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Cool People😎
Today at 02:40
Old Hag: SUDDENLY NAYEON’S BAD AT SEA BATTLE
LMASOAOOAOAOOAOA
Bride Nay: I HATE YOU
SHUT UP YOU WERE BAD WHEN WE FIRST PLAYED, AND YOU EVEN SENT THE GAME
Old Hag: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bride Nay: MY OWN WIFE ISN’T AWAKE TO EVEN WITNESS THIS
Old Hag: FAT L I HATE YOU TOO
Bride Nay: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR BEST MAN
WOMAN
THING
IT
IDFC ANYMORE WAAAAAA
Old Hag: LLLLLLLL
⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍ l ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ∴⍑|| ||𝙹⚍ ᓭ⚍ᓵꖌ ᔑℸ ̣ ᓭᒷᔑ ʖᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ
Bride Nay: Ok now wtf….
OH MAN WTF
JEONGYEON PSLSLSLSLSS HEKP ME SHE’S SCARY NOW
Old Hag: [Let’s Play Eight Ball!]
Bride Nay: NOOO AAAAAA
[Waiting for Opponent’s Move…]
Seven hour skip…
Today at 09:07
Dead Dubu: I can’t believe Momo won most of the games they played, if not all
They even had rematches in dms tf
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: No the funny thing is that it lasted for three hours and it
Bride Jeong:
They’re so silly!
(That’s my wife dear god)
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: I’m so sorry
Tzu Tzu Train: My condolences
Dead Dubu: Not the apologizing + grieving 😭😭😭
Bride Jeong: Don’t worry guys I made the right choice
Tzu Tzu Train: Not in three years you will 💀
Bride Jeong: ☹️☹️☹️
🙍🙍🙍
Today at 11:23
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: Just asking
You guys are actually fr w this?
Bride Jeong: OFC.
WE NEVER LIE
Bride Nay: HELL YEAH
MY MOTHER KNOWS THAT ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE THERE LMFAOO
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: Ok Ty !
You guys sure do complement each other very well !
Poor Thing: uh huh
Bride Jeong: Shush it’s my wedding day
Poor Thing: Yeah sure smh
Bride Nay: And I was disrespected on my special day 😠 By my best person…
Old Hag: L
Bride Nay: You’re lucky I’m letting you into my house…
Bride Jeong: It’s ok bbg <3333
Bride Nay: ty…
Tzu Tzu Train: Do I post this on Insta so Chan knows during his heartbreak era
Sanic Sana: Snap him
NO KIDDING
Tzu Tzu Train: Hmm
We’ll see…
Sanic Sana: Mercy on his soul
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: Amen
Poor guy, I hope he knows were doing this
Sanic Sana: That’s so backhanded that idk if I should laugh or not
Chae <3: He better know we’re doing this
Poor Thing: Oh yk I thought Chan and Sana were dating at one point
Then Sana came out 😭
Sanic Sana: Shut up I remember that ㅠㅠ
Bride Jeong: Shit hate to be nosy but
Sana, what is your sexuality 🤧🤧
Tzu Tzu Train: Wait that’s actually a good question what 🥸
Sanic Sana: Do none of y’all know?
Old Hag: I’ve known you since we were five and I don’t even know 😔😞😓
Poor Thing: You didn’t specify what you were you just said “I’m not interested in dating men” 💀😭
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: Idfk, but whatever it is I’m glad your happy rn <333
Bride Nay: Anything but straight
Bride Jeong: Femme Lesbian?
Tzu Tzu Train: Wtv Jeong said
Sanic Sana: Not even my own girlfriend?
Dead Dubu: Oh what
Me?
Sanic Sana: No not you dumb bitch who else is my bbg 😒
Poor Thing: Oh my god Tzuyu is rubbing off on her
Tzu Tzu Train: Yikes who taught her those words
Poor Thing: I 🧍
Tzu Tzu Train: It’ not me I swear it’s Momo
Old Hag: Don’t bring me into this I’m just chat stalking 🤷
Poor Thing: This week is not my week what the fuck
Sanic Sana: Well Jihyo yea I did. say that
But after a bit of speculation, I’m…
Can we do this like a gender reveal at the wedding? 😁😁😁
Chae <3: This extra ass
Dead Dubu: I’m extra too dw
Chae <3: It’s like they’re made for each other <//33
Bride Jeong: I mean, I see nothing wrong w it
Babes hbu
Bride Nay: Yea sure just don’t cause a fire that is my house 😭
Mk y’all plan that, but I’ll be waiting for y’all at four 😠 And if DJ Chaeyoung comes late the music that will be provided is Crab Rave Music
Bride Jeong: Did not agree to that but sure why not 🤥
Tzu Tzu Train: Wait mf send your address
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: [Nayeon’s address]
Nayeon lives in a nice neighborhood gah damn
Tzu Tzu Train: Ty ☺️
Bride Nay: HUH??!!
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: I’m not being skank bitch this time, it was already sent in the gc when we went to Lotte World 😑😑
Bride Nay: That was how many months ago???? 😭
Minari 🤠🎣🇺🇸: Idk
Feels like yesterday we were just there though smh
Bride Jeong: Tbh yeah <//33
Zamn that was like five months ago already 🥹🥹🥹
Bride Nay: Let’s reminisce at the wedding om
We’ve got two other events besides the wedding, Sana Sexuality Reveal and Sappy Moment I love it
Poor Thing: One hell of a wedding 😪
Dead Dubu: 👆😑🙅🐝🅰️🔥💍
Old Hag: I hate how I know what that says
This just proves that I’m bilingual
Chae <3: Those are literally emojis what the hell do you mean what that says
Sanic Sana: She’s a bilingual Queen love that for you
Chae <3: These are my friends…
Bride Nay: Mk Jeongyeon is here now so y’all better stfu and not do any fun w/o is bc we’re gonna have fun at my house b4 it starts 😠💢
Poor Thing: Man I’ll still come early to spite you guys
Bride Nay: How dare you
Bride Jeong: Whatever tis fine
Poor Thing: Haha L Nayeon your wife likes me more
Bride Nay: Wtv she says I agree too so
Yeah come over ig </3
Today at 16:01
Bride Nay: Why is Jihyo here… And only Jihyo…
I SAID FOUR AND IT IS FOUR-O-ONE WHERE TF ARE Y’ALL
Old Hag: SHUT UP GURGLY BITCH GIVE THE JAPANESE FUCKERS LIKE TEN MINUTES WE’RE LOST IN YOUR RICH NEIGHBORHOOD
Nayeon I’m so sorry Momo told me to type that out on her phone in all caps, we’re almost there pls mercy - Sana <3
Bride Nay: Omg yea y’all carpool and Jihyo transits
Bride Jeong: Three people coming in one car… Smart, save gas and money <3333 So see you guys soon teehee