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    Harry Potter is used to strange things happening to him but this one certainly takes the cake.
    But the 1930s Aren’t so bad if you’ve got the biggest wizarding threats in Europe wrapped around your little finger.

     

    Alternatively: Harry accidentally fell almost 70 years in the past and decides to just vibe with it. Oh he also accidentally seduced a Dark lord, adopted another, admittedly adorable Future one and decided to be a trophy husband. Well, Happily ever afters, do come in all shapes and sizes.

     

    This was a one shot. It got out of hand, so now I’m writing a complete fic
    The oneshot detailing an overall plot
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/46515703

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    Dabi didn’t ask to be thrown into the past. Nor did he ask for a wife and son. Sometimes, however, fate isn’t something you can control. Unfortunately for fate, Dabi doesn’t give two shits about changing things for the better. No, Dabi only has one thing on his mind: physically and fiscally destroying Endeavor.

    Or, the Dabi is Hisashi Midoriya AU nobody wanted, but everyone deserved.

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    things happen in Gotham. A lot MORE things happen in Gotham with a ghost kid and birds and bats

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    On his day off from his new teaching duties in the Lan Sect, Wei Wuxian decides it’s a good idea to dress up as the Yiling Patriarch to spice up his love life. Set roughly one year post-canon.

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    Jungwon and Ni-ki join the best frat in town the fart engen frat with their femboy bestfriend Kim Sunoo.

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    baiscally Enhypen as a frat with Sunoo as frat sweetheart.

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    Another pause. "And you-" Dick coughed. "And you've dealt with this kind of stuff before?"

    "Who. The fuck. Else. Is going to." He gritted, glaring across at him. Dick went quiet, and the basement's darkness seemed to flatten the air around them as they stood in each other's company, slightly awkward.

    Dick swallowed, making an aborted gesture over at him. "So what are you a ghostbuster or something?"

    "Oh my god," Jason groaned to himself, instantly turning and walking over to the hole leading out, preparing his grapple so he could leave. He did not have time for this.

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    Having use of the All-Blades means Jason's pretty used to being the most qualified person in Gotham to deal with supernatural issues. Why Dick's randomly started trying to help he has no fucking clue.

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  7. 6

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    Erwin Smith and Levi Ackerman are now husbands building a messy, hilarious, and heartwarming life together.

    Erwin, the calm and steady history teacher, balances work and fatherhood with endless patience. Levi, sharp-tongued rock band singer and reluctant domestic parent, tries to juggle his stage life with raising their twin sons.

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    Danny thought that after 8 years he finally had the hang of being High King of the Infinite Realms, but after an Observant brought to his attention yet another urgent matter for him to solve, he was not so sure anymore.
    Cue Danny in full gremling mode cruising through tearing down every Lazarus Pit in existence and meeting some new people along the way.
    In full Danny Phantom luck, something goes completely side-ways and he finds himself with an unexpected surprise and a whole lot more of responsibility.

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  9. 41

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    “Judy, I fucked up.”

    Not the sentence you want to hear the moment your girlfriend walks through the door.

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    Or: Based on my Real and True reaction to the River date as a Dumb Lesbian who did not know he was romancable :’) fr I just wanted to be nice.

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    When Harry starts to have certain urges, the people around him are happy to accommodate his desires while conveniently fulfilling their own.

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    “Haha,” Kim Dokja says flatly—or tries to, yet his traitorous voice pitches in his fluster. “Yoo Joonghyuk, this isn’t funny. I’m not having fun. Let me go.”

    Yoo Joonghyuk’s attention is back on him in an instant. It’s stifling, how intense these eyes become when they’re fixed on him like so.

    “No,” Yoo Joonghyuk purrs in a voice too sweet to be his, leaving Kim Dokja terribly weak in the knees. “Never again.”

    Behind him, Han Sooyoung gags.

    Kim Dokja, who has never known what it meant to be loved dearly. Yoo Joonghyuk, who has forgotten how to love softly.

    The stars see this, and they change this.

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    “Yuuji..” Nobara suddenly gasped “don’t tell me you have a secret child!”

    Or somehow gojo and yuuji end up playing happy family with a randomly acquired baby.

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  13. 5

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    "Okay, so you're telling us that you not only seduced another girl beyond the seven of us, but also didn't think to mention that as well?"

    "I didn't think she was around. And saying I seduced her would be incorrect."

    "Now is not the time to be arguing about specifics, we need to be thinking about what has her so worried."

    "And why is that?"

    "Because if a girl like us has willingly left Homura behind, then she must think whatever their dealing with is extremely dangerous."

    "What could possibly be that dangerous?"

    *Elsewhere*

    Alina Gray meet those glowing blue crystal-like eyes, but instead of shying away from them, she grinned.

    "Is that all you got, Satoru Gojo!?"

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    When Phainon displaced the heavens, there was always the issue of where the other "him" had to go. It didn't take long for people to realise there was something wrong with their deliverer.

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    [From Tumblr]: Good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

    It's the most intimidating interrogation that has ever taken place in Gotham.

    (or, the one where May’s Diner has seen everything Gotham has to offer at night. almost everything, at least)

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    What if the player never existed?

    What if instead of Kris, Noelle fell into that dark fountain with Susie?

    What if Kris has no association with the Knight and knows nothing of the dark worlds?

    What if the soul that was desperately needed to seal fountains was Kris's and Kris's alone, yet the human is blissfully unaware of how desperately they are needed? Of the leadership fated for them?

    ...

     

    Kris watched as Noelle walked out of the classroom with Susie, sighing softly.

    Whatever. Honestly...they knew they should care more but...Susie never bullied Noelle anyway....

    However...for some reason after that, Noelle and Susie completely disappeared for the rest of the fucking day!?!?! And for some goddamn reason when they came back Noelle is randomly seeking them out and Susie is acting weird as fuck, and they're somehow a lot closer??? And for another unknown goddamn reason Susie WILLINGLY asked to do their project.

    What the fuck is going on??????

    Whatever. They don't need to be a part of this bullshit. At least Berdly is just as confused as to what the hell is going on with their project partners.

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    The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.

    In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.

    Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw you, Rowling, you deserve 0 respect.

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    5 times the BatFamily called Dick mom and the one time Dick embraced it.

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    “It’s not what it looks like,” Arthur says hastily, trying to hide the blood bag behind his back but apparently forgetting that he’s punctured it already. The crimson liquid steadily falls from the bag to the linoleum floor in thick droplets, a rhythmic drip, drip, drip.

    Merlin stares and asks whatever higher power there is for patience.

     

    OR; Arthur is a vampire. Merlin knew the cute guy he’s been going out with for a few weeks now was too good to be true. Tagging along to the hospital when their date is abruptly cut short due to one of his patients coding? Yeah, fat chance. It’s just Merlin’s luck that he finds his date stealing bags from the blood bank, teeth (fangs?) digging into his lower lip. Fuck. 

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  20. 40

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    (Alternatively titled "The Upper Moon Meeting of 2023, or About 70% of The Reason Why Akaza Has A Pain Killer Addiction" )

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    Doma reaches the bakery’s entrance and makes a big show of leaning against the wall, huffing loudly for breath that he has not needed in centuries. He straightens, still wearing that insufferable grin. “Akaza-dono, look at you! You look as positively radiant as the last time I sa—”

    Akaza raises the knife. “Come here. Let me chop off your dick.”

    Douma tips his head back and laughs. “Oh, Akaza-dono, you are so funny! Now, er, what exactly is that white stuff on your face?”

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