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Today, Thursday: 6:12 am
A-1 bitches
Pikachu: do you guys ever get hit with a sudden feeling that years have gone by in a blink, but then you snap out of it and realize that time is forever at a standstill
Today, Thursday: 6:37 am
bakubitch: @pikachu hey what the fuck
Pikachu: im jsut saying!!
Pikachu: love me or hate me im spitting facts
emo: i do share a sentiment with that, kaminari. though i suppose it might be because i’m inclined to like darker poetic themes
bakubitch: because you’re fuckin emo?
emo: …
emo: that is my username, isn’t it..
Iida: I am more inclined to know if Aoyama ever checked in on Mineta.
bakubitch: why tf is kaminari even awake
bakubitch: oi aren’t you normally up at 7:50??
Pikachu: bro im mentally in a time skip
Pikachu: i think i mightve aslo eaten a weed bownie
Pikachu: or 3
Pikachu: hahehah fucj
earbud: @Iida you went to bed first, but yes, aoyama did check on mineta after the ice cream eating competition.
earbud: the consensus was: mineta was sulking. and tsu is supposed to talk to sensei later today to see if thye have any cctv evidence to get him in trouble
earbud: *they
Iida: Oh, that’s very good to hear.
flexseal: kaminARI NOO
flexseal: I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THEM
Pikachu: i THOUHGT THATS BECUZ YOU DINDT WANNA SHARE
bakubitch: fucking hell.
Iida: Kaminari, I believe you should go see Recovery Girl! Immediately!
Dairy King: Guys I think I’m gonna die. Tell Aizawa-sensei I’ll be absent today. Or the next three.
Iida: Ojiro, you too! You both should see Recovery Girl!
Dairy King: It’s fine. This is my warzone. Me, my ass, and this toilet.
emo: tis the price you pay for your hubris. lactose intolerance will not be tolerated.
precious child: hey guys i’m back from my morning run. seems like everyone is awake?
flexseal: @Dairy King
flexseal: ojiro, man. imma need you to take one for the team and babysit kaminari while you’re wrecking that bathroom.
flexseal: he’s fine, he’s just high as a kite
Pikachu: its been three yeasr since ysetrday
flexseal: man, i told you to get off your phone
Dairy King: I’m making inhumane sounds and smells
flexseal: that’s fine
Pikachu: hhhehhsh
flexseal: maybe it’ll sober him up
Dairy King: Gross
precious child: oh wow. so uhh, i guess i’ll be the one to tell aizawa that ojiro and kaminari are both sick? Ojiro, do you.. Need anything?
Dairy King: I love you
Dairy King: Yes
Dairy King: TP
Dairy King: And lots of prayers
Dairy King: Maybe a plumber’s phone number
precious child: oh, okay. gimme a few minutes!!
Best Bro has changed Dairy King’s name to Toilet Slayer.
Toilet Slayer: Thanks, Kirishima. And good morning to you too
Best Bro: Good morning, bro!