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My Eyebrows Bring All The Boyz To Da Yard: Hahahaah so true🤣😂😂🤣
(Insert Minon meme)
Baldie: Levi I know ur old but do u really have to date a prehistoric caveman?
C’mon fuck me emo boy: Would you rather me date eren?
Pootato: The fujioshis would 😨
C’mon fuck me emo boy: Fuck those fujioshi’s
Furry-loving zoologist is online.
Furry-loving zoologist: If one more mf calls me a furry i’ll piss in Erens shoes.
Jagermiester: 😨😨😨😨GUYS PLEASE DON’T, HIS PISS IS PROB GONNA GIVE ME HEPATITIS😭😭
★AnnieIsNotOkay★: lions piss on stuff to assert dominace.
Furry-loving zoologist: …
★AnnieIsNotOkay: Jean is a furry, a lion furry at that
Furry-loving zoologist is offline.
Jagermiester: OH SHIT-
Jagermiester is offline.
YmirTheFabulous: The shoes are his now. The piss has worked.
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Eren jumps up from his bed, pure fear in his eyes. His legs seemed to be going too slow to catch up with his roomate. Tears brim in his eyes as he dashes around the corner to see-
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Jagermeister is online
Jagermeister: he did it ya’ll. This mf actually did it. THOSE WERE MY BRAND NEW SKECHERS, THEY HAD RAINBOW LIGHTS 😭😭
Baldie: Rip skechers 😔
C’mon fuck me emo boy: Don’t worry give that shit to zeke, he’ll lap up all the piss. Those skechers will be dry by the time he’s done with them.
Jagermeister: NOT THE THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT ZEKE’S PISS KINK YOU UNSENSITIVE ASSHOLE, CAN’T YOU SEE I’M MOURNING?!?!
★AnnieIsNotOkay★: ‘Un’sensitive?
Jagermeister: SHUT TF UP ANNIE THIS IS ALL UR FAULT
Ackerussy is online
Jagermeister: MIKASA JEAN PISSED IN MY SHOES
Ackerussy: what.🙂
Pootato: WAIT- DID HE DO IT FRONT OF YOU?
Jagermeister: YES😭
Baldie: U SAW HIS PP?!?!
Jagermeister: it was horrifying 🥲
FreckledJesus: How big was it?
Pootato: ….
Baldie: …
Jagermeister: …
Ackerussy: …
My Eyebrows bring all the boys to the yard: …
C’mon Fuck me emo boy: …
YmirTheFabulous: …
YmirTheFabulous: So you don’t interact w/ us for a whole week because of ‘studying’ and the first thing u say to us is how big jeans dick is
FreckledJesus: Answer the question Eren 😁🥰
FreckledJesus: How. Big. Was. It.
Jagermeister: My honest reaction: 😑🫤🤨😶😦😰
Furry-loving zoologist is online.
FreckledJesus has deleted three messages.
YmirTheFabulous: UH HUH, DELETE THAT SHIT MARCO, WE ALL KNOW, WE ALL KNOW.
Jagermeister: JEAN YOU BETTER WASH MY FUCKING SHOES
Furry-loving zoologist: If u don’t convice burrito to change my name u can kiss ur nike kicks goodbye. And this time i won’t stop at just peeing.
Jagermeister: @Burrito WAKE THE FUCK UP MY NIKE’S ARE AT STAKE
Burrito is online
Burrito: whagt is it/.;\
Jagermeister: JEANS GONNA SHIT ON MY SHOES IF U DON’T CHANGE HIS NAME
Burrito: oKuay I’lk git ot donw
Burrito has changed ‘Furry-loving Zoologists’ name to ‘Neigh’
Jagermeister: Why are u talking like that?
FreckledJesus: He’s getting pounded by reiner.
Ackerussy: w h a t. 🙂
Baldie: U ARE SAYING THE MOST OUTTA POCKET THINGS TODAY
Neigh: ur making it hard to defend you rn marco ngl 😭
Jagermeister: The real question is how do u know.
FreckledJesus: Bert’s my roomie, and the walls are thin. Because of this I learned that bert has a degradation kink. 1/10 would not recommend.
FreckledJesus:
(Audio of bert getting pounded.exe.)
Pootato: M Y E A R S
Neigh: MARCO WTF
Ackerussy: W H A T 🙂
My Eyebrows Bring All the boys to the yard: I revoke your jesus pass.
FreckledJesus: 🥰🥰 If I have to suffer you will too 🥰🥰
Baldie: WHO PISSED IN UR CORNFLAKES
Jagermeister: Probably jean to assert dominance
C’mon Fuck me emo boy: And zeke probably drank that cornflakes
Neigh: Thats it, i’m leaving.
Neigh is offline.
Baldie is offline
Pootato is offline
My Eyebrows bring all the boys to the yard is offline
C’mon fuck me emo boy is offline
Freckled Jesus: Hey eren
Jagermeister: Yeah?
FreckledJesus: How big was it?
Ackerussy: W H A T !!!??!?!?!?!??!?!