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#Scaramouche
"WHO IS IT?"
Ayaka x Nilou is REAL
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Hearts4Lumine • @Hearts4Lumine
Nahh because WHAT did this man say during stream 😭 #Scaramouche
[374 replies | 89 retweets | 1k likes]
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Scaraluvs • @Scaraluvs
[Replying to @Hearts4Lumine]
I don't believe it, I need to this shit with my own eyes 😐
Those were only two of the thousands of tweets and questions about his relationship. Scaramouche scrolled through the seemingly endless pit of tweets, reddit posts and YouTube videos laughing and liking a few on his private account.
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Scaramouche was in the middle of a Q&A stream scrolling threw Twitter hundreds of tweets. ''Ah, this one reads.. 'Do you have tattoos beside the one on your neck?' Actually I do, one near my chest and a few on my arms and one on my thigh. And no you guys are not getting pictures, alright next question.''
| tiredauthor: FUCK
| Scaras_hat: he knows us too well 😞
| theONIone: should I get a tattoo 🤔
| Trashcan_enthusiast: Who's gonna tell him-
Scaramouche continued scrolling through Twitter looking for fresh comments as the replies began to either be dry or repeat itself. "Hm, @Ventilover says 'Out of everybody you know who would you kiss marry and kill?' Alright this is pretty easy. Kill Childe, marry my boyfriend and.. kiss myself?"
| feetenjoyer_2000: The Childe slander will never not be funny to me ☠️
| LadyMegistus☬: if I hear you mention your boyfriend one more time I might just kms!
| Tartaglia☬: Fuck you I hope the neighborhood dog fucks you up the next time you touch grass 🖕
| #1scarasimp: LOL WHAT
Scaramouche snickered when he saw the chat, it was always fun to mess around with his friends especially Childe the redhead always gives the best reactions. "At least I actually do go outside unlike you Childe."
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Scaramouche was reading the last reply when his door swung open and a soft smile across his face. Scaramouche swung his chair, his webcam showing his face from above. "Oh your still doing questions Scara?" Heizou was leaning against the door frame in his usual attire: messy red hair swooping down his face and neck, white tank top with black shorts, with some fluffy socks with deer patternd on it. Of course his appearance was nonvisible towards the public.
Scaramouche puffed his cheeks out slightly thinking about what to say so he wouldn't embarrass himself online and would have to live in the woods for the rest of his life. "Hm yeah but I'm at the last question so don't worry I'll end soon." Heizou placed his hands on his waist and sighed, ''Fine.. but you're helping me with dinner!" Heizou's voice could be heard getting thinner and thinner as he walks away from Scaramouche's room. The minute Heizou left the room a tts (Text to speech idk twitch stuff srry) came from Scara's computer.
| tealover: i never knew scaramouche was capable of smiling...
Scaramouche realized this and changed back to his usual demeanor, scoffing and scooting up to get closer to his desk. "Fuck off before I mute you." And with that Scaramouche hastily answered the final reply and ended stream.
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Ginger
WAS THAT WHO I THINK IT WAS?
I'm not saying anything because the moment I do it'll be screenshot and sent to Twitter
What do you mean I would NEVER do that 🥺
NEVER use that emoji EVER again
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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I hope Diluc rejects your ass
YOU BITCH
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"Are you sure you wanna do this?" Asked Kuni, Heizou was seated next to him looking excited and only slightly nervous as his hands were fidgeting a bit. "Yes yes! Now start it, I wanna say hi!" Kuni cocked a smile and rolled his eye, grabbing his custom mouse and dragging it to the start button slowly. "Fine but don't be surprised if you see questionable usernames." Before Heizou could let out a word out Kunikuzushi pressed live and they were immediately shown on stream.
| kokopuffs: yooo— IDHDIDJD EHO IS THIS
| Scaras_hat: OMG IS IT...?
| iluvscara: NO WAYYYY
| Venti.lator: RESPECTFULLY HE IS SO PRETTYYY LIKEEEEE
Heizou smiled his cheeks being just the slightest bit of pink, thanks to the compliment. "Why thank you! But I think the real pretty person goes to this guy over here." Heizou pointed to Kuni who huffed and rolled his eyes though his genuine smile gives away his true feelings. "Your such a flirt Heizou.." Heizou giggled and spun around in his chair crossing his arms on his chest. "It's true, but you love me anyway!" The only thing Kuni could do was laugh and start the game.
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#1 gays
Venti: @Heizou @Scara WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING??!!
Scara: WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT LIKE THAT?
Kazuhuh: I lost my phone for like 3 months what happened
Aether: how the fuck