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1. tucker carlson x the green m&m (unrequited love)~~ by purple_girrafe

   Fandoms: Real Person Fiction  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Jun 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tucker Carlson/Green M&M
   • Tucker Carlson
   • Green M&M
   • this was lowkey weird to write bc my dad uses the nickname tucker lol
   • green m&m is a girlboss
   • hot girl shit is writing this
   • im such a girlboss
   • Stalking
   • tucker carlson cant play chess
   • Chess Metaphors
   • wrote this in the span of 11 minutes
   • you get it bc of the memes right right
   • i hate tucker carlson but in a funny way
   • Unrequited Crush
   • Unrequited Love
   • tall sexy boots

   Summary

   tucker has a problem with the green m&m not wearing her tall boots.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Cursed things

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   462

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

   8

   Kudos:

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