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1. Baby Bird, Hear My Words, Give it Time by Blue_lotus

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Justice League Dark (2017), Justice League Dark (Comics), Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Hellblazer  

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Work in Progress

   16 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Constantine & Jason Todd
   • Jason Todd
   • John Constantine
   • Accidental Child Acquisition
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Angst
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Jason Todd is Not a Batfamily Member
   • Jason Todd is Not Robin
   • John Constantine is a Mess
   • Protective John Constantine
   • Young Jason Todd
   • Jason Todd-centric
   • POV John Constantine
   • Parent John Constantine
   • John Constantine-centric
   • POV Jason Todd

   Summary

   Never in his life would he have bet on the fact that a trip to Gotham would result in probably one of the most hilarious occurrences to ever happen to John, and he was mad because no one was ever going to believe him if he were to tell the story of the time he came across a kid stealing the literal wheels off the Batmobile

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   When Constantine was in Gotham on a personal errand, he comes across a kid stealing the wheels off the Batmobile. Naturally, because this was the funniest thing he'd ever seen, he decided to help the pipsqueak, completely unaware of the chain of events he was setting in motion by doing so.

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