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    !!!This is a comic!!! But lmk if I should do a book version as well !!

    Regina loves control and Rodrick seeks chaos.

    Regina thinks Rodrick is a retard, also a loud wannabe rockstar crackhead.
    Rodrick thinks Regina is a prissy rich girl with a bitchy attitude and that she seriously need to come down from her pedestal, because she's not all that. She's kinda hot though.

    It's safe to say they dont like eachother. They dont even seem to tolerate eachother.

    Unfortunately for Regina, they keep running into each other and Rodrick loves to annoy the shit out of her. No one's intouchable after all and he couldnt care less about hierarchy.

    Between insults, bad decisions, questionable flirting, and a growing tension neither of them will admit exists, their mutual hatred is starting to look suspiciously like something else.

    They still hate each other, obviously.

    Probably.

    Comic i'm doing for fun (and to force me to do background), I love this ship and I feel like it's dying :(.

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    Never in his wildest dreams would Rodrick have imagined that the Regina George would be applying makeup on him in his parents' basement.

    One thing led to another, and here they were, with her hovering over his face with her makeup brushes.

    "Stop staring at me like a freak and close your fucking eyes so I can apply your eyeshadow correctly." A striking set of brown eyes fell on him with a condescending look.

    Damn, if only her words were as pretty as her.

    OR

    Regina applying makeup on Rodrick. That's it, that's the fic.

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    These are the moments that didn’t make it into the main story. A collection of missing scenes from Objects in the mirror seem closer than they appear, focused on Regina, Rodrick, and everything they pretend isn’t happening.

    Read the main work for full context.

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    You turned the corner to see two barely-teens standing next to one of those old-school kidnapper vans. You didn’t think that kind of thing actually happened, and in broad daylight?!

    Well no, an old school abduction was not actually happening right in front of your eyes, since the driver was currently leaning out the front seat window and bickering with the kids. Very counterproductive to getting them into the vehicle with you, one would think. One of the kids was yelling back. “Leave us alone, Rodrick!”


    “My mom still thinks I’m twelve.”

    “Mom! Greg said a bad word!”

    “Your life is actually insane. You should write a book.”

    “You are in SO MUCH TROUBLE, young man!”

    Wouldn’t be the first time I redacted certain events.

    “So there’s this really old movie that came out in 1944…”

    “So, this is who you’ve been hiding from us…”

    “My stupid brother, Rodrick…”

    “Watch yourself, Greggy…”

    “Char, honey? It’s Susan…”

    Diary

    of a

    Wimpy Kid:

    Birth of a Charlatan

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.”

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

    OR

    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

    Updates on Wednesdays

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    Okay so rodrick and drew like each other but Rodrick has kinda an internalized homophobia situation from his dad always telling him it was wrong but he does like Drew but it’s just kinda…complicated. But basically they go to prom and yeah it’s of Rodrick navigating his feelings for Drew and dealing with hypersexuality….lil head cannon I have

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    After an unpredictable incident burns the school grounds of Crossland High, students are forced to transfer to other schools. Regina George, the queen bee of North Shore, is reunited with her lifelong nemesis, Heather Hills.

    With her ex boyfriend Aaron Samuels being stolen away by her evil rival, she creates evil schemes including Heather Hills’ ex boyfriend. Which also turns out to be the boy wearing eyeliner in a band called Löded Diper and the boy who gave her his number to call on the first day of meeting.

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    When their parents leave for the night, Rodrick's only thought is of inviting over Bill for a leisurely fuck in a real bed. Everything goes to shit when Greg interrupts, his wrist bleeding profusely and dodging the source of the injury. Later, it occurs to Rodrick that Greg did it to himself, on purpose, and maybe had dark plans of his own the night their parents were out. Rodrick realizes he doesn't like the idea of life without Greg and they find out exactly how far Rodrick is willing to go to keep Greg around.

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    When Regina indirectly says I love you, Rodrick is too tongue-tied to say it back. He makes it up to her later that night in the most public way possible with the help of his band.

    Or, A simple conversation about eyeliner leads to a love confession, that leads to delayed love confession, that leads right back to eyeliner lol

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    “You’re not the center of the universe, princess! You’re probably just some spoiled rich brat whose parents gave her too much money and not enough attention, and now your mirror-glitch-dimension is somehow my fault?!”
    “EXCUSE. ME!?”
    “Oh, here we go,” Rodrick muttered.
    “You!” Regina pointed violently through the glass, shaking with offense, “homeless skunk! I’m not listening a thing from someone who lives in the garbage sorting senter.”
    “Shut the fuck up!”
    “You are more pathetic than you pretend to be!”
    “I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU AND YOU’RE BEING CRAZY AND MEAN!”
    “I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR HELP!”
    “YOU KNOW WHAT?!”
    “WHAT?!”
    The air rattled with tension. Then, the soft little squeak of Rodrick’s bedroom door.
    Both froze.
    Greg stood there in his pajamas, wide-eyed, holding a cup of chocolate milk.
    “…Did you just call yourself princess?” he asked.

     

    ship so good they're not even in the same universe

    Yes. Everybody moved on, but I'm still there

    This is going to be a VERY SLOW BURN, maybe a bit of angst and a lot of drama

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    Weekend… anyone else would be excited. Being home all day around loved ones without a care in the world. I honestly prayed sometimes that my family was like that. Between mom doing everything in her power to ignore all the bad things that are happening and putting all her time into Manny, or dad and Rodrick screaming at each other at the top of their lungs, I don’t know what drives me crazier. Ever since their “fight” where dad just “happened” to bash a glass bottle against Rodrick’s head, the air became kind of awkward. Nobody wants to say the wrong thing. All of this just makes me wonder…Were they always like this? Was there a time that they both got along?

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    Rodrick and Greg make plan to get away from there abusive parents

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    Characters die in uncanny ways then get transported to Poppy Playtime Universe perhaps by fate…? Vox who died in the episode curtain call (alternate universe) finds himself reminiscing his past lover Valentino until he meets Pororo the Penguin (Crackhead…?), Gojo, Jax (abstracted by Cain), Rodrick Heffley and one more mystery character team up while navigating the aftermath of the hour of joy

    (Keep in mind Wqqxl is the editor and Cardboarghost is the writer)

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    Being forced into community service? Sucks.

    Being forced to do community service with your greatest enemy? Torture.

    Regina George and Rodrick Heffley have been at each others throats since they were first assigned partners for a semester-long project intended to remove the truancy marks threatening both their Spring Fling and graduation. But if they want any shot at making it through this, they'll have to figure out how to work together. Oh, and fulfill their "obligation to the community".

    Or they need to at least figure out how to avoid killing each other.

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    Cornered, out of luck, the famous tennis player Regina George finds herself swarmed by reporters while trying to catch a private moment in a bar, insisting about her love life. Through some cruel twist of fate just then, Rodrick Heffley walks through the door, and out of desperation to avoid embarrassment, they hatch a foolish plan, pretending to be a couple, as she asks him to kiss her. The problem with this? Rodrick is a famous rockstar, and not just that, but also her ex..
    Their plan included rules and a break-up date, but didn't account for the unresolved feelings from seven years ago, in the last year of highschool.

    Alternating between the events of 2005 and 2012, this story gradually shows both: How they met in high school and how they formed a friendship which eventually turned into love, and how they have to keep up an appearence and navigate their own twisted emotions towards each other, seven years after they lost the undeniable bond they once shared. But is a connection like that ever truly lost? What if they both underestimated the power of their shared memories?

    Updates every Monday :)

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    Regina George dating the weird new kid? Absolutely, no way in shit, ever happening.

    Which is why it has to stay a secret.

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    2005-2006. In her second year of college, Regina George never expects her path to intertwine with someone from her high school days: Rodrick Heffley. She definitely doesn't expect him to be a good screw underneath all the eyeliner.

    OR:

    How Rodrick and Regina fall in love, one month at a time.

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    “Regina, wait...”

    “No!” she yelled, spinning around to face him. “Do you know what everyone says about you?”

    Something had shifted — a wildness creeping in. One of her expensive high heels had just snapped under the force of her steps. Her shiny blonde hair, usually perfectly straightened, was now frizzed up with such a static charge that looked strong enough to attract lightning. To complete the picture, her pale, furious face framed two green eyes glowing as if lit by hellfire.

    Anyone passing by would’ve sworn Regina George had finally become the devil herself.

    To Rodrick Heffley, however, nothing had ever looked more like an angel.

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    When Sam moves to a new town after his father’s death, he plans to keep to himself—music low, walls high. But Rodrick Heffley, all noise and persistence, is convinced Sam’s guitar could be the key to making their band something real… and maybe finally impressing Regina George, the girl Rodrick’s been pining after for years.

    Sam thinks the whole plan is stupid. He joins anyway.

    What follows is a story about basement rehearsals and late-night convenience store runs, heartbreaks that don’t break quite the way you expect, and the kind of closeness that sneaks up on you like a song you didn’t realize you already knew by heart. As the party approaches, the question isn’t whether the band will play—but whether the boys will finally hear what’s been building between them all along.

    OR:

    I saw a tiktok edit...

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    Regina George is determined on making the two of her ex-friends pay for taking away her throne as North Shore’s queen bee. So, when she gets the 411 that Janis Ian has a new crush, well, what better revenge is there, than to take him?

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    After Regina George is bamboozled by Cady Heron under the direction of Janis Ian, who then publicly humiliates her in the school’s gymnasium, she decides to go confront her at the Ian’s residence. However, it’s not Janis that answers the door, but her cousin Rodrick Heffley. Who offers her a different way to let off steam.

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