PaperHermits
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- Batman - All Media Types (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Evolution SMP (1)
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Was anyone going to tell Dick or Jason that this kid was a medalist? Or were they supposed to watch him fall from the ceiling of the Batcave and expect to be normal over him catching himself and landing perfectly?
AKA: Dick's Crashout over Tim being an Olympic Medalist
Basically I took my own prompt from Tumblr, and finally wrote a one-shot for it.
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His burns were a mere background idea, as currently he is running for his life. Breaking through a server’s firewalls is no easy feat, and getting through unscathed is unheard of.
Xelqua is no exception, even as a Watcher.
or: Server firewalls are quite literal. Xelqua knows this as a former Watcher but hasn't had firsthand experience with it until now. He's covered in burns. Also, his name isn’t Grian, its Xelqua. Why does this mustached guy they keep calling him that??
or or: I suck at summaries. Just doing my duty as a Grian & Mumbo fan and sharing my Grumbo reunion fic o7
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Dick Grayson didn’t remember much when he was in high school, it was irrelevant since he was one of Gotham’s vigilantes and the only thing he prioritized in his life. Yet, when he stares blankly with his jaw-dropped to the floor, widening his eyes at the much-better-version of yourself than the one back in high school. Where you had braces on, thick glass frames, acne-prone skin and the fidgeting between your fingers with a timid personality.
He can’t but think: When did you get so hot?
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To Have Been a Robin by its_your_mind
Fandoms: DCU, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics), Infinite Crisis (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Detective Comics (Comics)
24 Sep 2025
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Once he knew where to find the shiny new birdy if he wanted, Jason figured he could leave his replacement alone. He had bigger birds to fry right now (flightless arctic ones, in specific). But the last few times Jason had caught sight of Batman and Robin out on patrol, the cuckoo bird had seemed… off. Subdued, less likely to poke fun at the baddies, and almost silent when it was just him and Bruce alone.
Jason had decided to swing by the Drakes’ neighborhood in Old Gotham to see if he could get an idea of what was up—not because he was worried about the Walmart-brand Robin, alright? He was just… assessing the enemy. Gathering intel.
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- Part 1 of robins emeriti
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The worst year of his life by siren_of_the_ocean
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics)
27 Sep 2021
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A snapping sound echoes through the room as a point of space just above the meeting table seems to warp and change. Like reality itself is changing and warping. The last time this had happened was with Superboy prime and his reality altering punch.
Instead of some galactic enemy or Superboy prime, a book falls onto the table. Thick and heavy, pages clean and crisp.
There’s a title on the front, letting bold red with sharp curves. A picture of Red Robin drawn onto the page stylistically.“Red Robin” Diana mutters before the room goes silent.
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- Part 40 of Tim Drake AU's
- Part 1 of Ripped Fabric of Tim and Reality
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I'm telling you the truth; I mean this, I'm okay! (Trust me)! I'm not okay! by MoNsTeRsAmOnGMeN
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
21 Jul 2025
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Drake rubbed his face as he approached the screen. “Okay. Due to persistent, aggravating, relentless nagging—” he cut a pointed look at Kon, “—I will now be walking you through the events surrounding my retrieval of Bruce Wayne from a temporal displacement, why Ra’s al Ghul keeps sending me flowers as part of a murder-proposal pact, and why I am, as of last quarter, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises.”
There was a beat of stunned silence.
“All of which,” Drake added dryly, “are, somehow, related.”
“Wait—flowers?” Richard said. “From Ra’s?”
“What the hell is this timeline?” Stephanie mumbled.
Kon said nothing, just gave Timothy a supportive nudge and plugged in the drive.
The screen blinked to life.
Or: Damian Wayne going from "I want this man dead" to "I will be his personal shadow and child demon" in under 2 weeks
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- Part 4 of BatFam needs therapy
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13 Oct 2025
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Tim Drake used to love photography. He used to be pretty damn good at it, too.
He doesn't do it so much anymore.
And he isn't sure why that seems to bother Damian so much.