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Trip and Fall (Don't worry - I'll catch you) by attfna
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Apr 2026
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Shane is already nervous about hosting his new team right before the regular season starts for the Ottawa Centaurs. A lapse in the rigid rules he's set for himself leads to a few...consequences he definitely didn't foresee when he woke up that morning expecting the worst of their gathering to involve awkward small talk and making sure no one got so drunk they wouldn't make practice tomorrow.
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“Oh my god,” said Shane, his breaths coming in shorter pants.“You said you would not panic,” Ilya reminded him.
“That was before I did drugs!” Shane cries, way too loudly for the quiet of the room.
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- Part 2 of After All These Years
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Scotchgard by unearthlycanine (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Jun 2024
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As the child of a high-profile politician running for a crucial election, your life has always been in the spotlight. But lately, things have taken a strange turn. Despite your pleas, your father insists on hiring a series of bodyguards, each more persistent than the last. When a new bodyguard arrives, his presence starts to disrupt every aspect of your life, including your relationship. Your boyfriend's frustration grows as the bodyguard's interference becomes unavoidable. Will you manage to shake off this unwanted protector, or will his presence lead to unexpected and intense complications?
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- Part 5 of HawksxY/N
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Peter Forgets by poppyloid
Fandom Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
06 Apr 2026
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Parody of We Forgot Peter series
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“What’s wrong with me?” Grace manages, the words squeezed out through the tightness in his throat. “We just got attacked by the people who want both of us locked in a bunker, I nearly crushed everyone by accident, YOU made people BLEED FROM THEIR EYES, it’s finally hit me that I’m never going to get my old life back and now you're offering me a potato chip?”
Simon just looks at him, holding out the bag of chips in question. “Well do you fucking want one or not?”
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HHHHHG peak I’m so excited for more…
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To ch 1
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CHAPTER ONE. SIMON TECHNICSLLY SAVED GRACE ANOTHER WIN FOR THE GAYS.
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Teammate Shenanigans by frizzyanya
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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he looks at you the way i look at you by purplepenguin87
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Finally, Ilya exhaled hard, shoulders slumping just slightly as he turned around. “I don’t like sharing you.”
“I’m not shared,” Shane said softly. “You’re my boyfriend... he is my best friend.”
Ilya turned back, eyes dark and possessive. “I see the way he looks at you. Because he looks at you the same way I look at you.”
Shane’s mouth fell open, half grinning with amusement. Did Ilya really think Hayden was in love with him?
“Ilya, Hayden has a wife and four kids, what are you talking abo-”
“How could he not?!” Ilya cut him off. “You are perfect. Perfect son, perfect hockey player, perfect boyfriend, perfect friend!” He spits out, using air quotations to exaggerate the friend part.
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OR: Ilya Rozanov is extremely jealous of Hayden Pike. Shane ends up in a situation needing help, and both Hayden and Ilya show up at the same time... chaos ensues as Hayden connects the dots.
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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.- Language:
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- 9/9
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Operation: Sleep Well, Destroy Better by Hasunohana
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
28 May 2025
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Clark Kent's marriage to Bruce Wayne threw him straight into the chaos of the Batfam—a den of chronic insomnia and neglected self-care. Determined to enforce at least a bare minimum of healthy routine, Clark declared war on sleepless nights and diets of pure black coffee.
Some accepted the changes reluctantly. But Tim Drake? Tim was a whole other challenge.
After countless failed attempts to convince him to take better care of himself, Clark decided to fight dirty. The offer? 90 days of regulated sleep and less coffee in exchange for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity—to humiliate Lex Luthor.
Now, the looming question: Will Tim hold up his end of the deal, or will his work obsession (and caffeine addiction) sabotage his own revenge?
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The Acrobat and The Mercenary by RichardGraysonPercyJackson
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
16 Oct 2023
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A series of shorts following Slade and Dick's very complicated relationship
Shorts: 96/101*
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Room 404 by fukue_buday
Fandoms: 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025), 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn, 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025) RPF
26 Apr 2026
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When Qiu Dingjie's apartment floods, his well-meaning but chaotic friend Jiang Heng offers him a place to stay—conveniently forgetting to mention that the spare room belongs to his other friend's roommate, not him. Qiu finds himself moving into a spacious four-bedroom apartment with three other people: Jiang Heng (who crashes wherever he lands), Li Peien (the exhausted oldest friend who acts as everyone's reluctant guardian), and Huang Xing —a quiet, meticulous architecture student who made it very clear he didn't agree to this arrangement.
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Irondad fics<3 by Taylors_roses
Fandom Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jan 2026
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Updated series due to mistakes in the old one!
Hope you like these fics, some of them are kinda rushed, other’s are not!
These fics all contain irondad!- Words:
- 56,587
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- 14
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All that is known, renewed by MsMontserrat
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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A reworking of The Long Game. This tells various stories that occur during that 1st, 2nd, & 3rd year when Shane is still a Voyager and Ilya a Centaur, finally when Shane becomes a Centaur himself.
Timeline is roughly:
Ilya's First Centaur Season:
Rip off the band-aid - Summer- immediately after Heated Rivalry, still at the first cottage getaway.
I Only threw this party for you - Fall - That very halloween, roughly 4 months from the cottage.
I got to hear it from your lips - Late Fall/Winter - where Ilya is jealous of Shane getting attention by other gay men now that he's out. (Flashforward scene in the end)
Ilya's 2nd Centaur Season:
Can I get Shane's Number? - Fall- Troy joins the team mid-season. Nov - January
Let's all meet Harris - Winter - Harris joins the staff in Feb.
Ilya's 3rd Season:
Two Drunken Nights Two Months Apart - 1 October night, 1 Jan. night. 1 press conference.
Make no Apologies - Winter - January/Feb
Rock Bottom to Rock Solid - Spring Playoffs to Summer
Shane's first Centaur season:
More to love - Sept
Can hardly wait - Oct
Lie, liar told you that - Nov to June- Words:
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Hyung! Let me get a Victory Royale on that guy! by yaosan_ie
Fandoms: 내가 키운 S급들 | The S-Classes That I Raised (Webcomic), 내가 키운 S급들 - 근서 | S-Classes that I Raised - Geunseo
30 Apr 2026
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@finalthanks
I hate you and hope you fall off a cliff
Hyunjae noticed the comment in an instant and beamed stupidly, stupid old man, stupid little ahjussi. Fuck, he even pinned the comment!
"Wow final thanks, first comment on my stream and already cursing me out? Oh how tragic, I'm truly hated and berated in this world. Everyone hates me, my pillow is warm, and— ah, right. I forgot to tell you guys; I'll be bringing my boyfriend to the tournament!"
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Yoojin has a failing gaming career on twitch but his boyfriend and brother doesn't.
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The Uzumaki Family Flex Off by IwaizumiTohru
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Dec 2025
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Boruto and Kawaki start arguing during training—as usual—and somehow end up trying to out-muscle each other.
When Naruto steps in to break things up, the boys challenge him too.
big mistake ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ-
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This is so funny I wish it was canon. I can SO see this happening for real lmao.
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Naruto, Boruto, and Kawaki crack (lol)
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I’m Glad I Get Forever To See Where You End by NudgeYourHeart
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
17 Sep 2024
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Kojiro snapped his skateboard.
Most people would say ‘just buy a new one’, but it’s not that simple. Kojiro wishes so badly that it was.
No, he snapped his skateboard that his best friend made for him.
He’d taken his cracked board, ran home, and cried to his mother, and she’d said “Just buy a new one, it’s made of wood it wasn’t going to last forever.”
And, possibly enraged probably anguished, Kojiro had screamed back, “No! It has to be this one! I can only skate on this one, Mama!”
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Or, Joe said “I get it, Reki made that.” And I ran with it
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The Lonely Hearts by WeepingMercury
Fandoms: เธม-โป้ Heart That Skips a Beat | Thame-Po: Heart That Skips a Beat (TV)
04 Oct 2025
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Po is done chasing after Thame, who never seems to look back.
Dylan is tired of writing love songs for Jun, who doesn’t even understand they are about him.When the two lonely hearts strike a deal to escape the ache of unrequited feelings, everything starts to unravel.
The sudden feelings of confusion and jealousy take over, forcing all of them to wonder:
Who do their hearts beat for?or
Dylan and Po are best friend goals while Jun and Thame are absolute fucking morons.
(This story concentrates strongly on Dylan and Po)
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- English
- Words:
- 35,315
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- 19/19
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- 264
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Ren is finally home and safe after all he's been through - but how will Ryuji react to seeing him again?
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- Part 3 of Be My Lighthouse in the Storm
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Prompt from a commenter:
So I’ve seen a trend where dads are the “hunt” so to speak, basically they duct tape a bunch of eggs all over their bodies and the kids have to chase them to get their eggs. And I thought Ava and the rest of the Bradford four plus Angela and Nyla’s kids would make for the best hunters haha and Tim could rope in all the guys at the station
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Tim, Wesley, James, Aaron (and Smitty) make Easter a little fun
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- Part 319 of and all these little things
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