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I'm telling you the truth; I mean this, I'm okay! (Trust me)! I'm not okay! by MoNsTeRsAmOnGMeN
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
20 Jul 2025
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Summary
Drake rubbed his face as he approached the screen. “Okay. Due to persistent, aggravating, relentless nagging—” he cut a pointed look at Kon, “—I will now be walking you through the events surrounding my retrieval of Bruce Wayne from a temporal displacement, why Ra’s al Ghul keeps sending me flowers as part of a murder-proposal pact, and why I am, as of last quarter, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises.”
There was a beat of stunned silence.
“All of which,” Drake added dryly, “are, somehow, related.”
“Wait—flowers?” Richard said. “From Ra’s?”
“What the hell is this timeline?” Stephanie mumbled.
Kon said nothing, just gave Timothy a supportive nudge and plugged in the drive.
The screen blinked to life.
Or: Damian Wayne going from "I want this man dead" to "I will be his personal shadow and child demon" in under 2 weeks
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- Part 4 of BatFam needs therapy