title descriptions to full one-shots or ficlettes, it all depends on my inspiration.

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    English
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    2,425
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    25
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    524
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    8,135
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    Unknown Number
    Its been 24 hours you can stop now

    Rose
    Who’s this ??
    Stop what ??

    Unknown Number
    Holding him hostage

    ~

    Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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    English
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    15,901
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    634
    Kudos:
    2,113
    Bookmarks:
    495
    Hits:
    34,989
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    “Okay Yuji, this is gonna be very hard for you, but know that we love you and always will be there for you.”

    “Do you have cancer? Are you gonna die? Wait no, do I have cancer?”

    “No Yuji, what? No one's gonna die, everyone's fine. What I wanted to say was-”

    “We're getting divorced.”

    Yuji’s jaw dropped.

    ⊹ ࣪ ˖

    Yuji's parents get divorced and he gains a harem of two new step-parents, 10(!?) new step-brothers, two of which seem madly in love with him and somehow everyone he shows interest in keeps dissappearing..

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    English
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    31,661
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    552
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    14,736
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    Shane’s heart dropped. He nodded once and sat up straighter, shoulders rolled back. “It is. I’m sorry if this is too far or whatever, but it’s what I want and I have to ask for what I want. It’s okay if you don’t want to. I’m not going to break up with you over this.” Or anything, really. Even if Ilya said he couldn’t stay a secret and wanted to fuck other people, Shane would let him.

    Ilya’s own heart split in two at that. He turned, metal scraping wood on the deck, and took both of Shane’s hands in his. Time and trust linked their fingers together automatically.

    “I’m not saying I do not want this,” Ilya began. Shane let out a small breath, shoulders relaxing. “But you must know, the things you are coming up with for sex are not things I have done.”

    Something about the cottage made him be honest. Maybe it was the promise last summer of being honest and saying how they really felt. Maybe it was the distance between that unknown precipice and the leap of faith they took together. Whatever it was, Ilya had to come clean if he was going to keep giving Shane whatever his brain and body wanted.

    AKA: Shane Hollander invents kink in the recesses of that beautiful brain

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    English
    Words:
    90,262
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    557
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
    23,390
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    'Sorry, wrong person.'

    The text read, sent right after Mumbo had received probably the hottest image ever. He has his hand clamped over his mouth and phone held tightly in the other. The photo had long been unsent but god if he wasn't hard as a rock right now.

     

    or:

    Grian accidentally sends Mumbo a photo of him and Gem having sex.

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    English
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    1,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    678
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    satoru has never been embarrased about his dick. in fact he loves it... maybe too much. he's always sending pictures of it to his best friend suguru, someone has to double check his photography skills! obviously. what could go wrong......

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    English
    Words:
    1,791
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,317
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    Lately, Reiji's found a strange sense of pleasure in reviewing his friend Nanjo's dick pics. He's not gay or anything, no, but Nanjo looks good, and so long as he can keep his feelings to himself, he won't mess things up for anyone. Nanjo only asks because he has someone else to send them to, after all, and he's got a job that demands all his time alongside a family to take care of. No point ruining what's already good enough.

    So what's a guy to do when Nanjo accidentally sends a cryptic message revealing he's more like him than he could've ever thought?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    38

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