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    Past, Present, Future Kind of Deal by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    18 Oct 2025

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    Greetings and welcome. You have been given a rare opportunity. As of right now, at this very moment, you will be given the choice to watch your future through the eyes of a viewer. To put it shortly, you and others will be watching your life in the form of a tv show. Which will be your future. So once you return home, it will grant you the knowledge and understanding to change your fates. Of course, you do not have to, because the future is sacred, and the timeline should not be tempted with, but I believe there is a purpose in showing you.

    So, will you accept?

    Midoriya Izuku woke up for his last year in Aldera High, and found something outside of his room that he didn't know at the time would not only change his life, but that others would soon appear in the same theater. He was given one explanation, one question, one answer, one chance. And he chose to take it, hoping he wouldn't regret it.
    But what bothered him about all this was how his own future could somehow be life-changing?

    Updates monthly

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    brushes on banners and childish desires by

    Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime), SK8 the Infinity (Anime)  

    21 Oct 2025

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    Kaoru has been bored for a long time as of recent. After conversing with Kojiro about his dilemma, he comes out with the idea of looking through his email for commission proposals that he would normally never consider taking. His attention catches on to an email with spelling mistakes in the subject line, against his better judgement, he follows through with it.

    Now he's off to Makochi with a commission to make a new banner for Furin High School. Maybe he'll get a chance to find some place to skate.

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    Lisa's secret by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Coronation Street  

    16 Oct 2025

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    This in an AU where Carla and Lisa are friends. The Moment didn’t happen, but they are really close. Betsy works with Carla at Underworld. Ryan lives with Carla at the flat. Carla decides to be brave and admit her feelings to Lisa. Lisa follows suit and lets Carla in on her own secret. It’s soft, cheesy, cringey, smutty and it attempts to be funny. Lisa has a girl penis, so only read if that’s something you're open to reading about. If you're not into girl penis fics, definitely give this one a miss.

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    Lightworker by

    Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)  

    12 Jul 2025

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    What if Yagami Light had angel wings? And what if he would be in pain whenever he lied or made a bad deed?
    Would it really stops him from using the Death Note?
    Yes it’s the same story as https://archiveofourown.org/works/25325236/chapters/61403230 , because in the same author. I have lost access to my account long ago — and decided to rewrite the story and finish it :).

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    sworn enemies by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    19 Feb 2025

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    Caitlyn is a vampire and Vi is a werewolf, but both date thinking the other is human. Having been together for about a month, their identities are revealed to each other during valentine’s day which just so happens to be on a full moon night when Vi undergoes a transformation and a Noxian hunter shoots Vi.

    The Merdarda family and Noxian hunters are in town, ready to eliminate the werewolves and Vampires in the two cities. The two creatures must work together to face this threat. But what about their love. Werewolves and Vampires are sworn enemies but Caitlyn wants Vi and Vi wants Caitlyn.

    Will they manage to face this threat together and have their happily ever after?

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    Unhelpful guide of how to fuck your frat mate by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    09 Jun 2024

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    Gojo Satoru is a straight man.

    He has no problems with his sexuality, but he has a lot of problems with one of his frat roommates, Geto Suguru.

    After he walks in on Geto by accident, Gojo is entirely sure that Geto threw him a curse. Being cursed is the only explanation for why Gojo can’t stop thinking about how Geto looks when he’s fucking someone.

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    Gotham Knights (Stories Collection) by

    Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics), Gotham (TV), Nightwing (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025)

    20 Oct 2025

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    Batman: Re-imagined

    In this world, Bruce Wayne managed to successfully heal himself through therapy and consequently did not take on the mantle of being Gotham's vigilante. Despite of this, he still managed to adapt four sons: Richard Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne--all unbeknownst to him are part of Gotham's most prominent heroes: The Gotham Knights.

    Why did Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian chose to become vigilante heroes? And how will the 'lack of Batman' change Gotham's villains? Will Bruce ever find out about the nightly activities of his sons? Will the Wayne family survive the chaos that will come to Gotham?

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    Professors Jikook in Hogwarts by

    Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS

    11 Jun 2021

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    stories from lives of Slytherin Professor Park of Defense Against the Dark Arts and Hufflepuff Professor Jeon of Care of Magical Creatures

    they're teaching at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry and also happen to be boyfriends !

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    drops of sunlight (didn’t know i was bleeding) by

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    05 Feb 2023

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    Blessed by Poseidon. Legacy of Hecate and Aphrodite. Son of Apollo.

    Lance is hiding all of these things. But trying to keep a secret on this castle is impossible, especially with a certain half-Galra on his case.

    Or alternatively, five times Lance has to hide his powers and bloodline from his teammates and the one time he can’t afford to.

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    The Various Triumphs of Mischief Bilinski by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    25 Dec 2021

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    "Hello, Chris," sings a honeyed voice from behind.

    Chris' attention snaps toward the intruder, his gun already out of its' holster and aimed at whoever it is — a boy, apparently, with braided russet hair, a red jacket, and wise eyes. He's wearing a gas mask, but Chris can tell by the way his eyes crinkle around the edges, the way sun-burnt sand swirls in his irises, that he's smiling.

    Chris cocks his gun.

    "You killed my father," he says.

    "No offence, but he totally deserved it," the stranger agrees with cheerful solemnity.

    "What the hell are you doing in my home?" Chris demands. The kid is perched on a windowsill in Chris' office, as nonchalantly as if this were something he did every day, as if they were familiar.

    "I was just wondering," the kid speaks softly, fond amusement sewn through with a peculiar resignation, "how you'd feel about putting down some nazis?"

    [Or: The one where Stiles goes back in time and subsequently fucks with everything.]

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    You Saw Green? Don't you Mean Red? by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)  

    13 Oct 2025

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    Tim got dipped in a Lazarus pit during Bruce Quest so when Jason uses Pit madness as an excuse for killing someone, he impulsively calls him out in front of the whole family.

    https://www.tumblr.com/darkknight-hero/797003051347148800/incredibly-unserious-au-where-bruce-got-lazarus?source=share link to og tumblr post by darkknight-hero

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    gameboy by

    Fandoms: 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)  

    07 Oct 2025

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    “Uh, wait… what does this item do again?” Hyun-tak asked, fumbling through his shop.

    Su-ho pinched the bridge of his nose. No. This was it. Surely even Seong-je couldn’t let that slide.

    But Seong-je only chuckled. “That’s a crit item. Buy that. Yeah, perfect. Nice.”

    Nice? Su-ho wanted to scream. If this had been anyone else feeding 0/7 by ten minutes, Seong-je would’ve been inventing a new curse word to yell at them. He muted himself again, laughing silently in disbelief. 

    He knew the evil that lived inside Keum Seong-je. He had seen it. Had lived through it, experienced it first hand. If it were anyone else, Seong-je would’ve been tearing them to shreds. Su-ho had seen him make complete strangers cry in solo queue. In quickplay. In unranked, and ranked, in customs, in any playable gamemode.

    So… What the fuck was this? 

    (or, seong-je is a streamer and everybody and their partners suffer because of him)

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    Till's Theft Count by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    17 Sep 2025

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    Till is an Omega and like all other omega's he has a nest. In his nest he has all the normal things. 

    An arrangement of comfort plushies, some of his mothers clothes, assortments of his friends things, and of course the clothes he stole from his roommate. 

    Okay, that one might not be so normal, but he really can't help it!

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    Re: ZERO ~ Starting Life in Japan With Otherworlders (Not) From Zero! ~ by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)  

    04 Oct 2025

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    Subaru and co. are on their way to the Pleiades Watchtower to meet the Sage and ask for his help in reverting the effects of the Authorities of Gluttony and Lust. On their way, they suddenly get transported to Subaru's hometown ― Japan! How will they be able to adapt to the life there? Will they be able to find a way back? Why did they suddenly get transported anyways?

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    Just a Hobby by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    17 Aug 2017

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    Five times Deputy Derek shelters his partner from the world of the supernatural and the one time he discovers he’s just been making a fool of himself.

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    keep looking for the end of the tunnel by Anonymous

    Fandoms: 오늘만 사는 기사 | A Knight Who Eternally Regresses (Webcomic)  

    19 Oct 2025

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    “I look forward to seeing how you will brute force your way out of this one.” Infuriatingly, the Ferryman wouldn’t let Enkrid get a word in edgewise, and he gave a wordless growl.

    “I’ll tear down this wall like all the others, just you watch,” Enkrid grit out, and then he was gone, leaving barely a ripple in the endlessly stretching not-water.

    The Ferryman stared where the other had been standing just seconds before, the grin still faintly on its lips. Maybe this would finally make Enkrid give up. And well, if it didn’t, it would be fun to watch regardless.

    //or enkrid and the madman platoon wake up in modern korea, courtesy of the ferryman

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    Parental Guidance Advised by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)  

    17 Oct 2025

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    “You-” Barry starts, blinking. “You really do care for him, don’t you? And not just as Nightwing’s husband.”
    Bruce grunts, but years as the Bat’s in-law have given Barry a somewhat rudimentary understanding of his speech patterns, and Barry knows that the lack of an outright denial in this case says more than an agreement ever could.

    /OR/ 5 times Batman cares about Flamebird, and 1 time the League finds out why

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    The Nuclear Option by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    03 Mar 2024

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    For the first time ever, Tim needs an adult.

    So Tim resorts to the only option he has left: Blackmail.

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    Maze in the mirror by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    05 Oct 2025

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    Harry knew that accepting the third option presented by death meant living through it all once again, what he didn't expect was how different this path would be without a certain someone trying to make a martyr out of him rather than the so-claimed heroe media keep on trying to portray him as.

    Current schedule: Trying my best to keep up with weekly updates, but if not, at least 2 or 3 chapters a month.
    Current book: Fifth book.
    English is not my first language.

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    Hold On To Your Socks! by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types  

    09 Apr 2024

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    Jason Todd ends up kidnapped, used in a fucked-up summoning ritual, meeting the Ghost High King, making a new friend, calling in some back-up, and learning some new information about himself.

    Maybe not exactly in that order, but almost all in the same night. When all Jason really wants is a nap. And maybe some answers.

    A certified wild ride TM .

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