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Disciple of the Greatest

Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Notes:

No regrets writing this.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Hajime slowly stood up, finally removing his cast from his leg after 24 hours of healing.

He was still trying to get used to the basics of his abilities but he does know that his healing is limited.

Meaning his burnt calf won't fully heal and it would remain as a scar.

 

The wound was a third degree burn and was caused by Bronya’s incendiary munitions.

The burn wasn’t caused by Hajime’s incompetence. He was far from that and Bronya can vouch how good he was in that training.

Bronya was that good at aiming at fast moving targets since she had experiences as a former sniper.

 

Hajime remembered that Bronya deeply regrets her actions and she would offer her services as a temporary caretaker until he can fully walk.

As expected, Hajime refused as he wanted her to focus on her day as a normal girl and he just has to live with the fact that he is immobilized and can't work on this condition. He didn't even give Bronya to protest as it was 'captain's' orders.

Something that most valkyries that has to comply much to their annoyance.

 

Dr. Nagamitsu, Dr. Einstein and Dr. Tesla told him that he just has to give himself 2 weeks or so to fully heal his leg.

From Hajime's perspective, He just has to give himself a day.

 

If you are surprised by this, then you clearly have not been paying attention.

 

Hajime put on his clothes slowly and looked at 'burn'.

To him, the skin only had burn marks and it didn't show any indication of infection.

The burn was clean.

It is not going to be fun for him to walk but it is still clean and only black reddish marks remained.

 

He slowly placed his leg on the floor to stand up and he immediately winced from the pain.

"...............Ow." As Hajime took deep breaths and started to walk, not realizing that his eyes started to glow gold. "That ...wasn't so bad, was it? At least, I can finally walk." He can feel the pressure being added on the wound from his weight as he starts to walk normally.

 

If anyone is curious how painful that looks, imagine a salt cube weighing upon a gaping wound. Only denser.

 

He wrapped some bandages on his leg so his calf would be safe from harm and put on some pants.

He saw the clutches leaned on the wall and thought about it for a few moments.

"............ Nah. I am fine." He walked out of his bedroom while grabbing his phone to start his day.

 

Unfortunately, someone was waiting by the doorway and she was not happy.

"................."

Oh crap.

 

The staff of the Hyperion clearly knew that he would come back to work despite already in a battered state.

His valkyries said their pleas and his coworkers and boss even tried to talk him out of it.

But in their heart, they knew that it would be for naught as he would keep working anyways.

So who do they needed to call?

 

"...............Uhmm……….Hi honey?" Elysia crossed her arms while not moving from the spot.

 

Yep. 

That is right.

His wife.

His lovely pink elf of a wife who he somehow could not win on most occasions.

 

"....…………" As she kept glaring at her husband.

"............... You are going to keep standing there until I sit back down, aren't you?" Elysia raised an eyebrow.

"Mmmhmm~" Hajime sighed as Elysia nodded with a pouty look.

 

"Uhmmm…….. Make me?" Elysia smirked with a dangerous look.

"Alright~" Elysia walked up to him dangerously close and stared him in the eye as if she was boring holes into his soul.

 " SIT, HAJIME. " As the only words she could muster. 

 

When someone tries to win an argument with a staring contest, He wins normally and no one else could match him in terms of wills.

Hajime's only mistake with her?

He blinked, causing him to lose in this debate.

 

"............. Yes ma'am." Hajime immediately went back to bed.

 

Not that hard for you to admit defeat under these circumstances. 

Huh, Hajime?

 

Hajime sat down with a heavy sigh.

Elysia relaxed her posture and took a deep sigh.

"I know you wanted to get back out there, Hajime but You are in no condition to stand, let alone work in Hyperion Bridge."

"But my wound is already healed." He showed his wrapped up leg with a cheery note 

 

Elysia was curious why Hajime looked so cute, telling that he was already fine. Indulging him a bit, she kneeled down in front of him, revealing her assets to him as she helped him out.

Sensing this was Elysia's way of teasing him, he looked away with an annoyed look and a small blush on his cheeks.

She giggled and she removed his bandage wraps around his leg.

 

Elysia, despite never having any experience in the medical field, has learned a few things from Mobius, Su and Aponia about general first aid.

Aside from Mobius getting generally annoyed by the elf's insistence, they appreciated Elysia's curiosity and genuine concern as she wanted to prepare herself for the future victims of Previous Era Humanity's war on Honkai by learning general first aid and emergency health.

They couldn't teach her advanced topics of medicine but they have taught more than enough knowledge for her to become a very good nurse.

They did however tell her that it will be ill-advised for her to become one as she can get little handsy. They didn't want people to get funny ideas with that in mind.

But Elysia didn't mind as she told them that she just wants to learn general first aid so she could nurse someone back to health. 

"Who knows~ There might be a lucky patient for me~" As she remembered that little playful joke to them.

Who would have thought that it would have come true after 50 millenia?

And not only that, Her first lucky patient would have happened to be her husband?

 

Hmmm……..

I should ask Rita if she can make me a customized nurse Outfit for me.

Oh~ 

Rita can join as well~

So She and I could nurse Hajime back to health~

 

Honkai bless your soul, Hajime.

 

Or Why not Dr. Nagamitsu, Dr. Tesla and Dr. Einstein design a medical battlesuit for both Rita and me?

So we can help him even in the battlefield?

 

Uh………..

 

That sounds like a great idea!

 

No. 

That is a terrible idea.

 

……………………

Hmmm? Stop her?

Oh hell no. 

I'm not stopping her.

Hajime's all on his own on this one.

……………………

 

After amusing herself with that thought, she went back to his leg.

Upon inspecting his calf, his wound did heal much to her surprise.

"Oh~ You healed faster than I thought, Hajime."

"Yeah……… Still working out the kinks of what I have. But it is better now." Seeing how determined he was to get back to work, she softly smiled and giggled after.

"Okay." She kissed her burn mark, causing him to go scarlet.

"What was that for?!" He blushed madly causing Elysia to giggle.

 

"What? I gave it a good kiss so your ouchie and boo-boo would go away." Hajime covered his face with his hand as he heated up, metaphorically and physically.

"Don't worry, darling. I am your wife so only you can get special nursing privileges from me~ Don't hesitate to ask if you want more~" Elysia winked and Hajime just groaned in pain.

 

Now you understand why they were against the idea of her becoming a nurse?

 

Anyways.

Back to Hajime's torment……

 

"Can I go now?" As Hajime recovered from that emotional mishap and asked with a monotone voice.

"Not quite…….. You need it to have a cast first."

"Oh, come on. I am fine." He wanted to protest but something stopped him.

She took out a cast with multiple markings and stickers.

As Hajime looked a little bit closer, he could see that all of them came from his valkyries.

 

Seeing this, Hajime could only sigh. "All right…… You girls win." Elysia cheered with delight as he decided to put that on his leg.

"Also another thing…….." Elysia took out a clutch.

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"No……" Elysia puffed her cheeks. "Fine. I will let you walk without a clutch on the condition that you don't say something right after i booped you." Hajime raised an eyebrow.

"What the hell does that mean?"

Elysia stretched her pointer finger and booped on his calf.

 

Hajime widened his eyes.

 

"MOTHERFU……"

A scream of a poor innocent soul was heard as Bianka jogged by the house, along with Stan who was on a leash.


 

It was strange for the Schicksal crew and valkyries for Hajime to look so defeated.

Many who doesn't know would call him a whipped husband.

Few would just pity his poor soul.

Those who are close to him would just laugh at how funny this is.

 

Hajime was waiting for his wife as she brought back a feast in the pantry.

It was funnier that Hajime is just facepalming at the situation.

Some would give him an envy look on how much he was being pampered by the bombshell pink elf.

 

"Look honey. A buffet so that you could get better~"

Hajime just kept a flat face.

"Oh, Dont be like that. I chose them for you."

 

"I am honestly not angry you chose this many so i could get better sooner."

"I am just slightly mad that you chose my bank account to purchase all of this."

"Yep. And the caterers are very nice with their discount~"

 

You could see there is a slight dent on Hajime's bank account.

Not that much but you can still see the dent.

Any sane businessman would consider a huge net loss.

Hajime would just see it as his regular tuesday.

 

He saw Kiana and Theresa were drooling due to the abundance of meals present on the table.

He sighed but smiled softly.

"Alright. You girls can join in. And dont worry, The caterer got their recipes from Mei, Fu Hua and Rita." Seeing this as a win, Kiana and Theresa joined in the feast.

A while after that, a few more valkyries joined in the fray.

Hajime just chuckled at the sight of Theresa wearing Homu Pajamas as it was part of their bet. 

He even internally admitted to himself that He has taken a quick snapshot of her in his phone for other personal purposes.

 

You know, Hajime….

This is probably one of the reasons why your boss gets annoyed with you sometimes.

…………

Hmmm?

He is doing this for revenge?

Because Miss Overseer tends to tease him about his marriage?

..........

Well……….. I am guessing that it is respectable for him to do so.

Petty But still respectable.

..........

 

He sighed as he was about to take a bite of a random meal.

To his surprise, his fork was suddenly taken away.

Before he got to say anything, someone took a random piece of meat from the table and presented it inches close to his mouth.

 

"Say Aah~" Hajime gave an annoyed look as Elysia cutely smiled at him.

"I know that I can't walk properly but that doesnt mean I would have trouble eating."

"Awww……. Does my husband not want dongpo pork? I made sure it was a special kind of spicy to suit your taste~" Elysia pouted as she returned the spicy braised pork back to the plate.

Hajime sighed as he took her hand and took a large bite of that juicy pork.

 

".................. Okay. Not going to lie, that one tasted good." Elysia's spirit were lifted and continued on feeding him pork.

Hajime decided to let her indulge to her nurse fantasies by being the patient.

 

Luca was curious what that tasted like as she took a bite. Even it was a spicy, she knew she could handle it as she often add chilis in her meals.

Big mistake.

 

It was undeniably too spicy even for her.

She quickly took a carton of milk and chugged it whole down, not concerned about the public indecency.

 

"Aaaahhhhh……. That felt so much better." She coughed. "What kind of pork was that?" As Luca coughed.

"A spicy one. A special kind of spicy food that Ha~Ji~Me~ really likes."

"Damn……... What was that? Habanero?"

 

"Soukai's Inferno actually. Has the same scoville units as Carolina reaper." Luca coughed as she gave a widened stare at the captain.

"What? I like the taste." Hajime shrugged as he took another bite when he was fed by Elysia with another spicy dongpo pork. Others just gave him a wide eye look as he ate 5 large cubes oof those spicy pork without flinching.

"Well? Have fun with your meals. I am not going to treat you to another one like this anytime soon." Hajime took out multiple 2 liters of soda for them and he only drank the tea that Rita made for him.

 

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Now, Introduce me!

And make it look good.

………………..

*sighs*

Fine.

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As the weaklings enjoyed their supper, the red haired knight felt a mighty presence behind him, He could not…

 

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Hey!

You edited the script!

I have no idea what you are talking about.

*Whistling*

………

Fine.

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The captain could not help but to shiver in his spine as he can feel the aura of a certain warrior.

He turned around and……

 

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And?

I don't want to say it.

Say it.

.......

Fine. 

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Lo and behold, it was the great and mighty Herscherr of Sentience herself.

Grinning at the poor and weak man made him trembling to his boots as he can feel unlimitless power manifested from over 50000 years.

Sure…

Maybe the old Timer had a tiny contribution to that power manifestation.

But the great and mighty Herscherr of Sentience was still powerful in her own right and no one has the right to contradict lest they want to feel her wrath.

 

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That is right!

Oi! You do not add commentaries if you are one of the characters here.

 

Oh, come on.

It is necessary for me to add commentaries.

The audience would like to have a change of pace now and then.

Now, keep going.

……..

You are not making this easy for me.

……..

Anyways...

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"Oh great lord Herscherr of Sentience, It is a surprise for us to grace us……."

 

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Hey!

I am not letting you butcher everything.

Give me that!

*Gets the typewriter and started typing*

……………….

That is more like it.

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"Herscherr of Sentience? What are you doing here?" The chaotic gray-haired herscherr grinned.

"Seeing how Old-timer is having a difficult time teaching you techniques and you evidently sucked at it………. Well …… I am going to train you, of course!"

"In case you didn't notice, I am not in a condition to train right now." Hajime showed his leg on the cast.

 

"Not to worry. You can rely on Big Sis Master Sentience to give you the lesson you will never forget…… But before that." Herscherr Of Sentience placed her hands on his shoulders and looked at Elysia.

 

"Can I borrow him for a while?" Elysia giggled and winked. Herscherr of Sentience carried him over her head while Hajime struggled weakly.

"Come on, Dark Jingwei! Time for your master Herscherr of Sentience to suit up before we start your training."

"Let go of me! And you did not call me a giant fluffy fat plushie bird!"

As everyone in the cafeteria watched the poor captain being overhead carried off by Herscherr.

 

Do they want to stop her?

Oh hell no….

Everything, meal and drinks presented on the table was on Hajime.

And they are not walking away from free lunch. Especially this big.

 

"Should we help the captain?" As Seele sweatdropped.

"Bronya insists that we must take our feast first. Rescuing the captain should come later and when Bronya and Seele feel like it."

That is right, other me. Enjoy what you have first while you can. You may never get the chance again.

Seele sighed as she took a slice of sweet treat.


 

"I, your big sis Herscherr of Sentience, humbly accepts your gift, Hajime." As Senti puts on the rounded black sunglasses.

 

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Oi! 

Who told you you are going to refer to me that way?

I say so!

 It is getting tiring to refer to you as Herscherr of Sentience.

So Senti it is!

………….

*grumbles*

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"You only took that from my office! And those were my spy glasses!"

"Emphasis on was. Meaning you 'gifted' these badass accessories to me, your Big reliable Sis Senti!"

 

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Oi!

Again, It is tiring!

……

Fine. 

Do I still get to be reliable big sis Senti to Hajime and his martial arts master though?

……….

Yes.

 

Yatta!

You did not just yatta in here.

Yatta!

*sighs*

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"So you are just going to show up out of nowhere and claim that I am going to be your next disciple in martial arts?"

"My first Disciple actually. Since I don't count Old Timer's students as mine." Senti grinned with pride.

Hajime just sighed in defeat.

"Fine. Big Sis Senti. Where do we go first so I can start training under you? Mind you, I can hardly stand, let alone walk to train or exercise because of my burn injury."

"Oh, that is gonna be easy. No need to worry about it. We just have to prepare ourselves first."

"And what is that?"

 

"Old-timers haven't let me out once in a while. So…… To the Soukai gacha arcade, my angry dark Jing Wei!" Senti again carried Hajime overhead and zoomed towards the Soukai City from St. Freya by riding her greatsword as a floating hoverboard.

"SENTI! PUT ME DOWN! And Stop calling me that!" As Hajime struggled to get down. 

Sadly, he couldn't win with a herscher and let her carry him overhead like a giant ball of plush toy.

 

"And that is how you can have a guaranteed win in the game. Trust your reliable big sis Senti. I am an expert in this."

"You lost 6 times in a row."

"Yeah. After that, I kept winning and winning. Because the machines and Artificial intelligence in that arcade finally understand my hard work as a protector of humanity and love me for it."

 

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Side note….

They don't.

They were just terrified of an angry herscherr.

 

Oi!

Stop ruining my fun!

 

I am not. 

You ain't gonna earn some respect if you keep butchering the script!

………….

Fine.

……

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Due to the bizarre happenings of today's event, he could only sigh in defeat.

 

"Cheer up, my grasshopper. I am going to be a perfect master for you from now on." As Senti pointed to herself with the thumb.

"Now! Since I finally got to do all the things I wanted after getting stuck inside of Old-Timer for too long, Let us start your training." Hajime nodded.

 

"All right. Where do we start?" He turned to her.

"With this." She just flicked his forehead.

"Ow! What the hell was that for, Senti?!" Senti crossed her arms with a disappointed look.

"I should be asking you that. The hell you are doing with those fighting styles?" Hajime raised an eyebrow while rubbing his forehead.

"What do you mean? I am just trying to do the same thing as they are."

"Really? Imitating others?" Hajime nodded. "Well. It's hella sloppy. You couldn't even do Old-Timer's right!"

 

"What do you want me to do? I am not a MANTIS nor a Valkyrie. I am not even Fu Hua so of course I am not able to do it right. We are different." As Hajime said that, he had a clear realization.

"Oh………"

 

"Yeah. Took you long enough to realize that." Herscherr of Sentience grinned with pride.

"You are really good at mimicry. But don't try to be someone else that you are not.

I am not suggesting you stop with your 'shadowing'. Instead utilize it. Keep that knowledge as your arsenal. You want to have your own fighting style? You start by learning from others. Not copying them." Hajime nodded.

 

"Good. Another thing. If you are going to 'shadow' your opponents to gain an upper hand, don't half-ass it. You will have your sorry ass served on a silver platter."

"What are you talking about? I have done everything I can to give myself an advantage."

"Oh really? Reaching Tranquil and clear mind?" Hajime nodded.

"Yeah. That is how we always win against the Honkai wave." 

 

"And you think the logic would apply the same if you are battling in the wave?" Hajime nodded, causing Senti to laugh as if she heard a piss-poor joke.

"Ah…… That was a funny one, not going to lie." As Senti rubbed her eyes.

 

"Both of those teachers of yours are good and their teachings would work if your mind can reach peak clarity." Senti grinned. "Really? Do you really believe that you can do that anytime soon, knowing full well about the state of your own mind?" Hajime flinched.

 

Ouch……

 

"Yeah. Thought so. Last i checked, it was a straighr up mess in there. And mind you. I ain't the one cleaning those up. You just have to keep doing that on your own." 

 

Harsh…..

 

"Don't get me wrong. Your mind is a very fragile thing and I would rather not be the one that destroys what was left. You can keep trying if you can though. You have been lucky before so why stop now?" Hajime nodded to let her know that he will keep trying.

 

"Alright. Up to you on how you want to fight if you want to fight your way out with tactics and logic. But if you want my advice? Stop being like your valkyries and start being the captain. Use what you know and what you have and learned. Even the ones you learned from us."

"Haven't I been doing that before?"

"Nope. You straight-up copied them. You didn't utilize what you learned. Big difference. Like the time you fought a Ganesha."

 

"You were using Himeko's fighting style when you had that greatsword. It was a great effort but Your ass still got thrown to that building and had yourself crashed to the wall. You could have avoided yourself an injury if you had utilized your power and knowledge more. But no, you decided to be pitiful and let your enemy walk all over you, literally."

"Alright, I get it. I will stop restricting myself to one style when I fight."

Herscherr Of Sentience placed her hands behind her back and turned.

"I heard that you are a good philosopher. Alright. I need your answer to this." She approached slowly to him.

 

"If the world asks you to become an insignificant droplet of water that will eventually join with the world, will you follow along the wave or become part of the storm that destroys everything?" Hajime thought about it for quite a while.

"Then I have to become the captain that rides out the storm." Senti grinned at his answer.

"That wasn't part of the choices."

"Why does that matter?"  Hajime shrugged. "It is my choice. Not yours." Hearing this, Senti laughed with pride.

 

"GOOD ANSWER! Looks like being your master is going to be worth it, after all, Dark Jing Wei!" As Hajime internally wished she would stop calling him that.

Hajime nodded.

 

"So how do we start training?"

"Oh…… right about now. It should have been a few minutes or right after I flicked your forehead but you somehow managed to resist me."

"Hah?" Hajime felt a little bit drowsy.

 

After a while, his vision became blurry and he was fumbling on his knees.

"Wai……" He reached out his hand but suddenly fell on his knees.

To Senti's surprise, Hajime unconsciously reacted by placing his clutch firmly to the ground and kneeled on one knee, acting like a knight.

 

"Dang, that was a good power pose." Senti gave an impressed look. "You keep surprising me everyday, Hajime." Senti cracked her knuckles and stretched out her limbs.

"Time for a little warm up." Senti placed her finger on his forehead and multiple senti silhouettes with different color came out from her body and entered his mind.

 

There were 11 different-colored Senti silhouettes and they are about to have their fun as each one teaches a certain concept for Hajime to learn.

All Herscherr of Sentience wants from him is to keep up with all 11 of them.


 

"Hmmmm…….. He should be around here." As Dr. Nagamitsu studied the holotab.

"Let's find them here then~" As Elysia giggled and started to look around.

Dr. Nagamitsu chuckled as she took the other way.

 

As Dr. Nagamitsu arrived, Senti was holding on to Hajime's forehead.

She even noticed that Senti was quite exhausted.

Senti looked at her as she felt a presence.

 

"Ah. You must be Otto's former lackeys." Remembering what Senti is actually like, Nagamitsu gave a playful smile.

 

"Yes, I was. What are you doing to Hajime, if i might ask?"

"Training him……" As Dr. Nagamitsu surprised to see her that she was getting a bit more annoyed that she had to exert a bit more effort than before.

"I see………"

 

"Has this idiot always been like this? So headstrong and so stubborn?"

"Yup."

"Huh………. We have been like this for almost 3 hours now."

"And that is a record?"

"Yup. Time move faster in mind and dream space" Senti looked at Hajime. "I have to admit. He is a better disciple than i thought he would be." Dr. Nagamitsu chuckled.

 

"Sounds like you are going to be one of his teachers from now on."

"Oh! if Old timer ever left me out once in a while, i will be his main martial art teacher." Nagamitsu chuckled.

"I await for the fruit of your labor."

"Don't worry! This greatest martial arts Master of Shenzhou shall deliver the greatest gift that mankind has ever seen. And he shall be……"

 

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Are you for real?

*grins*

*sighs*

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"He shall be Schicksal Captain Knight unlike the world has ever seen. 

The guardian of Soukai City that his enemies and weaklings would cower at his mere presence.

The disciple of the Greatest Valkyrie Schicksal has ever recruited.

One of Schicksal's multiweapon wielding fighter.

The student of Shenzhou's dark sage.

A superhero of a man that is on par with the world's strongest army.

The captain/leader of the Hyperion!"

 

Dr. Nagamistu chuckled.

"Those are a lot of high praises, Herscherr of Sentience."

"Of course. If anyone realizes that I am his master, they will treat me as Badass God/master of martial arts! And I will raise him a superhero if I have to!"

 

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No.

Fine.

 How about this?

I would drop the idea but you will let me wear this awesome sunglasses every time i show up after this?

Sounds good?

 

………

Deal.

………

Yatta!

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Nagamitsu chuckled. "There is certainty that Hajime might refuses such responsibilties."

Senti held her chin as she pondered a bit.

"Huh…… Well…….. I am still turning him into a badass warrior. So powerful that he might give certain Mantises I know a run for their money............... Well. Except me, of course!" Dr. Nagamitsu wondered how Fu Hua handles her.

"Oi! I heard that!" As she forgot that this herscherr reads mind.

 

"Right. A thousand apologies, Herscherr of Sentience." Senti gave a proud look.I "But I am a bit curious why you are doing all of this to Hajime out of the blue."

"I am feeling a bit charitable today. And I intend to not half-ass my charity work because I am the Great and Magnificent Herscherr of Sentience!"

 

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Again. 

Not true.

She was just bored and had nothing else to do.

 

Oi!

Stop revealing everything to them.

It is part of my job!

*grumbles*

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"I see. So when will he start waking up?"

"Oh…… Any time now. He had to go through months worth of training in his dreamspace in minute's time. He isn't a master with his new skills but I made sure that he is badass enough with them."

"How many weapons did you teach him to get used to the basics?"

"I'd say……… 11 weapons."

"That is a lot. I am surprised that he is handling smoothly so far."

"Yeah. It is weird too because it felt like he had years of experience with this learning method. But I am not seeing in his memories where or why he easily learned like that. But who cares if he doesn't remember? It just made my job a bit easier." Senti removed her hand from his forehead and gave a long sigh as if she was exhausted training him. "Captain is a dangerous man."

 

"That, he is. Makes you glad that he is with us." Dr. Nagamitsu nodded with a smile.

"Yeah. Looks like I really hit the jackpot of a student." Dr. Nagamitsu chuckled.

"That, you did."

 

"Dr. Nagamitsu~ Have you….. Oh you found him~" Elysia kneeled at Hajime's level.

"Ha~Ji~Me~" Elysia poked his cheeks.

"Wake up, my boo bear~ Homi's Love Season 6 is starting later and I don't want us to be late." Hajime winced in pain as he felt Elysia's boop.

 

"Ugh………. You did not just call me your boo bear." Hajime weakly opened his eyes.

"But it is true! You are my one and only boo bear~" Hajime sighed as she hugged his neck.

"Fine. I can't move my body though. I don't know why." Elysia giggled as she was about to pick him like she always does. 

But someone had different ideas.

 

"Oh! Since i borrowed him from you, Elysia, Let this great and magnificent Herscherr of Sentience return him to the pantry in top condition." Elysia giggled as she was enjoying this side of Fu Hua.

"How about we carry him together to our home?" Herscherr of Sentience gasped in excitement.

"Wait. What?" Hajime widened his eyes.

 

"Do you want to ride on this awesome hoversword while carrying him like a log?" Elysia giggled while covering her hand.

"Of course. I don't even mind taking that for a spin around Soukai while carrying him as a luggage." Senti was grinning with glee.

"H-Hey!"

 

"Do you want the head or legs?" 

"Head~ So I can kiss and talk to him as we hover around~"

"Awesome!" Senti grabbed Hajime' legs and placed them on her palms overhead while Elysia stood behind her as Senti started the hoverboard.

"Don't I get a say in this?!"

"You do if you can move~" Hajime sighed as he apparently can't right now."

 

"I will try to get you two back to your home before Homi's Love Season 6 starts."

"Thankies~" As Elysia kissed him on the cheek.

"Full speed ahead!" As the trio zoomed off, leaving a chuckling doctor.

 


"Ugh……. That was a long day." Theresa came in to her office wearing her Homu's pajamas as she was honoring the bet.

As soon as she sat down, Amber came in with a complaint report.

"Overseer, We are receiving a complaint report from Soukai city." Theresa sighed as she started to open a can of bitter melon juice to ease herself from the stress.

 

"What is the problem, Amber? A honkai wave spawned in the city?" She started drinking.

"No. This is." As soon as Theresa looked at the paper, she did a spit-take.

 

She quadrupled-check to see if she was hallucinating it.

"Ugh……… Fine." She face-palmed as she couldn't deny the evidence in front of her. "Call Bianka and Rita for me. I need them to chase these lunatics."

"Understood."

 

Amber left while Theresa is there facepalming at the Multiple pictures of Senti and Elysia hovering around in Soukai City at high speed while carrying the poor captain over their heads.

You can also see multiple valkyries starting to chase them as they have reached past the speed limit.

 

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So what do you think?

Hmmmmm~

You made it look like I am a great immortal and wise sage.

……….

 I like it!

 

That is good.

Thanks for letting me keep these sunglasses and let me wear it in the future stories that I will appear in!

Welcome.

 

Can I be the next narrator?

No.

Awww……..

Oh well.

 All in all, everything went well in the end, right?

 

…………

Yes.

………..

 

All right!

Since we are ending this with a bang, Say it with me. 

Ugh…… Do I have to?

Yep. 

It is more poetic to end it that way.

 

Fine.

*sighs*

 

Yatta!

Ya…tta....

 

Eh ...

Needs more energy but I will take it!

 

Anyways…

That is all, folks!

Notes:

Not going to lie, Senti's energy was hard to match in terms of writing.
I know how to start.
It was hard to keep it going.

Anyways.
Before i actually end this, Need to ask.
What do you think?

Now, I can finally end this.

Yatta!

Notes:

Not really easy if i am always busy to update the next chap.

Anyways, What do you guys think?

P.S. 8-1-2023.
As i was trying to research honkai including the Homu, i was genuinely surprised that Homus were themed characters.

In this case,
Homu is themed as Bronya
Homei is themed as Mei (You can see why that i did not make those two work.)
Hola is themed as Himeko. (Yes, i went there and yes, it was themed as Himeko. I legit looked ut up. I went there.)
Homi is themed as Theresa.

Hora is basically OC on my end since there is no homu named as Hora.

Also, dont lie. He is us when we basically got introduced to a 'shoujo' anime for the first time. Hell, i fell in love with anime because of Your lie in April for crying out loud.

Edited on Aug 10: Yes, i know i only posted the updates in the summary. But honestly this is all i got.

Cant really update in Chap 1 since it has been done.

Chap 2 tho? Expect this kind of madness.
Just dont push me to rush it.
I assure you, it will destroy my motivation on posting the chap 2 of this fic.