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all for nothing by A_Confused_Kitten
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2025
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John is at a bar, when the Bat finds him.
He isn't hiding, per say, because you can't hide from someone if you don't know they're looking for you. And John had left the Watchtower fast enough to ensure Bruce didn't get a chance to speak with him, or give him one of those long, questioning stares. John is a lot of things, but he's no mind reader, so how is he supposed to know the Bat wants his attention?
He's on his second glass of booze — the nice kind, because he had more change in his pockets than usual and he's feeling indulgent — when the man slips into the seat next to him. Bruce is out of uniform now, dressed in a dark turtle neck sweater and a pair of worn jeans, and John doubts anyone here will recognize him.
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whumptober day twelve
prompt: "it'll be for nothing"Series
- Part 12 of whumptober '25
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WOHOO! SURPRISE PARENTHOOD!!!🎉🎉🎉 by Silver_ShootingStar
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (Comics)
13 Oct 2025
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“hey mates! Guessed who’s back!” John cheered as he entered the Justice League Dark Headquarter.
No one look up from what they were doing, Busy with their books, Or whatever the shit they’re holding…
That is until John pulled out an adorable Blond girl from his back “meet Katherine! She’ll be around so get used to her!” he said, and when the girl giggled everyone whipped their Head to look at him, even Dr.Fate "and don't give her chocolate, I learn they're bad for pets but I dont know if they're bad for babies too but just to be sure... No chocolate" John added
“WHO’S CHILD IS THAT?!??!!??” Zatanna asked the Question that came to all of their mind.
“I found it” John casually says proudly. “she’s Mine now” he added in a more demanding tone as if he's declaring it.
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Aka Magic was fucked and Now there's a Child, OUR child! No one need to know though, Just say we found it in the trash and decide to share custody.
[Also Author keep making new fics and forgotting old ones lmao]
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- Part 1 of Hunter's DC Fic
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Retribution Is Ours by hopeofgusto
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Oct 2025
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Saw this on Tumbler. Just had to make this a reality.
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John Constantine stumbled upon a group of teens experimenting on one of the kids abilities. One of the teens wants to become a warlock, but wants himself as a patron, revealing who he is. Danny Fenton, resident ghost boy. Constantine has his hands full.
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The Memory of You (*Reupload* I'm so sorry) by HollowW00ds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake died when Jason attacked Titans Tower. It turns out that having a slit throat and multiple broken bones as well as other injuries do not do well for vitality. Now he's trapped in the home of the same family that killed him. That is until a JL meeting causes unexpected reunions.
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Tim dies but is still kind of kept alive because he has a soul bond with Kon (not that he knows it) it's just that... no one can see him.Also just to make it clear, Tim still ages as a "ghost." He is 18 almost 19 in this fic, so the same age as Kon.
-I accidentally deleted this while trying to edit tags, don't ask me how it just happened-
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Phantom Pains
“The pain of feeling something that is missing”–
Even before Danny died, she felt like something was missing. It was like her soul knew she wasn’t complete. She wasn’t where she was meant to be.
The day she found out it might be more than a feeling was the day her old life had died.
Now, with nothing more than a name and a city to go off of, Danny flees to Gotham, New Jersey.
But how is she supposed to find answers with all these wannabe furries running causing messes that she has to clean up?And why does that Detective keep looking at her like he’s seen a ghost? (pun unintended)
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To Be a Hero Is to Commit Suicide by 13_Zombies
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, DCU
08 Oct 2025
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"Ms. Waller, I'm impressed with what you've shown us so far of these individuals, but what about these two remaining files? ...MoD and The Grim?" the board member let his curiosity be known, not wanting any info on this rag-tag team left unknown.
However, he didn't have her level of clearance. In fact, she was the only one in the room granted a level 8 clearance. She'd have to avoid saying 'wizard'. At least he wasn't that hypnosis villain, Mad Mod, whose unbearable Cockney accent grated on her ears. "Those would be... the other meta-humans, Lords Peverell and Black."Harry and Sirius join the Suicide Squad. Lord Voldemort and his ministry plots. Lords Peverell and Black will have to decide how they should navigate malicious organizations, defeat beings as strong as gods, and determine their place amongst international conflict.
Harry's magic is bound.
We watch the grim rising of a godfather.
A brother's locket has importance.
The House of Peverell returns at a heavy cost.
A war will be fought; a world will be united.
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John is no stranger to facing devils.
In fact, many people would even say that devils — or even the devil — are John's oldest friends. They aren't entirely wrong, and John has been dealing with demons for along time, but it's the point of the matter, really.
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whumptober day five
prompt: "a smile so bright, he's a devil in disguise"Series
- Part 5 of whumptober '25
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- English
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- 409
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Vukodlak by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comics), DCU (Comics)
05 Oct 2025
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"What does that exactly mean?".
"When you uhm..." her face flushes "Finished in me and we did all of that, we created a bond thats much different than just normal sex.".
"Dont tell me ts some omega alpha looney.".
She bursts out laughing at that, her head tilting back.Aka,
John Constantine gets turned into a werewolf baby! And who is the only one qualified to help him? You Ofcourse, a fellow werewolfSeries
- Part 6 of John Constantine oneshot collection
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Ashes in My Wake by Stratagem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Zatanna (Comics), Justice League Dark (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
03 Oct 2025
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Jason’s dead. Jason has been dead for almost a decade and the hallucinations only fully went away a couple years ago, so why does it look like Dick’s not-so-little brother is standing there looking very much alive?
In which Jason Todd went on a monster hunting trip with Roy and co. instead of a revenge tour, learned some magic, wound up mystically connected to a wandering library filled with enchanted books (thanks, Constantine), and got married to a cunning woman and started a family.
Now that Dick knows that Jason’s not nearly as dead as once thought, Jason agrees with his wife Imogen that it seems as good a time as any to move the library to Gotham for a while. Jason wasn’t planning on actually reconnecting yet, but he knows the bats won’t leave him alone now that they suspect the truth. He’s worked with them enough times in secret as magic-sword-and-gun wielding Red Hood to know how stubborn they all are.
Bruce faces a whirlwind of emotions: his son is alive, he’s a librarian/mage/assassin, he has a wife and an almost two-year-old daughter, and Constantine and Zatanna are basically now his in-laws.
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Congrats! It's ectoplasm! by Vett_I_can
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Danny thought that after 8 years he finally had the hang of being High King of the Infinite Realms, but after an Observant brought to his attention yet another urgent matter for him to solve, he was not so sure anymore.
Cue Danny in full gremling mode cruising through tearing down every Lazarus Pit in existence and meeting some new people along the way.
In full Danny Phantom luck, something goes completely side-ways and he finds himself with an unexpected surprise and a whole lot more of responsibility.Series
- Part 1 of Ecto-surprises are the best surprises
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Tethered To Eachother. by Radioactivealien_404
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics)
30 Sep 2025
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Warning, this entire fic is a fucking mess and unfortunately considering all the chapters I'm not going back to fix any of it. Enjoy the ride I guess, I wrote this while sleep deprived as fuck. Also probably inaccurate depictions of BDSM? Dude idk, I don't have sex. But anyways I tried to tag everything I could. I'm too invested in this ship. Pacing might be off I think and I kinda went off the rails. It's like a mental breakdown in fic form, sorta. Don't take it too seriously ig. 😭
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Last Shred of Truth by Stratagem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman: The Animated Series, Constantine (Comics)
29 Sep 2025
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Jason Todd thought he was done with magic swords and defeating ancient evil, trading them out for firearms and taking on organized crime.
But his role as the “Chosen One” isn’t quite over.
The leader of the All-Caste turned lingering spirit Ducra sacrifices the remnants of her power to cure Jason’s friend and housemate Imogen "Mo" Evans from terminal cancer; the process binds the Soul Blade, the last of the All-Caste’s mystic weapons, to Mo. The surge of magic is felt throughout the world by the Acolytes of the End, the fragmented surviving servants who dedicated themselves to the Untitled in exchange for almost immortal lives. More worrisome to Jason and Mo, Mo’s five-year-old daughter Delaney seems to have latent magical talent that might be waking up.
With an unexpected actual future ahead of them, Jason and Mo partner up to figure out the way forward together as the supernatural world comes calling. Oh, and Constantine gets involved.
Alternate ending longfic for “For One So Small.”
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- Part 2 of wherever there are birds, there is hope
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What's In A Soul by anotherDeadRobin for tatch
Fandoms: DCU, Constantine (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
28 Sep 2025
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John Constantine has never wanted a soulmate, but now he's starting to see the appeal. That is, until he finds out he has two soulmates -- two soulmates who are one of the original demons and a fallen angel, two soulmates who are about to confront Joker and Batman in Gotham City, where magic can be a little wild.
It's exactly the kind of bullshit John is getting sick of, exactly the kind of bullshit he can't ignore. He just hopes he can keep the world from ending.
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Tim was a lonely kid, and there was only so much to do in an empty house filled with everything but the warmth of living bodies. So when his parents bring back an ancient book that they can’t read from one of their expeditions, Tim asks if he can have it. Unlike with the more fragile and expensive artifacts, they decided to humor him without thinking much on it. He very quickly finds out that the book is in fact an occult grimoire. Now, Tim was generally considered very smart for his age, a genius even. But he was still 10, and he was very curious to see if this book was real. One ritual and one demon later he makes a wager, if the demon can beat him at a game of cards he can take his soul, but if Tim wins then he gets 5 extra years of life. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and the demons at least provided him some entertainment. Now Tim is 17. He’s been 17 for a long time, not that anyone seems to notice his lack of aging.
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Tim was a lonely kid left in a house of artifacts. So when he finds a book that can summon demons, he decides to give it a try. Somehow this leads to him becoming practically immortal and John Constantine's apprentice, all without the Bats knowing.
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Constantine Locks The Ghost King Out of the Infinite Realms by sunshinedrift
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Dark (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
27 Sep 2025
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John Constantine thinks he's preventing a potential apocalypse by locking the new Ghost King in his home realm. How was he to know that Danny Fenton the new Ghost King still considers the mortal realm as his home. All the Ghosts and the Justice League make it John's problem to fix this. Danny who is finally getting a full nights sleep is not going to make it easy for John to get out of this contract.
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When Sybil calls by RangerBumble
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Constantine (Comics)
25 Sep 2025
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You can't blame psychics for being cryptic but John really wishes this particular conduit for the forces of reality hadn't called in the middle of his Justice League debrief.
In which DCU characters are faced with the truth about the Hellblazer's very Vertigo life and almost everyone has something to say on the subject of John Constantine.
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Jealousy by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer, Constantine (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Sep 2025
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John Constantine is a lovely boyfriend. Really all you could wish for. Then one of his mates mentions... A certain woman.
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- Part 5 of John Constantine oneshot collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,788
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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- 112
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Inspiration takes its fold elsewhere by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics)
09 Sep 2025
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John Constantine is reminiscing his past and gets drunk. So he shows up at your door.
No smut.Series
- Part 3 of John Constantine oneshot collection
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Electrifying by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics)
06 Sep 2025
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Its hard to hide your power from everyone around you, especially when it can hurt them. Especially when the power in question stops you from experiencing things every women wants to! Then comes John Constantine, who seems to find your powers not only compelling but... Exciting.
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- Part 1 of John Constantine oneshot collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,628
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 204