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Ravi: buck infiltrated q-anon, confirmed!
Buck: NO!
I RAN
it got too crazy
so then i started reading up on jesus
cool guy!Ravi: do u think he was orally teaching mary magdalene
do u think they explored each other’s bodiesHen: Thank god we haven’t added Bobby back to this chat yet
This conversation might have actually killed himChim: I think we’ve learned by now that nothing can kill Bobby Nash
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OR: the one where Eddie thinks Buck’s back with Tommy, the 118 thinks Buck’s with Eddie, and nobody’s actually doing it (yet). Also Bobby's alive and Buck and Eddie send each other songs of the day.
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- Part 11 of evermore
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Buck: wait WHY would he be texting you
are you his gay teacher???
why not me???? i’m literally his best friendHen: You’re like a toddler gay. You are so fresh from the womb of Harvey Milk that you are still learning to walk.
I am seasoned and professional. Queen Latifa held me in her arms as a baby and whispered all the queer teachingsChim: Don’t take it personally, Hen. Buck would get jealous of a stick if Eddie looked at it for too long.
Buck: hey now
Ravi: IJBOL
Eddie: I hate gay people.
Hen: See? He’s getting the hang of it already
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A peek into Eddie Diaz's text conversations following his coming out.
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Kaveh is a mess, Alhaitham is a simp, Nilou is probably drunk, Cyno is the only adult in the room, and Tighnari is so done with this shit.
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Who's texting Sonic at this hour?
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“You alone drink more than we all united. We are gonna probably go to sleep in like one hour anyways. One beer won't make you regret your whole life. Last time it took you three of them and a bottle of wine” Thomas said, way too confident.
Spoiler alert: it did
Or, Fluixon gets drunk and Saparata comes over
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Harry accidentally sends a dick pic to Draco.
So what does Draco do? He does the only rational thing he can think of: Give Harry lessons on how to sext.
He totally doesn't do it for his own enjoyment and Harry totally doesn't play into it for his own either... Chaos is bound in ensue.
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This fic uses workskins to simulate an iMessage conversation. This is a crack!fic.
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Where Oscar texts the wrong number and Lando creates a whole group chat about it.
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I'm here but don't count on me to stay by olivetreeyale
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Mar 2025
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After taking Makarov's bullet to the head, spending 2 months in a coma and then 'temporarily' ending up in a wheelchair, one would expect a simple get-well text. A short visit. Or a call.
But Simon Riley doesn't text. He doesn't visit. He doesn't call. And that's okay. Until it isn't.
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Simon Riley shows up in his mam's kitchen after 4 months of radio silence.
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Od devítky ke čtení. Kudos.
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EEEE, this is great, the angsty loneliness and sense of abandonment HITSSSS 😈😈 sorry soap, but ur suffering gives me life. I love my sad boys so much 😭 the crying in this feels right somehow, not overdone or out of character, like GOOD, they SHOULD be crying!! also FUCK his mom, tf?! If there’s one thing I hate it’s a bitch who stays with her abusive man 😡 But omg obsessed and devoted Simon, by beloved. I needed this jealous Simon… + going on a Makarov rampage for YOUR Johnny?!? Them being in love also hits
My one comment… why do they spell lose wrong the whole time?? They keep saying “loose”, it’s “lose”!! Google is saying it’s NOT British-English… is this a thing I don’t know about? Very curious…
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Chan gets a little toasted at the Fendi Fashion Week event. Of course, he texts his boyfriend.
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Jisung can’t stand the way Minho is talking, his tone is so conversational, like they were discussing the weather instead of the fact that Jisung had accidentally described in vivid detail about what he wanted Minho to do to him. He doesn’t know what to do with himself, he wants to run, move to a new country where he doesn’t speak the language and change his name. Peter would make a good name. He would make a good Peter. But he can’t bring himself to move. He wants to hide his face, but he forces himself to keep his gaze downcast. He wants to beg for forgiveness, but the words stick in his throat. All he can do is shift his weight from foot to foot, his fingers fidgeting with the loose thread on the hoodie sleeve.
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looking at you, liking how you watching me. by bumblebeeshive, letmeloveu
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
18 Jun 2023
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within the first month of his college career, jungwon quickly realizes how hot of a mess it'll be. it involves a lot of feelings and a lot of crying, but thankfully, it ends well.
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♥️❤️🩹😭
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no one has to know the things that make you lose your mind by Alternate_Alien
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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After a fight with her boyfriend, getting fired from her job, and realizing that she's a loser, Samantha Lane does the only thing she can to try to piece her life together. She accepts a job working for her neighbor that she barely even knows. And while she's desperate to keep her lights on and an eviction notice off her front door, it's clear that Dr. Robinavitch is desperate for something as well...
Her.
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Yuuri meets Vitya on a dog forum and hit it of. They talk for almost a year before Yuuri tells Phciht who gets increasingly worried about how much effort and love Yuuri is putting in to this online relationship. When he finds out Yuuri doesn't know anything about Vitya's identity, he decides to contact Sara and Mila, the hosts of the popular tv-shov on MTV; Catfish.
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“doesn't that mean i’ve suffered enough?” by veneusette
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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The lingering images are tactile to the point of torturous: the plush of your thigh under his hand; the short distance at which you like to hold your mouth away, bidding his to chase; warmth and weight on his shoulders, your hands slid forward so you could rest your arms. Your eyes, so close he can memorise the fracture pattern around your iris. Your beautiful face before you tucked it down and out of view. Your smile, shy against his shoulder. The contagious contentment of you, snug in Zayne’s arms.
It is tremendously difficult to wake from such a dream, alone yet whole in one’s own home, and not feel incomplete.
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zayne's POV of MC disappearing for a month and returning, based on the in-game texts he sends if you do that very thing.
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let there be love and fluff in any universe by kay_lalala
Fandom: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
12 Sep 2025
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"So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you."
-Paulo Coelho**
A series of unrelated one-shots/works. held together by fluff.Each story can be read on its own.
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Just Look At Me by Colourcubify
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Dec 2018
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Midoriya is completely happy with his life. Nope, not one single regret in his twenty-seven years. He especially doesn't regret running into his old childhood friend/bully after almost ten years, nor does he regret spilling coffee all over his very expensive looking suit. How nice it will be to die with no regrets.
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AKA the sugar daddy AU I meant to be a one shot, that turned into a full fledged story.Series
- Part 1 of Look
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TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! by theseus0004
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
08 Oct 2025
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Kaidou Shun decides to be a little more rebellious oh yeah and also him and Aren want to start a rock band
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A crackfic of what if the foxes were in the modern world and had a group chat. Yes there are hundreds of texting fics out there but chat fics are my kryptonite so here we are!
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putting the pieces together by Wanderingfair for elcieford
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.
Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.
She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.
*A Dramione Textfic*
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you’re in my veins, you’re in my dreams by youmeatsix
Fandoms: The Summer I Turned Pretty (TV 2022)
02 Jan 2025
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my girl, he texted without thinking.
you’re gorgeous
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when belly and conrad are drunk, they forget they’re not dating anymore.
now it’s new year’s eve, and they want to kiss at midnight.