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March 2, 2020
Carla
@wyattleftboob
omggg i just saw shane hollander!!!!
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Holly
@iknowpuck
shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop
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Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @iknowpuck
oooh he's texting a girl named lily
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Holly
@iknowpuck
he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really
Holly @iknowpuck · 1m
oooh he's texting a girl named lily
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Holly
@iknowpuck
i have proof
Holly @iknowpuck · 1m
he's kind of an asshole… no man is safe really
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carol
@barretthattrick
for everyone that can't read from the picture
lily: i miss you already
shane: fuck off
lily: i love you too ❤️
shane: i'm still mad at you
lily: i'll make it up to you next time
shane: i fucking hope so
Holly @iknowpuck · 2m
i have proof
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carla
@wyattleftboob
which coffee shop was it?
Holly @iknowpuck · 16m
shane hollander is standing in front of me at the coffee shop
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Holly @iknowpuck · Replying to @wyattleftboob
café saint pierre in the mile end
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carla
@wyattleftboob
i can confirm i also saw him there
Holly @iknowpuck · 1m
café saint pierre in the mile end
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carla
@wyattleftboob
you really can't ever trust a man
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angel
@bananahunter
lily girl please stand up #breakupwithhim
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rudy
@snoopyloveshockey
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer that is not how you should treat women #breakupwithhim
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danny 🏒
@puckingheII
"i fucking hope so" what is up with men acting like everything is owed to them #breakupwithhim
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
why are we making such a big deal out of nothing
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go voyageurs! @voyageursontop · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
of course a rozanov fan would say that
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @voyageursontop
what are you implying here?
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go voyageurs! @voyageursontop · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
you support a manwhore ofc the treatment of women doesn't matter to you
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @voyageursontop
yes roz is a slut but that doesn't mean is a misogynist if you have proof of something i dont know i would love to see it
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @voyageursontop
no reply well guess i was right
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ed loves rozanov @rozyshattrick · Replying to @voyageursontop
everyone knows rozy is an #ethicalmanwhore (affectionate)
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annabelle
@annaisastar
lily please no man is worth being treated like this over #breakupwithhim
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🌹
@xsquaddoomedyuri
how can rose stay friends with him if this is how he treats women #breakupwithhim
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j²⁴
@hollandr24
i just woke up why is shane trending
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hollandr24 @j²⁴ · Replying to @j²⁴
oh wtf @shanehollanderhockeyplayer pls say syke
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2x cup winner
@backtoback24
shane is being an asshole so I blocked canada dry #breakupwithhim
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James
@WINcentLemaire
Canada's golden boy finally falling from grace #breakupwithhim
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flo | shane's yoga instructor
@hollandersgingerale
oh please a lemaire fan being bitter
James @WINcentLemaire · 15m
Canada's golden boy finally falling from grace #breakupwithhim
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @hollandersgingerale
#they are still mad about the 2011 rookie award
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shane's lawyer
@shanehollaunder
shane's love language is saying fuck off and go fuck yourself i thought we all knew this
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shane's lawyer @shanehollaunder · Replying to @shanehollaunder
everyone go watch this video before saying shit please
Shane Hollander telling Hayden and J.J. to fuck off for 4 minutes straight
https://youtu.be/Csap73Yg0o8?si=nHm5_9Ik-KwjKPDb
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@dallascult
remember the interview when hollander said that rose landry wasn't enough for him and that's why they broke up
He. Is. Not. A. Good. Guy.
Fucker.
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ashley @montrealholly · Replying to @dallascult
did he actually say this
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. @dallascult · Replying to @montrealholly
he didn't exactly say it but it was the tone and way he said it in. he did admit rose and him were not compatible in the interview
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ashley @montrealholly · Replying to @dallascult
oh that's not
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veronica
@rozysgirl
i have noticed some of my oomfs still follow @/dallascult despite his extremely problematic behaviour (THREAD)
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haylee
@hayleesworld
since everyone is talking about him i'll tell y'all a secret #breakupwithhim
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haylee @hayleesworld · Replying to @hayleesworld
i met hollander in 2015 at a bar in tampa and flirted with him but the guy really couldn't take a hint i may have dodged a bullet
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haylee @hayleesworld · Replying to @hayleesworld
proof
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haylee @hayleesworld · Replying to @hayleesworld
oh shit this breached confinement
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april
@sanfranc1sc0
we found the reason why hollander is always single #breakupwithhim
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vicky
@montrealVICt0ire
can male athletes not be abusive to their girlfriends for one day? #breakupwithhim
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lesbian shane hollander 🌹
@sapphollander
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alex
@buffalospuck
this is disguisting behaviour @shanehollanderhockeyplayer you should know better #breakupwithhim
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izzie
@easyizzie
so I'm not the only one I thought I was crazy it shot my confidence down so much #breakupwithhim
haylee @hayleesworld · 11m
I met hollander in 2015 at a bar in Tampa and flirted with him but the guy really couldn't take a hint i may have dodged a bullet
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Gina @ginaknowsball · Replying to @easyizzie
same here
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mikaela @mikaelashouse · Replying to @easyizzie
i kinda threw myself at him and he still did nothing
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amaya @4m4ya · Replying to @mikaelashouse
maybe he had a gf
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mikaela @mikaelashouse · Replying to @4m4ya
no i asked him and he said he was single
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megan
@megantheepony
i hope he's giving better head cause he really sucked at it back in 2009
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sarah @10thingsilosein10days · Replying to @megantheepony
can we stop vague posting please i'm too noisy
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cal @C4Lifornication · Replying to @megantheepony
are we talking about who i think we are talking about?
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sarah @10thingsilosein10days · Replying to @C4Lifornication
who are we talking about????
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j²⁴
@hollandr24
like this if you flirted with hollander and he did not take the hint i'm trying to see something
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Morgan
@puck123
so he's an asshole and a loser #breakupwithhim
j²⁴ @hollandr24 · 15m
like this if you flirted with hollander and he did not take the hint i'm trying to see something
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shane's lawyer
@shanehollaunder
everybody please use your brain just because shane does not get the hint it doesn't mean we should cancel him he's a loser (affecionate)
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april @sanfranc1sc0 · Replying to @shanehollaunder
he was still an asshole to lily #breakupwithhim
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shane's lawyer @shanehollaunder · Replying to @sanfranc1sc0
bro please you never fight with your s/o???
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amy
@wlwllander
there is a simple explanation to this maybe he just DID NOT LIKE YOU that is a possibility yk
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shane's DSM-5 results
@spookyholly
guys shane just doesn't get social cues next time just fucking ask him straight what you want
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @spookyholly
"straight" 😭😭
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @hollanover
not now babe read the room
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jean
@muppetshane
why are we blindly believing it's his gf? men and women can be friends #breakupwithhim
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#1 hollanov
@hollanov
i stand with my cancelled wife
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dave 🏒🏒
@vaughNY
anybody has any theories on who lily is? #breakupwithhim
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charlie @2Holl4nder · Replying to @vaughNY
the only women hollzy has been regularly spotted with are rose landry, hayden's wife, and his mom so no
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maddie²⁴ ⁸¹ @shilya2481 · Replying to @2Holl4nder
let's not kick him when he's already down
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Finn 🏒
@superkent
oh he's such a loser #breakupwithhim
charlie @2Holl4nder · 3m
the only women hollzy has been regularly spotted with are rose landry, hayden's wife, and his mom so no
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charlie @2Holl4nder · Replying to @superkent
you're a dallas kent fan so who's really the loser here
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luke
@pay4gay
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer? #breakupwithhim
charlie @2Holl4nder · 3m
the only women hollzy has been regularly spotted with are rose landry, hayden's wife, and his mom so no
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @pay4gay
Could not be my king ilya manwhore rozanov
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Trending
1 · Sport · Trending
#breakupwithhim
with Shane Hollander and Lily
lesbian shane hollander🌹
@sapphollander
everyone calling hollzy bitchless when he pulled ROSE FUCKING LANDRY are we losing the ancient texts
charlie @2Holl4nder · 5m
the only women hollzy has been regularly spotted with are rose landry, hayden's wife, and his mom so no
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anouk🌹 @girlkisserrose · Replying to @sapphollander
he also fumbled her hard or did you forget that?
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lesbian shane hollander 🌹 @sapphollander · Replying to @girlkisserrose
your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy
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harley
@shanebrina
wait everyone so which is it? is shane an abusive bf or a bitchless loser? i just opened twitter someone explain
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julia @shaneliv · Replying to @shanebrina
apparently both??? girl i got lost too
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jayj
@jjmonamour
if it's really hollzy's girl how long do you think they've been together?
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hayden's 5th child @haydens35 · Replying to @jjmonamour
the real question is how long before she breaks up with him ://
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josh⁸¹
@liartoldyouthat
pleople should close twitter and go touch some grass wdym you can't be mad at your gf anymore
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
omg what is happening a rozanov fan taking shane's side
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @hollandersgingerale
flo we are seasoned now while this babyboy's first misogyny scandal
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ily(a) rozanov
@ilyasbeartattoo81
loving rozy has taken me places i would never go with a gun (defending hollander)
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shane's lawyer
@shanehollaunder
have we considered that maybe lily is exactly where she want to be #breakupwithhim
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lily @shanesfreckles · Replying to @shanehollaunder
if i was her i would want him to be even meaner like yes yell at me more sweetheart
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shane's lawyer
@shanehollaunder
lily? is that you?
lily @shanesfreckles · 2m
if i was her i would want him to be even meaner like yes yell at me more sweetheart
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lily @shanesfreckles · Replying to @shanehollaunder
i wish
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nina⁷
@marlyscup
wait is this about shane?
megan @megantheepony · 48m
i hope he's giving better head cause he really sucked at it back in 2009
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suze @cliffsbears · Replying to @marlyscup
poor lily he's an asshole and bad in bed please girl #breakupwithhim
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Pop Base 
@PopBase
Montreal Voyageurs' Captain Shane Hollander in the midst of a scandal after bitter chat with "Lily" goes viral
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j²⁴ @hollandr24 · Replying to @PopBase
stay out of our family business
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @PopBase
quick popbase name 3 times shane didn't understand sarcasm
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ashley
@montrealholly
shane's debut on popbase but at what cost
Pop Base @PopBase · 2m
Montreal Voyageurs' Captain Shane Hollander in the midst of a scandal after bitter chat with "Lily" goes viral
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @montrealholly
girl that's not true let's not forget shane's actual popbase debut during the holl*ndry era
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cinthia²⁴ 🖤
@hollandlor
DO SOMETHING??? @yunahollander @MontrealVoyageurs @Canada @DeputyPM_Canada @JustinTrudeau @DanceMomHolly
Pop Base @PopBase · 10m
Montreal Voyageurs' star center Shane Hollander in the midst of a scandal after bitter chat with "Lily" goes viral
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shane hollander's jock strap
@champagneshane
every tweet about shane hollander going viral like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his Montreal apartment that he sold in 2017
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ariana 🍁 @teamcanada24 · Replying to @champagneshane
what?
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shane hollander's jock strap @champagneshane · Replying to @teamcanada24
i always forget some people don't spend most of their day on twitter
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
i am bored
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NHL Follow Tracker
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✅ yunahollander (Yuna Hollander)
🔗 https://instagram.com/yunahollander
#Centaurs #NHL
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❌ scotthunter21 (Scott Hunter)
🔗 https://instagram.com/scotthunter21
#Centaurs #NHL
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✅ montrealvoyageursfails
🔗 https://instagram.com/montrealvoyageursfails
❌ haydenpike35 (Hayden Pike)
🔗 https://instagram.com/haydenpike35
#Centaurs #NHL
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ily(a) rozanov
@ilyasbeartattoo81
ilya please #they will come for you
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✅ yunahollander (Yuna Hollander)
🔗 https://instagram.com/yunahollander
#Centaurs #NHL
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @ilyasbeartattoo81
he can't keep getting away with this
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cinthia²⁴ 🖤
@hollandlor
what is he doing?
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✅ yunahollander (Yuna Hollander)
🔗 https://instagram.com/yunahollander
#Centaurs #NHL
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @ilyasbeartattoo81
he's bored and mostly joking (i think)
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josh⁸¹
@liartoldyouthat
he's the funniest person ever
NHL Follow Tracker @NHLFollowTrack · 2m
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✅ planetdinosaurs (PLANET DINOSAURS)
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❌ scotthunter21 (Scott Hunter)
🔗 https://instagram.com/scotthunter21
#Centaurs #NHL
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angel @bananahunter · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
it feels targeted
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scott's #1 defender @barownerscott · Replying to @bananahunter
IT IS rozanov is a homophobic piece of shit everyone knows it
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @barownerscott
source?
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scott's #1 defender @barownerscott · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
well he is from russia
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @barownerscott
that doesn't mean he supports the government and he also has not been spotted in moscow since his father died
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @barownerscott
source: the voices in my head
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stanley cup winner scott hunter @scottscup · Replying to @barownerscott
he was spotted celebrating with scott in a gay club after #kissgate please educate yourself
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shayden's baby
@shayden2435
why does he need to always bring hayden into it?!? #jealous
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✅ montrealvoyageursfails
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❌ haydenpike35 (Hayden Pike)
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#Centaurs #NHL
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @shayden2435
hydrogen bomb (best player in the league) vs coughing baby (hayden babymaker pike)
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @pay4gay
luke babe don't waste your time interacting with a shayden #they are crazy
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shayden's baby @shayden2435 · Replying to @hollanover
you're the one to talk you ship hollanov
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @shayden2435
at least half of my ship is not a married man who apparently cannot get off his wife
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shayden's baby @shayden2435 · Replying to @hollanover
THE BABIES ARE FAKE
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @shayden2435
common sense has chased you all your life but you're faster
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
@scotthunter21 did you know him?
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Scott Hunter @scotthunter21 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
Rozanov what the fuck?!? I'm not that old
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @scotthunter21
sure grandma let's get you to bed
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Scott Hunter @scotthunter21 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
You're a lost cause
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
best player in the league? (@haydenpike35 quit your job)
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
no wait he has like 14 kids to feed
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
@haydenpike35 change job
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Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
Why the fuck am I always catching strays??? And I only have 4 kids you know that
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hollanov's dinasty
@hollanover
see how he gave 0.1% to shane they are #inlove
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 3m
Best player in the league? (@haydenpike35 quit your job)
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hollanov's dinasty
@hollanover
"you know that" how does he know that?
Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · 4m
Why the fuck am I always catching strays??? And I only have 4 kids you know that
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @hollanover
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Dallas Kent
@dallaskent
Amazing night in Nashville
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @dallaskent
AND YOUR LAST
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ily(a) rozanov
@ilyasbeartattoo81
FUCK DALLAS KENT all my homies (including king ilya) hate dallas kent
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 5m
AND YOUR LAST
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
bought a new painting
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
don't ask me the color of anything
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
people always ask me about my username bro do you see those boobs?? they have their own area code
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ed loves rozanov @rozyshattrick · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
munch munch munch yum yum yum
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Carla @wyattleftboob · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
what's going on? ilya is never this active on twitter (not that im complaining 🤤)
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
i'm thinking of getting a new car because a boring person is saying my porsche is too dangerous #strict what do you think?
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
look @cliffmarlow @connorx2 we can all seat in the front in this and you don't have to seat in each other lap like in my porsche
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Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
rozy what the fuck are you on? (we said we were going to take that to the grave man)
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#1 hollanov
@hollanov
a boring person??? HE MEANS SHANE HOLLANDER i scream as they drag me into the asylum
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 10m
I'm thinking of getting a new car because a boring person is saying my porsche is too dangerous #strict what do you think?
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
baby we're in this together
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@liartoldyouthat
@ilyarozanov81 don't ever think of giving the porsche away
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 12m
I'm thinking of getting a new car because a boring person is saying my porsche is too dangerous #strict what do you think?
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
for everyone that does not know this is rozy's porsche
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
damn he must really care about this boring person
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Connor Connors
@connorx2
Rozy I appreciate the feeling but wtf??? You said you were not gonna bring that up anymore
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 20m
look @cliffmarlow @connorx2 we can all seat in the front in this and you don't have to seat in each other lap like in my porsche
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Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · Replying to @connorx2
I think we lost him
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@ilyarozanov81
ask me anything #askbesthockeyplayerever
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 16m
i am bored
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josh⁸¹
@liartoldyouthat
what's going on? who unleashed you? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
god forbid a white boy catches a vibe
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@ilyasfavoritebra
who taught him that? @/ilya are you secretly an oomf?
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 10m
god forbid a white boy catches a vibe
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
i wouldn't exclude the possibility he is funny like that
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lily @shanesfreckles · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @shanesfreckles
what does this mean??? lily come back here
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angel
@bananahunter
what's your problem with scott? he's not much older than you #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @bananahunter
TAKE THAT BACK! when hunter was my age his best friend was manny from ice age @scotthunter21 do you miss them?
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Scott Hunter @scotthunter21 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
Rozy if you keep mentioning me I might start to think you're a fan
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
i have to admit rozanov is one of the funniest people ever
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @hollandersgingerale
flo i've been telling you this for ages now
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shane's lawyer @shanehollaunder · Replying to @hollandersgingerale
come join the hollander-rozanov coalition so we can defeat the real enemy (kent and lemaire fans)
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shayden's baby
@shayden2435
why are you always bringing up hayden? are you jealous? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @shayden2435
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry ME? jealous of montreal's 15th best player? NEVER @haydenpike35
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Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
Does **** know you are on a rampage?
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @haydenpike35
yes was their idea
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Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
My 1 year old is a better liar
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carla
@wyattleftboob
is there a player you dont have beef with? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @wyattleftboob
no they all hate me cause im the best
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j²⁴
@hollandr24
why did you start following hollander's mother? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @hollandr24
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ilya stop being a menace and leave mrs hollander alone
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 1m
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
shane's already going through a lot today let's not add to that
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lily @shanesfreckles · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
well she's a beatiful woman
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @shanesfreckles
not now lily
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Finn 🏒
@superkent
what do you think of hunter's decision to bring his personal preferences into the sport? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @superkent
preferences?!? all jokes aside i think what hunter did was very brave and i've already said that to him in private
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Finn 🏒
@superkent
what do you think of hunter's decision to bring his personal preferences into the sport? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @superkent
homophobic kent fan
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angel @bananahunter · Replying to @superkent
PERSONAL PREFERENCES scott just wanted to kiss his partner after winning the cup like all the other players did
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stanley cup winner scott hunter @scottscup · Replying to @superkent
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @superkent
deactivate everyone is asking you to deactivate
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@liartoldyouthat
@barownerscott
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 5m
preferences?!? all jokes aside I think what hunter did was very brave and i've already said that to him in private
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scott's #1 defender @barownerscott · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
yeah i was wrong i admit it i will work on my prejudices
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @barownerscott
an actual apology?? this is a first for twitter
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stanley cup winner scott hunter
@scottscup
this you? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @scottscup
this is SLANDER! THAT IS NOT ME! is photoshop
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@ilyasfavoritebra
what was your favorite all star weekend? #askbesthockeyplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @ilyasfavoritebra
tampa 2017
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#1 hollanov
@hollanov
do you mean?
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 8m
tampa 2017
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hollanov's dinasty @hollanover · Replying to @hollanov
all-star hollanov please bring me back
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hollanov's dinasty
@hollanover
IS THAT SHANE HOLLANDER IN THE BACK?????
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 11m
tampa 2017
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @hollanover
YES IT IS i say as im slowly descending into madness
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @hollanover
i might be starting to get it
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
yes josh join the dark side we have homoerotically charged rivalry
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shane hollander's jock strap
@champagneshane
How did you become friends with shane? #askbestplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @champagneshane
hollander admitted i was the best player in the league and said "pretty please can i become your best friend you're the funniest guy i've ever met"
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
I don't know rick it sounds fake
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ash
@bostoncup
What's the thing you miss the most about Boston? #askbestplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @bostoncup
the cop slide
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Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
Roz I'm offended you should have said us
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @cliffmarlow
i don't miss your snoring when we shared a hotel room
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Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
That's how you wanna play? You know I still have that video of you going down the cop slide
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @cliffmarlow
marly marly marly i miss you so much of course
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jean
@muppetshane
Is your friendship with Hollander just PR? #askbestplayerever
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @muppetshane
PR? Puerto Rico? y'all know i'm Puerto Rico down
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jean @muppetshane · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
No PR as in fake
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @muppetshane
no no hollander loves me it's all true he told me
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ed loves rozanov
@rozyshattrick
@cliffmarlow @connorx2 since ilya is not your captain anymore can you please spill the beans? how was he?
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Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · Replying to @rozyshattrick
He's a great captain he really knows how to lift morale and he's pretty chill during practice
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Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · Replying to @cliffmarlow
Well except for 2016 but we all vowed to forget 2016
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Connor Connors @connorx2 · Replying to @cliffmarlow
Dude you know we NEVER mention the great rozanov break of 2016
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @cliffmarlow
i was wrong i don't miss you at all next game i'll make sure to slam you both in the board as hard as I can
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ed loves rozanov
@rozyshattrick
What happened in 2016??? #askbestplayerever
Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · 2m
Well except for 2016 but we all vowed to forget 2016
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @rozyshattrick
this happened
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Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
ROZANOV I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA COME AND GET YOU
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @haydenpike35
**** is not going to like that
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Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
sure buddy wanna talk about your stories back in 2016 instead?
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @haydenpike35
STOP BRINGING UP 2016
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Wyatt Hayes
@wyatthayes
@ilyarozanov81 what is happening? Is this what you do on your free time? Terrorize twitter?
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @wyatthayes
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
any guy can be babygirl, but it takes a man to be a wife
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Zane Boodram @zaneboodram · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
Do you ever think before you post?
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Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · Replying to @zaneboodram
yes, i think "teehee :3" and then i click post
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Trending
1 · Sport · Trending
Ilya Rozanov
with #askbestplayerever and 2016
2 · Sport · Trending
#breakupwithhim
with Shane Hollander and Lily
Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
no more questions my agent said to stop tweeting #boring
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
my agent is also forcing me to say that im 100% sober right now
Cliff Marlow @cliffmarlow · 27m
rozy what the fuck are you on? (we said we were going to take that to the grave man)
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009
@ilyasfavoritebra
your unemployed friend on a random wednesday
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 3m
my agent is also forcing me to say that im 100% sober right now
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Harris Drover
@harrisdrover
I don't get paid enough for this
Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 · 11m
my agent is also forcing me to say that im 100% sober right now
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#1 hollanov
@hollanov
you guys remember what happened in 2016 #noticing
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veronica
@rozysgirl
why is nobody talking about this??
Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · 36m
Does **** know you are on a rampage?
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#1 hollanov
@hollanov
**** is shane right?
Hayden Pike @haydenpike35 · 36m
Does **** know you are on a rampage?
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luke @gay4pay · Replying to @hollanov
i admire your deluluness but they don't even have the same letters
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @gay4pay
ik but shane is smart enough to have created a pseudonym so people won't know it's him
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luke @gay4pay · Replying to @hollanov
if you say so
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hollanov's dinasty
@hollanover
who's the only person that both ilya and hayden are friends with? a guy whose name starts with s and ends with hane hollander... right right
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2x cup winner
@backtoback24
how are hollanovs still delusional on main? we just learnt shane has a gf today
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hollanov's dinasty
@hollanover
hollanov is real my close and personal friend ilya rozanov told me
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go voyageurs! @voyageursontop · Replying to @hollanover
Hayden would never let his bff date that asshole
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#1 hollanov @hollanov · Replying to @voyageursontop
ah yes we forgot to ask him
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shane hollander's jock strap
@champagneshane
do they know they can always share shane it's a free country
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sara @damianclara68 · Replying to @champagneshane
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lily @shanesfreckles · Replying to @champagneshane
i don't think ilya wants to share
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shane hollander's jock strap @champagneshane · Replying to @shanesfreckles
what? who are you? how did you get this picture?
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luke
@pay4gay
new alignment with the porsche passenger princess lore
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josh⁸¹ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @pay4gay
wait luke why is ilyascott there?
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luke @pay4gay · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
everything rozy does is bordering homoerotic (except for pike)
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supporting ilya's boobs since 2009 @ilyasfavoritebra · Replying to @pay4gay
dude i think that's him just being european
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omega shane
@gotthatwolfinme
cliffconnor porsche lap sitting + smut by yours truly https://archiveofourown.org/works/81246331
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Rating: | Explicit | |
| Archive Warning: | No Archive Warnings Apply | |
| Category: | M/M | |
| Fandom: | Hockey RPF | |
| Relationship: | Connor Connors/Cliff Marlow | |
| Characters: | Connor Connors, Cliff Marlow, Ilya Rozanov | |
| Additional Tags: | Good Friend Ilya Rozanov, Smut, Rozanov's Porsche, Lap Sitting, Feelings Realization, Exhibitionism, no beta we die like hopefully dallas kent |
baby pull me closer (in the front seat of his porsche)
Connor was already regretting agreeing to Ilya's insane idea. He could've called an Uber or gotten a ride from somebody else. No, instead he was in Rozanov's obnoxiously orange Porsche sitting on Cliff Marlow's lap.
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shanespussy Mon 2 Mar 2020 06:52PM EDT
I screamed when I saw the email that my favorite hollanov writer posted a new fic. You made me fall in love with cliffconnor. I hope your pillow is always cold on both sides.
luke
@gay4pay
damn ao3 writers are fast!! also this is great https://archiveofourown.org/works/81246331
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albert
@torontospuck
your captain should focus more on his team cause these are the ottawa centaurs everytime they step on the ice
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Brendon @0ttawac3ntaurs · Replying to @torontospuck
the only thing toronto ever did right is give us hazy
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albert @torontospuck · Replying to @0ttawac3ntaurs
keep him we don't need him here we have dallas kent and troy barrett
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not for long...
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what? who are you?
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josh⁸¹ ²⁴
@liartoldyouthat
so ilya did all of that after shane was trending for all the wrong reasons right... right
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josh⁸¹ ²⁴ @liartoldyouthat · Replying to @liartoldyouthat
this is a nasty ratio jesus was also booed back in the day :/
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Brad
@hockeyisfun
Overheard in the Montreal Centre Bell parking lot #breakupwithhim
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carol
@barretthattrick
for anyone that can't listen to the audio
"I don't know what to do anymore. Everyone believes I'm an asshole to YOU."
"Fuck off, you deserve it, and don't act like you don't like it when I yell at you."
"How did we switch roles? I want to go back to everyone believing you're the asshole in this relationship"
"I know, I know but it is still a shitty situation."
"Baby, please don't. Don't make it worse."
"I love you. I wish you were here"
Brad @hockeyisfun · 2m
Overheard in the Montreal Centre Bell parking lot #breakupwithhim
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carol @barretthattrick · Replying to @barretthattrick
the audio doesn't pick up the replies on the other side of the call
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shane's lawyer
@shanehollaunder
VINDICATION!!
carol @barretthattrick · 4m
for anyone that can't listen to the audio
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shane's lawyer @shanehollaunder · Replying to @shanehollaunder
i told you lily was exacly where she wanted to be
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flo | shane's yoga instructor @hollandersgingerale · Replying to @shanehollaunder
lily:
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lesbian shane hollander 🌹
@sapphollander
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer you should maybe stop having private conversations in public
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Shane Hollander
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Earlier today some private messages and conversations were exposed without my consent. Some people were quick to jump the gun and made some assumption without knowing the full context. I do not condone misogyny. What was disclosed was a private conversation between me and my partner. If you have ever been in a relationship you would know that sometimes people disagree.
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
Some people also misunderstood my reply as me pressuring for sex. It's great that people call out those types of behaviors. However, that was a private message out of context. My partner knows I would never do that.
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
With all that said, me and my partner are pretty private people, so I would appreciate if going forward our privacy would be respected.
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lily @shanesfreckles · Replying to @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
you don't ever need to pressure me for sex 😈
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Ilya Rozanov
@ilyarozanov81
OMG SHANE HOLLANDER JUST SAID SEX???
Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · 15m
Some people also misunderstood my reply as me pressuring for sex. It's great that people call out those types of behaviors. However, that was a private message out of context. My partner knows I would never do that.
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Shane Hollander @shanehollanderhockeyplayer · Replying to @ilyarozanov81
Ilya...
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BearsofBoston Mon 2 Mar 2020 06:52PM EDT
This was amazing! It had great sex and also great emotional connection. I cried when Cliff thought he was getting rejected. Never stop writing.
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