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LoVer💛
Arianne: Hey Babe
LoVer💛: What do you want?
Arianne: ?
Arianne: What do you mean?
LoVer💛: You only call me ""Babe"" when you want something."
LoVer💛: Otherwise it's "Lover"
LoVer💛: So I ask again, what do you want?
Arianne: Ugh
Arianne: I am subcontracting a favor
LoVer💛: Go on
Arianne: Ummm…
LoVer💛: It's about Margaery Tyrell
LoVer💛: Not no, hell no
Arianne: Short story long, None of the Tyrells are in town but they're worried and need someone to check in on her
Arianne: Please!
Arianne: I know it is a lot but I am in meetings all day!
LoVer💛: No!
Arianne: It isn't for me! It's for Oberyn!
LoVer💛: That is low and you know it
Arianne: He's a babysitted Hope plenty!
LoVer💛: I know!
Arianne: I know this is… unfortunate.
Arianne: I'll Make it up to you!!!
LoVer💛: Sure, Whatever
LoVer💛: Gerald agreed to come as a buffer so it will be less awkward
Arianne: That is just cruel and you know it
Tyrell Bitch 😷
Val Wilde: Tyrell
Tyrell Bitch 😷: What the duck do you want
Tyrell Bitch 😷: Ducking Autocorrect
Val Wilde: I was asked to check on you by your brother
Val Wilde: I was going to do it in person but this day is bad enough as is so…
Tyrell Bitch 😷: 🖕
Tyrell Bitch 😷: I don’t need you pity party
Val Wilde: It isn’t for you it is for Willas
Val Wilde: So Be honest so we don’t have to actually see each other
Tyrell Bitch 😷: I am fine so leave it to rest
Tyrell Bitch 😷: ARE YOU CRAZY
Val Wilde: You see this is why we don’t lie
Val Wilde: And you definitely shouldn’t make that gesture here.
Val Wilde: This is a public street. There are children out and about
Tyrell Bitch 😷: Fine, here
Tyrell Bitch 😷: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Tyrell Bitch 😷: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Tyrell Bitch 😷: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Tyrell Bitch 😷: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Val Wilde: Are you done?
Tyrell Bitch 😷: You could’ve blown out my ear drums you crazy bitch!
Val Wilde: IT was a car horn. Let’s not over act
Tyrell Bitch 😷: First it is over React
Tyrell Bitch 😷: Second It was still unnecessary
Val Wilde: Is it a reaction and not acting though?
Tyrell Bitch 😷: Now if you will excuse me, have a shit day
Val Wilde: Wanna tell me what you are doing? That building has to stores.
Val Wilde: Kickboxing Gym
Val Wilde: And an OBGYN
Val Wilde: I don’t think Kickboxing is really your style
Tyrell Bitch 😷: Duck. You.
Val Wilde: Got a little direwolf pup in there?
Tyrell Bitch 😷: …
Val Wilde: Don’t worry our truce is still in effect. I won’t say anything
Val Wilde: But now I can confirm that you’re fine
Tyrell Bitch 😷: Thank you
Tyrell Bitch 😷: Genuinely
🐟 The Starks 🐺
Arya Stark: I got some neeeeeeewwwwwsssss!
Arya Stark: Somebody's pregnant!
Robb Stark: What!
Robb Stark: Gendry is a dead man
Aunt Cat: WHAT
Arya Stark: NOT ME! NOT ME! NOT ME!!!
Sansa Stark: Who told you!
Arya Stark: I was not talking about you!
Arya Stark: Should I have been?
Sansa Stark: …
Sansa Stark: Um oops?
Ned Stark: Sansa. Please give me a call.
Sansa Stark: Yes daddy
Arya Stark: I was talking about Margaery
Jon Snow: What?
Ma: 🎉🍾🎈🎊 🎉🍾🎈🎊
Ma: 🕺💃🕺💃
Ma: 🎉🍾🎈🎊🎉🍾🎈🎊
Ma: 🕺💃🕺💃
Ma: 🎉🍾🎈🎊🎉🍾🎈🎊
Ma: 🕺💃🕺💃
Ma: 🎉🍾🎈🎊🎉🍾🎈🎊
Jon Snow: Shit…
Aunt Cat: JONNEL BERYN STARK