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Archival Braincells
First mate: I have a small announcement to make
Tim B): Oh no
Rip braincell: What is it
MarTEAn: If its something bad, I'm leaving town for however long
Tim B): Oh dear gods, he's still typing
First mate: So you all know that it is almost February, which means Valentines is very close. Elias came into my office the other day to inform me that we are having a, and I quote, "Happy bonding love party." It is, sadly, mandatory, and we need to bring dates with us, and a few guests if it is needed.
MarTEAn: Dang it, I can't leave town
Melanie: But I can. I'm fleeing to India so I don't have to deal with this
Tim B): OH NO YOU DON'T
Tim B): YOU'RE SUFFERING WITH US BUDDY
First mate: Please don't. Knowing her, she's probably going to bring a knife in an attempt to assassinate Elias again.
Rip braincell: Again?????
Tim B): W o t
Melanie: Don't ask.
Rip braincell: That's concerning
Tim B): Yep
MarTEAn: Anyways-
MarTEAn: Who are you guys bringing for dates?
Tim B): :)
Rip braincell: I can already tell he's going to bring me something to persuade me to be his date
Rip braincell: And yes, yes I will
Tim B): Great, and I didn't have to buy her anything :)
Rip braincell: No, you still owe me some trips to the cafe.
Tim B): :(
Rip braincell: I'm joking Tim :)
Tim B): :D
Georgie WTG: You know I have a feeling some extra money is going into my wallet next month :)
Rip braincell: Noooo... Tim is too dumb to know.
Tim B): What do you mean >:(
Tim B): Sash >:(
Rip braincell: ;)
Georgie WTG: You don't need to know Tim :)
Rip braincell: Mhm :)
Tim B): >:(
Tim B): Anyways. My feelings have been hurt but
Tim B): Who's Jon bringing to the party
Rip braincell: This is what I mean, Tim
First mate: I happen to already have someone to go with, Tim.
MarTEAn: Mhm.
Tim B): >:0
Tim B): Who
Rip braincell: My dead braincell got revived just to die again
Melanie: Same here
MarTEAn: What do I have to do for Tim to know
Tim B): Know what >:(
First mate: No, no. Don't do anything. This is fun to watch.
Tim B): >:(((((
Melanie: Agreed.
Melanie: I agreed with Jon of all people. What is going on
Georgie WTG: Must be a blue moon
Rip braincell: Mission Achieved: Agree with Jon