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You looked up at the chipped red paint.
“I’m so sorry!” yu said as you backed away, blushing maddly. Well it was blush or it was the Halomonas titanicae thats growing on the titanic.
“Tehe.” You giggled, twirling your hair with your finger. “Hiiii RMS Titanic.”
“Please, call me Titanic.” She said.
“Hehe wow, Titanic is such a pretty name.”
“Thank you.” she said.
“Is it, like, norwegian or something?”
Titanic thought for a moment. “No, i think there was some greek based origin to it.”
“Oh wow.” you smiled. Your pants were soaked. Probably from the deep ocean water you were in, or maybe it was somehting else. You do shit yourself when you get exited sometimes. Like a chuwawa.
“Hey, i know we just met, but do you want to go swimming in my olympic sized swimming pool?” Titanic asked.
You gasped. “Oh do i ever!” and swam up to her top deck. You new exactly where her pool was, as you’ve examined the titanic blueprint several times during your intimate moments with yourself.