NEVERTAKENSERIOUSLY



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    Izuku, the infamous hacker Blurr, is stuck.

    Literally.

    He cannot leave this group chat no matter how hard he tries.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Izuku fell backwards onto the floor for the third time that day, with the door handle still in his hands, definitely no longer on the door. Izuku could no longer hear anything over the pounding of his heart threatening to beat out of his chest. He raised his eyes back from his hands to the door, to find the door still shut. Izuku was completely, and utterly, fucked.

     

    Or; What if Izuku never made it off the roof after All Might left him?

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Midoriya Izuku's quirk: Perfect Recall. The ability to relive any part of his past with all five senses isn't exactly the most powerful of quirks. Despite that, Izuku's going to become a hero. Even if he has to essentially fight quirkless.
    But then one long, long, day, he meets her. And everything changes.

    Or: If Uraraka had a second quirk, one that lets her rewind the entire world back to a specific point. The only catch? Her own memory gets reset along with everyone else-everyone, that is, but a single boy with a weak quirk.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    When Izuku Midoriya inherits One For All, something... extra comes along for the ride.

    Like, “access-to-the-source-code-of-reality” extra. Suddenly he's seeing health bars, map coordinates, and upgrade menus no one else can. The universe loads a mysterious system called “My Hero Ultra Rumble V9999 Hitlerjoe” — a forbidden interface buried beneath the quirk singularity.

    His first instinct?
    ✅ Fix All Might
    ✅ Become a better hero

    With debug powers, infinite jumps, teleport menus, and the ability to patch trauma out of existence, Izuku is ready to save the world.

    But not everyone is built to live in a world where Deku is both the protagonist and the admin.

    Especially not Katsuki Bakugou — who watches his former punching bag become the literal architect of society, while he’s stuck playing on normal difficulty with emotional lag.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Midoriya Izuku never wanted the spotlight.

    Quite frankly, he'd have been happy spending his three years in U.A.'s Support Course hunched over his work bench drowning in blueprints, caffeine, and whatever gas Mei had accidentally flooded the workshop with this time.

    But no, apparently the support students needed to be more 'well rounded' and 'integrate with their fellow classmates'.

    Cue Power Loader drafting Class-2H into mandatory training and 'team building' exercises in preparation for the upcoming Sports Festival.

    Because that was the obvious solution. Public humiliation and an absolute overhaul of Izuku's carefully curated schedule of avoidance and overwork.

    What could possibly go wrong?

     

    OR:
    The one where Midoriya Izuku is in the U.A. Support Course and spends his time sabotaging any and every attempt Power Loader makes to train him for the Sports Festival, tormenting the U.A. staff, and single handedly raising the resting heart rate of one Aizawa Shouta. His genius gets exploited, his inventions taken advantage of, and All Might eventually realises that the kid he once said couldn't be a hero is a braver one than he ever was.

    Eh, summary is ass - I'm bad at blurbs.

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    17 Apr 2026