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forever going with the flow (but you're friction) by nothingbutlove
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
06 Jun 2023
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Jay gets hired as the manager of the bakery Jungwon works at. The problem? It was supposed to be Jungwon's spot. Also, there's the fact that Jungwon really fucking despises him.
It's going to be a long couple of months.
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Doom Slayer fucks a dog
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Ch 3, 2022
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“Fire Spirit Cookie?” He doesn’t bother to mask the bewilderment in his voice. The cookie in question smiles cautiously, dangling upside-down from that unnecessary cape of his, which is currently caught on Wind Archer’s arrow.
“I expected a warmer welcome?” Fire Spirit parrots. Wind Archer suppresses an amused smile at the scene in front of him as the silver arrow disintegrates. Fire Spirit makes a startled noise, catching himself in the air instead of falling.
“What are you doing here?” Wind Archer asks, lowering his bow.
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or, a favor is returned, Fire Spirit touches grass, and Wind Archer has the slowest gay panic cookiekind has ever seen.update 4.27.25: Added a lil drawing of the boys ❤💚 (og 4.21.25)
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FIC FOR MONTHS. MONTHS. IT'S JUST AS AMAZING AS I REMEMBER!!! IT CAME BACK TO ME ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥 I'm so happy rn
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Fish and Chips by Akarmaarka
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
23 Feb 2025
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Honestly, what can she say to them? “Oh, we are not dating. What a silly thing to assume! We just meet for fish and chips while we discuss plans for Pein’s invasion and Madara’s downfall?”
Absolutely not an option.
So, when they presumed that they were dating, Shikako kind of… went with it? In her defence, she was never confronted regarding that matter and it bought her time, sweet precious time and a contemporary who understood exactly what she was going through. So no, she played along with it. Definitely made her life easier.
Or not. She hummed, looking at the furious glances thrown by her brother, her teammate and … her teacher?
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Batman is a scary cat - Do not Pet! by MooseMink
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
15 Feb 2024
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They were just about done fending off the invaders as, in a last desperate or maybe plain petty move, the leader of the aliens let go one last spell as he fled onto his ship and closed the portal behind himself. The spell manifested in a blue lightning that felt ice cold as it rushed past Barry and made next to no sound as it hit.
As it hit the person next to him.
The person next to him had been Batman.
Barry turned around as quick as he could, which was very, he’s the flash after all, just to see the dust settle and where once the dark knight stood now only a ball of black fur sat.
It took Barry’s brain long enough to compute what had happened that Hal had figured it out before him.
“Did- Did spooky get turned into a cat ?”
Or Batman gets turned into a Cat and the JL get to meet his family.
Wally finds himself in love and Dick definitely has a type.Rated teen for swearing, flirting and mentioning of wounds - it's all mild but better safe then sorry.
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half doomed & semi-sweet by gai012
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat (Video Games 2023-)
04 Oct 2023
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“No one will love you, Takahashi Kenshi.”
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fight in her eyes, wine on her lip by risaimitchel
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
01 Oct 2023
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In which the Forgers, but mostly Twilight, traumatize a bartender.
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Instead of thanking him, Hongjoong grins at him. “You like Star Wars, huh?”
“I— what?” Seonghwa gives the delivery man a bewildered look.
“What else do you like?” Hongjoong asks, unbothered by Seonghwa’s expression.
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Seonghwa meets Hongjoong when he takes an embarrassing tumble down the steps of the dance studio he works at. In a tutu. Luckily for him, Hongjoong doesn't seem to mind at all; in fact, he's quite eager to see Seonghwa in it again.
Or, ballet dance teacher!Seonghwa and guitarist!Hongjoong meet and flirt. And then some.
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Their captain gets swallowed by a fish- an ordinary day for a Strawhat, really.
If only there were any clues how to turn 7yo rubber boy that emerged back to his usual self.- Language:
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At Least One of Us Ended Up the Hero in the Story by Kingdom_Nerds
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
20 Oct 2025
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Lying came easily for Neal. After all, his whole life had been built upon a lie. It was the reason he ran from home when he was younger. He just didn't think the biggest lie he's ever been told would turn out to be an even bigger lie.
Or, AU where Neal Caffrey is Tim Drake's estranged older brother
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Steve Harrington needs a job, and nannying for twin eight-year-old boys seems perfect—until he realizes their dad is Eddie Munson, legendary rockstar, frontman of Corroded Coffin and his crush from high school.
What starts as just a way to pay rent turns into something more as Steve finds himself falling—not just for the kids, but for their chaotic, charming, and unexpectedly soft-hearted father. Late-night talks, lingering touches, and an undeniable spark make it harder to ignore the lines blurring between them.
But love isn’t easy, especially when one of them is a rockstar and the other is just trying to figure out what comes next.
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“Fuck you-- fuck. Ugh.” She doesn’t kick him, but only because he scrambles up before she can aim it.
“Fuck you,” he replies. “Give me the chips.”
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children at heart (and body, unfortunately) by monsshi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Dec 2021
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It's just a harmless and temporary curse. It wasn't anyone's fault, really. If anyone had a say in it, it would be the ones who got cursed. But really, they're fine and healthy and safe. In three days, everything will be back to normal.
There was nothing to worry about. All was well.
"Gege! Gege! A-Cheng hit A-Ying!"
"I did not!"
"Did too!"
Gods, help these poor juniors.
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"Friends don't kiss," Minho says, eyes narrowed.
"Uh, sometimes they do? I mean, we're really good friends..." Changbin tries to defend.
"Really good friends don't kiss either, idiot."
in which: Changbin and Seungmin accidentally make a habit of making out at parties, then start going to parties just so they have an excuse to make out, then realize that isn't normal.
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Being played (it goes both ways) by AshlyStarryNight
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
23 Oct 2025
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Based on the idea where "Jabber making advances on Zanka but once Zanka actually reciprocates, Jabber loses interest."
But, with a twist.
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would stay forever (if you say don't go) by blacksugasfire
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Oct 2025
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It really shouldn't be a big deal... except that it is. Jimin wishes he could be everywhere else but there. Can he really miss his brother's wedding? Jimin shakes his head, trying to send away his problem.
For a moment, Jimin forgets what he’ll have to deal with. He can go through seven days of close contact with /him/ if it means doing it on the most beautiful beach of all time. He can’t believe his brother is having a destination wedding, but right now, Jimin couldn’t be happier.
He loves the beach, the sea. His eyes try to take in as much as possible, and he forgets all about his problem: Min Yoongi.
His brother's adult work partner.
His brother’s thirty-seven-year-old best friend.
His brother’s best man, who happens to be fourteen years older than Jimin.
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Or: When Kurosaki-kun came knocking initially, in the dead of night and a question Kisuke really hadn’t expected to hear from him on his lips, Kisuke was anticipating a much easier problem to solve than what he found littering the steps of the Kurosaki Clinic. But then, it wasn’t like certain people in Soul Society didn’t start it, and Kurosaki-kun is, with the right assistance here and there, ever so good at ending it.
UraIchi Week, Day 3: Hypothetically, if I needed to bury a body, where would be a good place to do that? In a hypothetical scenario.
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A Guide to Sexorcism by Wu Suowei—How to Ward off Your Boyfriend's Horniness by binghaobao
Fandoms: 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV), 逆袭 - 柴鸡蛋 | Counterattack - Chai Jidan
25 Jul 2025
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After their first time together, Chi Cheng becomes insatiable. Suowei is tired of Chi Cheng's high sex drive and needs to rest his ass. So Suowei goes to his bff, Xiaoshuai to formulate another plan to keep Cheng's hands off of him, but will they succeed or will it backfire?
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Down right hilarious!! I love it sososososo much. Basically my favourite charts
Weiweis chart
Green = GoYellow = Only if bribed
Red = Do NOT attempt. I will evaporate.
Chi Chengs chart
🟢 = Morning kisses🟡 = Make you breakfast first
🔴 = I will behave, but I demand cuddles
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Steady Rhythm by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
11 Jan 2025
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“Clark, talk to me,” Bruce said, crouching in front of him.
Clark barely registered the words, his mind too fractured to focus. “It’s—it’s too much,” he managed, his voice strained. “The noise. The lights. Everything.”
Or, after months of holding it together, Clark finally hits his breaking point—and Bruce reminds him that he doesn’t have to carry the weight of the world alone.