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Jealousy by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer, Constantine (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Sep 2025
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John Constantine is a lovely boyfriend. Really all you could wish for. Then one of his mates mentions... A certain woman.
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- Part 5 of John Constantine oneshot collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,788
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 125
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Inspiration takes its fold elsewhere by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics)
09 Sep 2025
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John Constantine is reminiscing his past and gets drunk. So he shows up at your door.
No smut.Series
- Part 3 of John Constantine oneshot collection
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Electrifying by John_Caseys_growl
Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DCU (Comics)
06 Sep 2025
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Its hard to hide your power from everyone around you, especially when it can hurt them. Especially when the power in question stops you from experiencing things every women wants to! Then comes John Constantine, who seems to find your powers not only compelling but... Exciting.
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- Part 1 of John Constantine oneshot collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,628
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 217
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Just the Messenger by velvet_alchemist
Fandoms: DCeased (DC Comics), DCU, DC Extended Universe
30 Aug 2025
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You’re an associate of Batman, visiting the location where Zatanna and Constantine are staying temporarily. You only need to give them information, but it looks like you’ll be giving and receiving a lot more that that…
Note: this is my cringiest one yet and I love it so be nice (thank god nobody knows me irl)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,267
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 158
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Echos of memories. Echos of screams. Echos of shadows. Echos of death. They all follow Danny no mater where he goes. Hiding from the crown was his only goal unwilling to accept the kingdom of the dead as his domain. Hiding among the living he hides in plain sight until the echos brings him into the light.
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"These yours?" "Unfortunately." by Angels_Watch_you_from_above
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Hellblazer, Helluva Boss (Web Series), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
28 Aug 2025
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John is enjoying a nice sunrise in Gotham when he gets an unexpected visit from the man of steel himself, who comes to remind John to keep an eye on his friends...
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- Part 1 of DC x Hazbin
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Affamato di Potere by All About John Constantine (RichardGraysonPercyJackson)
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Constantine (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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The Legends head to 1949 Italy in search of a magical fugitive.
But this mage turns out to be even more difficult (and dangerous) than they'd imagined.
Good thing they have Constantine…right?
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The Art of You Forgetting Who I Used to Be by Agender_alex
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
21 Aug 2025
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Someone was selling information about heroes to the public, and the Justice League thinks its Tim. They decide the best route is to wipe his memory, taking any memory that he has related to the Hero Community, leaving a blank slate. Thankfully Tim has a contingency plan that will find the real culprit while setting him free.
*based on a TikTok made by Alve Henituse (@lee.alvee) with their permission*
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It Takes More Than a Bat to Kill God by FilingCabinetofCuriosities
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
19 Aug 2025
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John Constantine was not prepared to deal with a kid passing out in front of his residence. So, he pawns the kid off on serial adopter Batman (cough cough) Bruce Wayne.
Bruce Wayne hates magic. He would prefer it stays outside of Gotham and away from him, thank you. Unfortunately, he can't just leave a heavily injured teenager on their own. His kids are going to make so much fun of him for this.
The previously mentioned teenager is having a bad day. Bad week? Month? Life? All he knows is that he would rather not be caught by that cult again.[ON PAUSE, SORRY]
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Liverpool, What a Place! by lilium_canidium
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer, Constantine (Comics)
16 Aug 2025
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A very strange woman with the habit of mind reading and possession finds herself in the company of John Constantine. What could go wrong? Just about everything. In a search for humanity and an exploration of identity, she struggles to really understand how to be human. Constantine is stuck for the ride without much say.
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Baby Bird, Hear My Words, Give it Time by Blue_lotus
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League Dark (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer
16 Aug 2025
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Never in his life would he have bet on the fact that a trip to Gotham would result in probably one of the most hilarious occurrences to ever happen to John, and he was mad because no one was ever going to believe him if he were to tell the story of the time he came across a kid stealing the literal wheels off the Batmobile
When Constantine was in Gotham on a personal errand, he comes across a kid stealing the wheels off the Batmobile. Naturally, because this was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, he decided to help the pipsqueak, completely unaware of the chain of events he was setting in motion by doing so.
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Something’s feeding on people in LA - hollowing them out and leaving their bodies behind.
John Constantine follows the trail to a cult on the edge of the city, where the rites are sacred, the candles drip with sex magic, and something ancient is waiting to get inside him. Literally.
Elise wasn’t meant to be part of this. A psychic who he consulted with one time, who has a haunted touch and a history she won't speak of, she was supposed to walk away. Instead, she steps into the ritual. Puts her hand on his chest and does everything that is necessary to bring John back.
What starts as an exorcism ends with something worse: sensual intimacy. She doesn’t believe in fate but he can’t stop dreaming about her.
A dark, slow-burn descent into sensual magic, possession, and the kind of touch that scars.
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Dulce atrapasueños by VenusLuciferina
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
02 Aug 2025
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La unión de Johanna Constantine y el Corintio permitió el nacimiento de una nueva vida.
Un ser con el linaje de los magos risueños que corría por la sangre de Johanna y el poder de la ensoñación, directamente de la pesadilla que era su progenitor.
Un hijo prodigioso del mundo de la vigilia y de los sueños que, al crecer, no solo se volvió más caótico que cualquier vórtice que haya existido.
También encantó sin notar al actual rey de los sueños.
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Here Stands a Man with a Bullet in his Clenched Right Hand by ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity
Fandoms: Simon Dark (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
31 Jul 2025
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Spoiler says hi, Robin imitates a gargoyle, Black Bat makes a friend, Red Robin (briefly) goes full mafia family, Nightwing gets lectured, and Batman seeks parenting advice.
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While Jason recovers and gets used to his new place in the city, his family introduce themselves to Simon’s people. Conversations are had, both trivial and important.
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- Part 6 of Jason Wolfboy Hours
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My Existence Attached to a String. by Vender_Nyx
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Hellblazer
31 Jul 2025
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One crow for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret, never to be told, eight for a wish, nine for a kiss, ten for a time of joyful bliss.
A brother in pain, a brother who mourns. To the liar goes the thorns. One who suffers and one who is torn, may the alliance forever be sworn.
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- Part 2 of An expectation to the rule
- Part 7 of Nyxie's Dp x Dc Multiverse
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You are always willing to help John Constantine with his demon hunting, no matter how small the task…until it ends up with you being used as a virgin sacrifice for demon bait.
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Skull and the Bats by yuunaibuke
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Constantine (Comics)
23 Jul 2025
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Circe, a young blooming necromancer and magic user, found by John Constantine Enters a new world of knowledge.
John found her as she was alone brought her with him and promised many things.
He failed his promises.He kept her secret from the world with the understanding he would never ask her to do anything.
She helped and had to show herself.She carried weight on her shoulders but gained a lightness she never expected.
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Damian has come back from the dead just like he was prepared for since before he could walk and because he is an Al Ghul he didn't get Pit Rage. What he doesn't know is that he may have not gotten Pit Rage but the Lazarus Pits change things for all who get dipped in its waters even Damian. The Pits gave him magic similar to the likes of Constantine and Zatanna and his father reacts like he does to things he doesn't understand and views as dangerous...He locks Damian away and now Damian has to find a way out and a way to control his rapidly developing powers before they get completely out of hand.
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Dick Grayson (Nightwing) y John Constantine se infiltran en una mansión para investigar una organización misteriosa. Allí, se enfrentan a hombres con máscaras de búho que los atacan. Después de una intensa pelea, Dick es capturado y sometido a un hechizo que lo rejuvenece hasta convertirlo en su versión de Robin.
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the bat gets sunburnt [oneshot] by Fictionfanatic_Wren
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
09 Jul 2025
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The justice league force (via kidnapping) bruce to go to the beach with them to "relax". As much as he pretends not to, he actually ends up enjoying himself-
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- Part 3 of Holiday specials
- Part 1 of oneshots