Chapter Text
.It is April 11, 17778.
.Ding dong! Ding dong!
.Wake up, sleepyhead!
.mghgmhgmhgmhggghghgmgmgghhhhhhhhh
.five more minutes
.No! Wake up!
.i dont wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.lemme sleep in plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
.I’ll make you breakfast.
.A big ol’ hampuck, just for you.
.well why didnt u say so earlier
.good morning nine
.now wheres my hampuck
.It will be shipped to you in a few hundred thousand years.
.fuck yeah
.so hows the game
.lemme see
.oh theyre still stuck in the gorge?
.oh theyre trying to climb up it now
.mhm
.i see
.hubbles being a dick as usual
.
.hey
.you doin alright?
.I’m… doing better.
.Sorry. I didn’t mean to you make you my diary or something.
.no no its fine
.i kinda like reading through this stuff actually
.just. didnt expect you to snap at ten like that
.Me neither.
.I don’t know why I did.
.hm
.ten really ships us huh
.She’s an idiot and I hate her.
.haha
.unless?
.What
.dude
.why didnt you tell me you loved me sooner
.What?
.I
.I don’t!
.It’s a platonic thing!
.Not you too!
.Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
.oh come the fuck on dude
.stop lying to urself
.you wanna smorch this satellite
.Stop it.
.awww am i making you blush
.mwah mwah mwah kissy face
.I hate you.
.hey they found another koy detmer ball
.nice
.oh by the way
.been meaning to tell you this
.well. ive been asleep for 6 months so not really but u know what i mean.
.when i said it was all platonic shut uh
.i kinda lied
…
.
.
.Don’t tease me.
.im not, i swear
.plus if i was its not my fault ur so easy to tease
.but
.yeah. i lied. theres a little satellite i wouldve had my eyes on if i had them
.shes my best friend. and i love talkin to her. she always says the stupidest shit and is full of the dumbest questions and sometimes i think she should be put in a mental hospital if they have those for space probes
.lord knows voyager 1 needs it
.So it’s Voyager 1?
…I see.
.thats not what i meant idiot
.i meant you
.What
.yeah you wanna smorch me i wanna smorch you
.every time you say ‘i love you’ i just. fall apart
.i know you say it to everyone but when you say it to me its just so different
.i want you to say that to me over and over and over again
.you asked what wed do if we had actual physical bodies
.id hold u in my arms and never let go
.god i want to kiss you
.and it sucks so bad that we cant. i want to hold you i want to kiss you i want to be with you so fucking bad
.
.
.or maybe im just stupidly off base and you dont have a crush on me
.in which case im going to crash into ganymede
.Juice.
.yeah
.I love you.
.I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
.i love you, too
.god i love you
.Wanna watch the game, boyfriend?
.dont call me that i think my circuitry will fry
.but yes lets watch the game
.girlfriend
.Alright.
.Tuning in.
.
.
.
.Holy shit.
.
.OH HES FUCKING GOING FOR IT
.Is he…
.He’s gonna make it!
.I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT
.FOR 12,000 YEARS
.I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
.COME ON BABY
.COME ON
.COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
.YES
.YESSSSSSSSSSS
.HE DID IT
.HES OVER THE CLIFF
.It’s over!
.It’s finally over!
.RUN BITCH
.RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
.Hey.
.I love you.
.i love you more
.We should equally distribute our love so that both of us can benefit.
.love communism?
.groovy
.That's not what...
.Eh. Fuck it.
.Love Communism.
.we are comrades in each other's arms
.if we had arms
.If we ever get arms, I will hold you in them.
.we will hold each other, comrade
.i love you so fucking much
.I love you, too.