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    A 5,000-year-old Haemonculus of the Drukhari (Warhammer 40K) — so he carries millennia of accumulated knowledge, patience, manipulation instincts, comfort with cruelty, and the long-game cognition of a being who treats decades as afternoons.
    Current life: Reincarnated as the twin brother of Jon Snow — bastard of Winterfell (officially), same true parentage (Rhaegar + Lyanna), raised by Ned Stark.

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    A devil decided to have a “fun night” on Earth, and Harry “Potter” never got his Hogwarts letter. That didn’t mean he wasn’t magical though…

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    An Art History student finds herself born as the daughter of Daemon Targaryen and Rhea Royce in that one world she remembers watching the show of and skimming some wiki articles when she should have been studying. Terrified of heights and not wanting to find herself in the middle of a war she decides the best way to stay alive, in a comfortable position and in power of her own destiny is to play the game of politics; all so she can stay home in Runestone and dream up a Flemish Renaissance for Gulltown.

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    Rose was supposed to go to work.
    Instead, she died and woke up in the world of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

    Armed with modern sarcasm, zero survival skills and far too much knowledge about what’s about to happen at Ashford, her only goal is simple:
    -Stay out of it.
    -Do not interfere.
    -Absolutely do not get involved with princes.

    Which would be easier if Baelor Targaryen would stop looking at her like she’s something worth knowing.

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    Before, Yotsuba Iguro lived ignorantly, cruising through life due to bloodstained riches and dishonest people. When those were taken away from her due to her own clan’s actions, she lashed out at an innocent boy for simply escaping out of a crumbling, rotten cage that is her home.

    Now? "Yotsuba Iguro" stood before the child's cage, feeling not pity, but fury at the squandered potential of a child destined for greatness, cursing her clan's practices and short-sightedness.

    There's a saying "Radical problems require radical solutions." by a novelist she remembered Before.

    As she looked at the torch on her hands and on the oil-soaked walls and floors, she muses that she might as well put that into practice.

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    Viltrum Culture has no such thing as rape or non-con sex being acknowledged by the Viltrumites. If someone wants to fuck you, you better be stronger than them to fight them off.

    If not, then you will learn to bite the pillow.

    However, on very rare occasions, sometimes feelings or respect can blossom...

    Such as the case for Anissa.

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    Entering the body of Shirou Emiya, and the world of DxD should be simple. It'd be a lot simpler if not for the Chaos Gacha laughing at him.
    ...
    Why does Issei have tits?

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    Welcome back to what I like to call chaotic shenanigans with the 141! Everything is either going great or someone is about to die. We love it here. Totally. This includes my self-insert OC, so as usual, if this ain't your cup of tea, scroll away!

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  9. 39

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    "It's tragic!" you snap, throwing a plushie at her. "I'm in love with him, Mina! And he's downstairs getting railed against a spin cycle while I'm up here drinking lukewarm tap water!"

    You are fully convinced that the Heights Alliance dorms are the setting for a high-stakes BL manga starring Izuku and Katsuki, and you have accepted your role as the supportive extra witnessing their "laundry room passion" from the sidelines. Izuku, however, is living a very different tragedy. He is desperately trying to woo you, but his every attempt at romance—from baking heart-shaped cookies to donning a leather jacket—is misinterpreted by your conspiratorial brain as a cry for help regarding his volatile boyfriend.

    Or: The fic where you are the captain of a ship that doesn't exist, and Izuku is the man drowning in the ocean of your aggressive allyship.

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    “Hey sensei,”

    The voice is distant, small. Familiar?

    “I hope resting really is what you need. I don’t know what to do now. The others want to stay, but I’m…”

    His eyes crack open to a blurry mess of a world. Everything swims, and the pain in his head seems to have narrowed, shooting through his eye but deep and back and fuck it hurts to think. Overwhelming nausea follows.

    That small voice dissolves into the quiet, choking hiccups of someone trying to hide their tears.

    Her hair is bright, bubble gum pink. It hurts to look at. She looks real.

    -

    His name is Hatake Kakashi. He is a jounin of Konahagakure no Sato. He doesn’t feel like that’s true. Something is very wrong with him.

     

    He is thirty-five years old, a university student for the second time, hardly attached to his country, let alone his town, and he was a teenager when he last properly watched Naruto. Waking up as the traumatised goofy teacher guy must be some kind of joke.

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    Everyone knew Kat with her stories, songs, and head in the clouds. Everyone also knew that Kat, with her stories, songs, and refusal to put her feet down on solid ground, would get her into trouble one day.

    Even Kat.

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    Kat wakes up as Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire, and promptly mentally checked tf out. Everyone around her is immediately concerned and creeped out by the singing girl with a bow and a habit of Just Saying Things That The Capitol Won't Like.

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    Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary.

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    Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.

    Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.

    Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.

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    A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War

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    Ever had a bad day?
    How about a bad week?
    Nash is going on a bad half-year.

    Dropped into the Unova region in the middle of a financial crisis, forced to survive on welfare, odd jobs, and a truly staggering amount of spite.

    No Team.
    No Dream.
    No Destiny.

    Just a powerful need to eat this week, and half a plan held together by hotdog wrappers and stolen AAA batteries.

    A grounded Pokémon story about survival, debt, and not knowing when to quit.

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    Mika runs a hand through her hair, short spiky hair greets her fingers, and all thoughts of sleep vanish swiftly. But before she can yell out for her brother, she realizes she's not in her house. Better than that, she's not even in her body.
    A sigh of relief, "oh thank God it's just a dream..."
    And then she proceeds to find all the eye candy she can, knowing her subconscious won't disappoint.
    Unfortunately, reality needs to hit sooner or later

    Or

    SI finds herself in the body of Sasuke Uchiha, doesn't panic because she thinks it's just a lucid dream, panics when she realizes it's not, and decides that if worst comes to worst, she'll just kill herself. But till then, she'll enjoy the scenery.
    And by scenery, I mean the pretty men and women of Naruto.
    Also, she'll make it into a problem. for everyone. 

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    Haruno Sakura. Her. A paranoid, pessimistic, 'I don't wanna die' oriented young woman that knows exactly where she stands in a world where Naruto and Sasuke exist. Not at the top.

    This is our hero, people. She's the token teammate. And, you know what? That's fine. They don't get put into the bingo books. They get to go home to their families at the end of the day. This is fine.

    No matter how hard her hot, blonde friend tries to convince her otherwise.

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    Your very first clear memory was not of the Ground , but your own death. You remember the pain . the sounds of sirens and screaming. A piece of metal was sticking out of your stomach. Your skin coated in a deep red while paramedics run about to save other survivors. Not you of course, you could tell it was over for you. Left ear torn off , blinded in your right eye , and blood spilling from your mouth. The scent of smoke was all you could smell before you closed your eyes forever.

    Reincarnation ? you never believed in it. Neither did you believe much in other religions. You’d stayed playing it safe as an agonist but questioning the purpose of life and death only made your head hurt and heart race. Looking in the mirror with a new face you kinda had too.

    (Reader is reincarnated and wakes up as Hyo but doesn't realize it until a concerning amount of time has passed.)

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    In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.

    Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.

     

    AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.

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    A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.

    Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?

    In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.

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    A modern man finds himself in Westeros after his untimely death. More specifically, in the body of no one other than King Viserys I Targaryen, the man who set the path to one of the bloodiest conflicts in the Seven Kingdoms' history. Armed with knowledge of what is to come and with a strong will to not let it happen, he is going to stop at nothing to change the destiny of his new family and save the House of the Dragon, and the whole of Westeros, from destruction.

    (I am also posting it on Wattpad, the same title and my username there is LazyProcrastinator99)

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    Or canon!Viserys gets replaced by someone with an actual spine and that puts his family first. This is a feel good story for everyone that felt personally victimized by how fucking tragic canon is. A lot of fluff and wholesomeness and little to no drama/angst because George already gave us enough of it to last for a lifetime.
    If you want to see the Targs being happy and cute, this is for you.

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