13 Works in Protective Rodrick Heffley

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    “If you walk away now, it’ll be the smartest thing you ever do. But God, I hope you don’t.”

    Regina George isn’t the girl she used to be.
    Chicago University is her escape — chemistry and literature classes she hides from her parents, volunteer shifts no one knows about, and a new life built on guilt. No more Queen Bee. No more hurting people. Just… trying. And a notebook full of words she'll never say.
    Rodrick Heffley just needs one thing: inspiration. His band’s first record deal depends on songs he can’t write anymore. And he just has until Halloween to solve this problem.
    And then, one night, he finds inspiration in Regina — or, more accurately, in the secret notebook full of poems she never intended anyone to read.
    But what begins as late-night writing sessions becomes something else: stolen glances, long conversations, feelings neither of them expected.
    There’s just one problem: Rodrick doesn’t know who she used to be. And Regina doesn’t know if she’s brave enough to tell him.
    A story about second chances, healing, messy boys with drums, girls with haunted pasts, found family, redemption, and love written in the margins of a notebook.

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    Status: Story is still being updated!

    Rodrick and Regina George have been inseparable since childhood — part-time next-door neighbors bound by a simple rule: if you ever need me, come to my window. As kids, they shared secrets, laughter, and even a playground “wedding.” But growing up changed everything. Distance and High school pushed them apart — she became the golden girl, he the rebellious drummer, but then the unexpected happened!

    What Regina wasn't accounting for was Plainsview's only high school burning down, causing a sudden transfer of students to North Shore High. Everyone, including Gretchen, has been whispering about a new boy rocking so much eyeliner, he might as well be one of the Plastics!

    Old feelings begin to resurface, but pride and fear keep them apart. In the end, their childhood rule still stands — not because they need it, but because it's the only way they know how to get back together!

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    Rodrick Heffley wanted peace, privacy, and maybe some half-decent acoustics for his drums.
    He got haunted instead.

    Regina George — deceased, dramatic, and still absolutely full of herself — isn’t about to let a broke musician trash her mansion.

    Unfortunately for both of them, he’s the only one who can see her.

    Or: Regina hasn’t just spent two decades haunting her mansion — she’s also stuck with a curse that’s impossible to break.
    Unfortunately, the worst possible candidate seems to be the one chosen to help her finally cross over. Welcome to the most inconvenient haunting in history.

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    Regina George has been in an on-and-off relationship with Aaron Samuels for the past two years. The day she meets Rodrick Heffley in the rain just so happens to be one of their off streaks.

    Rodrick Heffley has been in an on-and-off relationship with Heather Hills for the past year and a half. When he meets Regina George in the rain, it just so happens to be after another one of their “cool off” periods.

    Enter one encounter, and suddenly exes, relationships, and hierarchies have just become a lot more complicated.

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    (Note: sorry if I mess up anything, English isn't my first language but I made sure to go through the text multiple times before posting)

    Rodrick saw her for the first time. Regina George. A goddess who walked the earth in high heels and sharp glares. She was perfect and she knew it. He needed to talk to her but each time he tried she'd just give him this look like he was some bodies chewed up gum and walk away. Now his main goal in life was to swwop Regina of her feet.

    That was untill the talent show was announced. Christmas talent show. The best act got to win a thousand pounds. A thousand pounds him and his band needed. Now he had two goals in life:
    -Sweep Regina George of her feet
    -Win the Christmas talent show.

    Though it might not be as easy as he thought it would be with Aaron samuels perfect cheekbones hogging Regina's eyeline.

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    Regina smirked, “Look at you” She whispered, trailing her hand accross his chest, his strong shoulders, over his jaw, making him shudder. He kissed her palm reverently and kissing down her neck, leaving no area untouched, as if he couldn’t bare a moment without his lips on her. “You’re completely falling apart for me.”

    Rodrick looked up, his eyes glazed and so in devotion of her. And then his face split into the cockiest, most dangerous smirk she’d ever seen on him.

    He tilted her chin up with two fingers, smirk razor sharp. He leaned in, nose brushing hers, voice rough at the edges. “Oh yeah?" His hand tightened on her waist, dragging her closer. His voice dropped to a whisper, hot against her mouth, “Princess, you kissed me like that because you’ve been aching for it. For weeks." He brushed his lips over hers, not kissing. Taunting. "Kinda cute how one set was all it took to get you climbing me.”

     

    or No one told Rodrick Heffley how hard it would be to stop looking at Regina as if she hung the stars

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    in a room full of people i look for you

    - ~ -

    in which regina can’t help but look for him.
    - timeskip abundant and unapologetically so.

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    When North Shore High’s queen bee, Regina George, meets Löded Diper’s chaotic drummer, Roderick Heffley, it’s the ultimate clash of pink perfection and pop-punk disaster.

    He crashes into her school — literally — in a van held together by duct tape and bad life choices. She rules her world with lip gloss, manipulation, and a convertible that costs more than his entire band setup.

    Pink meets punk. Lip gloss meets loud music. Chaos meets chemistry.
    Welcome to the most fetch crossover the 2000s never gave us.

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    Regina George hates Rodrick Heffley with the same intensity she loves being Regina George. But a party gone wrong and too much vodka lead to a messy confession in his arms. Between rain, regret, and an old basement couch, they both learn that sometimes the shiniest crowns hide the most confused hearts.

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    Greg wanted a perfect night at the movies. What he got was a lesson in humiliation. But hey, having a brother that doesn't give a shit helps.

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    Freshman year sucks for Greg and things are only getting worse (but also maybe better)

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    Frank beats the shit out of Greg while Rodrick is with his band

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    Rodrick's more than aware of the fact that he isn't the greatest brother. At least not when it comes to Greg.

    In fact, dare he even say that one of his favorite past-times is to antagonize the little twerp.

    He'd just never expected to have such a problem with anyone else giving his younger brother problems.

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    After Greg presents as an omega he tries to get his brother to make a move. Including flirting with his brother's hated Alpha bandmate Bill.

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