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Chat Name: The Pros and Cons
Unknown User has entered the chat
Drugs:
i thought we had everyone already in?
Almighty Leader:
We do, this isn’t someone we know.
Unknown User:
Uh idk how I got here. Im just gonna leave now-
Unknown User has left the chat
Unknown User has entered the chat
Unknown User:
What??
Unknown User has left the chat
Unknown User has entered the chat
Unknown User:
Can someone try kicking me out or smth?
Drugs has kicked Unknown User from the chat
Unknown User has entered the chat
Drugs:
how??? what r u doing?
Unknown User:
Nothing on purpose??
It seriously wont let me leave-
Cockatoo:
wait who r u?
Unknown User:
Someone whos trying to leave
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Unknown User has entered the chat
Unknown User:
Fuck.
Coffee:
Language.
Cockatoo:
your one to talk
Coffee:
Shut the fuck up.
Almighty Leader:
Since you are unable to leave, change your chat name to your actual name.
Unknown User has changed their name to Blurr
Coffee:
For some strange reason I dont think thats your real name.
Blurr:
Well this is a group filled with people I dont know. Any sane person wouldnt put their real name
Coffee:
Fair enough.
Totally explains why you joined in the first place.
Blurr:
I did not at all mean to join- it just happened
Coffee:
Sure.
Blurr has left the chat
Blurr has entered the chat
Blurr:
Damn I was really hoping it would work that time
Not-A-Cop:
Why do I have 34 notifications? And who is Blurr?
Drugs:
random person who joined and cant leave for some reaosn
reason
and Nedzu said we get to keep them
Blurr:
Wait what?
Drugs:
Do you like cats?
Blurr:
Yes why?
Coffee:
…fine
Drugs:
YES!!
Blurr:
???
What just happened?
Cockatoo:
shou’s one weakness: cats
Blurr:
Still doesnt explain a thing but okay
Coffee:
@Cockatoo you’re an idiot.
Cockatoo:
Why are you so mean ;-;
Coffee:
You’ve just told them my name.
Cockatoo:
no i told them yyour nickname. different things
Coffee:
Still an idiot.
Cockatoo:
:(
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Blurr has entered the chat
Coffee:
Im surrounded by idiots.
Blurr:
Look it could have worked this time
Coffee:
My point still stands.
Blurr:
Ouch
Drugs:
You’ll get used to it
Blurr:
Thanks?
Not-A-Cop:
@Blurr I have a question
Blurr:
Yeah?
Not-A-Cop:
Why’d you choose the name ‘blurr’
Blurr:
…feels like something a cop would ask
Drugs:
ASADSFKAHAFSKJDASHFKLJS HE GOT YOU THERE
Speed:
lol
what are you talking about? his name clearly states he isnt a cop
Blurr:
Im not convinced
@Not-A-Cop why do you ask?
Not-A-Cop:
Well the other week I was assigned a case
About a hacker
Named Blurr
Blurr:
So you are a cop
Not-A-Cop:
Not the point
Blurr:
Yesnt
Drugs:
thats my new favourite word
Coffee:
Blurr what have you done.
Blurr:
?
Coffee:
I will never get a straight answer ever again
Cockatoo:
you never got one to begin with
Coffee:
Not the point.
Blurr:
Sorry?
Drugs:
dont be - its the perfect word to have ever been created
Almighty Leader:
It is getting late. May I remind you many if not all of you have work tomorrow?
Drugs:
dont have to tell me twice Nedzu
Blurr:
Shit Nedzu’s in this chat??
Drugs:
yes and we fear his power
Blurr:
So Im stuck in a chat with Nedzu?
Fear
Blurr has logged off
Almighty Leader:
I expect you all to follow Blurr’s lead.
Drugs has logged off
Speed has logged off
Cockatoo has logged off
Coffee has logged off
Not-A-Cop has logged off
Almighty Leader has logged off
Izuku could not believe it. He had gotten stuck. In a group chat full of pro heroes. And likely an officer that already knew of him. And worst of all.
Nedzu.
That's enough internet for one day Izuku thought to himself, turning off his quirk.