21 - 40 of 78,048 Bookmarked Items in Attempt at Humor

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. 1

    Teach Me to Sing the Words (to Your Song) by

    Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types

    03 Nov 2025

    Words:
    45,155
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1

  2. *

    Sunshine by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    07 Mar 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    Naruto was only three the night everything changed.

    He lost his parents, he lost his identity, and his baby brother became the Jinchūriki for the very thing that took them away from him. He began to build a new life after that night but after pushing himself one step too far, Naruto finds himself on a time limit.

    He tries to balance his duty to his village, raising his brother and supporting his new family but as the Akatsuki rises and disaster strikes at the heart of the village, the pressure grows and Naruto struggles to stay afloat. With his circle of precious people growing and his rapid rise through the ranks, he finds it harder and harder to keep it together.

    All Naruto wants is the best for the people around him and he will do whatever it takes to make it happen.

    Even if it kills him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    265,149
    Chapters:
    43/43
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    312
    Kudos:
    1,420
    Bookmarks:
    455
    Hits:
    58,596

  3. 46

    i'm so cool and chill and fine (if you ignore these lines) by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    29 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    “Oh, thanks," Izuku says, tugging at the sweater self-consciously and turning a bit pink. "Ochaco picked it out for my, uh. My date tonight."

     

     

    "Your what?" Katsuki asks, setting down his knife and not blowing up a single thing, which he thinks is very mature of him."

     

    Izuku gets a boyfriend. Katsuki is completely normal about this development.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,263
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    2,827

  4. 28

    Life & Times (Guard Gi-hun AU) by

    Fandom: Squid Game (TV 2021)

    02 May 2025

    Words:
    46,868
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    28

  5. 9

    The Black Phone // Agent AU by

    Fandoms: The Black Phone - Fandom  

    01 Jan 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    Back here again with another Black Phone story. This book is going to be an agent AU. The agents here will be Finney, Griffin, and Bruce. This story is heavily inspired by ECLIPSEWXTCH. Can you tell I like their stories? Once again, I'm going to try and change as much as I can so my story isn't similar to theirs. This story takes place in 2022 because why not

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,102
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,921

  6. *

    show me the way (it can feel like love) by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    24 Dec 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    “It’s good to be here.” Zhongli leans down to press a warm kiss to Venti’s cheek, then looks up at the white silk banners draping the outside of the cathedral, lined with beautiful twists of lily and cecilia. “What… is all of this?”

    “Um.” Venti laughs nervously. “So, there’s been a little bit of a misunderstanding…” He raises his hands in a gesture of faux excitement, as though unveiling a fun little surprise. “Change of plans! We’re getting married!”

    Zhongli looks puzzled. “But we’re already married.”

    Through a series of drunken misunderstandings, Mondstadt begins preparing for the event of the century: its Archon’s wedding to the neighboring deity.

    Venti, meanwhile, now has to explain to his husband of three hundred years why they’re getting married again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    1,292
    Bookmarks:
    254
    Hits:
    7,390

  7. *

    Of Bombs & Chainsaws by

    Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)  

    20 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Denji is waiting for the girl who stole his heart to run away with him. When the young woman is nowhere to be found, their love seems destined to be over before it ever has the chance to flourish. So imagine everyone's surprise when Reze is revealed to be Division 4's newest member the very next day.

    A reimagining of Part 1 from Chapter 51 onward in which Denji and Reze are together. Or in other words: "What if Chainsaw Man hurt just a little less?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101,189
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    1,119
    Kudos:
    1,273
    Bookmarks:
    193
    Hits:
    74,687

  8. 30

    WOHOO! SURPRISE PARENTHOOD!!!🎉🎉🎉 by

    Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Constantine (Comics)  

    30 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    “hey mates! Guessed who’s back!” John cheered as he entered the Justice League Dark Headquarter.

    No one look up from what they were doing, Busy with their books, Or whatever the shit they’re holding…

    That is until John pulled out an adorable Blond girl from his back “meet Katherine! She’ll be around so get used to her!” he said, and when the girl giggled everyone whipped their Head to look at him, even Dr.Fate "and don't give her chocolate, I learn they're bad for pets but I dont know if they're bad for babies too but just to be sure... No chocolate" John added

    “WHO’S CHILD IS THAT?!??!!??” Zatanna asked the Question that came to all of their mind.

    “I found it” John casually says proudly. “she’s Mine now” he added in a more demanding tone as if he's declaring it.

    ---

    Aka Magic was fucked and Now there's a Child, OUR child! No one need to know though, Just say we found it in the trash and decide to share custody.

    [Also Author keep making new fics and forgotting old ones lmao]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,797
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3,289

  9. *

    Superwoke: The Batman Edition by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    22 Jul 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    It's no secret that Guy Gardner harbors some sort of grudge against Batman. And it's no secret to any superhero that the leadership change of the former "Justice Gang" is the reason. However, when Guy is questioned about this during an interview, his pride leads him to give a different and infinitely more problematic answer.

    "You know what Batman's problem is, honey?" Guy asks, grabbing the microphone from the woman's hand and pointing it at the camera angrily. "The problem is Batman can't see any gay people at the top! That's that homophobic jerk's problem!"

    or: guy gardner calls batman homophobic to the world. and no matter what bruce does to fix it, nothing seems to be working. he resorts to more extreme measures.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    2,716
    Bookmarks:
    275
    Hits:
    13,151

  10. 37

    𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 ﹙ invincible ﹚ by

    Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Invincible (Image Comics)  

    18 Jun 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    ───── ❝ for a world that needs us, they sure can be jerks about it. ❞ - kara zor-el 🌹

     

    invincible.
    standalone, seasons 1 - 3 +
    mark grayson / fem oc
    cross-posted on wattpad @heartsforiley

     

    © heartsforiley, 2025

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,327
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4,381

  11. *

    Till Death Do Us Apart by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types  

    19 Jan 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    The Ghost King’s terrifying form shimmered, the swirling mist and glowing eyes melting away to reveal a teenager with messy black hair and an exasperated expression. He looked about Billy’s age, though the weight in his eyes suggested someone much older.

    “You heard me,” the boy—no, the king—repeated. “That summoning ritual was a marriage contract. You and I? We’re bound together now. ‘Til death do us part. And considering I’m already dead, I’d say we’re in this for the long haul.”

    Or,

    Billy and Danny get matchmaked by random cultists.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    3,766
    Bookmarks:
    319
    Hits:
    22,971

  12. *

    Your local unhinged Sumeru-Fontaine group chat by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    31 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    s: You know me as Ajax’s master, but I myself am the student of a powerful swordsman. I dare say he is the most powerful being in the universe.

    Dehyalion: Dang

    Guns&Roses: Dang

    The researchers of Sumeru and Fontaine have worked together to develop a new text messaging system. They've selected a few beta testers from each region, and the Dendro Archon organizes a group chat for them. Needless to say, things get MUCH more chaotic than intended.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    240,670
    Chapters:
    129/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    9,057
    Kudos:
    6,721
    Bookmarks:
    654
    Hits:
    313,626

  13. *

    Something, Somehow by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    27 Sep 2023

    Tags
    Summary

    Atsushi doesn't meet Dazai by the river, and he doesn't join the agency. He saves himself from starving and figures out how to live, but he still ends up involved with both the Port Mafia and the ADA. Also, it's silly.

     

    Based on a Tumblr post. There's a grocery store frequented only by ADA and Port Mafia members. And now Atsushi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,811
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    2,247
    Bookmarks:
    432
    Hits:
    16,647

  14. *

    To Date a Harbinger by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    17 May 2021

    Tags
    Summary


    FelixSmelix:
    So I've gotten Childe's bad ending like 10000 times now and he's told me, in six different formats, that he loves someone else. Who the fuck does Childe love???? Why can't I get him to love me??? CHILDE IVE BLOWN 100 BUCKS FOR YOU WHY WONT YOU APPRECIATE ME

    Vlad:
    Zhongli

    Nananana-it’s-batman-dia:
    Lmao zhongli

    FelixSmelix:
    What th efuck are you guys talking about? Who's Zhongli???

    Ekakakaterina:
    Are you fucking kidding me felix I TOLD YOU: Zhongli’s secret route!!

    FelixSmelix:
    WHO'S ZHONGLI???

    Ekakakaterina:
    https://www.ToDateAHarbinger.my/walkthrough/zhongli’s-secret-route
    Read this u imbecile

    OR: The "To Date a Harbinger" Community gathers around to understand why, in the dating sim, Childe Tartaglia is so difficult to date and why a certain Geo Archon is involved in this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    3,100
    Bookmarks:
    513
    Hits:
    20,712

  15. 20

    The Algorithm Made Me Do It by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    19 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    When Jason Todd downloads TikTok during a stakeout, Gotham’s criminal ecosystem collapses overnight. The Red Hood trades bullets for BookTok lingo, calling mobsters “NPCs” and threatening them with “villain arc development.” Suddenly, gangsters are terrified, Nightwing is traumatized, and Batman is one “POV” away from losing his mind. As Jason’s chaos goes viral—complete with book recs, memes, and unsolicited trauma dumps—Gotham learns the hard way that psychological warfare now comes with hashtags, and the city’s deadliest antihero has officially entered his ✨villain era✨.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    513

  16. 46

    The Russtappen crisis by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    14 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Charles Leclerc was a man of taste, composure, and quiet dignity.
    He was also, unfortunately, a man with a burner account on Twitter.

    When he stumbles upon the Russtappen tag, Charles spirals into an existential crisis somewhere between Maranello and another chaotic race week.

    Max, for his part, finds the whole thing hilarious, at least until Charles’ jealousy starts looking suspiciously like a confession.

    (Spoiler: It is.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    473
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    3,043

  17. *

    a decade's worth of days with you by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

    24 Dec 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    On October 31st, 2017, Gojo Satoru wakes up and immediately realizes the day has repeated. He recognizes this for two reasons. One: his six eyes tell him the cursed energy outlays are identical to the day prior, something that has never happened before and will never happen again, unless time itself is overlapping. And two: Utahime is still in Tokyo, despite her plans to depart the evening prior, and she would never, ever, extend her stay without emergency.

    or: Gojo Satoru gets trapped in his own personal Groundhog Day. Like most things in his life do, every day leads back to Geto Suguru.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,022
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    452
    Kudos:
    2,119
    Bookmarks:
    704
    Hits:
    41,729

  18. 5

    The Intern Wears Prada by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    02 Nov 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    He’s sixteen, freezing, and definitely not supposed to be here. But when you’re Spider-Man, underpaid, and one bad hoodie away from hypothermia, sometimes the only solution is casual theft.

    Featuring extremely stealthy T-shirt heists, a growing collection of suspiciously branded outerwear, judgmental best friends, and a billionaire who absolutely knows his intern is raiding the closet… but hasn’t said a word.

    Because when you’re Peter Parker, subtlety is dead, shame is on life support, and if you’re going to spiral, you might as well do it in designer.

    (Or, five times Peter “borrowed” Mr. Stark’s clothes, and one time Tony actually handed them to him.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,811
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    337

  19. 1

    A Bunker They Can Call Their Own by

    Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

    30 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    On the bright side, Cas was back from the Empty. On the not so bright side, he believed Dean was expecting him to leave because of his confession. Which meant it was up to the hunter to talk him out of this foolish idea... the problem was, he didn't know if he could handle the upcoming conversation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,771
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    15

  20. 17

    Operation: Shut Up Jason Todd™ by for mentallypapaya

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days  

    28 Oct 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Jason complains so loudly that Ra's al Ghul commits murder just for some peace and quiet.

    Consequences include: one dead clown, one buffering Batman, and Jason learning to weaponize whining.
    (But also the fact that sometimes getting what you want feels worse than not getting it at all)

    A stupid cautionary tale all in all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,346
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    766

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

?
?
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation