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    "Pen and Alfie are having their third date on Friday night!" Hyacinth explained with the kind of giddy smile only a teenage girl could credibly muster, while simultaneously leaning over the table and attempting to steal Eloise’s wine glass. Penelope, meanwhile, looked directly up at the ceiling, mortified that once again the entire table was weighing in on her love life. Could she not have any peace?

    "Hmmm." Colin pretended to consider the point, but he was mostly trying to stop his lip from curling. He did not like Alfie Debling. What kind of stupid name was that anyway? What grown man went by “Alfie”? He sounded like someone’s pet dachshund. “Ooo Alfie come here for belly rubs”, “Don’t shit on the rug, Alfie”.
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    Colin Bridgerton finds himself in the unenviable position of having offered to help Penelope Featherington cook a seduction dinner for her plant-loving paramour. It just happens to be the same dinner that was prepared for Colin before he lost his virginity, and it is bringing back regrets and all kinds of feelings for his best friend that he thought he had buried away for good.
    Aka the NYT Pizza Interview we all wanted, featuring the Great Auk, Alfie x Alfie and the Contessa.

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    psyornithology (n.) [psykhē + ornis + logia] the study of soul birds

    The soulmate goose had nothing to do with Ilya meeting Shane.

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    “You’re Nick and Charlie, so you’re gonna be fine.”

    Spoiler alert: - we weren’t fine. Not even close.

    Nick and I had believed we could make a long-distance relationship work. We loved each other, we were positive, and we were strong. But the distance between Truham and Leeds could have been a million miles; the journey lasted hours, train tickets took all our money, and I… well, I turned into a bitch. There’s no other word for it.

    I pushed and pushed until Nick did something terrible. Something that broke us apart. Something that sent me spinning back into a relationship with a man who’d already abused me as a boy. The scars from that terrible time – mental, physical – followed me over the following six years.

    And that’s when Nick found me again. Still playing with Queer Intentions. Directionless, miserable, still deeply scarred by the past.

    But here’s the thing… we live in the same city now. The past is another country, so they say. Can we move past what happened?

    Do I even want that?

    Can we rekindle what we had before… or does it risk sending me into another self-destructive spiral?

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    New Brooklynite isn't yet used to the 3 AM creative outbursts of her upstairs neighbor and front man of Geese, Cameron Winter. Becoming fast and unexpected friends, she abandons her plan to disappear and takes it on the road with Getting Killed, a groupie in the truest sense of the word. Will Geese and Cameron Winter alike abandon her in the middle of the country without food or water? Read to find out.

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    After cracking two major cases all by themselves, Judy and Nick's lives are going well. However, after a kidnapping attempt, Nick and Judy see themselves leaving Zootopia for a mission that will lead them to a world of conspiracies and political intrigues where a single wrong move can cost them everything. All the while trying to figure out their true feelings for each other.

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    Extremely Canon divergent.
    Chosen is considered mature for his age. His father, Alan, thinks so anyway.
    He can handle the extra responsibilitys. He can handle the harsh words. He can handle his little brother second.
    He can handle it all.
    ...right?

    Original idea from tintstars "they are just children"
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/76751531/chapters/200896286

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    Liu Qingge had dropped off a bird to Shen Yuan one random day, which he didn’t really mind!

    Problem was, it was picking up things that he had been saying!

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    December - 2001

    With the contract looming over Spamtons head, and the constant fighting between him and his partner, he storms off to Cyber City to get away from it all, if just for a weekend.

    Tenna meanwhile, sulking in his guilt and fears, decides he needs to speak to Spamton and try to make it up to him. He ends up getting roped into, or rather, roping Spamton into his own Christmas family get-together... and it doesn't end out too well.

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    TL;DR: Crowley is a scientist. Aziraphale is a siren. The year is 1911, and the place is Antarctica. Also, there’s tons of kinky sex.

    [Fully written. 190k words. 42% smut. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.]

    The real-life Terra Nova Expedition, organised by the British Royal Navy, took place between 1910 and 1913 under the leadership of Captain Scott. His main goal was to win the race to the South Pole, but scientific research was a priority as well. Six of his men, collectively known as the Northern Party, spent most of 1911 on a remote beach that would turn out to be the world’s largest Adélie penguin rookery.

    In this story, Anthony J. Crowley (surgeon, zoologist, photographer) takes the place of Northern Party member George Murray Levick. I tried to stick as much as possible to the actual scientific facts and timeline of events, but some creative license did have to be taken.

    For example, there was no real-life monsterfucking at any point during the Terra Nova Expedition… as far as we know.

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    old man doomed yaoi

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    HARRIS Fun fact: by the time someone has done a Big Year, they've been birdwatching for 24 years on average. How long have you been birdwatching?

    ILYA There are loons that live at the cottage. I have seen them many times.

    Cut to: footage of loons diving and surfacing on a lake.

    ILYA They are not scary at all.

    Cut to: footage of Ilya jumping at the sound of a loon call and yelling for Shane.

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    Or: Shane and Ilya attempt a Big Year of birdwatching across Canada and film it to raise money for the Irina Foundation. It goes about as you'd expect.

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    Keigo is a new hire at a well-respected restaurant, training under Executive Chef Enji.
    His first task as a real Commis Chef— an apprentice chef— is to cook chicken.

    He and Enji have some... differences in taste.

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    Gaia is alive. Gaia saw into the future. Gaia plans.

    With just a little nudge in the right direction, so many things will change. Events are set into motion. They must carry on the Planet's will.

     

    Essentially, a what-if starting with the Planet itself being a little more active in the story, and everything snowballing from there.

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    Overnight, Ais finds himself having to take care of 7 little ducklings.

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    In which players in the league start mysteriously turning into chickens.

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    Feliciano is a fairy with fantastic musical powers.

    Ludwig is an evil wizard's little brother.

    Arthur is a fae Lord haunted by a powerful spell he wrought.

    Alfred is a clever shapeshifter just trying to belong.

    When the legend of a wish-granting amulet arises, the lives of these four young men (and others) become intertwined and changed forever. Hetafata is a magical tale about growing up, discovering your destiny, and finding friendship in unexpected places.

    [The original, unedited longfic as released from 2017-2019 by scrivenernoodz (as Syntax-N) on FFN.]

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    Aite let out a nervous laugh. “Of course, Lord Morax, I have coexisted peacefully alongside the Guili Assembly for centuries. I would not dare—”

    “But you did,” Morax cut her off, voice soft but imbued with telluric power. Once again, the limestone beneath his feet shivered. “Their dreams were eaten. This is your work. Your mark is plainly on it.”

    “Allow me to explain,” Aite said, voice sickly-sweet — just like the stench of overripe fruit that pervaded her hall. “I believe I know how this…mistake…was made.”

    “Oh? Then explain.”

     

    Xiao first meets Morax when he is still enslaved to his first master. He does not expect kindness, especially not when his goddess puts him forth as the culprit in the massacre of a human settlement on a contested border.

    Morax, though, surprises him.

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    Before Elliot can go to sleep, Taph asks (forces) him to bake brownies with them

    (I’m not the best at summaries)

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    “The Crown does not belong to you.” Jeongguk hissed, eyes blazing as his back pressed against the rough bark of the tree. Only the echo of their weapons clashing remained, sharp and heavy.

    “Then who does it belong to?” Park Jimin clenched his jaw, golden eyes fixated on the masked stranger. He couldn’t tear his gaze away, entranced by those beautiful doe eyes and the fire burning in them.

    “To the people.” Jeongguk answered, resolute in his words. His hold on his dagger never faltered, nor did his gaze. “It has always belonged to the people.”

    ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

    Seventy years ago, Park Sejong overthrew the regime and crowned himself the King of Solaria.

    For seventy years, the powerful grew wealthier and flourished, while the weak grew poorer and suffered. The Crown was meant to protect every single person, yet it did not. A Crown like that was one the people didn’t need.

    The Crown Rebellion was created solely to protect the people and take back what belonged to them.

    Jeongguk poses as a servant undercover at the palace, gathering and passing information to the rebellion. He has a single objective:

    He will not lose any more to The Crown.

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    只是马格努斯和察合台可汗在看鸟类图鉴

    内有致死量观鸟梗/得瑟马格/略微丈育察合台

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