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    Rewrite of an older fic of mine
    TW: vomit, food poisoning

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    For their anniversary, Shane books a beautiful restaurant, wears a nice shirt, and tries very hard to be the kind of husband who understands tasting menus.

    Unfortunately, the seafood has other plans.

    Several hours later, Shane and Ilya are on the hallway floor, sweaty, furious, half-dead, and learning that marriage is not just romance, anniversaries, and expensive wine. Sometimes it is food poisoning, rehydration sachets, and your husband accusing seafood of attempted murder.

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    Letting the 6 foot tall god-like alien into his home seemed like something he should feel advised against.

    Hell, there was probably an entire protocol for it, not that he would have followed. Surprisingly, Nolan was a decent guest. Cecil didn’t consider himself an above-average host–he was ill-prepared for the company–but still Nolan never once complained; not even after days of sleeping on a stiff pull-out couch that his feet would dangle off the edge of, or when Cecil would get so annoyed from his incessant questioning of everything during their nightly TV ritual that he would shut down completely and slink off to bed soon after without so much of a grumble.

    OR

    Cecil is tasked with 'surveillance' of Nolan after he lands on Earth. That surveillance turns out being Nolan--with no identity or resources--crashing on Cecil's couch, learning about humanity through cable TV. Cecil tries to teach him how to cook and--with a little help from Cecil's selective attention and the freezer-life of beef--instead teaches him about the biology, fragility, and blind tenacity of humans and their nature... or at least one human's nature.

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    A collection of request fills for various fandoms with a focus on hurt/comfort and fluff (both or either individually, depends on the request(s))

    This collection will be orphaned at the end of 2026 (or whenever tags fill up), but keep in mind that everything here is also going to be posted as separate oneshots so that I can properly gift people works and give more in-depth tags

    Volume 1:
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/76730366

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    29/?
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    Every year, Mike and Will take a trip together. Every year, they almost get it right.

    From renaissance fairs and backpacking Europe, to beaches on the other side of the world. No matter what happens, they always come back to each other.

    But timing, as always, is a bitch.

    Inspired by The People We Meet on Vacation

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    He is about 20 minutes out of Montreal when his phone buzzes for the first time. Then again. Then again. He pulls in at the next rest stop.

    It's Ilya.

    Omg Shane. You are probably driving now. But is bad news. I think Troy choose bad restaurant for lunch today.

    I got sick. He just text me saying he is sick too.

    Don't worry please! You can see your parents. I will be okay. ILY <3

    Fuck.

    He calls Ilya straightaway. It rings out.

    'Hi, this is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail.'

    --

    Shane and Ilya's weekend plans are derailed when Ilya gets sick. Set somewhere in the timeline close to Role Model and The Long Game pre-plane incident. POV shifts between characters.

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    26/?
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    (SFW AGERE.)

    Y/n goes through weird ahh situations because of the circus members..mostly pierrot
    -
    Also included headcannons of the members as caregivers <3

    (Im open for reqs/suggestions)

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    Yang really wanted a snack but I don’t think expired frozen pizza is a good snack.

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    1/?
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    Damian has tried his best to become the partner that his Father needs, but it seems that his Father does not approve of Robin's style and methods. A night of yelling is enough to set things in motion, were Damain realizes that his Father isn't who he wants to be partners with, but perhaps a certain brother will aid where his Father has not.

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    Light bakes L a cake and a WILD twist happens

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    Of all the ways to loop back, this had to be the stupidest by far.

    Kalim shot up out of his bed, shaky hands flying to his neck as he felt around to make sure that he was actually alive. His heart was beating out of his chest as his eyes frantically shot around the room.

    He took a moment to collect his thoughts. Okay, he was okay, he was alive and that was the important part.

    Don’t think about the feeling of landing in the sand, the resounding crack as he landed on his neck, and the shooting pain that overwhelmed his senses as his vision shot in and out.

    Don’t think about the way that he couldn’t move, don’t think about the way that he could see Yuu and Azul looking hesitantly at his limp body as Floyd gently nudged him with his foot, noting how Kalim’s neck was at a “funny angle.”

    He was fine. Everything was fine.

    -
    -

    [Or Kalim is in fact not fine, and finds himself all the way back at the beginning of the semester with all of his memories of winter break in tact. He decided to change things for the better, if that’s even possible, not only for Jamil, but for the other overblotted students as well. He didn’t expect to benefit from it at all, but life’s full of surprises]

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    ‘Hello?’ Yuna answered.
    A Russian mumble of words.
    ‘Ilya?’ her eyes still half shut, sleep trying to pull her back in.
    ‘I…need…’ his voice is hoarse and deep, not in a drunken way, but certainly out of character.
    ‘What’s wrong?’
    ‘…Mama?’ his weak mumble instantly had Yuna awake and moving.
    ‘I’m coming Sweetie’
    ‘Oke…’

    ---

    Or the one where Ilya gets food poisoning

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    "I swear on my life, I will never eat Mandragora again!"

    Illuga takes all of his oaths very seriously, even if it means accidentally traumatizing half of Nod-Krai while fighting his Mandragora cravings.

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    Porsche has a near death experience after dinner that night..No one can figure out the cause.
    Two sperate blooms intertwine to begin a bloodless war.

    (OR Porsche dying-Flowers r cause-Everybody go crazy)

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    1/?
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    “You said you would have switched Doh Youngchoon yourself, that you would have done worse to get me on your side. Why can’t I do the same to keep you?” he demands, his voice breaking. "That's why I did this."

    He can feel in his bones the way Yohan’s body tenses, suddenly on alert. The silence in the room sharpens and stills, like an unnatural hush falling in the middle of the forest.

    “Gaon, what did you do?” Yohan’s voice is carefully gentle.

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    Love.
    That’s all that this is.
    Glisten is just making sure Rodger gets all his love.
    Theres no room for anyone else’s anyway.
    Glisten will make sure of that.
    Glisten will make sure Rodger only has his love.
    Glisten will make sure Rodger is his, and his only.
    Glisten will make sure of that.
    Love.
    That’s the motive.

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    Murdock felt his stomach churn as he took another bite.

    (uni work)

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    A story of Han and Lee Know's relationship.

    //

    Han is struggling with depression and anxiety, Lee Know is struggling with an emptiness he doesn't know how to fill.

    When certain events in their lives push them closer to the edge, they find themselves leaning on each other, relying on the other to pull them back from that edge.

    They end up forming a bond. A bond neither of them expected. And it changes them in ways they never could've imagined.

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    48/?
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    The life in stardom always comes with a price. What price do you have to pay when you face the Symbol of Fear, the most powerful gang leader in the nation? With the symphony of harmonies and melodies wafting in the air, how will the small world you tried so hard to build withstand the overbearing presence of wreckage and decay?

    In which you, a superstar, gets forcefully involved in ruination and gang violence, but somehow a man with cracked pale skin and dusty blue hair, leader of a notorious gang, always seemed to be more protective than he lets on.

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    31,832
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    5/?
    Comments:
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    16
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