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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    "'You know, I would have thought you’d be gloating.'

    Percy raised an eyebrow at the seven foot tall god who had somehow crammed himself onto the very small bench of a school cafeteria table. 'I think that it’s illegal for you to break into a school and harass a student that you reportedly kidnapped as a child.'"

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    Like Dionysus, Ares is trying to be nice. Like Dionysus, it isn't coming across that way.

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    02 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    "It wasn’t very often that a god thanked him. It usually took him going on a quest, or, you know, saving the world again. But this hadn’t been a quest, it had just been him finding an eight-year-old half-blood starving in a cold NYC winter and choosing to bring her to camp. Sad, yes, that she had suffered so much at such a young age, but it wasn’t particularly unusual for Percy to pick up stray demigods, so it wasn’t something that he would expect to earn a godly 'thank you.' And certainly not from the god that still couldn’t be bothered to call him the correct name 99% of the time."

     

    Basically, Dionysus is being weirdly friendly to Percy. Or, he's trying to be. It's not quite working.

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    02 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    AU on the Athenide universe

    If Athenide was born as a baby

    Inspired by @anotheroceanid on tumblr.

    Young Annabeth tells the tale of baby Athenide

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    02 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    Luke Castellan is nine-years-old and freezing. He's starving and scared. And he meets the Queen of the Gods.

    Annabeth Chase is seven-years-old and starving and sad and runs. And she meets the Queen of the Gods.

    Percy Jackson is twelve-years-old. His mom is dead and he's confused and sad. And he meets the Queen of the Gods.

    It changes everything.

     


    (Or, alternatively, Hera is cast down by her douchebag slut of a husband and is forced to reconcile the fact that the demigods she has spent so many millennia hating, disparaging, are children. It changes things.)

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    02 May 2026

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    “…How old did you say you were?,” he asked.

    I was taken aback by the question. “What the—why does that matter!? Didn’t you try to drag me and my best friend into, like, ultra-hell for your son’s master bolt?,” I pointed out, pointing a finger at the, for some reason, now shameful perpetrator of my summer-suffering.

    He sputtered. “I thought you were older!,” he explained as if that justified dragging anyone into the screaming pits of Tartarus.

    “So you thought you were just sacrificing a freaking midget for your cause or something? Because I don’t know about you, but I do not look like a satyr,” I said, throwing up my hands in the air in exasperation.
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    What if Kronos felt a certain way about fighting a twelve year-old Percy?

    How would this have affected the future of not just their relationships, but Percy's relationship with the gods as well?

    Follow Percy through the adventures of books 1-5 to see how Percy deals with his grandfather's morally dubious attempts to nudge him away from the events of the second titanomachy.

    Told entirely from the POV of Percy Jackson!

    (Original idea from @/Sparkletastic !!)

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    01 May 2026