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my dysfunctional family <3333
malewife (she/he/they):
Is anyone free at the moment?
I need somewhere to go
the favourite (he/him):
fuck im at work atm, but we can dm? are you ok love?
malewife (she/he/they):
I will be fine. I just need to get out of the house.
robbin’ ribbon (it/lotus):
I’m available, do you remember where I live in the celestial realm?
malewife (she/he/they):
Yeah can I come over?
robbin’ ribbon (it/lotus):
Of course, I offer warm blankets and hugs?
malewife (she/he/they):
I’ll be there soon
the favourite (he/him):
red son, im off work now are you ok???
malewife (she/he/they):
I’ll Dm you
Noodles:
are you ok?? sorry i wasn’t free
(つ﹏<。)
Spicy:
It’s fine darling no need to stress
My father was ‘getting on my nerves’ as you would say
Noodles:
ah that sucks red :( tho i didnt know u and nezha were so close??
(ALSO I LOVE THAT PETNAME AINDOSNODNI)
Spicy:
Nezha used to babysit me when I was an infant, I’ve grown to view lotus as an older sibling of sorts
(I will use it more often then)
Noodles:
AWW THAT IS ADORABLE
☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆
so you are feelinf better yeah?
Spicy:
*Feeling
And yes, Nezha and I are watching Heartstopper at the moment with hot chocolates
Noodles:
(not even gonna question how u can watch heartstopper in heaven but ok)
I LOVE HEARTSTOPPER!!! SM!!
OMG!! im like nick bc i’m big and strong >:D
Spicy:
I suppose that makes me Charlie, however I fail to see the resemblance
Noodles:
well ur charlie bc ur adorable!! n i wanna kiss you all over and tell you how pretty you are <33
red are you ok?
robbin’ ribbon (it/lotus):
Anyone want to tell me why Red Son just burst into flames, burning her phone again?
the favourite (he/him):
oop- thats my bad
tell them im sorry!! but i meant everything i said（*/∇＼*）
robbin’ ribbon:
They said that you’re foolishly adorable.
Or, that’s what I’m picking up from his flustered(?) rambles.
the favourite (he/him):
yeahhh that’ll be her being flustered, he always gets embarrassed when i tell him how much i love them
robbin’ ribbon (it/lotus):
They turned bright red, they also said that they love you too.
the favourite (he/him):
AWWWW HE’S SUCH A CUTIE (♥ω♥*)
OMW TO U NOW :DDD