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“You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”
“Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”
“Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”
“You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”
“Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”
Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”
“...You’re thinking of a landfill.”
Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering. And texting. And then things get a bit out of hand.
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- Part 1 of Hello/Goodbye, Dear/Sincerely Universe
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We care about our omegas needs in this league and want to make sure that you stay healthy and ready for the upcoming season. Therefore, since you are unmated or paired we will find you a suitable unmated alpha to help you through your cycle.
When Quinn objected, because of course he did, they simply pointed to the bottom of his contract. There was his own scrawl, a signature that had already agreed to these terms before he’d even made his NHL debut.
He had gone home from the meeting with a pit of dread in his stomach so sour that he thrown up, then called his brother and cried. He hadn’t done that since he was 12 and had been away at a tournament for the first time without one of his parents with him.
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It’s the sound of Jack Abbot tapping his wedding ring on the formica of his work station and it’s the sound that haunts Samira Mohan’s dreams.
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The Line by you_wear_fine_things_well
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 May 2026
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Zemo is granted parole on the condition he help James with his PTSD.
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try to be the chill girl by mintlove
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
03 May 2026
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It's not quite three, but still pretty late when Sophie gets the call. It interrupts her Wikipedia doomscrolling. When the name flashes on her screen, she jolts up, the bed creaking an unholy amount.
Biana Vacker.
It had to be a butt dial, an accident.
Sophie accepts the call.
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You’ll kiss me with lipstick made of blood, On my lips overflowing with my taste for you by Yurussy
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
03 May 2026
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“Wright?”
“Yeah?”
“Do you want to talk about what happened last week?”
“Last week? What happened last week?”
“You called me.”
“I did? When?”
“You were at a bar.”
“…Oh.”
Miles Edgeworth receives a call from no one other than Phoenix Wright when he is abroad. The conversation consists of Phoenix reminiscing on old memories he had buried in his intoxicated mind.
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He licked his lips and his throat bobbed. She exhaled sharply when his eyes went back to hers, his gaze heavily clouded with desire she also felt for him.
“You’re drunk, Mel.” He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. “You don’t know what you’re doing.”
She shook her head. “I didn’t drink a single drop of alcohol tonight. I know what I’m doing, Frank.”
Mel was drunk and Frank took care of her. Somewhere along the way they found it hard to ignore that they are meant to be more than friends.
Set after Trinity and Mel went to the karaoke bar.
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Somehow, grumpy, difficult Sukuna becomes friends with you— a ray of sunshine back in kindergarten. From then on, you were inseparable. It takes him until the last year of high school to realize he’s in love with you. But the world is unkind, stomping both of you until it causes the breakup. And yet, like a cruel joke, you both attended the same college. So naturally, you fall back into what you’ve always done best: being together. It’s fine. You’re friends… really! But after loving each other for so long—can you stay just that?
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(it's not) Rotten work (if it's you) by inqed, svarisazine
Fandoms: Katarsis (Band), Real Person Fiction, Music RPF
02 May 2026
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Lukas breaks up with Gruodis and is looking for a place to live. Surely cheap apartment with some music guys cannot bring you new experiences and provoke new feelings in you, can it?
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Its Own Form of Art by simplybkg
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 May 2026
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It started at drinks with his past classmates, but now Katsuki’s sober and a bit, minorly, entirely, lost.
Being with Iida was good. Fun. Exciting, new, and a thousand other adjectives he could use to describe their one night of passion. Because that’s all it was: one night.
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Part 2 of the series! This is a continuation of my oneshot Bathing In The Purple Rain. Please read that first to understand where this one begins!
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- Part 2 of Making Love Out of Nothing at All
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I’m Just Drinking to Call Someone by mysweetgeo
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 May 2026
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Shane hadn’t heard from him in days, weeks, months? He couldn’t quite pin down their last conversation, or their last time seeing one another off the ice.
Ilya couldn’t get him out of his mind. After a rough at home loss to Montreal, Ilya decides to drink something about it.
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One Shot - Wrong Call by its_downey20
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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Shane makes a call he doesn’t remember.
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Nice comes home after a stressful day. His boyfriend makes sure to get him to relax.
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Waking up in bed from a one night stand with no other than Holland March in which you don't know at the time, you quickly leave without a single word to him; a few weeks pass and you get caught up in a dangerous scandal to hunt down Holland March to be paid a good amount for college and possibly escape an abusive relationship with the man who wanted March dead.
Will it work out or will there be harder and more challenging obstacles along the way?
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you searched through his cupboard and took one of his normal boxers that weren't decorated with Sesame street or Ghost busters on them, you also grabbed his leather jacket since it was still cold out. Obviously you weren't going to return these, in fact you wished you'd never see him again, heck, maybe he won't even remember you! -
Call the number (stay until tomorrow?) by Byleraddict09
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
28 Apr 2026
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College was supposed to be a fresh start for Mike Wheeler.
Instead, he’s stuck in his dorm, spiraling, while Will Byers is somewhere in the same city—and completely out of reach.They haven’t talked in months.
But one late night, a few beers and too many thoughts lead Mike to make a call he can’t take back.
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Strawberry Frosting Heart by ValentineHeart14
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Apr 2026
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Katsuki is heading into his second year of university with zero expectations until he lays eyes on a girl with obnoxiously pink hair and irresistible strawberry scented lip gloss.
She’s all sweetness and sunshine, pink gloss, giggles, and heart shaped doodles. He’s explosions and glares, grumbles, sneers and black coffee. However, Katsuki is unable to stay away from her as their lives collide and he finds that love tastes a lot like sugar and a little like coffee.
Except, there is only one small tiny issue...
She’s Aizawa's daughter.
The catch? If her dad finds out they're dating, Katsuki is toast.
However, that isn't the only thing problem he faces.
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- Part 5 of In every lifetime, I will find you
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Client Zero by zambarau
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Apr 2026
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Nothing seemed to be going right for either of them. Fate would have the Hockey player and the Attorney meet, not knowing they were exactly what they both needed.
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Ever thought of calling when you've had a few? by Sohovie_08
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Apr 2026
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Mike drunk dials Will one night, and Will answers. It takes awhile before either of them know what to make of it.
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why’d you only call me when you’re high? by 3ngr1s (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
26 Apr 2026
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“Gris!” Enjin beams, truly pleasantly surprised that he’d actually picked up. He mentally tones it down.
The sound of shuffling, a cheering crowd muffled behind a closing door. “Are you drunk?”
Enjin frowns. “Hello to you, too.”
“Hi. Are you drunk?”
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Will you come to my bayou this weekend? by Petunia Honey (Celeste_Raccoon)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Apr 2026
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Alastor has a shit day at work, which calls for a night of recovery in his secret shack in his bayou. He's known since he was alive that partnered sex is a huge waste of time. Despite his libido, he rarely experiences sexual attraction, and is content with taking care of himself. He recently starts questioning his attraction to an old pal, and impulsively calls him to see if it's worth acting on it.
Vox has cabin fever after being cooped up in the V tower for 3 months. When Alastor calls him to hang out, he's pissed but so starved of social interaction that he doesn't decline. Murder, smut, and relationship anarchy ensue.