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Will gets his wisdom teeth out and forgets he has a boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of Byler One-Shots
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In All The Ways I Kill Palpatine/Sidious by The_Writing_Mistress
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Ahsoka (TV), Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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These will all be little one-shots in which I will kill Sidious with different characters and scenarios! Suggestions are allowed!
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Some can't stand homophobia.
Some can't stand the Voyageurs.
And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.
So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.
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- Part 2 of Be Gay, Get Even
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“Have none of you ever broken a pot before?” Legend snarked. He picked up the ceramic pot and proceeded to chuck it at the wall as hard as he could. It ricocheted right back and smacked him in the face. He reared back with a cry, and even as the pot fell to the ground, it did not break.
“Demon pot!” the veteran yelled, pointing an accusing finger. The pot, naturally, did not reply.
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The Unbreakable Pot by cheepers (WorkID: 84092206)
Summary: “Have none of you ever broken a pot before?” Legend snarked. He picked up the ceramic pot and proceeded to chuck it at the wall as hard as he could. It ricocheted right back and smacked him in the face. He reared back with a cry, and even as the pot fell to the ground, it did not break.
“Demon pot!” the veteran yelled, pointing an accusing finger. The pot, naturally, did not reply.
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Or: the Chain face their greatest enemy yet.
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Harris Drover's Guide to Prank Wars by Ihaveaskedyouthrice
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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Ilya: If a police officer calls you this morning, I was with you last night okay?
Harris: What?
Ilya: Don't tell Shane.
Harris: WHAT?
Ilya: 😉Or, after Harris makes him stop writing fan fiction, Ilya decides to goad Harris into a prank war.
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- Part 2 of Drover vs Rozanov
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Texts From Last Night (TFLN) by TemporaryAltars
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Feb 2026
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Shane: We just got married, it’s normal for the groom to have some champagne.
Shane: Besides, I wasn’t even that drunk.
Rose: You asked Ilya if he was single and then cried when he said no.
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Heated Rivalry, as told by Shane’s text history throughout the years.
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- Part 3 of The Social Media AUs.
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Shane: We just got married, it’s normal for the groom to have some champagne.Shane: Besides, I wasn’t even that drunk.
Rose: You asked Ilya if he was single and then cried when he said no.
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Heated Rivalry, as told by Shane’s text history throughout the years.
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Baby, Bend Over by TemporaryAltars
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him.
Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse.
Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.
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Shane is convinced that Ilya Rozanov—captain of the Boston Bears and Shane’s newest student—hates him.Ilya joined Shane's yoga class specifically to get closer to the hot instructor, but every attempt at flirting only seems to make things worse.
Neither of them has any idea the other is completely in love with them.
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The treadmill hummed beneath his feet. Ilya kept his pace steady—a warm-up, really, nothing serious—and stared out at the water. A few sailboats drifted across the harbor, their white sails bright against the gray-blue morning. He watched them for a moment, letting his mind go blank the way it did during warm-ups.
After a few minutes, curiosity got the better of him, and his eyes drifted toward the glass-walled yoga studio.
The class was in full swing. Svetlana was near the front, moving through poses with the kind of fluid grace that made Ilya's joints hurt just watching it. Even in workout clothes, she was striking—tall and lean with her full curls pulled back in a high ponytail, barely breaking a sweat, even as others struggled. She had the kind of presence that made people step aside in hallways, the kind of beauty that was intensely striking and extremely intimidating to anyone who didn't know her. Ilya had watched men stumble over themselves around her for years, and it never stopped being funny.
The other students were scattered around the studio behind her, some of them actually keeping up, others looking vaguely confused and slightly resentful, like they'd been tricked into joining a cult.
And then there was the instructor. Ilya watched as he led the class into their next position—arms stretched forward on the mat, chest open and lowered, back curved down and forward in a deep fold. His hips stayed high, elevated, and his ass—Jesus Christ, his ass—was pointed directly at the glass wall. The black shorts he was wearing hugged every line, every enticing curve of muscle and flesh as he held the position.
The pronounced curve of his body from shoulders to hips was unavoidably visible through the glass, and Ilya was suddenly, acutely aware that he was staring at it like a man possessed. He couldn't look away. Didn't want to look away.
Ilya's breath caught and he tried to ignore it, but his heart had already done something complicated in his chest. Something that felt a lot like missing a step on the stairs, that sick lurch of gravity asserting itself.
The instructor was at the front of the class, demonstrating poses with the kind of easy confidence that came from years of practice. He was tall—not as tall as Ilya, but Ilya preferred being larger than his partners anyway—with the kind of lean, defined musculature that came from comprehensive bodywork and a genuine understanding of holistic wellness, rather than just lifting weights. His skin was pale, dusted with freckles across his nose and cheeks, and his hair was thick and black, hanging in an S-shaped fringe, which somehow made his face look even more striking, accentuating his sharp cheekbones and full lips that were currently curved in an encouraging smile as he called out instructions to the class.
Ilya forced his attention back to the treadmill display. His heart rate was elevated. This was fine. This was normal. This was familiar territory. He was running at the gym, just like he did yesterday and every day before that since he was fourteen and decided he wanted to play hockey professionally.
He was absolutely not staring at the yoga instructor.
Staring was creepy and pathetic. Ilya did not stare. He was just glancing. Intently.
The instructor moved through the demonstration—downward dog, Ilya recognized that one. Warrior pose, sure. He was calling out cues, his voice carrying through the glass in a warm, steady cadence that Ilya couldn't quite make out over the hum of the treadmill. The class followed along, Svetlana moving with practiced ease while others struggled to keep up.
And then-
Oh, fuck.
The instructor moved into something else entirely. He was kneeling, his back arching so far backward that his head nearly touched his feet, his chest thrust open to the ceiling, his hips pushed forward and up. It was an insane degree of flexibility, the kind of thing that didn't seem physically possible. Everything about the pose was on display—the curve of his spine, the stretch of his abdomen, the prominence of his pelvis. Ilya forgot how to breathe.
The instructor's body was a study in controlled flexibility. The muscles in his back were defined but not bulky, the kind of strength that came from years of precise, controlled practice. His legs were long and lean, and the way he was positioned meant that Ilya could see the line of his spine, the curve of his lower back, the-
Ilya's foot slipped.
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r/unsentletters by TemporaryAltars
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jan 2026
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Heated Rivalry, as told by Shane and Ilya's Reddit posts throughout the years.
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- Part 2 of The Social Media AUs.
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Heated Rivalry, as told by Shane and Ilya's Reddit posts throughout the years.
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Greg the Water Heater Guy by loverboyscribe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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Hollanov texting fic ♡
Shane texts Ilya while away to check in about their water heater (and Ilya's new issue with Greg, the water heater guy).
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The Shayden (+ Rozanov) Group Chat by Miyuki_scourgeofthefirenation
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Feb 2026
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It turned out purposefully annoying his boyfriend could be fun. And "Shayden" was a delightful way to do that.
Ilya: Why show me?
Hayden: Because Friendship Rozanov
Shane: Yeah, Friendship Rozanov
Ilya: You encourage this?!
Shane: Saw this and thought of you Hayd!
Sometimes when I’m sad I think about Shayden. Then I’m not sad anymore. Highly recommend~All works in the series, while within the same universe, can be understood and enjoyed as standalone fics!~
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- Part 3 of Cause of Crash out: Shane Hollander
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Post-Trial to Second Trial AU by TheCat1987
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe, Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 May 2026
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Short one-shots to slightly longer stories that are Post-Mastermind and Post-Sinsmas with my own spin on things that will lead up to the Second Trial.
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Criminal by LewVersion
Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021)
01 May 2026
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Elliot goes to pick Olivia up from jail.
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the epic prank war by valentinevoid
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Dec 2024
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“the prank war!”
Tony turned around with a smile and a realistic looking gun in hand, “I know, kid.”
Peter eyed the gun in his hand warily, “why do you have a gun..?”
Tony shrugged, “it’s for the prank war obviously.”
OR: Peter’s average field trip fanfic but with a twist.. what if the team caught Peter in the middle of a prank war with the Avengers?
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- Part 2 of peter in a nutshell
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Surviving the Game: Safe for Work Alphabet! by Blot_Squisher
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Halloween (Movies - Zombie), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), Silent Hill (Video Game Series), Saw (Movies), Evil Dead - All Media Types
08 Mar 2026
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A collection of SFW Alphabet asks originally on Tumblr for characters featured in Surviving the Game! If you'd like to ask for a specific character that hasn't been covered yet, please ask on my tumblr or in the comments below!
~All adult characters featured in STG are allowed~
~Characters only featured in Dead by Daylight as skins that are not currently in STG are not allowed
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Surviving the Game: Safe for Work Alphabet! by Blot_Squisher
Fandoms:Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Halloween (Movies - Zombie), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), Silent Hill (Video Game Series), Saw (Movies), Evil Dead - All Media TypesA collection of SFW Alphabet asks originally on Tumblr for characters featured in Surviving the Game! If you'd like to ask for a specific character that hasn't been covered yet, please ask on my tumblr or in the comments below!
~All Killers, Survivors, and Original Characters are allowed.
~Characters only featured in Dead by Daylight as skins are not allowed.
~Any characters added to Dead by Daylight after Wesker/Ada/Rebecca (Killer or Survivor) are not included.
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Songs Of Pandora by 7MidnightManuscripts
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies), Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora (Video Game)
18 Apr 2026
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So I am inspired by Echos Of A Different Song (if you haven't read it; i invite you to just click my name)
This is Alternative Universe. there is no RDA No Humans. Just peace everyday life of the Na'vi. People who have died are in this story. We follow the life of So'lek a young hunter who is rooted but desires knowledge and adventures. He meets a certain Sarentu who challenges his future. OngoingStory>-
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Teammate Shenanigans by frizzyanya
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander, Pro Level Cowboy by Itsallfine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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When Rose Landry’s texts are leaked, Shane is outed not only as gay, but as an enthusiastic and talented bottom and deepthroater. He panics over being the literal embodiment of every locker room slur but gets advice for dealing with his next team practice:
It’s time to get cocky. It’s time to own it.
Or: Ilya grapples with top privilege and Shane gets to embrace bottom pride in the locker room.
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Will Byers isn't sure how he feels about spying on a secret agency, but his boss said he had to do it, or there would be consequences.
Ironically enough, when working at the agency to find out more information, he's sent on a mission back to his own corporation with a strange partner named Mike Wheeler. Hopefully, he can get close enough to Mike to get everything he needs, overthrow the secret agency, and be done with this.
Unfortunately, he's starting to feel a little bad about this whole betray-Mike thing. The guy doesn't deserve that at all.
Now, Will has to figure out what he's going to do, complete his mission and protect his family, or help Mike and the agency try to overthrow the evil Upside Down corporation, and it's not as easy as it seems.Pretty much, it's superspy byler. We've got casinos, parties, car chases, secret labs, evil guys in suits, guns, cool gadgets, high-stakes spy missions- everything you could ever ask for from a spy movie, but with a stranger things/byler twist. Enjoy.
Make sure to check notes for TWs on chapters :)
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I'm in me Shane's car (broom, broom) by god_of_love333, TRaena
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Apr 2026
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Shane then sighed. “I’m gay.”
“Okay..? What does that have to do with Rozanov being in my driveway?"
Shane looked terrified at David, like his soul was about to leave his body.
“Is he playing fucking Solitaire?!” Yuna continued to look out the window.
AKA: an alternate universe where Ilya stayed in the car
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- Part 1 of Heated Rivalry Crack Fics
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The Quote Book by belicorn123
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Oct 2025
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