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    When Regina George attends a New Year's Eve party, she hopes a little steamy game will give her the opportunity to steal her ex-boyfriend, Aaron Samuels, back. However, when she gets paired with the new kid, Rodrick Heffley, instead, the night takes a turn. Whether for the better or the worse? Neither of them is quite sure.

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    While Regina George is falling in love, Rodrick Heffley is quietly falling apart.

    "Falling Apart" tells the same story as "Falling Project" — just from the other side. His side. From the moments between rehearsals and late-night drives. From the things Rodrick never says out loud. From the doubts, the waiting, the guilt he carries while pretending everything is fine.

    As a college freshman and drummer of a struggling band, Rodrick tries to hold things together: the music, the Band, and the girl who slowly becomes more important than he ever planned for. But loving someone while not knowing the whole truth leaves cracks. And cracks spread.

    Because while some people fall in love,
    others are already breaking — and don’t even know it yet.

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    In the flipped world of senior year at North Shore High, where the lions and the lambs all coexist in a dull fever dream, Regina George is a queen without a throne. She’s bored out of her mind, basically irrelevant, and so over the nice girl routine it feels like death by a thousand polite smiles.

    Transferred from Crossland High, enters Rodrick Heffley: a drummer without a band, with no fucks to give and a total lack of self-preservation.

    He’s instantly obsessed with her mean streak; his blind devotion becomes her own addiction.

    A quick fix was never going to be enough.

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    Regina wanted to say she didn’t know how she got here.

    ‘Here’ was Rodrick Heffley’s bedroom with her legs spread open and caged between his on his frumpy queen-sized mattress. His breath shuddered over her flushed cheek, down her pale neck, and stirred the loose blonde strands hugging the curve of her ear.

    There was probably a rule against sleeping with your housemate (again), maybe even an addendum on their lease, but Regina didn’t read it and therefore it couldn’t be held against her.

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    *UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 7* Rodrick's Invitation/Regina asks a favor...

    “Look, all I’m saying is if we’re really gonna do this it might… take a while—” He rephrases carefully.

    Regina still scoffs like that's the dumbest thing she's heard all night.

    Who the hell does Rodrick think he is?

    Hugh Heffner?

    AKA Rodrick is a gooner and Regina has no idea what she’s in for

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    Everything starts after Axl having “a moment” with the drummer from a party one nigth…

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    !!!This is a comic!!! But lmk if I should do a book version as well !!

    Regina loves control and Rodrick seeks chaos.

    Regina thinks Rodrick is a retard, also a loud wannabe rockstar crackhead.
    Rodrick thinks Regina is a prissy rich girl with a bitchy attitude and that she seriously need to come down from her pedestal, because she's not all that. She's kinda hot though.

    It's safe to say they dont like eachother. They dont even seem to tolerate eachother.

    Unfortunately for Regina, they keep running into each other and Rodrick loves to annoy the shit out of her. No one's intouchable after all and he couldnt care less about hierarchy.

    Between insults, bad decisions, questionable flirting, and a growing tension neither of them will admit exists, their mutual hatred is starting to look suspiciously like something else.

    They still hate each other, obviously.

    Probably.

    Comic i'm doing for fun (and to force me to do background), I love this ship and I feel like it's dying :(.

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    Never in his wildest dreams would Rodrick have imagined that the Regina George would be applying makeup on him in his parents' basement.

    One thing led to another, and here they were, with her hovering over his face with her makeup brushes.

    "Stop staring at me like a freak and close your fucking eyes so I can apply your eyeshadow correctly." A striking set of brown eyes fell on him with a condescending look.

    Damn, if only her words were as pretty as her.

    OR

    Regina applying makeup on Rodrick. That's it, that's the fic.

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    These are the moments that didn’t make it into the main story. A collection of missing scenes from Objects in the mirror seem closer than they appear, focused on Regina, Rodrick, and everything they pretend isn’t happening.

    Read the main work for full context.

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    You turned the corner to see two barely-teens standing next to one of those old-school kidnapper vans. You didn’t think that kind of thing actually happened, and in broad daylight?!

    Well no, an old school abduction was not actually happening right in front of your eyes, since the driver was currently leaning out the front seat window and bickering with the kids. Very counterproductive to getting them into the vehicle with you, one would think. One of the kids was yelling back. “Leave us alone, Rodrick!”


    “My mom still thinks I’m twelve.”

    “Mom! Greg said a bad word!”

    “Your life is actually insane. You should write a book.”

    “You are in SO MUCH TROUBLE, young man!”

    Wouldn’t be the first time I redacted certain events.

    “So there’s this really old movie that came out in 1944…”

    “So, this is who you’ve been hiding from us…”

    “My stupid brother, Rodrick…”

    “Watch yourself, Greggy…”

    “Char, honey? It’s Susan…”

    Diary

    of a

    Wimpy Kid:

    Birth of a Charlatan

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

    Updates on Wednesdays

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    so like rodrick and drew like each other

     

    but Rodrick has kinda an internalized homophobia situation from his dad always telling him it was wrong

     

    but he does like Drew but it’s just kinda…complicated.

     

    But basically they go to prom and yeah it’s of Rodrick navigating his feelings for Drew and dealing with hypersexuality…

     

    ….lil head cannon I have

     

    😼😼😼😼😼😼🫃🫃🦈

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    After an unpredictable incident burns the school grounds of Crossland High, students are forced to transfer to other schools. Regina George, the queen bee of North Shore, is reunited with her lifelong nemesis, Heather Hills.

    With her ex boyfriend Aaron Samuels being stolen away by her evil rival, she creates evil schemes including Heather Hills’ ex boyfriend. Which also turns out to be the boy wearing eyeliner in a band called Löded Diper and the boy who gave her his number to call on the first day of meeting.

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    When their parents leave for the night, Rodrick's only thought is of inviting over Bill for a leisurely fuck in a real bed. Everything goes to shit when Greg interrupts, his wrist bleeding profusely and dodging the source of the injury. Later, it occurs to Rodrick that Greg did it to himself, on purpose, and maybe had dark plans of his own the night their parents were out. Rodrick realizes he doesn't like the idea of life without Greg and they find out exactly how far Rodrick is willing to go to keep Greg around.

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    When Regina indirectly says I love you, Rodrick is too tongue-tied to say it back. He makes it up to her later that night in the most public way possible with the help of his band.

    Or, A simple conversation about eyeliner leads to a love confession, that leads to delayed love confession, that leads right back to eyeliner lol

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    “You’re not the center of the universe, princess! You’re probably just some spoiled rich brat whose parents gave her too much money and not enough attention, and now your mirror-glitch-dimension is somehow my fault?!”
    “EXCUSE. ME!?”
    “Oh, here we go,” Rodrick muttered.
    “You!” Regina pointed violently through the glass, shaking with offense, “homeless skunk! I’m not listening a thing from someone who lives in the garbage sorting senter.”
    “Shut the fuck up!”
    “You are more pathetic than you pretend to be!”
    “I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU AND YOU’RE BEING CRAZY AND MEAN!”
    “I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR HELP!”
    “YOU KNOW WHAT?!”
    “WHAT?!”
    The air rattled with tension. Then, the soft little squeak of Rodrick’s bedroom door.
    Both froze.
    Greg stood there in his pajamas, wide-eyed, holding a cup of chocolate milk.
    “…Did you just call yourself princess?” he asked.

     

    ship so good they're not even in the same universe

    Yes. Everybody moved on, but I'm still there

    This is going to be a VERY SLOW BURN, maybe a bit of angst and a lot of drama

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    Weekend… anyone else would be excited. Being home all day around loved ones without a care in the world. I honestly prayed sometimes that my family was like that. Between mom doing everything in her power to ignore all the bad things that are happening and putting all her time into Manny, or dad and Rodrick screaming at each other at the top of their lungs, I don’t know what drives me crazier. Ever since their “fight” where dad just “happened” to bash a glass bottle against Rodrick’s head, the air became kind of awkward. Nobody wants to say the wrong thing. All of this just makes me wonder…Were they always like this? Was there a time that they both got along?

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    Rodrick and Greg make plan to get away from there abusive parents

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    Characters die in uncanny ways then get transported to Poppy Playtime Universe perhaps by fate…? Vox who died in the episode curtain call (alternate universe) finds himself reminiscing his past lover Valentino until he meets Pororo the Penguin (Crackhead…?), Gojo, Jax (abstracted by Cain), Rodrick Heffley and one more mystery character team up while navigating the aftermath of the hour of joy

    (Keep in mind Wqqxl is the editor and Cardboarghost is the writer)

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    Being forced into community service? Sucks.

    Being forced to do community service with your greatest enemy? Torture.

    Regina George and Rodrick Heffley have been at each others throats since they were first assigned partners for a semester-long project intended to remove the truancy marks threatening both their Spring Fling and graduation. But if they want any shot at making it through this, they'll have to figure out how to work together. Oh, and fulfill their "obligation to the community".

    Or they need to at least figure out how to avoid killing each other.

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    Cornered, out of luck, the famous tennis player Regina George finds herself swarmed by reporters while trying to catch a private moment in a bar, insisting about her love life. Through some cruel twist of fate just then, Rodrick Heffley walks through the door, and out of desperation to avoid embarrassment, they hatch a foolish plan, pretending to be a couple, as she asks him to kiss her. The problem with this? Rodrick is a famous rockstar, and not just that, but also her ex..
    Their plan included rules and a break-up date, but didn't account for the unresolved feelings from seven years ago, in the last year of highschool.

    Alternating between the events of 2005 and 2012, this story gradually shows both: How they met in high school and how they formed a friendship which eventually turned into love, and how they have to keep up an appearence and navigate their own twisted emotions towards each other, seven years after they lost the undeniable bond they once shared. But is a connection like that ever truly lost? What if they both underestimated the power of their shared memories?

    Updates every Monday :)

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