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The Journal Of Teenage God

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🍖 🌈 This is a real and true story of my life. I will be in depth on my life, but I will change the name of everyone and everything including me. Everything except America will be change basically. Take the events as true, but not the name details. Human descriptions will be accurate.

This is essentially a blog. I suck at commiting to diaries and journals so if you find this 5 months after its last update and there's only 6 chapters, just leave a comment to get my attention. On second thought, always leave a comment.

The first few chapters will be an establishment of who I am basically. I hope to keep this going.

Chapter 1: Who And What The Hell Am I?

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Nice to meet you! This isn't your typical Ao3 diary. Why? This isn't just venting. It's my life. There are good and bad and sometimes just the eventful. My new years resolution is to have 50 chapters here before 2027. This first chapter is about who I am.

 

01JAN2026: Thursday

You can call me JB. Or Malor. Nobody calls me these in real life, but they are nicknames I've been considering.

Age: 15

Birthday: April

Name: JB

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Gender: Omnigender They/Them (Physically Male)

Favorite Animal: Dogs and Dragons

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Season: Fall

Favorite Subject: JROTC

Favorite Game: CRK

Favorite Book: Lore by Alexandra Bracken

Favorite Book Series: Scythe by Neal Shusterman

Favorite Movie: Knives Out, Wake Up Dead Man

Favorite TV Show: Brooklyn 99/MyStreet

Height: I'm tall.

Weight: I'm not fat, but I'm not jacked.

Power Level: Infinite

Eye Color (Fake): Violet

Hair Style: Military

Hair Color(Fake): Blonde

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel, MyStreet, Percy Jackson, Wheel Of Time, House Of Night, Fourth Wing, Knives Out, Doctor Who, Miraculous, Five Nights At Freddy's, Cookierun Kingdom, Death Note, The Mighty Nein