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[sonic, tails: dm]
sonic: TAILS LEND ME YOUR NOTES PLEASE WE HAVE A MIDTERM THIS THURSDAY
sonic: TAILSSS
sonic: MY BEST BROO
sonic: CERTIFIED HOMIE
sonic: MY NUMBER 1 RIDE OR DIE PAL
sonic: knuckles is number 2 :p
sonic: hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy......
sonic: HELLOOOO???
sonic: TAIKS PLEASE
tails: im???
tails: not even in the same grade as you???
sonic: oh
tails: but dont worry i have some notes i took when i was bored!! luckily your batch is learning that right now
tails: if you need more, you can ask the school gc :DD
sonic: why would you write notes when youre bored....
sonic: THANKSANYWAYSLOVEYOUBRO
tails: you're welcome, good luck!!!
[sonic reacted a <3 to your message]
[mobius highschool mobius on high]
sonic: GUYS
sonic: NOTES FOR MIDTERM PLEASE
sonic: uwu
amy: i was about to send some but you just had to say that
sonic: WAIT NO I TAKE IT BACK PLEASE
sonic: guys i will actually fail this midterm i cant please
rouge: why not ask shadow
rouge: lightskin stare
mephiles: lightskin stare
tails: lightskin stare
knuckles: what the hell is a lightskin stare
amy: its basically the 🤨 emoji but it became a tiktok meme
knuckles: oh ok
knuckles: lightskin stare
sonic: guys come onnnn hes probably busy studying or some shit
mephiles: yeah hes studying
sonic: oh what
rouge: you can just drop him a text hon
mephiles: yeah but shadow doesn't respond to text messages while hes studying so its most unlikely
sonic: urgrhrhr
sonic: ill just leave a text thennn
[sonic, shadow: dm]
sonic: HEY SHADS!! heard from mephiles youre studying rn and i dont want to disturb but
sonic: when youre free can you send me notes for our midterm?? i hardly wrote any errrr
sonic: THANKS BYEEE
shadow: its alright
shadow: ill send them to you now
[shadow sent image attachements]
[shadow sent 1 pdf file]
shadow: heres my notes and a digital copy of our module
shadow: hope that helps
sonic: WOAHHH THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH SHADOW THANKS
sonic: maybe if you were nice this often you'd have more fans than me :smug:
shadow: shut up or im deleting them
sonic: WAIT NONONONO IM JUST KIDDING TAKE A JOKE MAN
sonic: but seriously, thank you :)
[shadow reacted a 👍 to your message]
[mobius highschool mobius on high]
sonic: YAYY I GOT THE NOTESSs
sonic: also i think shads finished studying cause he responded kinda quick
sonic: guess he started early
sonic: mannn i better go study too
sonic: wait maybe later i wanna eat chili dogs rn
sonic: BYE GANG TTYL
mephiles: ...
mephiles: fyi shadow just started studying ten minutes ago
rouge: oh!
rouge: sips tea
amy: down bad forreal
knuckles: lightskin stare
tails: knux are you just gonna say lightskin stare everytime 😭
knuckles: i like it its funny
silver: BLAZE ARE YOU THERE PLEASE GET ONLINE
silver: I LEFT MY NOTES AT SCHOOL
silver: IF ONLY MY FUCKING GROUP DIDNT DITCH ME ON CLEANING DUTY
silver: BLAZE PLEASE YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE
silver: I SWEAR IF I EVER SEE THOSE DICKHEADS AGAIN I WILL BURN THEM ALIVE AND FEED THEM HORSE SHIT
amy: um....
rouge: blinks
tails: blank stare
knuckles: are we roleplaying
knuckles: breathes
mephiles: im
mephiles: flabbergasted???
silver: ...
silver: goodbye.
[silver left the group chat]
rouge: WAIT NO COME BACK
tails: so many questions yet so little answers
amy: 🤓
tails: STOPP
knuckles: something tells me that saying 'lightskin stare' at this moment doesn't fit but at the same time it is
amy: OKAY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN SILVER SWEARING LIKE HELLO???
rouge: silver swearing was more shocking than the queen dying bye
mephiles: the way im rereading those messages all over again to process if theyre actually real
mephiles: cause theres no way
knuckles: silver was always nice and well-mannered but holy smokes
amy: left me speechless
rouge: a total jumpscare
mephiles: kinda hot too
tails: MEPHILES??? 😭
mephiles: top tier degration skills would recommend would whimper
amy: NAHHHH
knuckles: puts hand over mouth with eyes wide open
tails: retweet cause thats just nasty
knuckles: did i do it right
rouge: caught you in 11k ultra hd 500G pro-maximum limited edition 2840P quality rtx x 780. what do you have to say for yourself?
mephiles: grabs megaphone
mephiles: i pledge allegiance
rouge: NOT THE ALLEGIANCE
tails: that group who ditched him on cleaning duty is dead fr
tails: you fucked up so bad you made THE silver the hedgehog mad
tails: repent motherfuckers
mephiles: me personally i would help him hide the bodies
tails: you mean ashes
rouge: OHMYGOD AHAHA
amy: its giving "actually that's incorrect 🤓"
tails: AMY THATS ENOUGH
knuckles: ok can someone explain to me what the nerd emoji means
shadow: shut the fuck up youre blowing up my phone
[silver, blaze: dm]
silver: BLAZE OH MY GOD
silver: I REALLY FUCKED UP OH MY GOD
silver: GOD IM READY TAKE ME NOW
blaze: Apologies, Silver. I had to tutor a classmate of mine. Why, what's wrong
silver: OH THANK MOBIUS FINALLY
silver: my jesus my light
blaze: Please calm down. I'm getting worried.
silver: okayoakaylay
silver: inhales
silver: exhales
silver: i really dont wanna talk about what happened so just check the school group chat...
blaze: Oh, alright.
blaze: Oh.
blaze: Oh my goodness...
blaze: Silver...
silver: RIGHT???
silver: IM GONNA BE SEEN AS A GANGSTER A DELINQUINT AN ENEMY
silver: SOMEONE MEAN AND RUDE AND COLD AND FRIENDLY AND UNLIKEABLE
blaze: No, they won't. You're the opposite of Satan, Silver.
silver: but i sworeeee 😭😭😭😭
blaze: And? Sonic and the others do. Does that mean they're mean?
silver: ....no.....
blaze: Right. Now, if you really don't want to be seen as someone who swears, let's try to come up with an excuse.
silver: OHMYGOSH BLAZE IBLOVEYOUSOMUCHCH THANK YOU MY SAVIOR
blaze: You're very welcome. :)
blaze: Did I do the smile thing correctly?
silver: YES YES YOU DIDDD
silver: i think i have an idea for our excuse but you must say it smoothly okay?
blaze: Alright.
[mobius highschool mobius high]
blaze: Hello, everyone.
amy: HIII BLAZEEE
rouge: yeahhh hi blazeeee
knuckles: lightskin stare
tails: KNUX LMAOO
blaze: Silver told me what happened while I was gone.
[blaze added silver in the group chat]
silver: hi guys!!!
tails: hey silver youre back!!
blaze: Turns out, Sticks borrowed his phone to message me about the cleaning duty incident and accidentally messaged the school group chat instead.
silver: sticks says sorry and so do i :(( hope you dont get the wrong impression of usss
mephiles: it wasnt a big deal anyway
amy: yeahhh the thought of it being you was impossible at the first place
rouge: still it was such a sight to see tho lol
knuckles: huh but sticks wasnt in cleaning duty today
knuckles: hers is next week
silver: UHHH she told me that the people on cleaning duty ditched all the work on hers sooo i gave a helping hand!
knuckles: oh well thats rough
mephiles: thats very kind of you silver
silver: aahh thank you <3 it was nothing!! :DD
blaze: Hope that's all cleared up now.
amy: for sure, for sure!
sonic: HEY GUYS HAVENT STARTED STUDYING YET I ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED A MOVIE
tails: what the heck I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO MORE DISTRACTIONS
sonic: SORRYYY I GOT CARRIED AWAYYYY
tails: NO TV UNTIL YOU STUDY ATLEAST 5 PAGES WORTH OF NOTES
sonic: NOOO TAILS PLEASEE HAVE MERCYY
mephiles: what a loser lmao
mephiles: what are you? his mom?
tails: without my consent yes