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[Namjoon Hyung] 3:06AM
It's a crime
Jimin-ah it's not right
Criminal, wrong, bad
Can't believe no one's ever eaten your ass-OR-
Jimin’s friend group thinks it’s a tragedy that he’s never had his ass eaten, but no one is more upset than Namjoon. Drunk offers to “assist” turn into sober promises and even if Jimin’s had a crush on Namjoon for years at this point, he’s pretty sure this won’t be a mistake.
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Containing 'Just Look At Me', the story of forgiveness, fluff, and finding a home in each other, and the sequel, 'Fall Into My Eyes', the story of the ups and downs of happily ever after.
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De lo mejor que leí en el año, no doy más del amor que les tengo.
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CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST by b3ach_bunn7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2025
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Texts with your best friend Touya (who’s a little bit in love with you)
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Touya: Queen
Touya: Sweetheart
Touya: Angel
You: if you throw one more piece of paper at my head I’m blocking u
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Jeno couldn’t stop thinking about his boss, Mr. Na: how he commanded the room at the meeting, how good he looked after a few drinks, flushed and smiling like that after a stressful day.
So he swore to himself it was the alcohol—the only excuse for the photos, for the video, for sending it all to his boss, of all people.
But then again, maybe he’d been looking for a reason all along.
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Former Death Eaters are being targeted with a Veritaserum curse – it’s permanent, and makes victims speak aloud their every thought. Luckily, it’s easier to control when writing – and Hermione is trying to introduce Muggle technology to the wizarding world.
An advent fic featuring texting, identity struggles, and a Draco Malfoy who will literally not stop talking.
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You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness by SpurenImSand
Fandoms: Motorcycling RPF
02 Sep 2024
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Marc fiddled around with his phone, his head telling him that if he was barely able to properly use it anymore because of the alcohol levels in his blood, he probably shouldn't do it. But when did he ever do what his head told him?
He knew where to go and what to press to unblock by heart still, yet it had been so long. He didn't even know why he still did it everytime, didn't anticipate that he would do it again for the first time after three years.
But the number was unblocked and Marc started to type immediately.
I won
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five times jake drunk texts amy (and inadvertently makes her smile) and one time she does by crazykrystle
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
18 Feb 2014
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In which Jake texts Amy mostly stupid, occasionally funny, sometimes sweet, and never sober things in the middle of the night (and she always ends up smiling).
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[message deleted] by Sinister_Queer for netcrow98
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
12 Jun 2022
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Jayce, enjoying a night home alone, receives a series of salacious photos from his roommate, Viktor, who he absolutely totally does not have a crush on at all.
Viktor, out with his friends, snaps a few sexy pictures to see if he can entice his roommate into being a little bit more.
What could possibly go wrong?
(AKA: Viktor sends some dirty pics and Jayce still can't get the fucking message.)
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Isagi met an oddly annoying guy on the official server of the German professional football team, and somehow they started to get along. He never thought he could be somewhat friends with someone who was called @Nr.1NoelNoa_hater.
[The story takes place in the Blue Lock Au, but just a few weeks prior to the invitation.]
《 The story starts with a few npc's who are Isagi's online friends. The other Blue Lockers will eventually surface, so the people in chapter one are random people Isagi met through Discord.》
#IgarashiIsHim
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[For the people that read this story I just want to announce that I deleted chapter 16 because I really wasn't satisfied with it, I feel like I rushed through it and left out a lot of things that I could have delved into and I'm also probably going to add a bit more and include the U-20 because I want to go to the 2 weeks off period time I'm really excited to write that but I can't go on with this story because I just skipped too much and didn't even include Rin 😔😔 I will update it lastly 25/07 🙏🙏🙏]
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Rafael squinted at his phone and read the three messages sent to him in quick succession; all of which were from a certain Detective Carisi...
Amanndaa
Be proud of me. Am drunk textin u instead of textin Barba to tell him how much i wanna suck that dick.
Getin pizaNow, that was interesting...
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Harry é um escritor esforçado.
Ou seja, ele está lutando com: escrever seu próximo livro, lidar com sua agente, encontrar um coador de chá decente, lidar com a preocupação de seu amigo sobre o livro mencionado e descobrir a quem pertence o gato que está vagando em seu jardim.
Ele também tem um leve problema de gostar do Malfoy. Tá, ele tem um problema enorme de gostar do Malfoy.
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adult supervision by doveslayer
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Aug 2018
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Peter Parker should not keep drunk-dialing Tony Stark after midnight. But more pressingly, Tony Stark should not keep answering.
In which Tony tries to convince himself he's doing nothing wrong.
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PLEASEE UPDATE THIS IT'S SO GOOD!!!
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He recognized the buzz immediately as a text message- Will rarely got those. They were expensive, which meant he didn’t exactly send many. He flipped open his Nokia, expecting it to be his mom, or El or Max or maybe even Justin from that club last week. But it wasn’t a number he recognized. He clicked on the message to get a fuller view, and his breath caught.
hey will its mike
you know like mike from hakwins
like your best friend
The first thing he noticed was that Hawkins was spelled wrong. The second thing he noticed was the word Mike. That was Mike. His entire body had gone so cold so fast, he couldn’t think straight.
i’m getting married
i want you to come
Will almost dropped his Nokia.
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Jet Lag and Liquid Cowardice by Fitzrovia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Sep 2023
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On the last night of his and Ochako's overseas mission, Katsuki's doing a deep dive through Izuku's social media and accidentally likes a year-old post. Panicking, he texts Ochako, who barges into his hotel room with blunt advice and cheap booze.
Together, they make a pact: Katsuki will tell Izuku about his feelings if Ochako does the same with Himiko.
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“How long have I known the two of you?” Ochako asks.
“That a rhetorical question?”
She tightens her grip. “Answer. Me. Katsuki.”
He scoffs. “Seven years.”
“Good job.” She releases one of his pulsating wrists to pat him on the shoulder. “Once my blinders came off, it was nauseatingly obvious that to you guys, it was Deku and Kacchan’s world, and the rest of us were just living in it. So open your mouth and talk to him, because it’s driving me crazy.”
Katsuki yanks his other arm out of her hold, rubbing at his wrist. "Don't give advice you can't take yourself."
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Ajunice: where are you seungkwan??
Spice: I’m in the basement of the science building… at some weird meeting called exposing the cosmic connection????
Ajunice: what WHY are you there
Spice: The guy handing out flyers was really cute, okay?!? I may have glazed over the details of what he was talking about and followed him here and now theres another cute guy talking about some weird conspiracy and Ill feel bad if I leave because Im the only one here…….
Spice: I thought it would be over before Seokmins class ended, but no. Its been 3 hoursSugar: seungkwan did u join a cult
Spice: you know what that makes a lot of sense actually
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Seventeen's College group chats in which BooSeokSoon are actively trying not to get kicked out of their apartment, Jun and Vernon are looking for members to join their eccentric club, Jeonghan's trying to get laid - and Joshua just wants some closure after running into his ex.
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One night, after 3 months of unexplained radio silence from Penelope, Colin recieves a text message...
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“I guess…I know that I can be fun and witty and…interesting. But whenever I talk to men, it’s like…all my good qualities get lost between my head and my mouth and I end up saying Way. Too. Much.” Colin looked confused, so she clarified. “I babble.”
“I have never heard you babble,” Colin said with confidence, as though that meant she didn’t babble.
“Well, I don’t babble in front of you.”
“But I am a man,” Colin pointed out.
Penelope scoffed. “You don’t count. You’re Colin.”
He furrowed his brow. “What does that mean?”
“Well, I am not trying to flirt with you, mainly,” Penelope laughed. This was only partly true. It’s not that she was ‘not trying to flirt’ with Colin, but rather that she was always trying not to flirt with him.
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Emily’s back from London for a short while, she forgets to delete her dating apps. A certain someone finds her profile and keeps her secret.
(Set season11, slowburn temily)
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"love don't mean nothing unless there's something worth fighting for"
modern-day poppy war where powers still exist and the four are in college just trying to scrape by
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