PaperHermits
Fandoms
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Evolution SMP (1)
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Was anyone going to tell Dick or Jason that this kid was a medalist? Or were they supposed to watch him fall from the ceiling of the Batcave and expect to be normal over him catching himself and landing perfectly?
AKA: Dick's Crashout over Tim being an Olympic Medalist
Basically I took my own prompt from Tumblr, and finally wrote a one-shot for it.
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His burns were a mere background idea, as currently he is running for his life. Breaking through a server’s firewalls is no easy feat, and getting through unscathed is unheard of.
Xelqua is no exception, even as a Watcher.
or: Server firewalls are quite literal. Xelqua knows this as a former Watcher but hasn't had firsthand experience with it until now. He's covered in burns. Also, his name isn’t Grian, its Xelqua. Why does this mustached guy they keep calling him that??
or or: I suck at summaries. Just doing my duty as a Grian & Mumbo fan and sharing my Grumbo reunion fic o7
Recent bookmarks
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The worst year of his life by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
27 Sep 2021
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A snapping sound echoes through the room as a point of space just above the meeting table seems to warp and change. Like reality itself is changing and warping. The last time this had happened was with Superboy prime and his reality altering punch.
Instead of some galactic enemy or Superboy prime, a book falls onto the table. Thick and heavy, pages clean and crisp.
There’s a title on the front, letting bold red with sharp curves. A picture of Red Robin drawn onto the page stylistically.“Red Robin” Diana mutters before the room goes silent.
Series
- Part 40 of Tim Drake AU's
- Part 1 of Ripped Fabric of Tim and Reality
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I'm telling you the truth; I mean this, I'm okay! (Trust me)! I'm not okay! by MoNsTeRsAmOnGMeN
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
21 Jul 2025
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Drake rubbed his face as he approached the screen. “Okay. Due to persistent, aggravating, relentless nagging—” he cut a pointed look at Kon, “—I will now be walking you through the events surrounding my retrieval of Bruce Wayne from a temporal displacement, why Ra’s al Ghul keeps sending me flowers as part of a murder-proposal pact, and why I am, as of last quarter, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises.”
There was a beat of stunned silence.
“All of which,” Drake added dryly, “are, somehow, related.”
“Wait—flowers?” Richard said. “From Ra’s?”
“What the hell is this timeline?” Stephanie mumbled.
Kon said nothing, just gave Timothy a supportive nudge and plugged in the drive.
The screen blinked to life.
Or: Damian Wayne going from "I want this man dead" to "I will be his personal shadow and child demon" in under 2 weeks
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- Part 4 of BatFam needs therapy
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13 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake used to love photography. He used to be pretty damn good at it, too.
He doesn't do it so much anymore.
And he isn't sure why that seems to bother Damian so much.
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I can't go for that (No can do) by limeskittlesaredecent
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
30 Sep 2025
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This family was failing Tim miserably, Damian realized. Pushing him away without even realizing it. Treating him as though he were just an acquaintance, someone they didn't really feel any kind of love towards.
Yet Damian knew that they did love Tim. They loved him very much. And frankly, so did he.
But how was he supposed to fix this issue? By telling everyone that Tim was a master liar and they needed to be on the lookout? No, that would just irritate Tim. But the only alternative was to stay silent and allow it to continue.
What was Damian to do?
Damian finds out more and more about how Tim has been treated by his family and is not amused. He decides it's his job to rectify this, since clearly no one else plans to.
(5 times Damian gently nudged Tim closer to the family + 1 time Damian aggressively shoved Tim into it)
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is batman friends with the crazy clown lady now? by lakeoffireflies
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2024
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"When Bruce first met Harley Quinn he didn't think much of her. She was just another strange, crazed villain born from the cruel depths of Gotham. Of course he did research her, but he didn't think she would stick around for long. The Joker would get bored of her and that would be that. It was cruel, but he was used to it.
Except the years passed and Harley was nothing if not persistent. So here he was, watching Clark hoist her up with the ashes of a brightly burning building behind them."
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5 times the Justice League does not understand Harley Quinn and Batman's relationship and 1 time they do