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PROJECT GAY | 7:28 am
Ichika Hoshino: I FINALLY GOT ALL THE MIKU FIGURINES
L-O-V-E MINORI: GIVE THEM TO ME RIGHT NOW.
Ichika Hoshino: NO.
Ichika Hoshino has been awarded $100 in her bank account, Thanks for being Miku’s #1 Fan!
Ichika Hoshino: WHAT THE HELL OMFOSJFJFJ
@Sxki! @Honami @Shiho
I GOT MONEY FOR OUR DATE LATER
Sxki!: HOW THE FUCK
Honami: Great! Say thanks to miku :) Shiho is with her sister right now. But she said ‘okay yay I guess’
Amia: @Enanan US WHEN??
Ruru: @WORLD FUTURE STAR ALSO US WHEN??
Amia: RUI?!??!!??!?
Neen: Oh gosh he’s here now wtf
An: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COPS LMFAO
Ruru: I escaped them with a little distraction!
Pancak: who was the distraction.
Ruru: You can guess☺️
An: I swear to miku if you and @WORLD FUTURE STAR do this in school tomorrow im gonna fucking kill you
anyways im gonna go to my gf <3
bye bitches🖕
PROJECT GAY | 3:42 pm
Airi: PLEASE HELP ME HAHDHAHUAJDNAMAIDI
I SAW @Ruru GETTING ARRESTED LMFAOOOOO
Shizuku: I s that suppos ed to be funy ?, ok thn😂😂😂
is fhga supos ot be funny?
o me k then
Airi: Its ok babe keep trying
Shizuku: I saw th em run😂😂😂
Enanan: The emojis are making me forget all about the crime
WHAT HAPPENED AIRI
> Replying to Airi: PLEASE HE....
Airi: @Ruru GOT TAKEN AWAY
Amia: MF WHAT
THIS BOY 17 AND IS ALREADY WANTED IN 37 COUNTRIES??
An: He tries to blow up the school at lunch time.
Pancak: Can confirm, he ruined my alone time with toya
😡😡😡
Enanan: YOU LOOK SO GOOFY USING THAT EMOJI SUHSHQISH
Pancak: shut the fuck up
Amia: Dont talk to my discord kitten like that.
Airi: ENA YOURE A DISCORD KITTEN?!!?
Enanan: NO IM NOT I SWEAR
MIZUKI STOP CALLING ME NAMES
Amia: 💔
ok but whos gonna bail rui out of jail
Neen: definitely not me im broke and i could care less
Pancak: I dont care for that man, I only care about toya
An: gayass
WORLD FUTURE STAR: He got me into this mess so not me
I mean yes im rich but no tf not
Neen: Only one person then... @WONDAHOI go bail rui out of jail
WONDAHOI: YAY OK!
An: SHE DIDNT EVEN ASK ANY QUESTIONS JUST STRAIGHT UP ACCEPTED?? 💀
Neen: she’s careless with her money
makes sense cuz she’s the richest one here💯
PROJECT GAY | 3:58 pm
WONDAHOI: GUYS! WANNA SEE ME GET WUI OUT OF JAIL?? :DD
Amia: YES PLEASE EMU
LETS VC
Pancak: Fine Ill watch ig ena forced me
Enanan: dont be an ass akito
Pancak: fuck you
this is why dad doesnt love you
An: GASPS
Amia: ☝️
Neen: 🖕
Airi: ☝️
Amia: ALSO I FINALLY GOT N25 ALIVE
@K @Yuki
GET OVER HERE
Yuki: Oh, what is this? I’ve been studying so I couldn’t go online sorry.
Anyways my name is Mafuyu Asahina, nice to meet you all!
WONDAHOI: ASAHINA SENPAI... AAAA HELLO!!
Yuki: Hi Emu :)
K: what is this
Amia: Its a gc
K: Yeah I can tell
Enanan: Sorry had to fight akito
He’s crying now
anyways lets watch @WONDAHOI now!!
WONDAHOI: YAY OK!
WONDAHOI has started a video call
Amia has joined
Enanan has joined
Pancak has joined
Neen has joined
WORLD FUTURE STAR has joined
K has joined
Yuki has joined
Airi has joined
Shizuku has joined
Toya has joined
An has joined
Hampster has joined
Shizuku has joined
L-O-V-E MINORI has joined
JAIL | 4:27 pm
Everyone could hear Emu trying to bail him out of jail
”Hey officer! Want a wonderhoy cool deal!?”
“?Sorry but who are you”
“I AM EMU OTORI! HERE TO BAIL PRISONER 628 OF JAIL!”
”?How much are you willing to pay”
Neen: knowing her she probably will pay a ridiculous amount
An: I mean anything for ur friend ig😭
Airi: She a real one🔥🔥💯💯
Enanan: agreed!!
Hampster: Emu is always so kind!
An: I agree with my girl even if I havent met her b4
Pancak: downbad
An: gtfo
Toya: Akito’s friend is so nice!
Yuki: Yes, Otori-san is always like this.
WORLD FUTURE STAR: WHERE IS LEO/NEED TO SEE THIS?!
Shizuku: the y r on a d8!!
WORLD FUTURE STAR: OH! THANKS SHIZUKU >:D
“Hmm... How about.. 45k?”
”Not enough sorry”
”100k?”
”Prisoner 628 has caused many disturbances and illegal activities”
”000,000¥,that may cost 5”
Amia: WHAT—
Airi: THE FUCK.
Enanan: IS HE THAT DANGEROUS??
so glad I take night classes
Yuki: that is quite a lot...
K: Can the pink haired girl even afford it??
Neen: Trust me she can
WORLD FUTURE STAR: im also wanted but only in 3 countries
Pancak: still not good😭
Toya Aoyagi: Tsukasa-senpai, what.
“Fine, ill pay it!”
”—Alrigh”
”wait what”
”I said ill pay for it! :D”
”what the fuck”
Airi: EVEN THE OFFICER WAS SURPRISED
Enanan: PLS FUCKING HEL PME
Pancak: BROS JAW DROPPED
Amia: HIS TIMBERS SHIVERED
Yuki: Eh?! im surprised!!
K: how did she even get that much money the hell
Neen: dont underestimate her
she has way more
WORLD FUTURE STAR: Can confirm
TO BE CONTINUED