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Be Gay, Do Crime - The Z-Team Official Group Chat by FandomLore
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Original Work
06 Nov 2025
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"Wait, you mean those fuckers didn't drag your ass into their own online hell yet?" Chase chuckled, finally snapping Robert awake as he chugged his coffee.
"Online what?" He deadpanned, watching as Chase grabbed his phone, typing in the ID for one of the SDN Messager's private channels.
"The group chat, dumbass." The older man remarked, tossing the cellphone back to the former-superhero, the group chat name clear as day at the top: "Be Gay, Do Crime".
"... Lovely." Robert grumbled.
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From the creator of the Hi-Fi RUSH Chat Fic, we got a Dispatch Chat Fic! Chaos, gays, and basically whatever idea I decide to toss in here. Comments are also taken into suggestion when writing, so please comment your feedback!
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Dear husband why are you so pale? by taetaes_left_breadcheek
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Oct 2025
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Jungkook loves his job as a mortician. He feels at peace around the dead.
That's until one of his clients isn't so dead after all.
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If anyone asked, Robby could easily tell the story with a lovesick smile and eyes focused only on the younger man as if he hung the moon and stars himself. A rough hand caressing his arm before intertwining their fingers.
“It was almost like fate.” He would say, awe in his tone, still surprised at how this man chose to be with him.
If anyone asked Dennis, he would look at you with furrowed eyebrows and a slowly reddening face as he’d reply, “What do you mean? Dr. Robby and I aren’t dating.”
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5 + 1 of everyone knowing that dennis and robby are together except for dennis
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do it for him.png by dandelion_weed for etenamenki
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Aug 2022
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If you ask Luo Binghe, he’d tell you this is the worst honeymoon they’ve ever been on. First of all, Shizun is not giving him nearly half the attention he usually gives Binghe. Second of all, Shizun spends most of his time in this world stalking a fifteen year old boy.
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Twisted Wonderland: Our Own Tales by YukimiSou25
Fandom: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
31 Aug 2025
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A series of Twisted Wonderland Malleus x Yuu, M/M fanfictions.
The Main Storyline of the series, Extras will be moved to the Extra Series
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I'll Take What's Mine and Give It All To You by Anonymous for megumisrabbits
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Nov 2025
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Izuku and Katsuki are happy where they are now. They're friends, pro-heroes, and even roommates.
They're also constantly dancing around each other, quietly competing for the title of The Biggest Yearner, yet neither are daring to make a move. They've convinced themselves they're fine with that.
But things finally change when Izuku brings home a haunted ouija board that forces them to come together, in every sense of the word.
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When a ghost allegedly haunts Camelot’s halls, the Knights of the Round Table embark on a midnight investigation. Leon’s sceptical, Percival’s hiding on top of the table, Arthur’s hunting for snacks, and Merlin…is why there’s a ghost rumour in the first place.
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- Part 4 of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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I'm in New Jersey? Ew. by Kimemi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Sep 2025
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“Send me away,” Peter informed Dr Strange, slipping on a mask of courage he knew all too well, shoulders back, head high, keep your breath even. He heard the voice of one of the soldiers who previously trained him in his head, cold, sharp.
“Are you sure about this, Peter?” Dr Strange asked, concern evident on his face.
“Yeah,” He looked at Dr Strange dead in the eye, “I am.”
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After the events of NWH, Peter found himself in a new universe, stuck in a city filled with bats and birds, horrible naming skills, and lots of crime and stray animals. Fortunately, He was more than used to being dumped at random places with little to no knowledge of where he was. Unfortunately, this city kept reminding him of a past he’d rather forget. He got de-aged, and he had somehow managed to catch the attention of a few local vigilantes, but everything was fine.
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WDYM HE LOOKED LIKE ONE OF A CERTAIN HIMBO BILLIONAIRE'S CHILDREN?
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Hydra!Peter in Gotham :)
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vital signs by anemotions (realdefonge)
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
16 Jul 2023
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Medical intern, Kim Dokja, has no idea why everyone seems to be making a fuss over Yoo Joonghyuk, the young CEO who frequents their hospital for his monthly checkup.
Well, he doesn't have to wonder for too long, since he'd been assigned to perform the initial examination on the CEO.
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Formalities by Terranpheum
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jul 2022
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Spider-Man has his whole life figured out. He's got himself an apartment at 16, a job, and a secret identity to boot. He's alone, but he's content. But when hero after hero begin showing up at his door for one reason or another, his shaky foundation begins to crumble. Combined with the nefarious villain scheme of the month, things seem more uncertain than ever.
It'd be rude to kick everyone out, though, right? (And just maybe, he doesn't want them to leave in the first place.)
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Neither Kiyoomi nor Atsumu are strangers to casual sex. The reason for that is “a lack of emotional capacity,” as Kiyoomi would say, and Atsumu is “just really horny”. They sometimes meet in the hallways when they pull their victims behind them, heated gazes clashing in the space between them.
That they end up sleeping with each other at some point is an inevitability, and so is the rest. They just take a while to realize it.
Featuring the complications of room assignments, unintentional domesticity and a lot of mutual dumbassery. Also, the bone-deep exasperation of an entire volleyball team.
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Twelve years after the war, Draco Malfoy has cut herself off completely from the magical world, been living in a tiny flat in Muggle London and scraping by as a minor actress. Meanwhile, Harry Potter has been the youngest Head Auror of all time for the past three years, untouchable in the papers, the perfect hero.
Two sides of the same coin—one a ghost, the other a legend.Until one rainy day, Draco woke up hungover, late for work, and accidentally paid the Youngest Head Auror in the Ministry's history for sex.
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Access Granted by hearts_in_the_sky
Fandoms: 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV), 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV) RPF, 逆袭 - 柴鸡蛋 | Counterattack - Chai Jidan
17 Aug 2025
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After a bout of food poisoning from a disastrous takeout, Wu Suo Wei takes an aperiodic day off work. While he recovers at home for the rest of the day, Chi Cheng covers for him at the office and accidentally discovers a mysterious file on Wu Suo Wei’s computer. What starts as a routine day quickly turns into an unexpected dive into Wu Suo Wei’s most scandalous secrets.
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Ghost didn’t apologize, not for anything. The man was prideful, and when he did acknowledge he had hurt someone or had been unnecessarily cruel, he tried to fix it with a gift or doing some of their chores. He was never good with words, and probably never would be.
Ghost continued, “Are you still mad at me? I mean- fuckin’ hell, ‘course you are, I just mean it’s okay. To be mad. I’m- mad at me too, Johnny.” and his voice fucking cracked, and before he fully knew it himself he was marching over to the door and ripping it open forcefully.
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In other words, Simon says some hurtful words and Soap storms off into another part of the house, closing the door behind him. Short and sweet!
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Matinee Patrol by chacarron
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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They made a pact on a Tuesday at eleven in the morning, which felt like the most aggressively daytime hour imaginable for crime-fighting in Gotham.
Duke leaned his elbows on a hot dog cart on Robinson Avenue and tapped his phone screen, sunlight gleaming off his yellow helmet. “Okay. Day Patrol Challenge. Ten good deeds before lunch. Extra points if no one broods.”
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When Blake Belladonna moves into her new apartment, the last thing she expects the place to be is haunted. And the last, the utterly last thing Blake expects herself to do is to fall in love with a ghost.
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A Curse Might Be A Blessing
By: DC_FitzpatrickPart 1: A Curse Might Be A Blessing
Part 2: Blessings
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“Hey Jonathan, you’re not a virgin right?”
“Argyle I told you I’m not into that astrology shit.”
OR; 5 times Argyle and Jonathan talk about Mike + 1 time Mike talks to them
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By now, Minho’s body is shaking, trembling with the impact Jisung’s presence is having on him, his omega tingling and quivering inside of him. And yet Minho doesn’t recognize that this is a bad thing until he realizes that he’s aching, that he’s suddenly feeling needy for more than what he has now.
It’s just barely not enough warning before Minho feels something wet start to slide from him, a drip down his thigh. It’s slick, he’s leaking slick in his best friend’s lap. “Shit,” he curses breathily, eyes wide as he scrambles from Jisung’s lap, dread filling his every sense.
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Minho goes into a sudden heat during a summer vacation with Jisung. The problem? The shared house, and the fact they're just good friends.
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Jungkook is a busy alpha. He owns a medical engineering company and spends his days on a private jet, behind the desk in an obnoxiously large office, or in meetings with suited-up people.
Unfortunately, the job comes with social obligations - like showing up to charity galas. Though, at one of those he has an unforgettable (sexual and spiritual) encounter with Jimin, a charming and mysterious omega, that irrevocably rocks his world.
However, Jimin becomes unreachable when he suddenly shows up in a work-related context and also has a seven-year-old pup to raise.
But Jungkook isn't known to be a quitter.
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local workaholic alpha meets local charming single parent omega and falls in love head over heels.- Language:
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