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Darkened Doorstep by chaotic_immortal
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug
11 Jun 2023
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“It’s gone,” she muttered, grabbing her messenger bag, dumping the contents out on the floor and brushing past him, shifting through the bookshelves and grabbing the few grimoires she’d hidden away, silently thanking that they didn’t bother to shift through every book, stopping once they had the box. A small blessing. “I let myself get distracted and it’s gone,” she hissed.
She tensed as the door opened, dropping the bag as she watched them enter.
“Spots-”
The sharp slap rang out in the apartment as Marinette stared him down as he held his cheek.
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Invisible Case by nanaarchy
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms
07 May 2023
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TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Tim Drake found himself at a dead end. His research is going nowhere, and he needs answers. He's going to need A LOT of coffee to deal with this.
John Constantine is constantly exhausted. He needs to find more information very quickly, and Batman owes him A LOT of favors.
The Fentons just want some peace and quiet for once. But now Danny has A LOT of royal paperwork.
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ALOHA MY EX by SODACRACKPOP
Fandoms: DCU, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer, Suicide Squad (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
06 Apr 2023
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Constantine in the tropical region of Hawaii because the Justice League forced him to be there.
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Read The Fine Print by Nelkhael
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
06 Mar 2023
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When Constantine offered him a contract in exchange for handling the consequences of time manipulation Clockwork shrugged and accepted, it was the job the universe had forced him into after all.
Being summoned later to discuss the fate of the hellblazer’s newborn was clearly not in his plans.
Similarly, when the Justice League summoned the Ghost King years later to deal with Kronos return they weren't prepared for the resentment the King was displaying.
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Minor Miscommunication Makes Danny a Happy Halfa by Amelia_Bell
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
25 Feb 2023
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Danny likes keeping Amity Park to himself. The Justice League can bother some other ghost and leave his city alone. But alas, Batman comes with the dreaded words and apparently he's the Ghost Ambassador and not the King? Oh he might have some fun with this!
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The Mistress of Magic by RichardGraysonPercyJackson
Fandoms: Constantine (TV), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
31 Jan 2023
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John just chuckles, trying to ignore the knot in his stomach as the lights go down.
A knot that turns into blooming warmth as Zatanna takes center stage.
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- Part 6 of The Coven of Necro
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The Peacock Chronicles by bongo_balderdash
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Jan 2023
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John Constantine needs help closing up a Lazarus Pit in Gotham. Danny Phantom can close up Lazarus Pits. This should be a perfectly straightforward arrangement between two people with the same interests in mind- unfortunately, Danny's intentions end up just a tad lost in translation.
Constantine should've known doing a favour for a guy like Batman would be a mistake.
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- Part 1 of The Peacock Au
- Part 4 of Bongo's DP/DC Zone!!
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my darling by orphan_account
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Zatanna (Comics), Justice League Dark (Comics), DCU (Comics), DC Extended Universe
13 Nov 2022
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john and zatanna cuddle singlet because they need more fluff
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Now Ray was completely naked, chained, and bound to the table. Ray’s muscles tensed up as Damien firmly placed the tip of the knife on Ray’s chest, only a single motion away from plunging it into his heart.
Ray’s teeth clenched down on the muzzle’s insert as Damien began dragging the tip of the dagger across Ray’s chest. The ancient markings on the blade began to glow an eerie red. The pink marks left by the knife’s scrapes began to glow the same eerie red as the markings. It was then that Ray saw that the marks had formed some sort of symbol. The symbol ignited into an intense pain, spreading throughout his body.
“HHHRRRNNNGGGHHH!!!” screamed Ray, tearing up.
“Crying?” smirked Damien, “Come now, I thought you were supposed to be a Legend! Isn’t that what you called yourself?”
Ray tensed up and did his absolute best not to show the enormity of the pain he was in, but it was getting exponentially harder by the moment. Damien’s laughter only got louder as Ray teared up more.
“That’s a riot coming from you!” called out John’s voice, “Sacrificing an innocent man to save your own despicable skin.”
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- Part 25 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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“I’ll help you out,” agreed John, “but know this: we are dealing with a power far darker than anything you have likely seen in your mortal life.”
“Aw, thank you!” smiled Ray, “Glad to have you onboard!”
John stared back in confusion for a moment. He still looked at John with the same warm, friendly smile he had worn since he walked in. John couldn’t stand it.
“Alright,” continued John, “What are you so bloody happy about, eh?”
“I just told you,” said Ray, seemingly confused that John didn’t understand, “I’m glad to have you onboard.”
John stared back for a moment, trying to study Ray’s face and figure him out. Ray stared back, still smiling. John had a better idea of who he was dealing with now. This man had been kind and gentle to John. It was a mistake John had seen countless people make before.
“Don’t get chummy with me,” warned John, “As soon as we take care of this business, I’m out.”
“Oh,” frowned Ray, surprised, “Okay.”
“I know you think you want us to be all buddy-buddy while we save the world together,” continued John solemnly, “but you don’t really want that. Let me tell you something, Mr. Palmer, people like me? We’re bloody hell for people like you.”
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- Part 22 of DC: The Brave and the Bawdy
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Truth in Magic (The Veritas Remix) by navaan for kerithwyn
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Swamp Thing (Comics)
29 Jun 2015
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John knows that it's inevitable that people around him will get hurt. He can't stop needing though.