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besties!!!
hair-dye-addict: wednesday i have a question
gothicbatman: Go ahead Enid,
hair-dye-addict: u do knw xavier likes you rght?
gothicbatman: You’re texting quality has visibly gone down.
hair-dye-addict: you’re avoiding weds
gothicbatman: Please stop referring to me as that, it makes my stomach flip in distaste.
hair-dye-addict: answer teh damn question girl
gothicbatman: I suspected that Xavier may have romantic feelings for me, that is why I blatantly stated that I was not interested in him that way.
hair-dye-addict: okay
hair-dye-addict: i just wanted to make sure you were aware so you didn’t find out too late or feel as if you missed something important
gothicbatman: Thank you Enid, that was very… thoughtful.
friend zone (but like in a good way)
hair-dye-addict: omg omg omg 😍😍😍
beaniebaby: what?!
hair-dye-addict: i don’t wanna sound like xavier but i think weds likes me!!!
beaniebaby: i can be your third party opinion
beaniebaby: what’d she say
hair-dye-addict: well she told me to stop calling her “weds” cause it made her stomach flip
beaniebaby: what’s the catch
hair-dye-addict: she claimed it was in distaste
beaniebaby: i think we’ll have to conduct further research
hair-dye-addict: good idea
social isolation exception
hair-dye-addict: the sexual tension in the chili’s tonight
lesbian_edward: more like the amount of comphet in the chili’s tonight
pain(t): still not getting it
lesbian_edward: ajax you’re gay
lesbian_edward: explain
beaniebaby: why
lesbian_edward: cause i’m drained
lesbian_edward: i don’t wanna deal with their closested asses tonight
beaniebaby: fine 🙄
beaniebaby: the term “comphet” stands for compulsive heterosexuality
beaniebaby: it pretty much means when a gay person acts straight cause they or someone else have convinced them that they are straight
hair-dye-addict: 🙋♀️
beaniebaby: what enid
hair-dye-addict: let’s say someone had a crush on their comphet friend, can you help… guide them in the right direction?
gothicbatman: Did Enid type an almost coherent sentence?
hair-dye-addict: shut up wednesday
hair-dye-addict: anyway answer my question ajax
beaniebaby: what am i?
beaniebaby: the master of all things gay?
pain(t): yes actually
pain(t): we all look up to you
hair-dye-addict: something you want to tell us xav?
pain(t): *they
lesbian_edward: suuuuure
bianca: you lose your phone for thirty minutes and the entire groupchat goes to hell
hair-dye-addict: are you implying that all gay people go to hell
bianca: i’m re-losing my phone